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Bootleg SJW “Pastor” Tries To Stop East Haven Police From Arresting Violent Gravy Dumpster Who Beat His Mom With Phone And Declared Sanctuary In Church 

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Source:  An East Haven man apprehended by East Haven police on Jan. 23 is facing multiple charges stemming from an alleged assault on his mother that resulted in her hospitalization, though the arrest was made over the protests of a pastor who reportedly believed police did not have the authority to enter the church.

According to a press release from the East Haven Police Department, East Haven Fire Department personnel notified police that they were on scene of a serious domestic violence assault. The responding officer determined that a 59 year-old female had just been assaulted by her son, later identified as Ryan Champlin, 34, who had fled. The argument reportedly arose because the son doesn’t pay to live at the residence. The victim said she had tried to call 911, but Champlin prevented the call by pushing her to the ground. She reported that she was able to run into her bedroom and lock the door, but Champlin kicked the door down, grabbed her cordless phone, and struck her in the back of the head with it several times, breaking the phone before fleeing. The victim was transported to the hospital with serious but non-life-threatening injuries.

Officers received a tip that the suspect had been dropped off at the Old Stone Church, 251 Main Street, East Haven. Church employees were unsure if Champlin was inside, but invited officers in to look for him, according to the report. Champlin was found hiding in an upstairs office and taken into custody without further incident.

Soon after police took Champlin into custody, Old Stone Church Interim Pastor Rev. Care Goodstal-Spinks (whose identity police did not provide) parked her car so as to block in the police cruiser in which Champlin was held and stated her belief that the officers had no right to arrest someone inside the church, even for felony domestic violence charges.

Officers stated they would not release the suspect. The pastor, described in the report as “extremely irate,” physically attempted to block the police cruiser’s departure, but was prevented by another officer.

“It should be noted that the Old Stone Church runs a day care called the Old Stone Playschool out of the same building as the church,” the release states. “When Champlin entered the church, he had access to the entire interior of the church, including the day care area, which at the time appeared to only be occupied by teachers. We do not believe Champlin came in contact with any children.

“While the East Haven Police Department respects the sanctity of a church, we also owe it to victims of domestic violence to apprehend suspects who commit violent felony assaults. Officers were also cognizant of the fact that children attending day care might have been exposed to a fleeing felony suspect within the interior of the church. We feel that the decision to enter the church was the correct one in this particular situation.”


Oh look, another social justice warrior named “Care,” with a hyphenated last name, masquerading as a “pastor” to avoid paying taxes and push her political agenda. Never seen that before.

The best part is that two or three years ago these were the same morons clamoring for body cams. Now they got em and they’re basically being used to expose the madness of social justice warriors and the criminals they support.

This video shows once again just how reasonable police in this country are. Too reasonable if you ask me. They literally bend over backwards to try to please these people and explain things to them, but at the end of the day it’s like talking to a wall. They owed this woman NOTHING. There is no such thing as sanctuary in a church. It’s a myth. A myth that has become trendy ever since Trump got elected because undocumented immigrants run to churches now whenever ICE is coming.

She also blocked the police car. She should’ve been arrested. But they didn’t because cops are generally good, regular people, who don’t look to arrest people unless absolutely necessary. Because who wants to create more work at work?

This woman was not even at the church when this fat bastard declared “sanctuary.” And she has the nerve to suggest that the cops should wait for her to get there before apprehending him so she can be the hero and talk him down. Newsflash – this dude just beat his mother with a phone. He has no problem knocking out a pastor or hurting a child if it means that he’s free for 5 more minutes.

And according to the body camera the cops waited with him for 10 minutes and she never showed up:

Oops!! Thanks black lives matter!!

Look, I’m not one of these people who thinks churches should pay taxes. Mount Carmel is a church in Worcester that’s been around a million years and is closing down because they have no money because no one goes to church anymore. If churches had to pay taxes they would all close. But as long as they are a tax free entity they should have zero say in how our government functions. And no, they are not magical places where laws cease to exist. Have churches declared independence from the Union? No? Then cops can go inside of them. End of story.

Anyway, this woman isn’t even the real pastor. She’s an “interim.” She’s like that substitute teacher who still tried to make you do work. That’s why the church promptly announced that they were basically firing her as a result of the embarrassment she brought upon them:

Looks like Care Goodstal-Spinks is gonna have to polish off the ol’ resume and bust out the yoga mat:

34 Comment(s)
  • Mike
    January 29, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    I really wish Law Enforcement would stop indulging these people. It really does little more than encourage more people to confront cops and “hold court in the street”. SJW are like children and should be treated accordingly. They heard what she had to say and she was 100% wrong! She should have been cuffed for obstruction (or interfering with the duties of a police officer), her car should have been towed, and then they could have went about their business. She would have been ticketed (or released): Simple! She would have to appear in court and pay the impound fees, and all because she was misinformed as to the law.

  • ethyl
    January 27, 2018 at 11:38 am

    Pastor “care” is a phony. Criminals who beat women should not be sheltered or protected by the church. The church knows pastor ‘care’ was in the wrong, otherwise she would still work there.

  • Jack
    January 27, 2018 at 10:37 am

    Methinks that Interim Pastor Rev. Care Goodstal-Spinks has watched “The Enforcer” too much, replaying the “church scene” ’til her DVD wore out!!!

  • Church of Dumbbb
    January 27, 2018 at 8:25 am

    No such laws, pastor looks like Elizabeth Warren’s lesbian sister. She cites as her source, stories on the news from all over the country. Wow…. it’s a bad press issue not a legal issue, ice can go in and arrest those people any time. Knowing the leftist media will edit it as an attack on religion, they don’t. Funny, since when has the left cared about Christian churches?

  • TJB
    January 26, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Yeah, she’s a pastor alright. Like Jesse Jackson is a reverend. Like obama was a president. Like Michelle was a woman.

  • Linda
    January 26, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    US has no laws regarding religious sanctuaries period. They have every legal right to enter the church and arrest anyone they please. This pastor better stick with religion because she knows zero about law. Anyway, what kind of so called pastor places church staff or children in possible danger??? What would happen if that was a murderer who ran in thinking he was safe only to hold a child or innocent staff hostage?? I’m certain she would not want to be seen as a hypocrit allowing one criminal sanctuary and not the other. If I was a parent who sent their child to daycare here, I would really rethink my choice. Do your research pastor. No laws or religious sanctuary in US.

  • WorcesterResident
    January 26, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    I can’t understand why the cops even waited to haul him off. I also don’t get why they spent that long entertaining a conversation with the pastor, and needed anyone over a Sergeant there to handle the interaction with her. Any one of them should have known enough/had the balls to tell her that the church doesn’t nullify state laws. It even states in the Bible to respect the laws made by man.

  • Autistic Turtle
    January 26, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    Lady makes me sick! What a nasty fraud bitch!

  • White Bitches
    January 26, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    White cunts will be the death of us all. The radical black man isn’t completely wrong when he speaks of White She Devils. Ugly crazy Cunts ruin everything! They so angry when they learn daddy is the only one who ever found them beautiful.. fucking cunts!

    • Red
      January 26, 2018 at 6:18 pm

      That’s a special kind of white bitch, the Great Ginger Dyke!

    • Kitty two shoes
      January 27, 2018 at 5:43 pm

      Screw you. The every black male friend I have has a white girlfriend. You sound like you hate yourself. Proberbly time you reach out for help. Or go further your education, and I don’t mean copy/ pasting term papers. Being that it is obvious your I.q. is lower than the number of days you have ever worked, I’m sure there’s a FREE sucker to teach you how to talk correct English. Dumb bitch!!!

      • The every black male friend you have
        January 28, 2018 at 10:35 am

        Ohhh poor shitty three boots. Lmfao! Go rub up against your couch

  • Bad Pastor
    January 26, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    She is sleeping with him. Or really wants too

  • Hugh Jass
    January 26, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    I’m so fucking done with this site. I swear on my mother if I ever post here again I’m the biggest fucking scumbag, piece of shit to ever walk the planet.

    I’m OUT!

  • ElJefe72
    January 26, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    I thank Care should pair up with Jennifer Azadnia to start a new Buti Yoga studio. They would make a great dysfunctional team!

  • Hugh Jass
    January 26, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    DeDe rocks!

    • Dede sucks at head
      January 26, 2018 at 2:24 pm

      She only rocks when she’s riding. That’s it high Jass. She won’t fuck you, white men are her favorite to guilt. Besides, Dede loves having feces smear on her face

    • Hi
      January 26, 2018 at 2:36 pm

      Hugh Jass, we love liberals like you. Couple years ago, me and Dede guilt trip a white woman in paying for our meal by calling her racist. She did nothing but it works. Like she’s doing now. good, sjw are so much fun. So gullible

      • Kanacke Hasser
        January 26, 2018 at 3:02 pm

        I like coming on to liberal women right in front of their husbands and boyfriends. I’m really polite about it and I act so nice that the women think their leftist guy is just being a jealous hardo. I “apologize” to both of them for causing any trouble, and the girl is always OK, but when she’s not looking I mouth the words “Fucking pussy” at the liberal bro. This always works in Cambridge, because the guys are such entitled douches and the women are a bunch of horny hippie weirdos who get off on the attention.

        • Betacuck
          January 29, 2018 at 11:17 am

          So evil I had to read it twice!

  • Hugh Jass
    January 26, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    She’s a poseur. Just like TB. DeDi exposed TB for the eunuch that he is…

  • Spankster
    January 26, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    “Render unto Ceasar that which belongs to Ceasar” in this case. The carcass of the Dooshnozzle who just tuned up Ma. I’ll be willing to bet that when this goes to trial Ma won’t testify and Pugsly will go back to living in the basement

  • Dede sucks at head
    January 26, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Yet, if he beat her, she would be calling and crying demanding his head. It’s okay to beat anyone that supports evil but not liberals who support it the most

  • Ben Champagne
    January 26, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Churches should pay taxes. Real churches will survive, and these fake pastors pushing social justice won’t have a tax shelter to hide in any longer. The reality is that mainstream churches are dying because they are soft and have nothing to do with religion or faith.

    Actual churches that stand for something are currently growing in America right now.

    • Kitty two shoes
      January 27, 2018 at 5:30 pm

      Yup. Why don’t they pay again?? What if I don’t believe in God. Which I don’t. It’s a made up man, that’s the key word people, hmmmmm what are the statistical chances that God (as they call it) is a male homosapien? They should definitely pay. Let’s see, if I had a business and it started to fail, oh well, that’s a shitty argument

      • God
        January 27, 2018 at 8:25 pm

        Have it you way then. The Eagles will win the Super Bowl. See how that works?

  • Citypoint
    January 26, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Shoulda lugged her for obstruction.

    • Linda
      January 27, 2018 at 1:33 pm

      Or even better, harboring a fugitive.

  • vicxh
    January 26, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    I would NOT like to teach the pastor missionary position.

  • White Male.
    January 26, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    If you get fired from a church, you really need to rethink your life.

  • Chuck
    January 26, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Watching Liz Warren gives me motion sickness so I didn’t play the video.

  • Kanacke Hassser
    January 26, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    This further proves that liberals are opposed to law.

  • Benjie Wall
    January 26, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    Shit, my money was on them being Unitarians.

  • johnnyb
    January 26, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    “It’s gonna get ugly” Yup, good call Rev.

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