Commuters in Malden were in for treated to a show today when a confused African-American man in his birthday suit decided to go surfing on a random car of his choice.
Dude in the red car knew it was bad news ever since he saw Kimbo Lice walking down the middle of the street with his jurassic pork hanging out.
He tried to pull a u-turn and get the hell out of there.
But by that point it was too late. The rest was destiny.
After he got on top he did a little fentanyl floss before realizing that inertia was about to give him a date with the pavement.
Why the driver didn’t just gun it was beyond me. If you have a naked 250 pound man on the roof of your car I think you’re entitled to drive away, although that could get ugly if you go too fast and it turned into black lives splatter.
After the car started moving Bernie Crack sat his ass down and got some sun as the shell shocked driver slowly attempted to drive out of there without killing him.
Just another Tuesday afternoon in Malden.
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So much Racist Pig Skins in Boston Damn. Clearly the man needed help. It’s funny because all of you are undercover over there. That’s why your daughters LOVE US. Keep up the great work.
Although it’s hard to tell in the video, I assume he is still “at large”
Pat, I’d like to solve the puzzle………
I understand that the driver was questioned by the Environmental police. They wanted to know why the antlerless deer had not been tagged properly.
When the female silverback is in estrous her anal sacs turn bright red. This in turn causes the male silverback to go into an amorous mood.
You better check. Some zoo has a missing silverback.
I have seen this type of behavior before on the Gombe Preserve.
I need your boots, your clothes and your EBT card
Looks like that buck just got broken
I don’t think that any further analysis is needed. Jas Hennessy & Co. should definitely proceed with the recall.
This story makes me horny and I’m not even gay! Love the idea of my fat cock and naked body being worshipped on a car roof on main street and across the internet rocking good times baby!
By day I’m a HR professional for a US Government agency but in my private life I’m a Big Pussy squirt Sexy Nasty Anal Pussy Fisting acrobat swinger.
While the entrance to the vagina or ass tends to be pretty tight, there’s generally a lot of space deep inside. Once you’ve managed to work the meatiest part of your hand into your orifice of choice, the relatively narrow wrist rests at the entrance.
I’m a genderqueer femme in a relationship with a man, and my dirty secret is that I prefer a big man hand when getting fisted. I’ve taught workshops on fisting a few times, complete with live demonstrations. I’ve been fisted by men and women, and I’ve fisted men and women.
Member of the LGBBQ+ does hard mind altering drugs causing mental unwellness and psychotic episode.
“Look what you whites made me do”—starts GoFundMe for the struggle of dragging his taint on someones windshield.
This is just the latest member of my dance group, “A Boston Movement Collective” showcasing his latest piece. Find us on facebook!
I bequeath you the name, use it well.
He’s a weird homo anyway
This is me, the weird homo.
Why wouldn’t i love this name?
Nice try, but this is the REAL Alexander.
You pathetic weirdos that love this blog so much, it’s trash- spoken by an uneducated cis white man.
I’m faggitus
But they just got their first Starbucks!
It’s beginning again skynet has sent him back to kill John Connor!
Skynet must’ve caught the diversity virus.
Once he was on the roof of my truck I would’ve hit the gas and never looked back. Only way that could go wrong is if his dick got caught on the way down on part of the truck, then Id be shoveling a dead nog off my driveway when I got home to my 99% white town.
Looks like Toby escaped. Needs his foot cut off so he dont run no’mo
I hope the Malden Cops tazed him right in the nuts.
What’s the big deal? All he wanted was some purple drank
This story just screams fake news! I mean where is he keeping his ebt card? His Newport, or Henny?
Just goes to show ya how easy smuggling can be!
In his Prison Wallet I presume?
Can’t get Newpees in Mass and a World Wide Hennee shortage WTF
I’d like to buy 2 vowels
Pat I will solve the puzzle.
Who are N_GG_RS
Knowing this state, the guy who posted the video will probably be harassed online and labeled a racist. Especially since he mentioned out loud that it was a black guy.
And guarantee it’s not the smokes fault one bit, I’m sure he’s just a gentle giant, fed up with all the systemic racism and oppression he faces every day of his life.
He must have hung a wrong turn
Thought I was speechless before with the bLT-123’s, but… I stand corrected.
Oh my I can’t see his cock in this video!
She’s on of our girls…
Dude was probably over-served and wandered out the door. A good host and hostess could have prevented that.
I don’t understand these folks! If you’re so petrified of the Police … why do things that attract them?
I have a big property with a lot of trees and vegetation. I don’t avoid all the wasps and stingy things by pasting honey of my back and running around the yard like a Jackass.
Tea bagging the sunroof! Maybe Magic Mike inspired today’s episode of spunk and funk in Malden
Before I even read the article: I’ll take “skin color” for $300 Alex
Another black man who is terrified of the racist police
WHERE’S HIS MASK!
Right next to his pants.
Has anyone else noticed that as more women assume positions of power our social conditions have deteriorated?
I don’t know why but it seems to be true.
That’s because women are terrible leaders. Too much heart, not enough smart. I’ve never met a woman who impressed me with her tactical planning, or coherent thoughts. Never.
I know where are coming from. Used to live in a great condo complex called Gardens of Eden nice beach lots of trees plenty of fruit Some chic by the name of Eve slithered her way to homeowners board Felt bad the serpents had to crawl on their belly Place no longer exists
You have not met me.
He just needed a ride home. He lost everything in a crap game.
Many years ago my wife and I had just exited the Broadway T stop when a homeless guy in front of us, turned around on the sidewalk in front of us, with his penis hanging out, my wife pointed at it and said “oh my God, that is so fucken small” the homeless man looked very embarrassed, turned around and ran away.
Malden; I guess all that new section ape housing is really helping diversity and inclusion. I wonder if the driver had a sunroof for maximum viewing pleasure?
If that crooked old senile fool biden has his way, this will be a common scene in the suburbs.
If she floored it he would be a black Chinese.
Name: Ding
Good thing it didn’t happen in Suffolk county
Nailed it!
Is the nude man still at large? And how far is Malden from Cambridge?
We can’t tell if he’s at large, Senator. The photo is censored.
Harambe gets shot but not this guy?
Is that a metco gorilla?
This looks like the same guy that did this same thing a few years back in what I think was Ludlow MA.
I bet they let him out recently so he could do this all over again. I bet it’s the same dude.
It may have been Palmer
That kid is not wearing a hoodie. He is free of skittles.
Is that Clive McFarlanes daughter? I heard that family fell on hard times after the T&G shit canned Clive. I heard he’s giving blow jobs for money to make ends meet.
It’s dey culture
But the good news is there have only been three shootings this month Malden is trying desperately to be the next Somerville or Cambridge The residents of that city will ensure that never happens
Well…the Blue Book value on THAT car just went in the shitter.
My mom would have been thrilled with this!