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Bobbin For Boners Husband Cuckold Chris Is Running For Vacant Rockland Selectman Seat She Resigned After Blowing Half Of Town Hall, Opponent Was Fired By Charlie Baker For Sending A Chick To Fall River As Punishment For Not Forcing Fiance To Drop Out Of State Senate Race

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I thought we were done with the Bobbin for Boners story in Rockland, but apparently this town insists on providing us with non-stop political entertainment. You will recall that Deirdre “Bobbin for Boners” Hall resigned in disgrace after it was revealed on surveillance video at town hall that she coerced the town manager into a late night drunken blowey in order to get revenge on her primary sidemeat Eddie Porkchops, whose wife had gotten wise to their affair. Her husband Charlie found out about the affair, met up secretly with Eddie Porkchops, Mrs. Porkchops, and Bobbin for Boners, and conspired about how they were going to blame the town manager for being the aggressor in order to preserve Bobbin for Boners political ambitions.

Caught up?

Well, guess who’s running for her vacant seat on the Board of Selectmen?

The husband of the former Rockland selectwoman at the center of the town hall sex scandal is running to fill the seat his wife left vacant when she resigned. Rockland Town Clerk Donna Shortall told Boston 25 News Christopher Hall has pulled papers to run for both open selectmen seats. Hall is married to former selectmen vice-chair Deidre Hall.

Of course Mr. Bobbin for Boners is running!! Because….Rockland. I guess Cuckold Chris enjoyed dragging his family through the mud with Bobbin for Boners that he thought he’d do the same by turning his family and town into an even bigger circus than it already is. Remember, his wife wanted those tapes kept secret because their children were embarrassed by it. And what better way to shield your children from further embarrassment than to run for the seat that is currently vacant due to your wife shifting the clutch with anyone in Rockland who fed her a Margarita.

But wait….there’s another colorful character running for Bobbin for Boners’ vacant seat…..

Richard Penney also pulled papers for the seat with a five-month term, which was previously held by Edward Kimball. James Simpson and Jared Valanzola have pulled papers for the seat with a one-year and five-month term, which was previously held by Deidre Hall.

This is Jared Valanzola:

As you can see, he is what Bobbin for Boners would refer to as, “fresh meat.” He’s no Eddie Porkchops, but he’ll do. He used to work for Charlie Baker in the Department of Conservation and Recreation, but was fired due to a pretty shady scandal in 2016:

After a Department of Conservation and Recreation official was fired and another resigned, management changes are in the pipeline at the agency whose personnel has recently been at the center of a string of scandals, Gov. Charlie Baker said Wednesday. Baker’s office announced Wednesday that DCR personnel officer Jared Valanzola would be fired, following an internal investigation that showed he tried to coerce a staffer in the Executive Office of Environmental Affairs to dissuade her fiancé from running for office against Republican Sen. Don Humason of Westfield. EEA chief operating officer Michael Valanzola resigned in connection with the probe.

The investigation that led to Jared Valanzola’s firing began in August after Cynthia Lewis, a program coordinator for the Massachusetts Environmental Police, alleged that her transfer from a Boston office to Fall River was a result of her fiancé’s decision to run against Humason. Lewis is engaged to Southampton Democrat J.D. Parker-O’Grady, who is challenging Humason.

So basically, he’s a Republican who didn’t want his buddy to lose his Republican seat in the State Senate to the Democrat running against him. So he told his fiance (who worked beneath him) that he was gonna do bad things to her if she didn’t convince her fiance to drop out of the race. They called his bluff and he followed through with one of the biggest dick moves possible – sending her to Fall River.

Ouch.

So yea, this is Rockland politics. You got the corrupt, disgraced Republican who lost his job for punishing a woman by sending her to Fall River because she wouldn’t force her husband to drop out of a race. And if you don’t like him you can always vote for Cuckold Chris, who is trying to avenge his wife’s downfall by keeping her seat in the family after she had resign for having one passionate affair, and one revenge affair with other elected officials from Rockland at town hall.

And you thought Trump vs. Hillary was a no-win situation.

40 Comment(s)
  • TheBigOldDog
    August 26, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Wtf! No wonder so many of my neighbors have their homes up for sale all of a sudden and nobody is coming to the open houses. This is a farking disaster! These ppl are sick.

  • DISGRACEFULL
    August 24, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    This guy is a real CUCK, completely cuckholded by his sociopath wife.

    Cuck is the hot new insult…. but this guy is a cuck… what the fuck..

    Oh my wife and mother of my kids sucked all your dicks and fucked all of you behind my back… that’s cool. Now that the entire world knows, I will run for her vacated town seat… that will show everyone! I will be redeemed!!

    What a Fucking tool! But that’s what makes a cuck a cuck.

  • post comment
    August 23, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    Definite shortage of testosterone in Rockland.

  • LiberaciJr 1 GallonLoad
    August 23, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    Rumor has it that he is willing to do anything to win. Even getting down on his knees just like his wife did. He will win by a slurpfest according to diverse democrat polls who approve of this style of campaign method.
    Rocklands family values selectperson.

  • Clitty Litter
    August 23, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    I wonder if her vacant seat that he wants to fill is sticky and foul.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    August 23, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    Oh good! The Rockland sex series is renewed! I love this shit show!

  • Barney Frank
    August 23, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    I have two questions about this “hot”mess
    1) Does Cuckold Chris do post cuck cleanup on Bobbin for Boners?
    2) Does Cuckold Chris take in in the fart blaster like Bobbin for Boners. Is the Bull a shared experience for them both?

    • Wabbitt
      August 23, 2018 at 4:56 pm

      I guarantee Chris the Cuck fluffs all the men for his wife. Eddie Porkchops probably bought him a Nintendo Switch for all his hard work.

  • suckittrebek
    August 23, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    The massachusetts cuck, a new form of political cuck. WHAT A SHITHOLE.

  • Jon Henderson
    August 23, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    It would be great if he gets elected; this dumpster fire will rage on for the foreseeable future and provide endless laughs. Best selling authors and Pulitzer prize winners couldn’t make this stuff up and we get it for free by reading the news or watching the Rockland town meetings.

  • 617 pimp
    August 23, 2018 at 11:53 am

    Damnit backpage is shut down. Gotta find a new network to work that body.

  • LocalYokel
    August 23, 2018 at 11:24 am

    Elect her to the State House and put that ‘General Hooker’ entrance to good use!

  • z
    August 23, 2018 at 10:42 am

    There’s one comment on the Patriot Ledger about this:

    “I had a funny feeling that this sorry saga had a few more surprises yet to break; however, this one leaves even me gobsmacked.”

    gob: a lump or clot of a slimy or viscous substance.

  • Judge dread
    August 23, 2018 at 10:36 am

    This is one of he best TBS reports ever next to the White Rose cafe thing. Despite being public figure and being shamed on an epic scale, they fucking double down. *face palms*

    I dunno at the end of the day i would stick my dick in her, as long as she faces the wall so we know what type of whore she is. Someone mentioned before she used to be fat but lost a lot of weight so she went to pound town with the clerk and Eddie Porkchops. Nuff said she is dtf.

    • Y
      August 23, 2018 at 10:44 am

      Why do fat chicks suck good dick?
      Because they have to…

      • Judge dread
        August 23, 2018 at 11:43 am

        Heh. I guess the real question is will her cuck husband watch?

        • Judge dread
          August 23, 2018 at 12:09 pm

          If your weight loss goal is to go to McLean in Belmont for a nice healthy chemical lobotomy. Everything will be fine.

  • Yuck
    August 23, 2018 at 10:30 am

    If my wife turned into the town pump, the last fucking thing I would do is try to fill the seat that she resigned for fucking everyone but the mayor. What a fucking douchebag!

    • Y
      August 23, 2018 at 10:42 am

      Cuckold Chris couldn’t fill his wife, what makes ppl think he’s gonna fill her (size 14) shoes?!

  • Rockland news
    August 23, 2018 at 10:10 am

    Rockland town hall is holding an open house 24/7 orgy. All welcome.

  • Jerry
    August 23, 2018 at 9:40 am

    Sounds like Bobbin for Boners is trying to install Cuckold Chris in a puppet regime where she wields power from behind the scenes. She’ll also regain access to Town Hall for late night dalliances.

    • Judge dread
      August 23, 2018 at 10:46 am

      Be careful for what you wish for. Imagine Eddie Porkchops going to pound town while the cuck watches… you know what this is turning into some sort of fucked up commonwealth novel, brought to you the the dems.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      August 23, 2018 at 11:13 am

      First served
      First cum

      History of the World, Mel Brooks

      • ncfoothillbilly
        August 23, 2018 at 11:19 am

        ^That comment was meant to be a reply to Rockland News. I hit the wrong reply…sorry.

  • BorderBabyMomma
    August 23, 2018 at 9:31 am

    Tisstate elet mentally incompetent all the time. Just look at Liz Warren.just keep paying certain people off and you got it made.

    • Paul Manafort
      August 23, 2018 at 9:37 am

      Well we obviously don’t speak the same language but I do speak Ukrainian. Anyways just dropping by to say goodbye – see you on the other side.

  • Finn
    August 23, 2018 at 9:20 am

    Maybe we all have it wrong and it’s one big swingers club. [shudders] We’ll know for sure if they change the American flag for a pineapple flag outside.

  • z
    August 23, 2018 at 7:59 am

    Takes a special kind of arrogance to do what he is doing. Takes a special kind of “special” if
    the good people of Rockland vote him in.

    Maybe the couple figures her political career is dead, but he can take the baton (yeah euphemism).
    I think she was going to run for state rep, correct?
    If he gets in, he’ll run a couple of terms then probably try state rep himself.

  • Get me out of here
    August 23, 2018 at 7:55 am

    Chris Hall called and Facebook messaged a ton of people in Richland right when this story broke. He was telling everyone that would listen that the town manager drugged and sexually assaulted his wife. People he barely knew. HE’S AS BAD AS HER! Who the F*CK falsely accuses someone of that? The town manager could have gone to jail. If they hadn’t been caught in their lie, that’s likely where he would have ended up. They should both be in jail for their disgusting actions. How are they still walking free? THEY ARE VILE.

    • z
      August 23, 2018 at 10:35 am

      He was probably hiding in a closet in the office at City Hall watching through a peep hole while she was swallowing wet throat lozenges.

  • M
    August 23, 2018 at 5:44 am

    She just wants her husband to be on the board so she can add another town councilman to her growing number of board members she has slept with.

  • Leonard Washington
    August 23, 2018 at 4:22 am

    This is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen and I read this site daily.

    The Halls are truly sick people who have no concern or empathy for their children. Not to mention the citizens of their town. Thanks to them you can’t safely use the water fountains or touch any surfaces in town hall. Gross.

    Porcine Jared is in a class all his own. Do you realize how much of a scumbag you have to be to get Charlie Baker to wake up and make a decision? Wow.

    If I had the misfortune of having bought property in the benighted town of Rockland it would be up for sale right now.

    • z
      August 23, 2018 at 7:52 am

      Porcine?

      Humason represents me. Take a look at a photo of him. Poster boy for porcine.
      I had never heard of behind the scenes pressure on his behalf. It probably made MassLive
      and local papers buried so deep that no one would notice.

      Humason isn’t the worst. Says the correct R things for the most part. Votes like a R for the most part.

      The Knapik brothers (Mayor + state rep/Senator) also Rs, were much worse.

      I tend to vote R. I’ve also made it a rule to not vote for the same person for the same office more than twice even if I think you are doing a good job. If you want my vote, you can try another position after being in office twice in your current position. No exceptions. There will never be term limits on politicians, so I made my own – 2 terms.

  • rockland bitch
    August 23, 2018 at 3:23 am

    she is kinda hawt, so of course she made the rockland gang bang. so wait i’m confused, is this bitch trying again?

    • Y
      August 23, 2018 at 10:36 am

      Hot? She looks like Bigfoot shaved his legs and put-on a push-up bra…she has the shoulders of Brian Urlacher…
      Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!

    • suckittrebek
      August 23, 2018 at 4:46 pm

      LOL THIS THIS COMMENT FOR REAL?

  • Cuck City
    August 23, 2018 at 3:17 am

    This is the gift that keeps on giving!

    Cuck City, Population Chris Hall

  • phong
    August 23, 2018 at 3:04 am

    If hubby gets elected, is he supposed to start blowing townies?

  • Y
    August 23, 2018 at 1:48 am

    What a cuck.

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