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Beverly Hanson Brother Suing Turtleboy For “Defamation,” “Slander,” And “Etc” For Using His Free My Boi Facebook Commentary In A Blog

Beverly Hanson Brother Suing Turtleboy For “Defamation,” “Slander,” And “Etc” For Using His Free My Boi Facebook Commentary In A Blog

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Two days ago we wrote about this slugpump mother from Beverly who defended her son’s honor on social media after he was arrested dealing cocaine with a sawed off shotgun:

We also featured this brilliant commentary from one of the long lost Hanson brothers named Cody Lemire:

As you can see, he is in a band. A true free spirit. How avant-garde.

Anyway, shortly after writing the blog Cody messaged us with talks of Internet lawsuits:

Uh-oh!!! Another Internet lawsuit!! Come on down Cody Lemire – you’re the next plaintiff in Turtleboy Internet court!!

Sounds serious this time. God forbid if this brilliant tactician ever gets ahold of Attorney Dick N. Vulva’s phone number. That guy really takes us to pound town man.

Anyway, he quickly blocked us, so he now comes up as Facebook user. But not before letting us know exactly what he was suing us for:

We’ve been imaginary sued for a lot of things. “Etc” is a new one. Sounds serious. VERY serious.

Turns out he is still deciding which lawyer will be suing our pants off, and his message was just him giving us one last chance before taking a “few grand” from us:

Shocking that he would need a few grand. Figured that band thing was really paying dividends. Someday. Just whatever you do Cody, make sure you put all your eggs in one basket. Don’t waste your time with a backup plan. Every 19 year old community college dropout that has formed a band has ALWAYS ended up making it big. Smart career choice.

Turns out that what we did to him wasn’t just illegal. It was soooooooo illegal….dude:

Nah, I think we’ll keep the blog up Cody. And we’ll post more of your pictures just because we like freedom so much.

Just because we can.



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33 Comment(s)
  • Gingers have souls.. lots of them
    July 21, 2017 at 9:35 am

  • Haystack
    July 21, 2017 at 3:12 am

    You’re all just jealous because he’s studying to be an anorexic cage fighter.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    July 20, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Everytime I see the “Come on Down” clips, I pee a little I’m laughing so hard.


    Seriously TB, it never gets old.

  • Transplant
    July 20, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    If this little scrawny child came within ten feet of Daakwon holding the sawed-off shotgun, he’d shit his Underoos and cry for his mommy.

    • Phybillis Jumango Martinez
      July 20, 2017 at 2:47 pm

      Daakwon…. lol ….

      What are his brothers and sisters names?

  • BlackandWhite
    July 20, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    When will these stupid young adults REALIZE that once it’s on the internet (esp free Facebook), it’s not yours anymore and it’s forever? Freakin idiots. Hope he spends all his band money and birthday money.

  • The Executioner
    July 20, 2017 at 11:46 am

    Send him a flat brimmed chicago bulls hat for consolation.

  • Sênior offshore
    July 20, 2017 at 10:30 am

    I love that!!! …”Hason Brother”, there are dwindling number of people alive in country anymore that had the privilege of asking “why not just pull the G.D. plug? or asking “picking up or dropping off?” And unlike Nigal,,, we know the difference between feet and inches” It’s a damn good thing they ask high school finals with questions like “The original Tea Party was in what harbor”. Who the hell was Bobby Orr”? Larry Bird was the lead singer or was it guitarist , of what band: The Birds, The Yardbirds “, or the Byrds. Listen to the sound of hood rat brains as they churn “Turn, turn, turn” and remember how many points the band scored! Aye-Aye Captn!#!!

    • Confused
      July 20, 2017 at 10:43 am

      What the fuck does this say?

      • Mom's Basement
        July 20, 2017 at 11:11 am

        I don’t know but if you send it to the T&G they will publish it and give you a free pen.

        • bigdaddy
          July 20, 2017 at 12:37 pm

          Hey dont take my job

  • Renee's Chin Drippings
    July 20, 2017 at 10:26 am

    Please let us know when he talks to Desk Girl and fills out the Take-Down form.

  • Mom's Basement
    July 20, 2017 at 10:08 am

    It looks like the ginger is playing to a ginger audience. That room must have looked like a pumpkin patch.

  • ElJefe72
    July 20, 2017 at 9:49 am

    Damn Turtleboy, you’re sooooooo busted, etc.!

  • Gym Teacher Hated but Knows the Truth
    July 20, 2017 at 9:06 am

    Spend the lawsuit cash on testosterone replacement therapy.

    Kid, get your Test level up and estrogen down and you would be laughing at this story with the rest of us maybe even proud of it instead of all hurt.

    Diagnosis, he’s not even a late bloomer, hormones f’d up, not his fault so he gravitated to sensitive musician bc he’s half a girl didn’t fit in anywhere else. At 19 he shouldn’t look androgynous smooth and feminine. He needs T replacement, red meat, real exercise. No swimming! Swimming is awesome exercise but will only make him completely gay or result in a shower rape when he’s forced to use the women’s shower. The skinny Athol heroin girl would put him on all fours in the shower and fuck his pink ass with her clit.

  • They call me Ponch
    July 20, 2017 at 9:06 am

    I was thinking the Reggie Dunlop Hanson brothers.
    It did not compute.

    This guy’s a total faaaaaaaaag!

  • WormtownorBust
    July 20, 2017 at 8:52 am

    He’s just hoping he can get a few buck so he can buy a real guitar.

  • Old School Mass
    July 20, 2017 at 8:32 am

    The Real Hanson Brothers, before the immigration invasion everybody knew this movie.

  • livesinlowell
    July 20, 2017 at 8:30 am

    Turtleboy, you’re playing with fire! This innocent young adult will retain the best attorney money can buy and then slap you with the biggest internet lawsuit of ALL TIME… Dude.

    • Kunter and Sons
      July 20, 2017 at 8:39 am

      ^^^^ must be the guy with the lawsuit.

      • livesinlowell
        July 20, 2017 at 9:55 am

        I was being sarcastic…dude.

      • Tito
        July 22, 2017 at 10:20 pm


        • Tito
          July 22, 2017 at 10:24 pm

          @Kunter Dumbass

    • Herbert the Pervert
      July 20, 2017 at 9:18 am

      “innocent young adult” ….. who wrote this….. Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy?

      • too funny
        July 20, 2017 at 9:26 am

        Loll heh heh heh Herbert would have him the cellar sucking popsicles first day

  • Cartman
    July 20, 2017 at 8:16 am

    Ginger, any questions

  • JoeMomma
    July 20, 2017 at 7:58 am

    That’s not how it works…….
    My 85 year old mother know more about the internet than this clown.

  • Mike D
    July 20, 2017 at 6:42 am

    Tell Chainsaw from Summer school I’ll send my 10 yr old niece to “fight him” in your place! She may outweight him though so no weight classes! Friendless loser!!

  • bigdaddy
    Steven Tyler
    July 20, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Dude looks like a lady

  • Wwy
    July 20, 2017 at 1:14 am

    What a kike society america has become it’s gonna take fifty years to un -Jew the country

  • Transitioning ?
    July 20, 2017 at 12:01 am

    Male or Female, can’t tell.

    • 48 Cedar Street
      July 20, 2017 at 12:14 am


      July 20, 2017 at 12:41 am

      He couldn’t get laid as a girl now he us transitioning to never getting laid as a man. Brilliant!

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