Meet Karissa Thompson from Wareham.
She’s the mother of what appears to now be a two year old crotch fruit who hasn’t lost her insatiable appetite to keep it real. That’s why she always keeps it 100 with a bottle of Henny.
She regularly incorporates phrases like “gang gang” into casual conversations.
She rocks Chicago Bulls gear whenever possible.
She speaks in fluent Rathetese.
She named her poor crotch fruit “Jaxxon” with 2 x’s.
She chose to get knocked up by this guy
The hat. Nuff said.
Her baby daddy has Google trophies galore.
So now it looks like she’s calling the shots, which is why she feels the need to prove that she can hold it down for her manz while he locked up.
You would think that being a single Mom with a sperm donor who obviously won’t be around much in the future (obviously) would motivate her to get her shit together, but instead she decided to keep it real by selling massive amounts of fentanyl and being very obvious about it.
Damn girl, too bad the Wareham PD doesn’t provide you with a dog filter or something. Looking like ghetto Alex Dunphy.
Here’s a pro tip for all aspiring heroin dealers out there – don’t make this your cover photo on Facebook a month before you get arrested for selling fentanyl.
Even if you have privacy restrictions this is a bad idea, since anyone can see your cover photo and profile picture. Just throwing that piece of advice out there.
Here’s another pro tip – if you sell heroin and/or fentanyl, don’t post RIP to your friends who die “suddenly,” because that almost always means they died overdosing on a product that you sell.
This would be like OJ posting “RIP Ron and Nicole” on the anniversary of that time he carved them up like a turkey.
And just when you thought she couldn’t get any worse, this slam piglet is also part of that “rent strike” bullshit, even though she has thousands of dollars on her at all times from drug proceeds.
Anyway, if homegirl is out on bail before the weekend I’d love to have her on the live show as a guest. God knows she’s not gonna be busy taking care of her crotch fruit for a while.
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