Beverly Hanson Brother Suing Turtleboy For “Defamation,” “Slander,” And “Etc” For Using His Free My Boi Facebook Commentary In A Blog
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Two days ago we wrote about this slugpump mother from Beverly who defended her son’s honor on social media after he was arrested dealing cocaine with a sawed off shotgun:
We also featured this brilliant commentary from one of the long lost Hanson brothers named Cody Lemire:
As you can see, he is in a band. A true free spirit. How avant-garde.
Anyway, shortly after writing the blog Cody messaged us with talks of Internet lawsuits:
Uh-oh!!! Another Internet lawsuit!! Come on down Cody Lemire – you’re the next plaintiff in Turtleboy Internet court!!
Sounds serious this time. God forbid if this brilliant tactician ever gets ahold of Attorney Dick N. Vulva’s phone number. That guy really takes us to pound town man.
Anyway, he quickly blocked us, so he now comes up as Facebook user. But not before letting us know exactly what he was suing us for:
We’ve been imaginary sued for a lot of things. “Etc” is a new one. Sounds serious. VERY serious.
Turns out he is still deciding which lawyer will be suing our pants off, and his message was just him giving us one last chance before taking a “few grand” from us:
Shocking that he would need a few grand. Figured that band thing was really paying dividends. Someday. Just whatever you do Cody, make sure you put all your eggs in one basket. Don’t waste your time with a backup plan. Every 19 year old community college dropout that has formed a band has ALWAYS ended up making it big. Smart career choice.
Turns out that what we did to him wasn’t just illegal. It was soooooooo illegal….dude:
Nah, I think we’ll keep the blog up Cody. And we’ll post more of your pictures just because we like freedom so much.
Just because we can.
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33 Comment(s)
You’re all just jealous because he’s studying to be an anorexic cage fighter.
Everytime I see the “Come on Down” clips, I pee a little I’m laughing so hard.
EVERY. TIME.
Seriously TB, it never gets old.
If this little scrawny child came within ten feet of Daakwon holding the sawed-off shotgun, he’d shit his Underoos and cry for his mommy.
Daakwon…. lol ….
What are his brothers and sisters names?
When will these stupid young adults REALIZE that once it’s on the internet (esp free Facebook), it’s not yours anymore and it’s forever? Freakin idiots. Hope he spends all his band money and birthday money.
Send him a flat brimmed chicago bulls hat for consolation.
I love that!!! …”Hason Brother”, there are dwindling number of people alive in country anymore that had the privilege of asking “why not just pull the G.D. plug? or asking “picking up or dropping off?” And unlike Nigal,,, we know the difference between feet and inches” It’s a damn good thing they ask high school finals with questions like “The original Tea Party was in what harbor”. Who the hell was Bobby Orr”? Larry Bird was the lead singer or was it guitarist , of what band: The Birds, The Yardbirds “, or the Byrds. Listen to the sound of hood rat brains as they churn “Turn, turn, turn” and remember how many points the band scored! Aye-Aye Captn!#!!
What the fuck does this say?
I don’t know but if you send it to the T&G they will publish it and give you a free pen.
Hey dont take my job
Please let us know when he talks to Desk Girl and fills out the Take-Down form.
It looks like the ginger is playing to a ginger audience. That room must have looked like a pumpkin patch.
Damn Turtleboy, you’re sooooooo busted, etc.!
Spend the lawsuit cash on testosterone replacement therapy.
Kid, get your Test level up and estrogen down and you would be laughing at this story with the rest of us maybe even proud of it instead of all hurt.
Diagnosis, he’s not even a late bloomer, hormones f’d up, not his fault so he gravitated to sensitive musician bc he’s half a girl didn’t fit in anywhere else. At 19 he shouldn’t look androgynous smooth and feminine. He needs T replacement, red meat, real exercise. No swimming! Swimming is awesome exercise but will only make him completely gay or result in a shower rape when he’s forced to use the women’s shower. The skinny Athol heroin girl would put him on all fours in the shower and fuck his pink ass with her clit.
I was thinking the Reggie Dunlop Hanson brothers.
It did not compute.
This guy’s a total faaaaaaaaag!
He’s just hoping he can get a few buck so he can buy a real guitar.
The Real Hanson Brothers, before the immigration invasion everybody knew this movie.
Turtleboy, you’re playing with fire! This innocent young adult will retain the best attorney money can buy and then slap you with the biggest internet lawsuit of ALL TIME… Dude.
^^^^ must be the guy with the lawsuit.
I was being sarcastic…dude.
Dumbass
@Kunter Dumbass
“innocent young adult” ….. who wrote this….. Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy?
Loll heh heh heh Herbert would have him the cellar sucking popsicles first day
Ginger, any questions
That’s not how it works…….
My 85 year old mother know more about the internet than this clown.
Tell Chainsaw from Summer school I’ll send my 10 yr old niece to “fight him” in your place! She may outweight him though so no weight classes! Friendless loser!!
Dude looks like a lady
What a kike society america has become it’s gonna take fifty years to un -Jew the country
Male or Female, can’t tell.
Both
He couldn’t get laid as a girl now he us transitioning to never getting laid as a man. Brilliant!