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Beverly Porridge Penguin Sent Fake Anthrax Letters To Trump Jr, And 3 Women Who Criticized Rapists, Forgot To Get Rid Of Cliffnotes Before Trash Day, Friends With Congressman Seth Moulton

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Source:  Daniel Frisiello, a 24-year-old Beverly man, has been charged with sending a letter containing white powder to Donald Trump Jr., President Donald Trump’s eldest son. And, according to the criminal complaint issued by the Massachusetts U.S. Attorney’s Office, Trump’s family were not Frisiello’s only victims. Frisiello was charged with five counts of mailing a threat to cause injury and five counts of making hoax threats, after allegedly sending letters containing powder to five different addresses in the last month.

One letter, sent last month, sparked national news coverage after members of Trump’s family opened it and were hospitalized as a precaution. Three people in the apartment, including his wife Vanessa Trump, were taken to New York Presbyterian-Weill Cornell Medical Center, the New York City Fire Department told NBC News. The powder in all five letters was found to be non-hazardous, according to the criminal complaint.

The letter to Trump was postmarked from Boston on Feb. 7, according to the complaint authored by Postal Inspector Michael J. Connelly. It included both an “unknown suspicious white powder” and a hostile message, Connelly wrote.

“You are an awful, awful person. I am surprised that your father lets you speak on TV,” Frisiello allegedly wrote. “You make the family idiot, Eric, look smart. This is the reason why people hate you, so you are getting what you deserve. So shut the [expletive] UP!”

Frisiello’s efforts to hide his identity were undone when he allegedly used the website — currently taken offline — to send Dauber a “glitter bomb” containing the same message as the white powder envelope she had already received. Investigators contacted the owner of the the website, who reviewed records and disclosed that Frisiello had ordered the glitter bomb for Dauber. 

“The owner also told law enforcement that Frisiello had attempted to use his company to send over ten additional glitter bombs to other people, including members of President Trump’s family,” the criminal complaint said.

Investigators obtained Frisiello’s IP address from the payment service used by and his address from RMV records and law enforcement databases.

Jesus H. Christ. Just look at this porridge penguin in all his glory:

Fucking. Moron.

Like you’re not gonna get caught. Like Secret Service isn’t going to take bio-terrorism threats seriously. Like they’re not going to use all available resources to track each and everything about where this came from before arresting you.

Evidently he works at Catholic Charities in Danvers:

This bisquick buffet posts incessantly on Facebook about politics. He’s that guy. The guy you blocked a while back because he was always looking for a fight. A quick look at his mobile uploads and shares:

Nuff said.

But e’s not just some democratic blowhard on Facebook. He appears to be close with his U.S. Representative Seth Moulton, and attended the Democratic Convention with him:

So……does Seth Moulton have to disavow this nutjob? Or is Trump the only one who has to publicly condemn the craziest people who support him? Asking for a friend.

As stated in his threatening letter to Trump Jr., he’s not a fan of Eric Trump either, which he has made abundantly clear on Facebook:

He’s also a fan of oppressive dictatorial regimes:

I’m assuming this means he’s not a Patriots fan, since he posted it on Super Bowl Sunday:

And the real kicker…….

Yup. He just could not resist bragging about it. Ya know how sad and pathetic it is when people like their own Facebook posts? This is liking your own Facebook post on steroids. 

This is the definition of irony:

You’re right butter nugget – karma is a bitch. Coincidentally karma is gonna be your nickname in prison when the sex offender from cell block D takes you in the first round of the fantasy prison bitch draft.

Trump Jr. was far from the only one he did this too though……

Frisiello also sent a letter to California U.S. Attorney Nicola T. Hanna, blaming her for the death of former Glee actor Mark Salling, who reportedly killed himself on Jan. 30 while awaiting sentencing on child pornography charges.

Who would’ve ever guessed that this man right here would be a Glee fan?

Never saw that one coming.

But the Glee actor who killed himself after he was charged with having kiddie porn was far from the only sex offender he seemed to really care about….

Another letter was sent to Stanford University Professor Michele Dauber, who had advocated for the victim of convicted rapist Brock Turney and had worked to recall Judge Aaron Persky, who was criticized across the United States for sentencing Turner to six months in jail.

“Since you are going to disrobe Persky, I am going to treat you like ‘Emily Doe,’ ” Frisiello allegedly wrote. “Let’s see what kind of sentence I get for being a rich white male.”

Wait….what? He’s mad at the woman who is advocating for a rape victim and trying to get the judge who was so lenient on Brock Turner disbarred? So……he’s a Brock Turner fan? They exist? Glad to know he’s pro-rapist and will treat this woman like “Emily Doe” (a rape victim), while sharing #MeToo memes on is Facebook page and accusing Trump of being a rapist.

He also sent a letter to U.S. Senator Deborah Stabenow from Michigan, and was upset with her because she supported the angry father of two of Larry Nassar’s rape victims:

The fourth letter, sent to Michigan Sen. Deborah Stabenow, was postmarked on Feb. 12 and opened by an individual in Stabenow’s office. The message inside criticized Stabenow for her comments sympathizing with Randy Margrave, the father of three victims of former USA Gymnastics team doctor and serial sexual abuser Larry Nassar, who tried to attack Nassar during a sentencing hearing in February.

“If you condone Margraves reaction to his daughter’s testimony on Dr. Nassar, you are no better than he is. You deserve what is coming to you like he is thinking, you’re a c*nt version of a vigilante, do us a favor go suck a c*ck or better yet.”

Stabenow had said that she wished court security was a little slower in restraining Margraves and also said she would like “five minutes” with Nassar herself.

This letter was sent February 12. Look what he posted on February 8:

This guy is a defense attorney’s worst nightmare. He’s also the Golden Corral’s worse nightmare.

He’s been quite vocal about his disdain for people who say mean things to child rapists like Larry Nassar:

If you’re counting at home, that’s three sex offenders he’s gone to bat for in these letters. He specifically targets people who are mean to rapists.

He also doesn’t like Jews who support Trump:

The fifth letter included both white powder and a series of anti-Semitic slurs directed at California Republican Congressional candidate Antonion Sabato Jr, an Italian actor and Trump supporter with Jewish roots.

“You’re an awful person I am surprised that the olive skin mouth isn’t orange. Since you think Obama is a practicing Muslim that makes you a filthy kyke. Since kykes like you never change. You and McCain Jr belong together in hell, because that is where you’re going not Christian heaven. You know what your party does with kykes,” 

Those are some random people to send fake anthrax to. Three people who said mean things about rapists, a Jewish Trump supporter cook, and Trump’s oldest son. How did he even assemble this list? It’s like he randomly decided one day, “These are the top 5 people who annoy me the most at this particular moment. Better pretend to send them biological weapons.”

He’s also a staunch supporter of Britain. I swear to God. Britain:

Of course this guy’s a Tory. Can we tar and feather him like the old days?

Oh, and the website he used to buy the glitterbomb wasn’t the only way he was caught…..

According to court documents, federal agents searched the trash outside of Frisiello’s home in Beverly, Massachusetts, while conducting surveillance on February 21 and 22. Inside the trash, agents found what appeared to be a typewritten list of Frisiello’s targets. The list had been cut with scissors and was missing parts. “An alt right Hollywood actor running for Congress,” an apparent reference to Sabato, could still be seen. Deborah Stabenow’s name also remained on the page, along with the description, “imbellic senator who approved how Musgrave handle the situation and wanted it to happen.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Note to self – next time you commit a federal crime and send death threats to multiple politicians and lawyers, make sure not to put the cliff notes in the trash.

Here’s my question – what day is trash day in Beverly? He sent these letters on February 12. They found it on February 22. This mother fucker not only failed to completely destroy the evidence, he also forgot to get it into the garbage in time for trash pickup. And he somehow didn’t notice the federal agents on his parent’s property (I assume he lives at home) going through his trash.

Amazing. Have fun in federal prison bisquick Bobby!!

27 Comment(s)
  • George Jefferson
    March 3, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    He is friends with people that are very, VERY close to Elizabeth Warren as well. Dig through his friends list and you will see for yourself.

  • hahahaohreally
    March 3, 2018 at 3:47 am

    Those fingernails, or lack there of, are painful to look at!! He must spend all day gnawing at them to be that short with the skin growing over.

  • Sofakingcool
    March 2, 2018 at 8:37 am

    Looks like the sewer king from the hey Arnold episode

  • AnotherOne
    March 1, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    The Learning Prep School is a school for disabled (mentally) students. This guy should be in a group home with supervision or have his parents as guardians supervising him. This is another case (like people shooting up schools) where menatally disabled people who should be in a home – are out wandering around risking innocent people because the government cut all those programs.

    • Rhubarb
      March 1, 2018 at 8:05 pm

      It’s not a lack of programs, it’s a lack of compulsory treatment for those who are clearly non compos mentions. Another de-institutionalization story.

    • AgingCynic
      March 2, 2018 at 10:06 am

      And yet he claims to have graduated from North Shore Community College.

    • hahahaohreally
      March 3, 2018 at 3:43 am

      I was just about to comment that Northeast ARC would be the “Association of Retarded Citizens” (which is always shortened to ARC since at least the 90s due to the word retarded not being acceptable) He was most likely a client.

  • Biff Drinkmore
    March 1, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    Guaranteed this fucktooth could do 50,000 words on why Tyson chicken tenders are superior to Perdue chicken tenders and why anyone who doesn’t agree is a retarded asshole.

  • SSTB
    March 1, 2018 at 4:03 pm


  • Miss Monster (The Hybrid)
    March 1, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    Well, I think it’s safe to say this slob would rape a woman if he could stand for longer than 5min. Ugh, look at his tiny mouth & fat face. These are the types of people you can just look at & know undoubtedly that they’re evil. This obsese retard won’t be so tough in a prison full of grown men. I’d LOVE to see him cry & beg the courts for leniency, probably claim mental illness made him do it. He’s definitely mentally ill, but not the kind that can be helped. He’s proudly defending rapists & child molesters, & no amount of mental disorders can excuse that shit. I mean, he sent powder to these women (& Trump Jr.) with the intent to terrorize them. He better go away for a long time.

    • Mom's Basement SJW
      March 1, 2018 at 3:56 pm

      Women are probably safe, but Boston25 reports that he worked in a day care for Catholic Charities, who promptly put him on leave.

    • Uncle Turtle
      March 1, 2018 at 7:30 pm

      You can’t rape the willing! In my eyes, every woman is willing.

  • Live at home SJW
    March 1, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    Working for Catholic Charities and being pro-sex offender doesn’t get any more cliche’. How many boys will come out of the woodwork to report him like a hockey coach or Boy Scout troop leader?

  • Jack Mehoff
    March 1, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    Well, at least his parents will have use of their basement again once he goes to prison. I suspect that there was more than just one picture taken of this clown with the ultra liberal congressman.

  • LocalYokel
    March 1, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    Looks like he worked at an A.R.C. as well – an Association for Retarded Citizens. Have to wonder if he was not only ‘the President, I’m also a member’. Nice raccoon eyes as well, maybe time for a dosage tweak on his meds.

  • Glitter-licious
    March 1, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    If I ever have a “favorite” picture of British royalty, please do the humane thing and put me put of my misery.

  • Do better
    March 1, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    I don’t care for when you guys spin the truth like “friends with Seth Moulton“… just because he took a picture with him at a convention. Don’t be like other media outlets, stick to FACTS, not assumptions. 

    • True Reality Speaks
      March 1, 2018 at 7:45 pm

      The thing is, Moulton is such a lying, scumbag sack of shit that he’ll probably put this pic up on his own web page. The only lowlife politician worse than him is Sen. Fauxcahontas, and that’s only because she’s been in the public eye longer.

  • Selling immediately. 20 KFC half-price coupons.
    March 1, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    “Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

  • KJDS
    March 1, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    He’s pretty unstable. Perhaps he can run for office someday. I bet he and Mad Maxine Waters would get along just fine!

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    March 1, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Quack! Quack! Batman! I rule Gotham City! This guy’s ideology is all over the map!

    He’s a Trump-hating, rapist defending, British Royalty worshiping anti-Semite who works for Catholic Charities?

  • Ralph
    March 1, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    Retroactive birth control pill would be nice!

    I bet his parents are real proud!

    Seth is a loser too!

    • John Galt
      March 2, 2018 at 7:41 am

      Fatboy’s parents ARE to blame for his braindead thoughts, utterances, and NAMBLA-leanings. The apple does not fall far from the fruitbowl

  • z
    March 1, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    Case goes to trial.

    This lawyer says “My client is mentally deficient and I can prove it”.

    Shows Captain Hook picture to the jury and his posts about English Royalty.
    Prosecution concedes. I would to.

    I have an obsession with stupid photos.
    I wonder what the context was with the Sam Adams Summer Ale. He didn’t take it himself. What is so special about buying some beer? Or is “Fine & Rare”?

    BTW I love the rolled up jeans. Unless it is some kind of hipster thing, I’m guessing his waist line is so large he has to get one with super long legs and roll them up.

  • Rick Shaw
    March 1, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    This mongoloid looks like the type that is in to renaissance fairs.

    • z
      March 1, 2018 at 2:39 pm

      He he he!!!

      “Or is he “Fine & Rare”?”

      Carry on

    • z
      March 1, 2018 at 2:45 pm

      I wonder if he REALLY IS slow and someone is feeding him stuff to post, telling him that people will become his friend if he does this and that?

      Weird combo of things he likes to do.

      My name is Danny and I like to drink beer, send fake Anthrax letters out and I stick up for rapists.

      If this clown had a 1/4 of brain, not even half, all he had to do was to drive an hour in any direction out from Boston to mail the letter. That would created a much larger area or would have focused the area to look at based on a different ZIP code. Most likely Danny doesn’t drive.

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