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I thought we were done with the Bobbin for Boners story in Rockland, but apparently this town insists on providing us with non-stop political entertainment. You will recall that Deirdre “Bobbin for Boners” Hall resigned in disgrace after it was revealed on surveillance video at town hall that she coerced the town manager into a late night drunken blowey in order to get revenge on her primary sidemeat Eddie Porkchops, whose wife had gotten wise to their affair. Her husband Charlie found out about the affair, met up secretly with Eddie Porkchops, Mrs. Porkchops, and Bobbin for Boners, and conspired about how they were going to blame the town manager for being the aggressor in order to preserve Bobbin for Boners political ambitions.
Well, guess who’s running for her vacant seat on the Board of Selectmen?
The husband of the former Rockland selectwoman at the center of the town hall sex scandal is running to fill the seat his wife left vacant when she resigned. Rockland Town Clerk Donna Shortall told Boston 25 News Christopher Hall has pulled papers to run for both open selectmen seats. Hall is married to former selectmen vice-chair Deidre Hall.
Of course Mr. Bobbin for Boners is running!! Because….Rockland. I guess Cuckold Chris enjoyed dragging his family through the mud with Bobbin for Boners that he thought he’d do the same by turning his family and town into an even bigger circus than it already is. Remember, his wife wanted those tapes kept secret because their children were embarrassed by it. And what better way to shield your children from further embarrassment than to run for the seat that is currently vacant due to your wife shifting the clutch with anyone in Rockland who fed her a Margarita.
But wait….there’s another colorful character running for Bobbin for Boners’ vacant seat…..
Richard Penney also pulled papers for the seat with a five-month term, which was previously held by Edward Kimball. James Simpson and Jared Valanzola have pulled papers for the seat with a one-year and five-month term, which was previously held by Deidre Hall.
This is Jared Valanzola:
As you can see, he is what Bobbin for Boners would refer to as, “fresh meat.” He’s no Eddie Porkchops, but he’ll do. He used to work for Charlie Baker in the Department of Conservation and Recreation, but was fired due to a pretty shady scandal in 2016:
After a Department of Conservation and Recreation official was fired and another resigned, management changes are in the pipeline at the agency whose personnel has recently been at the center of a string of scandals, Gov. Charlie Baker said Wednesday. Baker’s office announced Wednesday that DCR personnel officer Jared Valanzola would be fired, following an internal investigation that showed he tried to coerce a staffer in the Executive Office of Environmental Affairs to dissuade her fiancé from running for office against Republican Sen. Don Humason of Westfield. EEA chief operating officer Michael Valanzola resigned in connection with the probe.
The investigation that led to Jared Valanzola’s firing began in August after Cynthia Lewis, a program coordinator for the Massachusetts Environmental Police, alleged that her transfer from a Boston office to Fall River was a result of her fiancé’s decision to run against Humason. Lewis is engaged to Southampton Democrat J.D. Parker-O’Grady, who is challenging Humason.
So basically, he’s a Republican who didn’t want his buddy to lose his Republican seat in the State Senate to the Democrat running against him. So he told his fiance (who worked beneath him) that he was gonna do bad things to her if she didn’t convince her fiance to drop out of the race. They called his bluff and he followed through with one of the biggest dick moves possible – sending her to Fall River.
So yea, this is Rockland politics. You got the corrupt, disgraced Republican who lost his job for punishing a woman by sending her to Fall River because she wouldn’t force her husband to drop out of a race. And if you don’t like him you can always vote for Cuckold Chris, who is trying to avenge his wife’s downfall by keeping her seat in the family after she had resign for having one passionate affair, and one revenge affair with other elected officials from Rockland at town hall.
And you thought Trump vs. Hillary was a no-win situation.