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Bella Bond’s Alleged Sperm Donor Joe Amoroso Was Arrested For Stealing Pocket Books Again


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Here’s this weekend’s least surprising story ever:

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The father of Bella Bond was arrested on larceny charges Friday in Revere. Joseph Amoroso was arrested and charged with larceny from a building. A source told 7News that he stole two pocketbooks and allegedly confessed to police. He was charged with larceny over $250, which is a felony. Amoroso posted bond earlier Friday evening. Amoroso was previously arrested back in January on shoplifting charges. Amoroso is the biological father of Bella Bond, known for month as “Baby Doe” after her remains were found inside a garbage bag that washed up on Deer Island in Winthrop last year. Her mother’s boyfriend was charged with killing the girl. Her mother, Rachelle Bond, is charged as an accessory.


The only thing Turtleboy hates more than Bella Bond’s alleged sperm donor is the way the media has covered this story. Remember when the Boston Globe wrote that heartwarming piece, designed to make you sympathetic to the man who never met Bella Bond but showed up when the cameras started rolling the GoFundMe’s started flowing? I mean, just look at these pictures:


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You know what’s sad? These reporters really believed him. Because they wanted to believe him. Because it makes for a better story. A former drug addict who needed to turn his life around, kept in contact with his “daughter,” and finally would get a chance to be a part of her life, but he got there just a day or two too late. They staged all of these bullshit photographs so you’d click on their stories. Because the Boston Globe is just as much of a smut magazine as the Turtlegram and Gazette. They just have a much bigger audience.

Here’s Turtleboy’s question for WHDH – why are you referring to this loser as the biological father of Bella Bond? What evidence exists to support that? Was a paternity test conducted? Because last I heard her mother was a crackwhore prostitute who banged half of the north shore. Literally the only reason that he is being referred to as the biological father is because he showed up after she died and claimed he banged the mother in a tent during Occupy Wall Street. He’s a career criminal who will say and do anything, and you all just took his word for it. I’ll bet you anything this guy is not the father.


Here’s another thing WHDH missed – he was arrested in December for shoplifting at Home Depot. Why would they wanna bring that up though? It would just get in the way of their narrative that this guy was a reformed and loving father who was robbed of the chance to meet his daughter whom he loved. Oh yea, and he had needles on him when he was arrested in December. Because he’s a filthy junkie who is really good at blaming other people for his own failures, but not so good at evaluating all the things he has done to put himself in these situations. That’s what everyone associated with Occupy Wall Street was all about – blaming other people for their own failures. He fit right in.

Turtleboy really hates this guy with a burning passion. It wasn’t just that he was directly responsible for her death by ditching the girl in order to “find himself” and “get his shit together” in Florida, it was that he cried and dramatized it for the cameras. As if he loved her or cared about her. It’s a slap in the face to the billions of men out there who raised their kids, made sacrifices, and dedicated their lives to taking care of another human being.

This guy did the exact opposite. He made no sacrifices. He put himself first. And he wasn’t there to protect this child from monsters.



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11 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 6, 2016 at 11:57 am

    I hope he gets raped in jail by the biggest, baddest fucker in there. Like a more sadistic version of Shillinger from Oz.

  • LLC
    June 5, 2016 at 10:29 am

    If I recall, sperm donor’s mother was as slimy as fuck too…trying to gain sympathy for a child she did nothing for, didn’t save from death & then set up a Go Fund Me for herself….

    Fuck these people. Bring back town square stonings.

  • Mr. Sulu
    June 5, 2016 at 9:58 am

    I’d love to know what he was really doing down in Florida when he was supposedly “getting his shit together”. I wish I could view his rap sheet for just Florida alone.

    • ProfessorM
      June 5, 2016 at 10:06 am

      You can… Florida is one of the places that list complete arrest reports online. Google his name with “arrests” or “mugshots” and his full arrest records will come up 😉

      • TargetPractice
        June 5, 2016 at 10:45 am

        Florida has all those pain clinics, they basically hand out Percs all day, and street prices for them are half of what they are here, fucken junky’s paradise

        • Fixed
          June 5, 2016 at 4:22 pm

          And what happy couple do we all know who takes “monthly vacations” to Miami, F-L-A? (Among other tropical resorts) and why….?

  • Talisman
    June 5, 2016 at 9:25 am

    If only other “news” organizations practiced due diligence, and had an ounce of integrity, maybe they might be trusted. Once they produce their false advertisement “feel good” piece, they want no further responsibility. I’m sure they were quite happy to funnel bleeding heart cash into the gofundmydrughabit account of a fellow leftist 99%er, no matter how big of a turd he is.

  • JayC
    June 5, 2016 at 8:00 am

    The first thing that comes to mind here is the parody song The Twelve Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers. There is a kid, during one of the versus that’s screams “buy me something” and the father yells back “Get a job ya bum!” That was definitly as message that this piece of garbage Amoroso missed along the way. Work for your stuff dude, don’t be a piece of crap and steal it!

    • 12 pains fan :)
      June 5, 2016 at 3:02 pm

      Actually, in The 12 pains of christmas, the 7th thing thats such a pain is The salvation army, then repeats with charities, donations, then followed by the 8th thing thats such a pain is the whiny kid, so when it gets to the 1oth thing, the dude is done with the pleading of hand outs yelling for them to get a job, while the kid is screaming by me something….. it doesnt actually go hand in hand…. sorry, my all time favorite christmas song…..lmao

  • Jack Mahiffer
    June 4, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    This guy is a piece of shit. Fuck him.

    • Mr. Frosty
      June 5, 2016 at 7:09 pm

      The jail thing’s a little ambitious. As we know, almost nobody goes to jail in Mass.

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