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Bootleg Breeder Burned A Puppy With Bacon Grease, Claims It Was An Accident But Still Doesn’t Bring Dog To A Vet Because That’s Not Shady

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I will never understand how a person could ever hurt an animal that isn’t meant to be eaten. There are some living beings that you just don’t fuck with and any normal person would go out of their way to protect: Children, the elderly, the disabled (actually disabled, not the kind Turtleboy Sports deals with) and animals. It’s pretty simple, you take care of them and don’t treat them badly and you’re not a horrible person. In this particular case it’s not so much what this chick actually did, it’s what she didn’t do. And that was taking care of a puppy that was harmed in a hopefully non-malicious way:

The Union Leader: “A Raymond dog breeder is facing animal cruelty charges for allegedly failing to seek medical care for a puppy accidentally burned by bacon grease.

Police Chief Michael Labell said police began their investigation after a person who was buying the German shepherd puppy named Brena reported the “potential” injuries to the dog.

Labell said the burns were accidental, but that Stephanie Britt, 37, of 25 Riverside Drive didn’t get medical treatment for the dog.”


So it turns out that this chick is a breeder, which is like a prerequisite to being an ultra ratchet or something. Get her a pack of Marbs, a glittery T-shirt that reads “Fancy” and a Tinkerbell tattoo and we got ourselves a Taunton 10 here. There’s so many wonderful dogs already born that could be adopted and just because they’ve come from a rescue or pound doesn’t mean they’re “broken”. If you want a puppy, there’s plenty of them, too. I’m sure there are reputable dog breeders out there, but something seems weird about specifically making two animals engage in gland to gland combat and profiting off their crotch fruit. I’m just sayin’…

Now, the puppy could very well have been injured by accident and that’s not a crime. The fact that she willfully neglected to get any treatment for the dog and that it had to take her trying to sell the dog before it got any help is not only a crime, but a shitbag thing to do. You can’t say she wasn’t aware of the injury since she knew how the injury happened. It wasn’t exactly an easy thing to miss, either. I’m going to warn you that this is not pretty.

How the fuck do you not immediately go and take Fido Jr. to a vet after this happens!? That is a GIANT burn! That’s something you can’t fucking ignore, knowing full well that dog was in a lot of pain. Accidents happen to the very best of us and sometimes people or animals get hurt. The difference between a good person and this chick is that a decent person would have sought help for this animal.

Her Facebook page has many, many photos of dogs she’s brought into this world and sold off to whoever has the money at the time, so what I’m wondering is what happens if they get hurt? Does she neglect them too? If this was a finances thing, why didn’t she have the foresight to understand that any living thing is going to need medical care at some point. So, why didn’t she take this animal to be seen? Why did it take a potential buyer for the dog to get medical attention? Speaking of that buyer, hats off to Wendy Parkhurst for not only buying the dog, but also calling this bitch out:$2,000 fucking dollars for a dog!? What the fuck!? Aside from being adorable does she also clean up her gold-plated poo? Good fucking point, though. How the hell do you not take a dog to a vet when you’re making that much money off of a single puppy in a litter? This woman had no reason not to, unless she wasn’t telling the entire truth.

Then, Puppy Mill Paula tries to sell this lady a different dog, Brena’s mother. It doesn’t matter if this bitch couldn’t rent out this dog’s uterus to her next paycheck anymore, if it was because she didn’t want to reveal the fact that she neglected this poor pup or if this other dog has practiced witchcraft for its entire life and has the ability to make you appear 10 years younger with perfect sex organs. That isn’t the animal that was supposed to be sold to Wendy. It’s also shady as shit. Combined with the fact that the dog wasn’t taken to the vet immediately upon getting burnt with bacon grease, it makes it seem like there was really something else going on here.

Just exactly how the hell does someone accidentally pour enough bacon grease on a dog to cause that type of injury anyway? Look at little Brena, here. The injury is both on her head and the front part of her shoulder. Sure she’s small, but at the same rate that’s a lot more than just a splatter, right?

Yeah, it is.

Nothing adds up here. The fact that that’s a lot of bacon grease to cause such a large injury, the fact that she’s charging $2,000 per pup and yet didn’t take the dog to the vet, and that the soon-to-be owner was the one who had to take her to get medical attention all smells like the shit of a dog who was abused.

At the end of the day, Brena seems to live with a nice lady now and the bitch who burned her is facing animal cruelty charges. That’s what I like to see. Brena has some way to go until she’s all healed up, but she’s obviously in a loving and caring home now and that’s all that matters. That and this Britt asshole not being allowed to keep her other animals. How the fuck a monster gets to keep an animal after getting charged with animal cruelty charges is absolutely insane, but it happens all the time. Just know that this is the face of someone who shouldn’t get that right.




14 Comment(s)
  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    October 4, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Dog makes a fine meal.

    • Kim Jon-Un
      October 4, 2018 at 7:47 pm

      You Americans have Turduckan you are disgusting. Dog is best served boneless stuffed with fried and deboned ally cat which is stuffed with fried and deboned sewer mice.

      Hot spicy North Korean rotting fish sauce poured over savory Dogcatmouse is the best dish for love making to actress you rape in front of her husband. I love Johnny Walker, porn and lady gaga kardashian.

      • Joe Sixpack
        October 4, 2018 at 9:24 pm

        That’s disgusting. I’ll never understand why you weirdos get Johnie Walker when Jim Beam is cheaper and works just as well. Cultural differences I guess.

        • Amen
          October 5, 2018 at 5:11 am

          Some people have no taste… I think they just like the bottle and can’t distinguish the flavor.

  • Karma
    October 4, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    Another bad breeder like Lisa Girard. Backyard breeders are the worst. Karma will get this bitch the same way it got Lisa and Chuck exposed. Sorry not sorry

  • SRR
    October 4, 2018 at 10:28 am

    If it truly was an accident the only way I can see this accidentally happening is if she poured the hot grease from the pan directly in to the dog food bowl with out picking the dog bowl up off of the floor and the poor puppy ran to get to the dog dish while she was pouring the grease. This makes her a total dumb ass with an IQ in the single digit range. I have always poured a little grease in the dog dishes and mixed it in with their dry food, but I always pick up the food bowls and then pour the grease on and mix it in..
    then let it cool before feeding it to my pups. I couldn’t live with myself if I ever inflicted any harm on any animal. If I accidentally step on one of my dogs feet I apologize and rub their paw and give them a cookie. I know I seem a little crazy to some people but most dog people are.
    Not taking the poor burnt puppy to the vet immediately is inexcusable and inhumane. My initial Major in college was veterinary medicine I spent 3years before changing my major. Some injuries I do treat my self. But certainly not anything so severe. that’s when I run for my veterinarian!! Burns like the ones suffered by the puppy are life threatening the possibility of infection that turns to sepsis could easily have caused its death. Thank God that a kind person purchased her and saved her life. The breeder should never be allowed to breed any animals again Ever!! If it’s found she intentionally poured the grease on the puppy she should rot in a cell forever!

  • linda
    October 4, 2018 at 10:04 am

    I could cry looking at these pics . I hope she gets beat with a baseball bat.

  • ThisIsMySarcasticTone
    October 4, 2018 at 9:28 am

    I smell a drug runner. And a junkie. Crazy bitch is probably selling dogs then running brown all over town. That was until she got addicted, then the puppy threatened to tell the popo and he had to gogo. This Bacon Grease Bitch Tits needs reeducation in puppy care. Put her in a kennel and let her live the bitch life for a few years.

  • Frank Rizzo
    October 4, 2018 at 9:03 am

    Where’s Finn when we need him to tell this DOUCHEBAG to get fucked. C/mon Finn!

  • Elmer J. Fudd
    October 4, 2018 at 8:59 am

    I’m sure there are reputable dog breeders out there, but something seems weird about specifically making two animals engage in gland to gland combat and profiting off their crotch fruit.


    Slow your roll, oh great noble avenger for the wrongs committed against all things fish and fowl.

    PLENTY of reputable dog breeders are out there, doing great work, and dare I say it, necessary work for certain types of dog owners. If you’re an upland hunter or a waterfowl hunter, for example, and you want an English Setter to point grouse / woodcock / pheasant, or a Labrador Retriever to fetch mallards / teals, you’re not going to stroll into the local shelter and say gimme what you got. You’re going to go to a breeder who specializes in this sort of thing. You’re going to pay a few shekels, sure, and you’re not going to get that smug satisfaction you get putting a “who saved who” bumpersticker on the back of your Forrester, but them’s the breaks.

  • Feckin' Humans
    October 4, 2018 at 8:10 am

    i didn’t read this, because i knew from the first images that this person is a waste of life. The dog has more value as a living being than this trash could ever have, it’s too late for her to try. Perhaps she can think of a better way to atone for the scum she leaves on life.

  • Ginger Antics
    October 3, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    Greedy ginger, you know she’s some kind of addict or another. Just waiting for her sob story.

  • Cunt wagon
    October 3, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    I hope someone burns her face & twat slot with bacon grease

    • tbadvisor
      October 4, 2018 at 5:40 am

      Twat slot? Really? Is that your best?
      Turtleboy readers are certainly the cream of the crop.

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