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Babson Professor Powderkeg Urges Ayatollah To Bomb 52 Cultural Sites On Facebook Page Because Orange Man Bad 


This is Babson adjunct professor and director of sustainability (this is a job) Asheen Phansey from Lynnfield.

And in response to President Trump’s ridiculous tweet, in which he threatened to blow up 52 cultural sites in Iran if they continued to poke the bear, he saw what Trump wrote and said, “hold my drink.”

Definitely a wicked smart move to post on a public Facebook page that you hope Ayatollah Assahola should bomb 52 American cultural spots, including the Mall of America and the Kardashians’ home. If that’s not woke, I don’t know what is. Crazy part is that if he threatened to blow up 52 cultural sites in Iran he’d probably lose his job, but begging a religious lunatic who oppresses women and gay people to blow up American cultural sites will probably get him tenure.

Look, I don’t wanna go to war with Iran. That’s crazy talk. My general rule of thumb is that if you’re not willing to sacrifice your own crotch fruit to go to the front lines, then you shouldn’t be for a war. It’s easy to sacrifice other people’s poon polyps that you’ve never met, but not so easy to give up your own. Quite frankly, we got voted off the island in Iraq the other day so I say we take them up on their generous offer and never return. If we have a problem, or if they fuck with the embassy, just drone the shit out of them. That’s the Obama way!

But yea, when you’re a college professor you probably should refrain from urging our enemies to bomb the shit out of us. Not the best look, just sayin. Then again, I expected nothing less from a guy who sold his Prius on Craig’s List.



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83 Comment(s)
  • Unsustainable Employment
    January 10, 2020 at 10:19 am

    Your employment with Babdon was a joke now leave the building moron.

  • Trump Wins Always
    January 10, 2020 at 9:00 am

    You are a loser and dont know how to win. Now go crawl back under a hairy bottom where you belong.

  • 'murica
    January 9, 2020 at 11:45 am

    He is a friend of mine. And he is none of the things some of you are calling him. He was born here, he is an American, as much as any of us. He made a mistake. A bad joke. Raise your hand if you never made a mistake in your life. I thought so.
    Now he and his family are getting threatened.

    The one truth is he’s a bit of a left-wing nutjob. But guess what, I’m conservative. And he’s still my friend. Imagine.

    If he were blonde and named Mike this wouldn’t have even made the news cycle, which luckily for him is short and this will be forgotten quickly. And you can all attack somebody else who made a mistake.

    Anyway I’m saying leave him alone, he’s alright.

    • R Lee Ermey
      January 9, 2020 at 11:53 am

      I’m 99.9999% sure that he would have (and should have) been called out for his bullshit regardless of his skin color or ethnic background.

      I’d really wish people would stop saying it was just a bad joke. Someone with his supposed intelligence doesn’t put “bad jokes” like that onto social media.

      If he was a conservative he would be getting so much more shit from people like him it wouldn’t even be funny.

      Tell your friend he is a fucking moron. He should eat a gun like the rest of his left wing friends. They’re finally getting a taste of their own medicine. Elitist fucks.

      • A
        January 11, 2020 at 3:03 pm

        R Lee Ermey would you like me to contact your employer and let them know you told someone to eat a gun? You’re telling Asheen Phansey he should kill himself? Or are you suggesting you would like to kill him? Maybe I’ll take your comment and interpret it however best suits my personal narrative and I won’t care at all what happens to you or your career as a byproduct of that.

        • R Lee Ermey
          January 11, 2020 at 4:04 pm

          Nice try moron. Not even remotely the same. You’ll also notice I never advocated to contact his employer and in the end don’t agree with him getting fired for the most part…I know that ruins your narrative though so just fuck off maggot.

    • Bruce
      January 9, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      I know this man and this was a private post meant as a joke. One of his “friends” took this private post and made it public. Seriously, if you can’t see that by the fact he named the Kardashians, you’ve got problems.

    • b
      January 9, 2020 at 10:07 pm

      It does not matter that he was born here, and it is a shame that such people are able to get university jobs. Let him learn his lesson.

    • Boi Done Wrong
      January 10, 2020 at 8:55 am

      Anything to take awsy responsibility from this maggot.
      If he had dark complezion and kinky curly hair he already would have a criminal record .
      Be a big boi and take responsibility for your actions.

  • nearboston
    January 9, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Director of Sustainability
    The Director of Sustainability leads the development and execution of a campus-wide strategic sustainability initiative, integrating sustainability throughout the campus and curriculum.

    So, he’s in charge of making sure the kids put their plastic straws in the right recycling bin….
    Asheen ALSO has a consulting company
    Phansey Consulting, LLC
    Management Consulting Woburn, Massachusetts
    Corporate social and environmental responsibility consulting for companies and nonprofits.

    formerly of Solidworks. I wonder if he still consults there??????

    • R Lee Ermey
      January 9, 2020 at 1:36 pm

      Bullshit. It isn’t a private post if you post it on your facebook page and leave it open to public viewing without any kind of privacy settings on.

      You’re full of shit and just as bad as he is for claiming this bullshit instead of owning it. A typical ball-less liberal.

  • Paul Krugman
    January 8, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    His computer was hacked. Thats what I always go with.

  • Deport This Camrl Jockey Pronto
    January 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    This dick sucking camel jocket asheen is now ssying his words were a botched joke like john kerry.

  • Sandy
    January 8, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Today, I was contacted by a WHDH reporter about this story via Facebook Messenger. Did anybody catch any of his previous posts before he disabled all of his social media accounts? Unfortunately, I didn’t think of catching and freezing screenshots yesterday.

  • Rockets Redglare
    January 8, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    just read professor Achnod was suspended from Babson, with pay…

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    January 8, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    Left the goat fucker some love on his Facebook page which was wide open and all his pole smoking SJW asshole buddies were on there talking about the run up to the next war with him and how it had to be stopped. Then BOOM, like the Iranian goat fucker his Facebook presence disappeared… Was it something we all said that made him do that?

  • Deport him!!!
    January 8, 2020 at 11:34 am

    If he’s not a US citizen, he should be deported immediately for that post.

    • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
      January 8, 2020 at 11:44 am

      My new diverse counselors wont allow it and neither will I. We want that East Boston illegal back in our schools.

  • JowMomma
    January 8, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Babson College…

    Because stupid rich people want a degree too.

  • Obama the worst president ever
    January 8, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Obama gave our enemies cash
    Trump gave our enemies Ash
    First he killed his legacy
    Now he’s killing his friends
    Someone tell this asshat to go sit on a shotgun please

  • Aspiring Rapper from the mean streets of Cohasset with a Bulls hat
    January 8, 2020 at 10:49 am

    He drove a Prius. Enough said. He’s a douche.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 8, 2020 at 9:46 am

    Looks like his friends apparently shot down that Ukrainian Airliner.

    They said the wings were riddled with holes…And they refuse to turn over the black boxes.

    • The Conspiracy Guy
      January 8, 2020 at 10:38 am

      The video is out. I ask anyone who’s seen it: does that look like a mechanical failure? I’m starting to wonder if Boeings come with built in homing devices that once activated pair with Russian missiles.

  • Cheesemo
    January 8, 2020 at 8:52 am

    Let the doxing of this maggot begin

    • Lou P
      Ash Hole
      January 8, 2020 at 10:00 am

      Anybody can address the issue (781) directly (530) with him (2726).

  • Guy Clinch
    January 8, 2020 at 8:49 am

    These shit bag muslims come from a place where beastiality and pedophelia is perfectly acceptable
    I’m sure this cocksucker fits right in in Lynnfield a real liberal Shit hole

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 8, 2020 at 8:20 am

    Another sleeper cell disguised as a professor. The secret service needs to pay him a close visit

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 8, 2020 at 8:09 am

    If Obama had a son.

  • Babson buffoon
    January 8, 2020 at 4:27 am

    If anyone looks into his activist and charitable donation history, good chance that something in there leads to CAIR, MuzzBro and the like.

    “Collects people” ? Maybe his fridge is stocked like Dahmer’s.

    In any case, this weaselpeen should be looked into, hard and in depth.

  • Down vote all you want
    January 8, 2020 at 1:58 am

    Fuck the government of Iran.
    God Bless Our Troops.

    Trump 2020

  • Ptsd
    January 8, 2020 at 1:45 am


  • Fuck Babson College
    January 8, 2020 at 1:39 am

    Came to America where they would not throw you off a tower
    for being a cum towel.


    Department of the Navy

  • Happiness....
    January 8, 2020 at 1:29 am

    Is a warm drone mama…. Yes it is….

  • Att Lynnfield Champer of Commerece
    January 8, 2020 at 1:27 am

    I will no longer be patronizing any business in your town.

    Get fucked

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      January 8, 2020 at 8:13 am

      Is that due to choice or scheduling conflicts with third grade spelling classes?

    • Lou P
      Lou P
      January 8, 2020 at 8:53 am

      Actually, Prof. Pansie lives in Burlington.

  • Close down Babson College and their hate machine now!!
    January 8, 2020 at 1:20 am

    Hey Babson.Your kinda pretty…
    Wanna do lunch tomorrow?

    A. Dershowitz

  • Babson College
    January 8, 2020 at 1:14 am

    Attacking the Kardashians? Remind me of their ethnicity again?
    Hate speech! This is not acceptable. Iranian intolerance?
    He needs to be terminated immediately.

    • faggot detector
      January 8, 2020 at 7:51 am

      Terminate with extreme prejudice

  • Homeland Security
    January 8, 2020 at 1:06 am

    Please investigate and deport if necessary.
    God Bless you.
    We appreciate you.Yours is not an easy job.
    Fuck Iran.

    Trump 2020

  • Call Babson College
    January 8, 2020 at 12:59 am

    781 235 1200

    The USMC baked this maggot a cake.
    Get some.

    Got his goat virgins right here.

    Fuck you

    • Pansy Pole
      January 8, 2020 at 10:10 am

      Better: call Ash Pansy: 781 530 2726

  • Not My First
    January 8, 2020 at 12:44 am

    Beware Asheen Phansey because you are in my crosshairs.

    January 7, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    Is there room for an enemy propagandist at Guantanamo?

  • DrVannostran
    January 7, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    Wait!!!! When less than a third of the Iraqi parliament show up for a vote, that’s a definitive sign they want us gone!!?? Fuck Iraq and fuck Iran!!! I did fight and my crotch fruit can fight too!

  • Jefe
    January 7, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    I’ll find this man tomorrow and have a few words with him.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 7, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Evidently the director of sustainability, is unsustainable.

    The fool has a false sense of his own significance.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      January 7, 2020 at 8:18 pm

      He a ladyboy, right Lee?

      • Boy George
        January 7, 2020 at 8:49 pm

        The Crying Game was a story about his life

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        January 7, 2020 at 8:52 pm

        I think he part of the adult-virgin crowd.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 7, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    As I do for so many DCF cases, I will call Babson tomorrow, not only the Dean’s office, but Babson security as well.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 7, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    This fool should keep his feelings between himself and “his psychiatrist.

  • Renfro
    January 7, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    He’s a fucking sand negroe
    What do you expect from these subhumans

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    January 7, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Casual Observations

    1) This cock sucker is clearly not a national security threat, but as an employee of Babson, he doesn’t get to freely wish bombing on US Citizens without some consequence.
    2) There *IS* a certain nuance to his statement (would versus should) that people should detect
    3) What in the living fuck is a “Sustainability” consultant?
    4) I’m putting the over/under of combat phase at 7.5 months. Place your bets.

    • DrVannostran
      January 7, 2020 at 11:02 pm

      Do people not want the Kardashian’s bombed???

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      January 8, 2020 at 8:16 am

      Mr. InShrewsbury, I will be taking the UNDER.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        January 9, 2020 at 2:50 am

        Is there an available prop for “WAYYY under?” I’d like to wager a portrait of my friend Andrew Jackson.

  • randiguy2006
    January 7, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    We gotta kill this guy right away before others think they are allowed free speech.

    • Lez Smelly Indian Panties
      January 7, 2020 at 4:32 pm

      Nice try Liz

  • Iv'e Asheen Penis Multiple Times
    January 7, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    These guys mean business they raised the genersls red panties over a mosque and that means they are serious about battle.

  • Hanoi Jane
    January 7, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    I like this fella and would twist like a prestzel for him

  • I hate liberals
    January 7, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Fucking idiots in the media spinning things for their own warped narrative. Just like investigating how a literal crackhead got a 50k a month gig on the board of directors of a Ukrainian energy company equates to digging up dirt on political opponents.

    Here is the quote, “….targeted 52 Iranian sites (representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago), some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture, and those targets, and Iran itself, WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD. The USA wants no more threats!”

    The President is saying he isn’t going to bomb a few camels in the desert, he is going to go full shock and awe in downtown Teheran of those towel heads do anything.

    • AllahAhkbarCockSuckBarLoveYoungBoi
      January 7, 2020 at 4:19 pm

      So no more secretive money transfers on pallets from Obama and Biden

  • randiguy2006
    January 7, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    He’s got a point

  • Really, though
    January 7, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Can this guy be deported please?

    • randiguy2006
      January 7, 2020 at 4:30 pm

      For what?

  • Hang on Sleuthy, Sleuthy hang on
    January 7, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    He must’ve deleted the tweet. Couldn’t find it. Did you see what he Tweeted to Mahomes’ gal, the John Kerry faced one you did a story on?
    That’s awful, I’m sorry. I was at the game and cheering hard for my Pats, but had to tip my hat to the Chiefs fans I passed on the way out. Your team and guy played well. We’re all fans of a great game – sorry for your experience, please don’t associate it with all Pats fans.

  • Metro West Guy
    January 7, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    Anybody publicly calling for an enemy of the US to attack its civilians should be placed on the FBI’s radar if he wasn’t there already. Maybe there’s a lot more than meets the eye with this jerk off.

    • Woker Than You
      January 8, 2020 at 8:12 am

      Yes. There is. He’s collecting people in his basement. FBI should raid his place immediately.

  • Waiting for the Babson Boot
    January 7, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Sure reflects well on Babson. If Babson doesn’t give this jerk the boot asap, we can safely assume Babson has become a complete dump to be avoided at all costs.

    I’m not holding my breath.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 7, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Fuck this rag head and the street he shits on.

  • Betty Ford
    January 7, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Babson? Conservative? When?

    I don’t get it on selling the Prius on CL.

  • DKs rule
    January 7, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    I don’t know you know the Kardashians tough call… Anyway in the famous words of Jell-O Biafra in a real fourth Reich you’d be the first to go Guy Like this they be gone first

    • Hugh Mungous
      January 7, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      Yes Sir, Nazi Punks like this can certainly Fuck Off

  • Independent Thinker
    January 7, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Babson used to be a fairly conservative campus. I guess even Babson has fallen victim to the radical left.

    The message is clear: Do not attack us if you do not want us to attack you.

  • Red flag
    January 7, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    This tool actually listed collecting espresso mugs as an interest in his subtitle. What a douche!

    • Tired of Idiots
      January 7, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      Read Carefully, it also states he “collects people”, whatever that means…

      • Woker Than You
        January 8, 2020 at 8:07 am

        He must be kidnapping folks and keeping them in his basement! FBI Raid!!!

  • Hugh Mungous
    January 7, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Phansey ?
    Rhymes with ….
    But it’s too obvious that he’s a fucking faggot

  • R Lee Ermey
    January 7, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    and OF COURSE he has a Prius.
    What a dink.
    These sustainability assholes are so full of themselves it hurts. They’ve created a whole market out of the concept of being more efficient.

    And of course he believes in carbon taxing business. That is just another way to spread the money around and redistribute income.

    this guy should go in a bathroom and eat a gun.

    • Babson College
      January 8, 2020 at 1:34 am

      I didnt know they stacked shit that high.

  • Big fan
    January 7, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    I think we should cancel him because his “joke” was offensive and Not Funny

  • hartf811
    Winston Churchill
    January 7, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Babson? Babson? If you don’t fire this prick he will be killed in your parking lot.

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