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Beverly Mom With LinkedIn Page Goes Full Free My Boi For Coke Dealing Son Arrested With Sawed Off Shotgun

Beverly Mom With LinkedIn Page Goes Full Free My Boi For Coke Dealing Son Arrested With Sawed Off Shotgun

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Check out this story out of Beverly, shared on a local man’s Facebook page:

So this Doc Vibez guy seems like a real straight arrow. Good guy. He apparently knows Daakwon, and is upset with him because he essentially just became a statistic. A statistic that only further perpetuates unfortunate stereotypes about certain communities. I understand that frustration. It’s how I feel as a white person every time I hear Tomi Lahren speak.

But the commentary that came long with the post was classic:

Free my boi!!! Although if you get arrested and the one guy claiming that you’re innocent is this guy:

And he goes by “Dom Little Biggy,” then you’re probably fucked. Just sayin.

But Dom Little Biggy was hardly the only one. He also had white boy Cody:

Drug dealing, sawed off shotguns with scratched off serial numbers, stun guns – no big deal. It’s not like drugs have ever killed anyone. Or criminals with illegal guns. They only care about these sorts of crimes in Beverly. And if there’s anyone who knows about that sort of thing it’s a white boy with a guitar from the burbs.

Cody just wanted to establish that was one of the “good ones” though. And he does that by calling other people racist if they have a problem with criminals selling drugs with sawed off shotguns in their town:

Social justice – you’re doing it wrong.

Finally it was time for Ma Dukes to make her appearance:

“Aye yo?” I haven’t heard that used since Omar threatened to kill Wee Bey.

But please Mom, tell me why your lovely child is innocent:

Love the “if you don’t know the story then don’t speak on it” patrol. Almost as hilarious as the “Only God can judge” crowd. Because clearly the media is lying by copying and pasting what is already in the police report. FACKS!!

Tiana then challenged the OP to meet up if you n words have a problem, so they can “holla at me”:

Which is a perfectly normal thing for a mother to do when her son is charged with a crime. That should definitely clear things up. Definitely.

Lots of innocent people are wrongly convicted of being drug dealers. Especially when they post pictures on their Facebook page of all the money they raised at the charity bake sale:

Share pictures of their ghetto mutual funds, which of course consists of thousands of dollars thrown into an empty Air Jordan’s shoebox:

And excessively use 100 emojis:

Yup, by the looks of it poor Daakwon was really going places in life before being wrongfully arrested:

Definitely.

He’s come along way after growing up on the mean streets of Danvers!!

The most shocking part about this story is that Tiana McGhee has a LinkedIn account, graduated from college, and works in Management Information Services:

Oh, and people actually have endorsed her:

Yup, I know I’d love to hire a ratchet Mom who defends her child through excessive use of the n word on Facebook after he’s arrested for having a sawed off shotgun to protect his cocaine empire on the north shore. Definitely.

 

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8 Comment(s)
  • Kristina
    July 20, 2017 at 2:01 am

    This woman works at NuPath, a (state funded) company that strives itself in community work with disabled. This is disgusting. NuPath should be ashamed to hire such a piece of garbage!! I will reaching out to Boston.com, Iteamnews and many other media outlets in regards to her employment with this agency. If she can talk to strangers like this and attempt to vindicate her (obiously guilty) son, of four different fathers, imagine how she speaks to the disabled. As a parent of a client of NuPath I am utterly disgusted!!

    • Me
      September 23, 2019 at 4:14 am

      Your all aweful and turtle I hope to see you in real life so you can run for your life screaming bloody murder fuck you and your mom from the bottom of my heart wait till I see you

  • Keisha
    July 18, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    She’s another fine example of affirmative action at work. Salem State ?

  • NoMoreNorthShore
    July 18, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    Used to live in downtown Beverly. Was a cool place to live when I first moved there. Pretty good restaurants & bars on Cabot Street, beaches, movie theater, Lynch Park. Weird art school students hanging around. There was always a seedy element on Rantoul Street & the blocks behind it. By the time I moved out, Beverly was clearly going downhill fast. The problems in the Rantoul area were spreading all over town. Oh well. Fuck em!

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    July 18, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    As the great philosopher Gump said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

  • Murt Burful
    July 18, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    You can take a bitch out of the hood but you can’t take the hood out of a bitch

  • Fugazi
    July 18, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    Don’t judge anything from the pictures of all the cash. These Bush League gangstas buy counterfeit money on alibaba.

  • Publius
    July 18, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    Tiana living up to the all too often true stereotypes. Nice work. Free your boi.

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