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Blackstone Baboon Does Some Day Time Drunk Driving In Shrewsbury With Unsecured 6 Week Old Baby In Back Seat, Smashes Into Route 9 Barrier, Throws Straw-Ber-Itas Out Window At Traffic

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Source:  Police say a Blackstone woman was drunk on Thursday as she drove with her 6-week-old infant in the backseat of her SUV. Police arrested Kate Rose Marino, 29, at Assabet Park on Gale Street around 12:30 p.m., Chief William Lyver said Friday. A woman called police to report she was following a GMC Denali on Rte. 9 from Worcester through Shrewsbury toward Northborough. The other driver said the Denali was swerving on the road and struck a barrier. “She proceeded to follow her and saw her (Marino) throw beer cans out of the window as she drove,” said Lyver. “It turned out to be 25-ounce cans of Straw-Ber-Ritas.” Straw-Ber-Ritas are a fruity alcohol beverage that is 8 percent alcohol by volume, approximately double the strength of an American light beer.

The SUV continued to Gale Street and parked in the lot at Assabet Park. Lyver said he and a lieutenant were nearby and were the first on scene. They saw the woman who followed the Denali confronting Marino.

″(Marino) was clearly incapacitated,” Lyver said.

Police found the sleeping infant in the back of the SUV. The car seat was improperly installed. Along with the infant, they found another open Straw-Ber-Rita in the car. The woman who followed Marino said Marino threw out at least four cans while driving, Lyver said. Marino told police she was out shopping for a Father’s Day gift for the child’s father. Marino failed several field sobriety tests. She then blew a .219 on a portable breath test, which is not admissible in court.

Police contacted the Department of Children and Families after the arrest. Lyver said the baby spent about four hours at the police station. At one point, he had to go to the store and buy diapers and other supplies because the infant’s diaper had to be changed and Marino had no diaper supplies inside the SUV.

A 2.19???!! That’s like Dragon 88 drunk. Good lord.

I know we’re really focused on securing the border right now, which is great. But maybe after that’s done we can focus on securing this slushrocket’s ovaries. Because when I see shit like this, I get so upset because of all the great people out there who can’t conceive. People who would do anything to be loving and caring parents. But these gestation genies reproduce like it’s going out of style because they’re allergic to latex and the pill. That poor baby man. This baboon doesn’t even bring diapers out with her? I’d like to cuntpunt her to ratchet island.

Ya know what a great way to be inconspicuous is while doing some noon time drunk driving on Route 9? Throw your chick drinks out the window on a busy road while driving a metallic green Denali. No one will notice that.

Shockingly this skagbag was charged with A&B in February of 2014:

And then with another count in February of 2015, but with a shod foot this time:

Same time next year.

It’s cool though because the baby daddy writes her love poetry:



Our sources also tell us that she drank while pregnant and they have no food in their house for the baby because…of course not. The bottom line is this woman should never, ever be allowed to see this child again. Poor thing is less than two months old. If she cuts off ties now she’ll never remember lush mom, and maybe the baby can actually grow up to be a productive member of society.

3 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 22, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    The only surprising thing about this is that it wasn’t Henny bottles she was chucking out the window.

  • Local real local
    June 21, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    This case is sad. The mother is drinking alcoholic beverages during a critical development time for the infant. I don’t know why she would drink any alcoholic beverages if she were breast feeding. There is no safe amount of alcohol a breastfeeding mother can drink because of the danger of contaminating the breast milk.

    I agree with the author: this child and the family are moving in the wrong direction: drinking, driving, unsecured car seat, a father/ignoring the troubles of his wife, criminal culpability. What is next, a and b domestic?

    Best thing she should do l, is enroll herself in a private therapy program, complete the program and enter consistent therapy after. Ignoring the drinking problem will not go away.

  • Screw PC
    June 19, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    What’s the name of that poem, Rodney? “Douche Chills”? That’s the reaction from everyone who reads it but your fat boozebag girlfriend. Better keep her shitfaced so she doesn’t figure out what a homo you are, but get that cunt an Uber account before she kills someone.

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