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Beluga Beefcake Brags About How She Gets Into Mystic Aquarium For Free By Showing Her Food Stamp Card, Despite Clearly Having Never Missed A Meal

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This is Breeanne Kennan from Rockville, CT:

As you can see, she’s starving. Which is why the government not only gives her taxpayer funded food stamps, it also gets her in free to tons of other places:

Oh yea, she’ll fit right in at the Aquarium.

That post has been shared over 5,000 times. It’s almost like people are fed up with our tax dollars going towards cheesehogs who don’t feel like getting real jobs.

Only in America can this be considered poor:

She can afford necessities like bracelets and her nose comes with its own door knocker, but God forbid she pay for her own food. That’s heartless.

Oh, and she doesn’t have any kids either, which is usually what these laardvarks do when they want more handouts – fire out a doggy style trophy from the stench trench. She’s just a regular ol’ single broad whose food we’re paying for. Don’t worry though, she can still afford iPhones

Newports (probably)

King sized beds

Weed

Tongue rings

And sexy time on the town

Shockingly this cream filled hefalump seems to have no problem getting that magic stick though…

And despite the fact that she has no kids to take care of, and her grocery bill is paid for by the taxpayers, she still whines that people aren’t giving her free room and board….

But please, tell me more about how there’s no food stamp abuse in this country. Tell me more how rare it is. The rest of us are working are ass off 60 hours a week so she can eat on our dime. And eat, and eat, and eat some more. Then on the one day we get time off and we wanna take our kids to the aquarium, we have to pay. Meanwhile this Beluga Beefcake gets to go for free. Makes sense.

32 Comment(s)
  • ames1049
    July 23, 2018 at 12:08 am

    Where is the boatload of eskimoes with spears when you need them?

  • Bertha Von Nation
    July 22, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    A lot of places like this offer free admission to families on SNAP because they feel poor children would benefit from educational places such as the aquarium, or the children’s museum. I work with poor families, and I let them know about these programs, but the families I work with actually have children!! I mean WTF!! Why are they letting this bitch in without children?? The “four guests” are supposed to be poor kids, not some welfare leeches!! I mean, I love my job, but bitches like this make me glad I vote republican! Jesus tap dancing Christ!

    • Itsjustme
      July 22, 2018 at 12:34 pm

      I agree, I see no problem with allowing families with children that can’t afford these places in for free, but this woman and three of her loser friends?

      She doesn’t appear poor. She can afford expensive beds, piercings all over her face including her frigging teeth pierced, weed, cigarettes, alcohol. She is an able-bodied adult, and if she needs more money and her Dunkin Donuts check isn’t cutting it she should get another job. It’s not like she has kids she needs to worry about.

  • Charlie Baker
    July 20, 2018 at 11:01 am

    I don’t understand the problem here at all. The aquarium is offering free admission to poor people in the summer, it’s a nice thing for them to do. Making it about veterans is ridiculous, since veterans can also qualify for public assistance, and often do. Sometimes I think people on here are just mad that folks are getting help.

    • Rob K
      July 20, 2018 at 3:42 pm

      She’s poor? How is she so fat then? How can she afford all the weed, king size tempurpedic bed, and iPhone? Yeah she clearly needs government assistance.

  • Uncle Sam
    July 20, 2018 at 10:41 am

    I’ll go out on a limb and assume she votes Democrat in every Presidential election…

  • Frank Rizzo
    July 20, 2018 at 6:07 am

    Looks like a baby hippo in the pool pic

  • NOT 9 MONTHS?
    July 20, 2018 at 2:46 am

    WAIT….SO SHES NOT PREGNANT? DAMN THAT STOMACH IS BIG GIRL.

  • Ol’ Phil McCracken
    July 19, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    Remember the old days when people had pride and humility? When being on public assistance wasn’t some alternate reality ratchet badge of honor?

  • M
    July 19, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    We just bought a new mattress yesterday and the salesman told us they just stopped selling temperpedic (sp?) mattresses because they are so expensive ($5,000 or more) and nobody was buying them. Yet, her we have someone on welfare who can afford one, sounds about right.

    • Mass health/Medicare
      July 19, 2018 at 10:03 pm

      I had a friend who’s uncle was a very large man 6’6 380 pounds maybe a bit more. He had diabetes and his dr actually prescribed a temperpedic mattress that elevates the legs and head to prevent pressure sores from developing because of how big he was and the diabetes. If she gets food stamps without having children, she probably has a illness of some sort and could have got the bed paid for by insurance. Crazy I know…

      • Nick
        July 19, 2018 at 11:11 pm

        Hay who ever did this u should contact me tough guy ull be sucking my dick by the time im done with u

        • R
          July 20, 2018 at 8:30 am

          That post was by Brian Albrecht. You can’t actually think you can defeat him, do you? Do you even know who he is? He’s kind of a big deal.

  • Rochambeau
    July 19, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    If you’ve fought in a war they let you in for $29 vs. $38 for general admission. Apparently if your on Welfare you’ve made worse choices and you and your guests are compensated. Weird.

    How much value is attributed to welfare? SNAP, section 8, WIC, ESL, free school lunch (never deducted from SNAP), vocational programs, tax breaks, etc… How much is that a year? What is that equivalent to in production?

    • Clitty Litter
      July 19, 2018 at 8:34 pm

      Seriously. What the fuck is going on?

    • Not fair
      July 19, 2018 at 10:59 pm

      Last i saw the stats on it, it typically amounts to around $50k per year, if they get all of it, its just a little less if you take away WIC, but the average was $30k-$50 in benefits per family across the nation. 

  • MrSmiley
    July 19, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    New spokesperson for diiabeeetus testing.

    Fix fucking entitlements! Oh waaait.. Too busy letting non citizens vote. We be dooomed.

  • whatevuh
    July 19, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    The Beluga Whales jumped out of the tank “fuck this shit”

  • Mike Hunt
    July 19, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    She looks like she’s made out of ham.

  • Yuck
    July 19, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    All aboard the diabetes train, whooo hooo!!! When’s the Diabetes Fairy coming to chop off your feet, you fat fuck….

  • Moonbat Cattle
    July 19, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    White suburban liberals lynch people who call gluttons out for being pigs. They also bitch and moan when cows like that can’t collect food stamps. She is their fault. They should be punished by being forced to fuck her.

    • Moderate Mafia
      July 20, 2018 at 5:52 pm

      FYI snowflake there are far more white conservatives on welfare than liberals, but please dont let that fact get in the way of your crying….

  • Stinky McStinkypants
    July 19, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Tub of goo…

  • z
    July 19, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    That’s not a whale. That’s a manatee.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      July 19, 2018 at 5:52 pm

      Manatee? Id say its a manathree. Holy fuck she is huge!

  • z
    July 19, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    The black dress photo on the blue velvet couch.
    That’s not her, it’s Brad Garrett from Everyone Love Raymond in drag.

  • Thar she blows
    July 19, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    I thought that said Bladder, Bigger, Better cause she sure does have a big bladder

  • Clitty Litter
    July 19, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    That thong looks like a pick-up truck tie down yo’!
    And them Sharpie brows!

    Seriously. What the fuck is going on here?

  • Whinycunt
    July 19, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    I’m mentally unstable and no one handing me Benjamin’s.
    The first time I am at Hampton and see an ass that big eating a poor bathing suit I am going to scream. In some far off place that panty eating ass is revered, however I do not want to see every dimple on your fat , ugly ass. Just stop. Look in a mirror and say eh , maybe not a good look. Just once.

  • Citypoint
    July 19, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    I bet she goes to the aquarium around the same time they feed the whales.

  • y
    July 19, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    All that jewelry is a ruse…she doesn’t want you to focus on that ugly mug and crusty ass fupa

  • Will Crusher
    July 19, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    Why do these pigs think metal studs and hoop earrings make them more desirable? Staples jammed into a lump of lard don’t create spontaneous boners.

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