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Bologna Pony Montana Arrested For Selling Fentanyl In Wareham Is A Ghetto Wombat Mother Who Posts About Friends Who Have Died From Overdosing On What She Sells

 

Meet Karissa Thompson from Wareham.

She’s the mother of what appears to now be a two year old crotch fruit who hasn’t lost her insatiable appetite to keep it real. That’s why she always keeps it 100 with a bottle of Henny.

She regularly incorporates phrases like “gang gang” into casual conversations.

She rocks Chicago Bulls gear whenever possible.

She speaks in fluent Rathetese.

She named her poor crotch fruit “Jaxxon” with 2 x’s.

She chose to get knocked up by this guy

The hat. Nuff said.

Her baby daddy has Google trophies galore.

So now it looks like she’s calling the shots, which is why she feels the need to prove that she can hold it down for her manz while he locked up.

You would think that being a single Mom with a sperm donor who obviously won’t be around much in the future (obviously) would motivate her to get her shit together, but instead she decided to keep it real by selling massive amounts of fentanyl and being very obvious about it.

Damn girl, too bad the Wareham PD doesn’t provide you with a dog filter or something. Looking like ghetto Alex Dunphy.

Here’s a pro tip for all aspiring heroin dealers out there – don’t make this your cover photo on Facebook a month before you get arrested for selling fentanyl.

Even if you have privacy restrictions this is a bad idea, since anyone can see your cover photo and profile picture. Just throwing that piece of advice out there.

Here’s another pro tip – if you sell heroin and/or fentanyl, don’t post RIP to your friends who die “suddenly,” because that almost always means they died overdosing on a product that you sell.

This would be like OJ posting “RIP Ron and Nicole” on the anniversary of that time he carved them up like a turkey.

And just when you thought she couldn’t get any worse, this slam piglet is also part of that “rent strike” bullshit, even though she has thousands of dollars on her at all times from drug proceeds.

Anyway, if homegirl is out on bail before the weekend I’d love to have her on the live show as a guest. God knows she’s not gonna be busy taking care of her crotch fruit for a while.

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • Karissa
    May 9, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Bailed out on bracelet fuck all y’all!

  • Bobby d
    April 26, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    Idk but I wouldn’t mind giving Karissa some of this big old fat dick!!!! Baby girl looks alright with them big old fat titties and that right old round juicy ass!!! Anyway mommy if you haven’t made bail yet let me know daddy is right here waiting you call I will be there asap just as long as you can wear a thong and some stilettos and dont mind this 9 inch big old white dick

  • Toni Hardiman
    April 24, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    This scumbag pos is out here killing ppl with her fentanyl hope she rots in jail! She looks like she sells that to pay for her crack habit what a train wreck she is ugh!!!

  • Judge dread
    April 22, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    You know what chaps the judge’s ass? Shit birds like this slinging fentanyl.

    The judge will sponsor a boat ride out to international waters, bait the ocean proximity with dead fish, and dump this cunt in it. No Chicago necklace in this case (that’s reserved for the harbor) just them treading water and being eaten alive by Mother Nature.

    Fentanyl dealers are some of he biggest scumbags, next to wife beaters and chmo’s and should be treated as such.

  • Jaxxson's real dad
    April 22, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    Somebody will be on Maury soon. That baby is lighter than the dope she’s selling. I think she banged the whole gang gang. It doesn’t matter who the dad is, DCF will raise it anyway.

    • Your mom
      April 24, 2020 at 1:11 pm

      Jarrod is his real dad skin don’t matter you fucking faggot

  • hartf811
    Josey Wales
    April 22, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Take her baby and beat her to death with it!

  • Jaxxson's real dad
    April 22, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Somebody will be on Maury soon. That baby is lighter than the dope she’s selling. It doesn’t matter who the dad is, DCF will raise it anyway

  • Snarky Pete
    April 22, 2020 at 10:43 am

    See that mugshot?? Bitch needs some Wisk for that ring around the collar…

  • WeRFucked
    April 22, 2020 at 8:24 am

    Da fuq she gonna b joinin a rent strike fo? Bitch dont pay no rent. When the leader of gang gang get out of the big house he gonna smash her for fucking up bad yo.

  • Me
    April 22, 2020 at 6:58 am

    That was a roast by TB.

  • Kay
    April 21, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    That’s KarissAA. 2 s and 2 a; you know, so you don’t mix her up with the regular Karrissa’s.

    • Silencio Dogood
      April 22, 2020 at 3:13 am

      Thanks KKaay!

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 21, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    Another wigress, raised the way she raises her childs, she could have been so much more, before the destruction of White (male) America began and the glorification of thug life became part of our enemies agenda.

  • Honky Tormentor
    April 21, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    What an idiot

  • Butters
    April 21, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    I swear on everything holy that hip hop was the worst thing to happen to white people.

  • 5150_Mike
    April 21, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    Heroin and fentanyl OCs have been a basically a genocide weapon against the American people over the past 2 decades. I’m sure it has touched everyone here with people you know.
    This girl got caught for being a POS. No compassion from me.

  • Chip Striker
    April 21, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Blow up all ghettoes

    Kill all heroin dealers.

    Coronavirus doesn’t hold a candle to those two when it comes to damage those two things have done to this country.

  • Call Judge Feeley
    April 21, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    Salem Judge Timothy Feeley would say she was just selling fentanyl to raise money for her family. And would give her probation, like her did last year with heroin dealer Manuel Soto-Vittini.

  • Bob Kraft whore master
    April 21, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Tom Brady’s sister fucked a nigra and has a half breed mulatto kid
    It’s true you can look it up

    • Johnson Biggs
      April 21, 2020 at 10:30 pm

      He’s right everybody. That’s why Gronk is out of here.

      You seem pretty cool. Want to hang out? I live in Longmeadow, not too far from you.

  • HunnyBooBoo
    April 21, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    Doesn’t she run the “Predator Poachers Wareham” channel???

  • Bernie S
    April 21, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    Have you ever noticed that lawn jockeys will hook up with any white woman ?
    Even if they look like a bag of dog shit like this ugly cunt

  • Tenfroe
    April 21, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    Any white woman that fucks a nigra is a shit bag
    I hope she dies of aids or ODs

  • Eric Wunschel
    Overdosing is natures housecleaning
    April 21, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Whoever developed Narcan should have their fingers broken

    • Summer Of Covid In Da Hood
      April 21, 2020 at 8:56 pm

      Darwin always finds a way for the dregs to expire

  • Jordis
    April 21, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Just a fact..anyone who carries a newborn around in the arms in a store is a ratchet. There is NO reason to take a newborn out of a carrier if you bring them in a store. They are nice and safe in that carseat carrier to fuck off trying to use a delicate infant to get attention.

    Everytime I see this and its typically in Walmart. I give death stares. That sleeping newborn some ratchet walking around with in their arms doesnt make me go “aww” it pisses me off to see their safety is so second choice to getting attention.

    Ok vent over…second rant, can we start a virus that actually kills people in this druggie life demographic? Or just ban Narcan. Whatever is easiest

  • Dr Ed
    April 21, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    An update on my rehab
    I’m completely off the whiskey and completely addicted to the benzodiazepines
    And I am really starting to enjoy being corn holed by my big sweaty black negroe attendant

    Pray for me

    Dr Ed. PhD in fellatio

  • Kenny G
    April 21, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    I wouldn’t fuck her but she looks like she knows how to give a good rim job

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 21, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    Google Translate needs to add a Ratchet to English app.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 21, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    No mortgage or cable bill. I’m signin’ that shit y’all!

  • SassySwede
    April 21, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Poor kid…there is no way that child is his – he’s so white he glows in the daylight! She probably got passed along while pregnant.
    I’d be fine with it if some of my tax money goes to take care of that baby alone, to hopefully get him into even a halfway-decent home. Might not be too late to break the ratchet cycle continuing with him.

  • I wood’of
    April 21, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Until I found out she’s a mud shark

  • Entrepreneur
    April 21, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Wow, do you see all that cash? That means she actually had 33% more money before paying her taxes. Impressive!!

  • ERIC Wilkinson
    April 21, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    If she hasn’t been bailed out by now she is so fucking dope sick in the can …

  • David Fentherty
    April 21, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    I only go to The Cape for the fantastic courses. There’s always some place to play there, and it’s usually well manicured and cheap. The hospitality is world class!

    • Washashore
      April 22, 2020 at 9:43 am

      Wareham isn’t the Cape…..

      • David Fentherty
        April 22, 2020 at 3:44 pm

        No matter. After the morning pick-me-up, I’ll get in a couple of holes.

  • foleyworld
    FBCBH
    April 21, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat.
    She really deteriorated from her selfies to the mugshot. But still WOULD with a double wrap.

  • As much as i don't like shelter in place
    April 21, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    It’s still better than Wareham!

  • Ratchet bingo
    April 21, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Google trophies, check
    Flat brimmed Bulls hat, check
    Bottle of Henny, check, check and check!

    Winning!

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    April 21, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    She’s an obvious wigger. Hopefully she will overdose and die soon. We are already no doubt paying for her crotch fruit.

  • Too bad she didn't OD
    April 21, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    LOL the guys profile picture is him sitting in a car with a beer in hand and a baby seat in the background. Glad they took her down but it almost makes me grind my teeth knowing there’s so many more ratchet parasites with ill-gotten money out there. It’s all from the ghetto “culture” of welfare recipient rappers and their ratchet women. Probably the best thing that’ll happen to the baby, but unfortunately by looking at its parents and it’s stupid fucking name I’d say it’s destined to repeat the cycle of ratchet.

  • Connie Swail
    April 21, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    common slut

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    April 21, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Another person with ‘islander’ blood in them that came up here for the warmer weather and to make America better for us all!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Donald Trump
      April 21, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      They are not sending us their best.

  • Lucky Jaxxon
    April 21, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    At least the kid appears to have white privileges!

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 21, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Her vocabulary is quite vast. She will have a gang gang when she hits the block block.

  • Mr. Bubba
    April 21, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    She must roll with that hardcore, has-been Cape Cod gang “nauti block”

  • Yo Quiero Taco Bell
    April 21, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    I can smell the vinegar and water from here.

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