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Beta Male Boutique Thrift Store Owner Accused Of Racism by Princess Privilege, But A Google Search And Moderate Eyesight Determined He Is Probably Just A Huge DoucheCanoe

Let me introduce you to Cash Jenkins. He appears to own Thrive Exchange, a hipster cesspool located on Newbury Street in Boston, selling crusty old overpriced consignment clothing.


He looks exactly as unwashed and (un)ironically terrible as you imagine he would, and then some.

And as if “Cash Jenkins” wasn’t douchey enough, apparently his friends call him “foodstamps”.

Or you can just call him Summers Eve, because that really drives the point home.

Recently a young lady left a rather scathing review detailing her experience at Cash’s establishment.

And she, also, looks exactly as you would imagine, and then some.

That self-righteous indignation and oppression really make your skin glow! This is clearly the face of disenfranchisement, and Lush bath and beauty products. Listen, lady, with all due respect – if you can afford to browse around Newbury Street on a Friday afternoon, you’re scoring pretty low on the adversity scale. Sit the fuck down.


The reaction to this post is also exactly as you would imagine it would be. Some had totally reasonable, effective and not-insane-at-all suggestions like, get the Government involved in a one-sided account of the conduct inside a private business!


Hey Charlie, come get your boy Foodstamps!

Others simply condemned the egregious actions of this definitely racist greaseball they have never once met.

And still others reacted angrily to any further questioning of the incident, because they are mind readers who have the uncanny ability to discern another human being’s most innermost thoughts and motivations simply by reading a third-party account of an incident online.

Or suggestions like this brilliant one….

But Omomayowa doesn’t want prove “the whites” right, not that she’s racist or anything.

No way.


After posting about her harrowing experience inside the Belly of the Beatnik, others came forward to share their stories, too.

And turns out your boy Cash is also….homophobic…? I have to stop that one dead in its tracks. Come on. Look at this guy.

I have gay friends who dress less gay than this chudstuffer. Honestly. This guy can’t afford to be getting all biased and bigoted out here, he’d have no friends. Would you want to invite TiddlyTwink home for Thanksgiving dinner? He doesn’t look like his social life can afford to get too choosy.

Here’s a style tip, asswipe – heroin chic is no longer a trend, and methamphetamine chic never was.

Although I don’t doubt that Princess Privilege had a shitty experience, I would bet the farm on it having exactly nothing to do with racism, sexism, ageism, transphobia, arachnophobia, xenophobia, or any inherent bias, because according to Yelp and Google reviews, the staff at Thrive are unilaterally dicks to everyone.

Huh. Equal opportunity Hipster contempt comes complimentary with every T-shirt marked up over sticker price.

Go figure. It’s almost like some spoiled twat took what could have been a legitimate customer service complaint that applies to everyone, chose to look at it through an identity politics lens, and divided everybody even more than they were before she decided to dip into an overpriced sweat hole full of used leather fringe belts and crusty concert tees. Just another day on social media.





65 Comment(s)
  • Klancy
    May 30, 2019 at 10:42 am

    I’m crushed. One of omomomomogondatiwandalaya’s friends called me a Becky. Evidently she has no idea of what the word means. I’m clearly not a Becky. I’m a Karen.

  • Klancy
    May 29, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    He doesn’t own the store. He’s a flaming serf.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 29, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    What the hell is with a name like Omomayowa?

    Sounds like something someone utters in the midst of an intense orgasm

  • Grand Cyclops
    May 29, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Ratchet is as ratchet does. When does her ship back to Africa leave?

  • Boy Wonder
    May 29, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Holy visible rapid exothermic oxidation, Batman! Is that guy the definition of “flame,” or what?

    • Batman
      May 29, 2019 at 1:02 pm

      Yes old chum, he is

  • Dirty Hairy
    May 29, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    That dude needs a weed wacker to keep that body hair under control! Gross! Hairy dudes need to manscape, just sayin.

  • Chicago Bulls flat brim
    May 29, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Blame all wypipo of no color!! Its “ they” fault right? I mean sure, all areas of color are horrendous warzones but that black family dollar yo! We wiz Kangz

  • Christopher Lettiere
    May 29, 2019 at 10:28 am

    They’re calling in the professional race-baiters (DiDi Delgado and Monica Cannon-Grant).
    God, this is pure ignorance and entitlement.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 29, 2019 at 9:49 am


  • I See Dumb People
    I see Dumb people
    May 29, 2019 at 9:32 am

    I so wish I screenshot my “debate” and i use that word lightly on fb about how white privilege isnt a thing i wpuld go back and screenshot it but one of the good wypipo came to the defense of the poor oppressed blacks ( who actually hate him and laugh at how much they manipulaye himbehind his back) and blocked me because i wouldn’t admit i grew up with ehite privilege Turtkeboy wpuld of had a field day with that conversation. . i tried tagging TB in on our discussion( mob of woke wypipo and the oppressed blacks with no jobs) against me but i got blocked for saying white privilege dont exist boohoo bahahahaha

    • Walt Ostrander
      May 29, 2019 at 9:52 am

      no one cares about your conversation with made up trolls. Cis WP are the #1 threat to all POC and the world

    • Walt Ostrander
      May 29, 2019 at 10:08 am

      Maybe you should learn how to spell beyond a 4th grade level before you start going around calling people dumb.

      • I See Dumb People
        I see Dumb people
        May 29, 2019 at 10:44 am

        Hey Dumb fuck .. Its called im typing on an old cell phone so my auto correct is a dumb as you. . Sorry I work over 60 hours a week and cant afford a free iphone from uncle sam because im not a useless jobless waste of space like your oppressed jobless ass.. Cuntbag

        • Walt Ostrander
          May 29, 2019 at 10:55 am

          Here is a solution: Get a real job.

          People who work 60 hours a week are called peasants. No wonder you cant spell

          I moved to Naples to get away from all you poor WT in Worcester.

          • Grand Floridian
            May 29, 2019 at 2:33 pm


            So…in order to “get away from” white trash, you moved…to FLORIDA?


  • Walt Ostrander
    May 29, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Believe all WOC

    • ncfoothillbilly
      May 29, 2019 at 5:27 pm


      • Leave Walt Alone
        May 29, 2019 at 10:43 pm

        Leave Walt alone, his man-vaj is really sore today, he’s been taking it from Didi.

  • Zoolander on crack
    May 29, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Cuck boys like this are bringing down the white race maybe in Cambridge you can get away that shit acting like a twat but if he ran into a cwb crazy white boy that doesn’t give a fuck who you are or where or from and split his wig he’d probably chill out Doesn’t look like he cares if your black or white he’s just a cunt to everyone and don’t think that a white person like me hasn’t been profiled harassed or looked at a certain type of way and no I don’t wear my pants around my ankles either prejudice has many different faces so next time just pop em in the face

  • bill fleming
    May 29, 2019 at 8:06 am

    The perfect crime is when a salt and pepper team enters a store and the black youths act up and scream racism drawing attention from employees and customers while their white partners loot the store.

    • Jarod Lavigne
      May 29, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      That store is so wack totally not a big deal he and his entourage are snobs dude ive seen black chicks modeling on his website he aint racist hes just a faggy cunt boy this (woman of color with her black dollah is an idiot too shut the fuck up he probanly wanted you out the store because you took too long to buy something who cares spend ya black dollah somewhere else and get over it and listen here with the racism bullshit everyone sucks lady everyone

  • Sick of this shit! You’re just as racist every day of your life!
    May 29, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Okay sorry!! I’ve had it with this racism bullshit. If you are a black woman and your wearing a wig to make it appear like you have STRAIGHT WHITE WOMAN HAIR, what ever you say don’t mean shit because your being racist every time you put that fucking wig on to me and every other white woman. If a white girl goes and gets box braids or corn rows you all cry about culture appropriation, yet every day I see at least five women, who are not white wearing wigs to appear as though they have long flowing beautiful hair. When you cry racism and you are not trying to be a different color and you embrace your “Blackness” from head to toe. maybe I will listen. Until then, you’re a racist too!

  • Siskel
    May 29, 2019 at 7:06 am

    I see probably 40 of people just like him every day in Cambridge. They do what the fuck they want, they will walk out into the street just assuming you will stop, they cut in lines because nobody says anything, Theu sit and take up space at outdoor seating for hours just sitting, only ordering a coffee and they just take dont give a fuck about anyone, because if you say anythig, it turns into a shit show. As for her, instead of talking to “the Manager” or anyone else, its a shit store, just get the fuck out! why make a scene? just leave! oh yeah, its because you want the FB attention. Losers all around. The pink jogging suit says all you need to know about him.

  • Zac
    May 29, 2019 at 6:53 am

    Long live cash Jenkins!!!!!

  • What's in a name?
    May 29, 2019 at 6:21 am

    Obamayomommabubbleyumboteeshiakwazileen Mercedes Jaguar Jones.
    Aye, that’s a fine Irish name.

    • The Name Game
      May 29, 2019 at 8:59 am

      Ha! I was thinking Ohnomymayo Moldy. I thought it was a fine Polish Name. And, “foodstamps?” I think the Urkel look is easier to take than a floral kimono.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 29, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Darius, you’re so woke. You have enlightened us all. Thank you for your contributions.

    Now, please, continue denigrating all of us dumb white people with your broad generalizations and divisive rhetoric, while berating us for using broad generalizations and divisive rhetoric.

    I love being held accountable for the actions of not only my ancestors, but also mass shooters who I never met.

    Please, continue.

  • Jane Doe
    May 29, 2019 at 1:02 am

    Person’s name is Mike McDonald and he doesn’t own the stores. This business is a complete and total racket.

  • Darius
    May 28, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    You guys are racist af how dare you use your white privilege to create a false narrative. You stupid fucks could never understand the plight of people of color and instead of looking at the situation objectively you choose to pick the side of (I’m assuming) your own kind (Caucasian). Stop using hateful white supremacy rhetoric to feed your racist, tactless, followers.
    1.white people dont have straight hair naturally so understand what cultural appropriation is.
    2. Black people cant be racist due to the power dynamic of racism
    3. You’re all white milk aging trash that will NEVER COMPARE IN YOUR DULL LIVES

    • I’m Tired From Working So Much
      May 28, 2019 at 11:41 pm

      Perhaps you have a solution to all the inner city violence and lack of parental support that is an epidemic Stop crying racism and white privilege to those that work 60 plus hours per week to support their families and take some personal responsibility. Or is that being racist too

    • Jeff J
      Fo Realz Tho
      May 29, 2019 at 1:49 am

      Bwaaaaahaaaaahaaa…….”black people can’t be racist”.
      That is the single most dumbest thing ever to come out of someone’s mouth. Pssssst…….your ignorance is showing.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 29, 2019 at 4:12 am

      For some reason the phrase “Fuck off you racist, race-baiting moron” just floated into my mind.

      So if you could fuck right off, that would be just peachy.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 29, 2019 at 8:41 am

      Also, if you substitute the word “black” for the word “white” in statement number 3), I’m pretty sure that would be classified as an overtly racist statement.

      Ergo, you’re a racist.

      Now, off you fuck.

    • I See Dumb People
      I see Dumb people.. And Darius is the dumbest cuntcl of them all ..Queen Cunt Darius
      May 29, 2019 at 9:00 am

      You are a raging cunt hypocrite I can tell just by ypur one sided uneducated comment bashing wypipo get a job cunt

    • Walt Ostrander
      May 29, 2019 at 9:23 am

      Darius is a #wokebae

      • True Reality Speaks
        Self Imposed Chains Are Difficult to Break
        May 29, 2019 at 9:48 am

        Darius is a slave, and doesn’t realize that he’s been programmed so thoroughly that his every thought and action only serve to keep him in the ever-tightening chains of the Left’s plantation. You can’t help those that refuse to see the truth – however uncomfortable it is.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      May 29, 2019 at 10:48 am

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 28, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    The Boston Globe puff piece on Omawama is being written at this moment.

    This is just a great snapshot of how people are being conditioned to think in 2019. Everything is _____ist if it involved a white person & someone that doesn’t identify as a white person.

    • hartf811
      Hart Ford
      May 29, 2019 at 6:55 am

      The proper terminology is “qualify” as a white person. If you don’t make the grade you are a shitstain.

  • Barry
    May 28, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    A fight between two people who would both hate me. I wish that I could somehow add fuel.

    • Julie the Jarhead
      May 29, 2019 at 8:29 am

      I’d almost commit murder for the popcorn concession.

  • Klan Rider
    May 28, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    The entire black race is a terrorist group.

    • Darius
      May 28, 2019 at 11:51 pm

      Says the man who’s username is Klan Rider? The white race is the largest terrorist group lemme list a few
      Dylan Roof
      Nikolas Cruz
      James Holmes
      Adam Lanza
      Of the 152 mass shootings in 2018 none were committed by people of color and lets not get into the “war on drugs” as well as legislation used to disenfranchise people of color I could go on but you’re probably typing feverishly trying to provide me with the lies fed to you and ignorantly accepted by non people of color for centuries. All of you only accept these lies because you fall in a racist patriarchal society made to benefit white men specifically

      • Furious Styles
        May 29, 2019 at 2:42 am

        Darius, Of those 152 Mass Shootings by whites, what was the total number of people shot and the total killed?

        Here are the 2018 numbers in Chicago

        Shot & Killed: 495
        Shot & Wounded: 2467
        Total Shot: 2962
        Total Homicides: 589

        That is almost exclusively black on black, YOUR BROTHERS.

        Want the numbers just from last weekend?

        • Klan Rider
          May 29, 2019 at 3:43 am

          Preach. And shove every single black in a goddamn oven. WHITE POWER. FEAR THE TURTLE.

          • Mr. Strawman
            May 29, 2019 at 11:04 am

            Your shtick is old ya flaming libtard.

      • Gutter snipe
        May 29, 2019 at 5:14 am

        Hey let me get a 20 rock my brota.

      • Christopher Lettiere
        May 29, 2019 at 10:51 am

  • ElJefe72
    May 28, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    A black woman with long, straight hair? Looks like a case of massive cultural appropriation to me.

    • Darius
      May 28, 2019 at 11:56 pm

      White people are not born with naturally straight hair please stop because Caucasian hair gets matted like wet dogs. It’s disgusting how your legacy of theft, stealing, raping and pillaging has found it’s way into the likes of you all.

      • Oongahoa thomas
        May 29, 2019 at 5:11 am

        Damn you whity. Keep my people down. Your the devil and me and Darius seen it.

      • Furious Styles
        May 29, 2019 at 7:33 am

        Darius, while you talk of the “legacy” of white people killing, raping and stealing, your people in Chicago thus far in 2019:

        Shot & Killed: 176
        Shot & Wounded: 722
        Total Shot: 898
        Total Homicides: 191

        Those numbers should make you vomit. Your “brothers”. But tell me more about the legacy of whites and how it has found its way into all the whites. 45 homicides in May alone. This WEEK (5/26-6/1) has already seen 30 shot, THIRTY!! With seven homicides and we still have until Saturday to close out the week!

        Give me more about white mass shooters. White legacy. Or how white assholes like the KKK retired because, well, because Chicago Blacks!

        You have yourself a fine day Darius. Either change your name and post nonsense under a different handle or just go away. Like Colonel Jessup said, You can’t handle the truth.

      • Tar
        May 29, 2019 at 3:38 pm

        Oh shut up, black woman would give anything to have “white girl” hair. Which is why they all were wigs and extensions. If not they would have nothing but little kinky pubes on their head. Hence the wig! But cry more about race. You are racist.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 28, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    We here at Sprockets would like to spielen a spiel called “Hundin Ist Verruckt”

    Touch my monkey. TOUCH IT!

    Your complaints have become tiresome; Now ist time on Sprockets when we dance.

    Auf Wiedersehen


  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 28, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    As a person of color, I understand exactly what Omomayowa was subjected to. We need to stand strong against the white patriarchy, soul sister!

    • Crystal Laviolette
      May 28, 2019 at 11:55 pm

      I’ve been followed through a clothing store before, to the point that i left, and guess what!! I’m not black OR white. Get off your high horses people. You WANT sh.t to happen to you for the drama. That’s what black ppl do.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      May 29, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      Dat ebil why-tee always keepin’ dem kangz dow.
      Now in English…Stifle yourself Edith…

  • Betty Ford
    May 28, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    Talk to a black person who is a regular contributing member of society, and they’ll tell you they cant stand twats like this, because it makes it their road all the more tougher.

    So my question — why doesn’t black society clean up pieces of shtt like this? Its a real question.

    When white folks decided “shtt, we should get serious about racism”, by and large we worked at doing away with it. Tell me the last KKK rally you’ve seen. We’ve had a freaking black president now. As a society we decided we’re not going to tolerate it.

    So when do the muslims and the blacks do the same?

    • Darius
      May 28, 2019 at 11:59 pm

      Please stop with this”good ones” rhetoric it’s divisive and you know what your doing Bethany your ancestors have been doing it for years. Sickening

      • I See Dumb People
        I see Dumb people
        May 29, 2019 at 9:21 am

        Darius please stop your a twat and no one here is buying your sensitivity training from your cousins non profit get fucked and get a J O B

  • The Lost Ratchet
    May 28, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Jesus fuck, how the hell do you even read that wall of garbage text? How do people even understand what they are trying to get across. Is there a ratchet to English dictionary?

    • Said Everyone
      May 28, 2019 at 7:50 pm

      No kidding. Haha

  • Can anyone pls decipher this headline pleasee
    May 28, 2019 at 7:06 pm


  • Love it
    May 28, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Nom nom nom

    They keep eating each other up
    Democrats are imploding on themselves and we all love it
    This black woman is one of the most racist twats ever
    Keep ‘me coming TB

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