Meet Karissa Thompson from Wareham.
She’s the mother of what appears to now be a two year old crotch fruit who hasn’t lost her insatiable appetite to keep it real. That’s why she always keeps it 100 with a bottle of Henny.
She regularly incorporates phrases like “gang gang” into casual conversations.
She rocks Chicago Bulls gear whenever possible.
She speaks in fluent Rathetese.
She named her poor crotch fruit “Jaxxon” with 2 x’s.
She chose to get knocked up by this guy
The hat. Nuff said.
Her baby daddy has Google trophies galore.
So now it looks like she’s calling the shots, which is why she feels the need to prove that she can hold it down for her manz while he locked up.
You would think that being a single Mom with a sperm donor who obviously won’t be around much in the future (obviously) would motivate her to get her shit together, but instead she decided to keep it real by selling massive amounts of fentanyl and being very obvious about it.
Damn girl, too bad the Wareham PD doesn’t provide you with a dog filter or something. Looking like ghetto Alex Dunphy.
Here’s a pro tip for all aspiring heroin dealers out there – don’t make this your cover photo on Facebook a month before you get arrested for selling fentanyl.
Even if you have privacy restrictions this is a bad idea, since anyone can see your cover photo and profile picture. Just throwing that piece of advice out there.
Here’s another pro tip – if you sell heroin and/or fentanyl, don’t post RIP to your friends who die “suddenly,” because that almost always means they died overdosing on a product that you sell.
This would be like OJ posting “RIP Ron and Nicole” on the anniversary of that time he carved them up like a turkey.
And just when you thought she couldn’t get any worse, this slam piglet is also part of that “rent strike” bullshit, even though she has thousands of dollars on her at all times from drug proceeds.
Anyway, if homegirl is out on bail before the weekend I’d love to have her on the live show as a guest. God knows she’s not gonna be busy taking care of her crotch fruit for a while.
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50 Comment(s)
Bailed out on bracelet fuck all y’all!
Idk but I wouldn’t mind giving Karissa some of this big old fat dick!!!! Baby girl looks alright with them big old fat titties and that right old round juicy ass!!! Anyway mommy if you haven’t made bail yet let me know daddy is right here waiting you call I will be there asap just as long as you can wear a thong and some stilettos and dont mind this 9 inch big old white dick
This scumbag pos is out here killing ppl with her fentanyl hope she rots in jail! She looks like she sells that to pay for her crack habit what a train wreck she is ugh!!!
You know what chaps the judge’s ass? Shit birds like this slinging fentanyl.
The judge will sponsor a boat ride out to international waters, bait the ocean proximity with dead fish, and dump this cunt in it. No Chicago necklace in this case (that’s reserved for the harbor) just them treading water and being eaten alive by Mother Nature.
Fentanyl dealers are some of he biggest scumbags, next to wife beaters and chmo’s and should be treated as such.
Somebody will be on Maury soon. That baby is lighter than the dope she’s selling. I think she banged the whole gang gang. It doesn’t matter who the dad is, DCF will raise it anyway.
Jarrod is his real dad skin don’t matter you fucking faggot
Take her baby and beat her to death with it!
Somebody will be on Maury soon. That baby is lighter than the dope she’s selling. It doesn’t matter who the dad is, DCF will raise it anyway
See that mugshot?? Bitch needs some Wisk for that ring around the collar…
Da fuq she gonna b joinin a rent strike fo? Bitch dont pay no rent. When the leader of gang gang get out of the big house he gonna smash her for fucking up bad yo.
That was a roast by TB.
That’s KarissAA. 2 s and 2 a; you know, so you don’t mix her up with the regular Karrissa’s.
Thanks KKaay!
Another wigress, raised the way she raises her childs, she could have been so much more, before the destruction of White (male) America began and the glorification of thug life became part of our enemies agenda.
What an idiot
I swear on everything holy that hip hop was the worst thing to happen to white people.
Heroin and fentanyl OCs have been a basically a genocide weapon against the American people over the past 2 decades. I’m sure it has touched everyone here with people you know.
This girl got caught for being a POS. No compassion from me.
Blow up all ghettoes
Kill all heroin dealers.
Coronavirus doesn’t hold a candle to those two when it comes to damage those two things have done to this country.
Salem Judge Timothy Feeley would say she was just selling fentanyl to raise money for her family. And would give her probation, like her did last year with heroin dealer Manuel Soto-Vittini.
Tom Brady’s sister fucked a nigra and has a half breed mulatto kid
It’s true you can look it up
He’s right everybody. That’s why Gronk is out of here.
You seem pretty cool. Want to hang out? I live in Longmeadow, not too far from you.
Doesn’t she run the “Predator Poachers Wareham” channel???
Have you ever noticed that lawn jockeys will hook up with any white woman ?
Even if they look like a bag of dog shit like this ugly cunt
Any white woman that fucks a nigra is a shit bag
I hope she dies of aids or ODs
Whoever developed Narcan should have their fingers broken
Darwin always finds a way for the dregs to expire
Just a fact..anyone who carries a newborn around in the arms in a store is a ratchet. There is NO reason to take a newborn out of a carrier if you bring them in a store. They are nice and safe in that carseat carrier to fuck off trying to use a delicate infant to get attention.
Everytime I see this and its typically in Walmart. I give death stares. That sleeping newborn some ratchet walking around with in their arms doesnt make me go “aww” it pisses me off to see their safety is so second choice to getting attention.
Ok vent over…second rant, can we start a virus that actually kills people in this druggie life demographic? Or just ban Narcan. Whatever is easiest
An update on my rehab
I’m completely off the whiskey and completely addicted to the benzodiazepines
And I am really starting to enjoy being corn holed by my big sweaty black negroe attendant
Pray for me
Dr Ed. PhD in fellatio
I wouldn’t fuck her but she looks like she knows how to give a good rim job
Google Translate needs to add a Ratchet to English app.
No mortgage or cable bill. I’m signin’ that shit y’all!
Poor kid…there is no way that child is his – he’s so white he glows in the daylight! She probably got passed along while pregnant.
I’d be fine with it if some of my tax money goes to take care of that baby alone, to hopefully get him into even a halfway-decent home. Might not be too late to break the ratchet cycle continuing with him.
Until I found out she’s a mud shark
Wow, do you see all that cash? That means she actually had 33% more money before paying her taxes. Impressive!!
If she hasn’t been bailed out by now she is so fucking dope sick in the can …
I only go to The Cape for the fantastic courses. There’s always some place to play there, and it’s usually well manicured and cheap. The hospitality is world class!
Wareham isn’t the Cape…..
No matter. After the morning pick-me-up, I’ll get in a couple of holes.
Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat.
She really deteriorated from her selfies to the mugshot. But still WOULD with a double wrap.
It’s still better than Wareham!
Google trophies, check
Flat brimmed Bulls hat, check
Bottle of Henny, check, check and check!
Winning!
She’s an obvious wigger. Hopefully she will overdose and die soon. We are already no doubt paying for her crotch fruit.
LOL the guys profile picture is him sitting in a car with a beer in hand and a baby seat in the background. Glad they took her down but it almost makes me grind my teeth knowing there’s so many more ratchet parasites with ill-gotten money out there. It’s all from the ghetto “culture” of welfare recipient rappers and their ratchet women. Probably the best thing that’ll happen to the baby, but unfortunately by looking at its parents and it’s stupid fucking name I’d say it’s destined to repeat the cycle of ratchet.
common slut
Another person with ‘islander’ blood in them that came up here for the warmer weather and to make America better for us all!
They are not sending us their best.
At least the kid appears to have white privileges!
Her vocabulary is quite vast. She will have a gang gang when she hits the block block.
She must roll with that hardcore, has-been Cape Cod gang “nauti block”
I can smell the vinegar and water from here.