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Billerica, Marshfield, Shepherd Hill, Firefighter’s Union, Apple Daddy And Trick Or Treatin Are On The Agenda For Turtleboy Live Tonight

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Turtleboy Live makes it’s glorious return to the Clarence Woods Emerson Facebook page tonight. Make sure you’re following Clarence by clicking here if you haven’t already. The show is always biggest when Clarence is hosting it. Show starts at 10 PM because UT has to watch Notre Dame foozball. Joining Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran is teen heart throb Intern Turtle, who may or may not bring noodz. Here’s the agenda:

It goes without saying that they’re gonna be dialing up some ratchets for ratchet redemption hour, so make sure you don’t miss out. If you’ve never watched Turtleboy Live before you have no idea what you’re missing. It’s the best show on the Internet. Just ask Vanilla Lice, who called into the last episode two weeks ago to defend his honor, only to be told by Bret what would be happening to his poor Nonnie.

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