Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Bernie Bro Identifies As Handicapped Person At 99 Restaurant In Auburn


It’s been a while since we’ve shamed a handicapped parker. Here’s another winner from the 99 Restaurant in Auburn:

“Hate Less, Love More.”

Bruh, you’re parked in a handicapped spot and you have no placard. Then again, he or she is a Bernie supporter, so maybe they identify as handicapped. This wasn’t an in and out situation either there. The person who took this picture waited a white, so the drive was clearly sitting down for a meal inside. If anyone out there can run the plates – 4HZ 847 – we’d love to make this hypocrite Turtleboy famous.


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9 Comment(s)
  • Fedora Wearing Blog Critic
    May 2, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    There’s a term for people who identify as handicap, and it’s transabled. Transabled want things like surgery to remove a one or more limbs. They are perfectly healthy and have no reason to lose a limb but they feel disabled on the inside. I’m not joking, look it up.

  • juror seven esq.
    May 2, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    I’m going to call a timeout on this one. Yes, there is a placard on the building, but the spot does not have all of the other identifiers. No pavement markings, i.e. Large blue block with the wheelchair painting. Extra space for access with wheelchair. This location is on the Southbridge St. side of the building. On the opposite side of the building (route 20) there are four (?) additional handicap parking spots. Given all this, the driver of the pictured vehicle needs to be called out for his\her political association.

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    May 2, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    Bernie is a left-wing elitist with an air of snobbery and disdain so thick it follows him around like Pig Pen´s dirt cloud.”

  • Amy Ropple
    May 2, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Are you sure he didn’t have one hanging off the mirror/on the dash? I have one of those and have been accused of not being legit. Just being fair, I am not a Bernie fan. Just sayin.

  • Ray Patriarca
    What an asswad
    May 2, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    And the fucking touch-hole couldn’t even park that dinky little shitcan straight?
    Wtf. !!
    You’d think the chud was docking the USS Nimitz instead of some tiny little crap-can !
    Probably smoked half a lid of pot and needed munchies, pronto !
    “I need to eat, dude !!! “

  • Me
    May 2, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Any idiot can see this is a handicapped spot… ok maybe not every idiot, but PUB 99 is not doing their part either. These spots are required to have 5’ of access next to them for you know…. more Bern’ers.

    Sometimes things need to be so clear that their intent can only be interpreted one way.

    P.S. I’m sure I could pick them out of a line-up without it but I would love to see what this driver looks like. I bet it would be amazing.

  • Poontang Joe
    May 2, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Well yeah. The Bernie sticker is his handicapped sticker cause he’s retarded.

  • bigdaddy
    May 2, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    He just believes some one else will pay his ticket for parking in handicapped spot Its the Bernie way

  • Said Everyone
    May 2, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    When they put these stickers on their cars don’t they realize they are making sure everyone knows they’re a moron?

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