The Beer Garden in Worcester has been a centerpiece of the fake “renaissance” that Mayor Joe Petty and Ed Augustus have been pushing on the taxpaying public. I went there this summer, and it was pretty cool. They seemed to keep out the riff-raff by serving the one thing that’s like kryptonite for hoodrats – craft beer.  But apparently a lot has changed in the last couple of months based on what happened there on Friday night.

On October 26th at about 12:30 AM, an officer on scene at the Beer Garden at 68 Franklin St saw a fight break out and called for assistance. There was a large crowd of hundreds of people, the staff decided to close for the night. Officers assisted in moving the crowd out of the bar as more fights broke out. A female officer went to break up one of the fights, and a male identified as Robert Gould, thirty-three-years-old of Merrifield St, pulled out a large chunk of the officer’s hair. Mr. Gould kicked another officer, and refused orders to put his hands behind his back.

As officers struggled with Mr. Gould, a large, hostile crowd gathered around them. The officers were outnumbered and several members of the crowd were taunting them and calling them names. A female, identified as Natalie Price, twenty-six-years-old of Alpine Street, approached an officer who was on the ground trying to complete an arrest. Ms. Price took the officer’s baton and tried to pass it to someone behind her in the crowd. As the officer tried to stop her, Ms. Price bit the officer’s bicep, breaking the skin on the officer’s arm and causing bleeding.

Another female, identified as Monique Agbanyo, twenty-one-years-old of Leicester, pushed through the crowd and grabbed one of the officers who was trying to control an arrestee. Ms. Agbanyo then punched another officer in the face before she was taken to the ground and placed under arrest. When she was on the ground, she tried to kick officers in the face, and nearly struck one in the eye with her high heels.

As more officers arrived, they gained control of Mr. Gould and Ms. Price and placed them under arrest. As the wagon operator arrived to transport the arrestees to the station, she observed a male, identified as Evan Baptiste, twenty-years-old of Oxford, run up behind the officers and try to grab them. The officer was able to stop Mr. Baptiste and place him under arrest. Another male, identified as Christopher Ayala-Melendez, twenty-two-years-old of Franklin St, tried to push past officers in an attempt to gain access to the arrestees. Mr. Ayala-Melendez shoved a K9 officer, and the K9 delivered a bite to his lower back as he was placed under arrest.

During this violent and chaotic scene, a female identified as Octavia Miller, twenty-five-years-old of Lovell St, kept approaching officers and screaming after being told to stay back. She clenched her fist, waved it in the air, and nearly struck an officer in the face when she was placed under arrest.All of the arrestees were transported to the police station by the wagon. They will be arraigned in Worcester District Court on Monday and are charged with the following:

Monique Agbanyo – Assault and Battery on a Police Officer, Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon, Resisting Arrest, Disorderly Conduct.

Natalie Price – Assault and Battery on a Police Officer, Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon, Attempt to Disarm a Police Officer, Assault with a Dangerous Weapon, Disturbing the Peace, Interfering with a Police Officer, Resisting Arrest, Disorderly Conduct.

Christopher Ayala-Melendez – Assault and Battery on a Police officer, Resisting Arrest, Disorderly Conduct

Octavia Miller – Assault, Resisting Arrest, Disorderly Conduct

Robert Gould – Assault and Battery on a Police Officer, Assault and Battery, Resisting Arrest

Here’s the video. In the second one you can see the cop getting bit by this wild animal at the 34 second mark.

This bitch really bit him.

Just look at these filthy guttermuppets in their Goddamn underpants, prancing around downtown on a Friday night.

This skank mop hit a fucking cop.

Meet Monique Agbanyo from Leicester.

This classless slopqueef was out assaulting cops in her underpants while her crotch fruit was sitting at home, probably wishing they had a real Mom.

Nah, Maddie’s lying. You’re actually a terrible mother and the DCF fairy should kidnap your crotch fruit if they want to have any shot in life.

Octavia Miller got arrested too.

As you can see, she was out and about on a Friday night looking for a guy to knock her up and never pay child support just so she could walk around saying, “My baby daddy ain’t shit,” at the nail salon.”

Ironically she often posts about people who act like trashbags in public.

That video is everything that is wrong with ghetto culture. Every single hoodbooger with a cell phone was yelling at the cops and preventing them from doing their job, while rushing to the defense of an animal who was literally sinking her cock flavored mouth into the cop’s skin. I can’t find Natalie Price on Facebook, but I would imagine her page is filled with dog filters and bathroom selfies. Think of what a lowlife piece of fecal matter you have to be to see a cop’s baton on the ground during a melee like this and try to steal it from them.

Then she fucking BIT HIM. Instead of kids in cages maybe ICE should start putting ho’s in cages. That’s something we can all get behind.

Seriously, if you see a volatile situation like this and you’re even tempted to try to jump in and yell at the cops like this skag did:

You should just be shot. No questions asked. Sit down and shut up.

This was Evan Baptiste, who was also arrested.

Nuff said.

I also can’t find Brian Gould, the 33 year old who pulled the chick cop’s hair. If you have his picture I’d love to add him to the Turtleboy Hall of Shame too.

Here’s my question – why were people dressed like this at the Beer Garden?

I know they don’t like craft beer, unless it comes with a side of Hennessy.

Turns out this was the second stop on a ghetto bar crawl that began at Mechanics Hall of all places.

Why the hell would Mechanics freaking Hall and the Beer Garden agree to be part of some hoodrat bait like this? When you charge $30 and you feature a bunch of DJ’s from Jam’n 94.5 that no one’s ever heard of, this is the crowd you’re going to attract. That’s just science. See Mambo Drink or Mardi Gras strip club for future reference. Here’s what a witness tells us.

I went to the halloween party at mechanics hall where the rachetness began. It was a pig festival. Fist fights, girls mean mugging everyone, twerking like complete pigs.The animals were complete savages trying to get drinks. Absolutely disgusting. I believe the last party Mike hosted ended the same way at the beer garden as well. You should have seen the poor bartenders. They were like senior citizens who were probably afraid for their lives!! No order, pushing, jumping over people to get a bartender to serve them. They were absolute animals. Girls mean mugging each other, the advertised djs didnt even show up. My friend and I went to the boulevard diner after and about 1am some ratchets started showing up there and were causing a seen there too!

Do you understand the historical significance of Mechanics Hall? A small list of people who have spoken, performed, or been invited there for events include:

Presidents Ford, Clinton, McKinley, Teddy Roosevelt, Taft, and Wilson, Mark Twain, Ella Fitzgerald, Barbara Bush, Hillary Clinton, Dan Quayle, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoreau, Susan B. Anthony, William Lloyd Garrison, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, the Bolshoi Symphony Orchestra, the London Philharmonic, and many more.

This is what Mechanics Hall has been reduced to.

The event was promoted by this douchebag.

His real name is Michael Melinfonwu. His younger brother Obi is a Grafton High School legend who plays for the Patriots. Apparently this is what you do when your kid brother gets all the good genes. This is his M.O.

He put together this video to hype people up for it.

If your promo video entirely consists of auto-tune, you know that half the people showing up left their crotch fruits tied to the radiator at home.

Now let’s check out what the free muh boi patrol had to say about the videos and what went down.

This is exactly what I would imagine someone who looks like a last call participation trophy at Ralph’s would say about an incident like this.

The Sposato sisters apparently think that biting the police is acceptable if you don’t feel like being arrested after breaking the law.

If “High school was mad hard, but I’m-a-get my GED and go to Quinsig” had a face.

Then there’s this thug life toolbag.

Hardest dude in the Big Y parking lot.

And finally this guy.

Earl Jones (real name Emmanuel Soto) certainly looks familiar.

You may know him as SNAP Back Sanchez, Southbridge’s finest specimen who was featured on Turtleboy last month for trying to buy food stamps on Facebook.

I really just cannot believe the Beer Garden has turned into Mambo Drink Part 2. Next week they’re hosting another one of these.

And then the week after they’re turning it into a literal strip club.

And they had the audacity to post this today like a bunch of cops weren’t assaulted there last night.

What an absolute disgrace. Fuck them, I’ll never step foot in there again. The City of Worcester just ran the Midtown Mall out of business in order to clean up downtown as part of their imaginary renaissance, as well they should have. But if you’re gonna close one of these ghetto magnets down and allow another one to open up because they serve craft beer then your city is still going to be complete and total shit.

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