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Boston Attorney Michaela Lancer Writes Threatening Letter Demanding Blog Come Down About Hypocritical Sharon Teacher Spreading Disinformation About Commie Cold


In September I published a blog about a Sharon Middle School teacher named Kristen Phinney, who is an active member of a union that sent out disinformation about why schools shouldn’t reopen despite crossing state lines with her own crotch fruits to go to hockey tournaments. Read it here

She even posted pictures of her kids in hotel rooms with other kids at these tournaments in New Hampshire, while her union fought against schools reopening because kids coming in contact with each other could spread commie cold.

I very much enjoy exposing hypocrites like this.

Well, today I got a letter in the mail from her attorney Michaela Lancer, dated from a month ago, threatening deformation lawsuits.

Hey Kristen, a great way to remain on TB’s radar is to pay out pocket to have an attorney send me a demand letter like this. I actually forgot about you and had to search for your name to remember what a massive hypocrite you were. Your attorney Michaela Lancer probably charged you a few hundred bucks for this letter and you naively thought it would work. Of course Michaela knew it wouldn’t either, but she just felt like running the bill up on you because, why the fuck not?

She works for a very serious law firm.

Allow me to explain how dumb this letter is.

“Under the law a person’s picture cannot be used for advertising purposes or the purpose of trade without his written consent.”

Except I’m not using the pictures of you, which were uploaded to Facebook by you for the world to see, for advertising purposes. I was doing it because I was commenting on a matter of public concern to point out what a hypocrite you are. You made yourself a limited public figure by signing a letter to members of the community explaining why you didn’t want schools to open. As a parent and a taxpayer I have the right to comment on that.

“includes screenshots from Ms. Phinney’s private Facebook page with photographs of her minor children.”

Clearly her Facebook page was not private if I could see what I screenshotted. And even if it was, making your Facebook page “private” doesn’t mean it’s actually private. The only way to make a truly private Facebook page is to make sure you’re the only member of it. I actually have a few pages like this where I store information so it’s easily accessible that I don’t want anyone else to see. Anything else you post is done so because you intend on other people seeing it.

Additionally, I specifically cropped out the faces of her kids. She, on the other hand, irresponsibly posted pictures of them on her Facebook page while traveling across state lines for recreation during a pandemic. Others pointed this out to her and she commented on it.

“Ms. Phinney has not authorized the use or dissemination of photographs of her minor children be publicly featured on your website”

Yea, the thing about that is I don’t need her authorization. Once you put it on Facebook it is public for the world to see dear. Welcome to the Internet.

She also used pictures of her kids in an attempt to make an argument that the schools in Avon should be remote like they are in Sharon.

I didn’t do that, she did. I just pointed it out.

“the article states that Ms. Phinney is making up knowing families that have experienced COVID, and refers to her as a liar and a lazy hypocrite who thinks everyone’s children should be deprived of things they love”

Well, it’s my opinion that she is in fact a liar and a lazy hypocrite. Ya see, this is your lawyer should’ve informed you was something called an “opinion.” I also didn’t say she was making up stories about other families “experiencing COVID,” I said I thought she was lying when she said that she knew people whose kids had gotten sick from COVID.

“Kids do get it, do get sick.”

If you have commie cold and you’re asymptomatic then you’re not sick. If you had a virus and you didn’t even know you had it until a test told you that you did, then it’s not a threat to you, and you’re definitely not sick from it. There’s a big difference. But by all means, if you have friends with children who have been hospitalized with commie cold I’d love to be proven wrong. Your lawyer forgot to include that in her letter.

“Ms. Phinney has received a threatening call from a person stated to be a parent of a student in the Sharon school system.”

And this is my problem, why? Oh right, I should cease from having opinions about teachers who refuse to do the job we pay them to do because a third party might figure out her phone number and call her up on my behalf. That’s how free speech works. For sure.

“Mr Phinney’s primary concern is preventing dissemination of photographs of information that discloses the physical location of her children and locations where they have participated in sporting activities.” 

If Kristen was concerned about the dissemination of pictures that disclose where her kids were then she probably shouldn’t post those pictures on Facebook and tag their locations like a fucking idiot.

The funny part about this is that if Kristen had just been an adult and emailed me and asked me to black out the kid’s names, or explained how I somehow misinterpreted what she posted, I’d hear her out. I’d definitely be more inclined to help. But when you go crying to a lawyer and you think you can intimidate me by paying them to write some bullshit letter like this, it only strengthens my resolve to expose you. Kristen and her colleagues should spend more time figuring out how they’re gonna get back to work and less time whining about it on the Internet.


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74 Comment(s)
  • Mike
    November 9, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Calls it the “Commie Cold” while accusing someone else of spreading disinformation about it.

    Seriously dude, a little self-awareness would go a long way.

  • caveman
    November 9, 2020 at 12:52 am

    I’m going to email the bar tomorrow about this “lawyer”. They may want to look into whether or not she actually has a license to practice law. I mean, how in the entire fuck can a lawyer not know the basics of law??? How many mistakes are in that letter?! It’s shocking to me that someone that stupid could possibly have a job.

  • Ayanna the bald nigress
    November 8, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    Just thinking

    Can the white piece of shit husband of Kamala Harris taste willie Browns cock and asshole on her tongue ?


  • The Judge hates me cuz I’m just a girl !!
    November 8, 2020 at 11:14 am

    Thanks to VP Harris, when I see a woman in a position of power, I just assume she blew all her bosses to get the job !! You go, girl !!

  • Art Flaherty
    Back date that letter
    November 8, 2020 at 9:23 am

    Yea, that’s the ticket. Back date the letter to make it look like 30 days have passed w/o a response from TB. No accountability from this “lawyer”. No different than what the Dems do w their fake ballots. Disband the US post office

  • Stunt Penis
    November 8, 2020 at 3:56 am

    why is it photographers always insist on taking pictures of women standing with either a) their arms crossed, or b) their hand on their hip?

    Anyone check out that hand? Damn, that’s a manly hand. Looks like it’s spent a decade or longer banging roofing nails.

    Oh well, maybe all the callouses would make a hand-job interesting.

  • dangerous?
    November 7, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    Shouldn’t covid be over now that the media declared Biden the winner? You’d think so by all the assholes dancing in the streets. Hopefully the Harris victory parties are superspreader events!

    Funny how the left thinks Trump’s fraud accusations are dangerous. Nowhere near as dangerous as ignoring/dismissing fraud.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      November 7, 2020 at 11:12 pm

      I’ve said for months now the virus would disappear after the election. I’m almost Nostradamus.

      Maybe more Nostradingus……

      • Mike
        November 9, 2020 at 8:02 am

        A quarter million new cases reported just over the weekend, Skippy. Oops. It’s almost like your whole worldview is based on a bullshit narrative.

        November 9, 2020 at 10:12 am

        Luke – this virus got them the Presidency. Why would they stop now?

        They will want more information – they will call it “contact tracing”. They will want to know who are all your friends and associates. How much time did you spend together? Where did these meetings occur? Oh, and if their contact tracing software on your cell phone also picks up keywords in your conversation related to “dissent”, that will also be duly noted.

        Give it time. Contact tracing will morph to “enemies list” management, and figure out who needs to be sent first to the reeducation camps. Don’t worry, you won’t have to tell your boss, they are going to crash the economy now.

        See you at camp!

    • Stinky the Finger
      November 8, 2020 at 1:04 am

      Celebrating vote-by-mail.
      And I do apologize for being implicitly bias.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        November 8, 2020 at 3:44 pm

        Ballots by mail were secure, we were told. Sent in the same organization we’re told not to use to send cash because it’s not secure…..

  • Woke but Wondering
    November 7, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    I’m just asking, but were either of those 2 people actually born a woman? What’s their pronouns!!!

  • Vincent Errichettie
    November 7, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    Believe me I deal with these liberals everyday. It’s easier to just pretend your one of them . Biden won , its over just put on a show and act like you support what they do . It’s all about money not what’s right !

  • Mark Meadows
    November 7, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    No new “content” from Turtleboy today. It’s ok, Aidan. I realize it must be hard having your whole world come crashing down. I know how much he means to you. If a failed businessman living off daddy’s money can be president, just imagine what could happen to a failed blogger living off daddy’s money? Just remember, no matter how sad and lonely things get, you can always rely on your vast army of fake commenters and all your friends (oh, never mind).

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Outlook Calendar
      November 7, 2020 at 9:08 pm

      Counterpoint: Saturday.

  • Michaela’s job coach
    November 7, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Michaela needs to learn to ask more questions.

  • Bosco Tanninger
    November 7, 2020 at 4:29 pm



    NOT deformation.

    Come on, Aiden. You can do better than this.

    • Chris Tranos
      November 7, 2020 at 5:59 pm

      congratulations on making a complete ass of yourself, cunt whistle

    • Joe Tecce
      November 7, 2020 at 6:49 pm

      Welcome to Turtleboy. Now leave.

  • randiguy2006
    November 7, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    President Biden

    Suck it Trumptards

    • Just Say'n
      November 7, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      It ain’t over yet

      • Tread on this
        November 7, 2020 at 6:56 pm

        These boons, lgbtqialmnop and illegals want a civil war. Fuck it. Let’s give it to them. It was coming anyway and a LOT of patriotic Americans are fucking primed right now. The sooner we put our fucking foot down and cut down enough of these cocksuckers, the sooner we can “heal” or some other bullshit. I knew it would happen in my lifetime. I’m just glad its going to happen while I’m young enough to help. We’re not even CLOSE to this being over.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      November 7, 2020 at 9:06 pm

      You spelled it wrong: H A R R I S.

      It was the only option on the mail-in ballots.

  • Michaelangelo's Nut Sack
    November 7, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    One fraud takes money from another fraud. Massachusetts 2020.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Michael Bergin
    November 7, 2020 at 11:32 am

    What the fuck is that thing, Jay! HO-LY-SHIT! It looks hurt! It’s a baby wheel, dude! We better call the Aquarium or something!

  • Sal O’Mal
    November 7, 2020 at 9:35 am

    Is everyone wearing their masks 24-7, indoors and out, like Charlie Parker says? Arrest me. Not gonna do it.

    • lol @ ratchets being poor
      November 7, 2020 at 10:33 am

      No, nobody cares. Bars don’t even want to open their kitchens late, so you don’t even have to get food.

      LOL @ people going out of business because of Charlie Parker.

      That’s what you wanted. That’s what you get.

  • Big Jim’s for you next Buzzzzzz
    November 7, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Ms. Phinney needs to get off Facebook and cut her lawn and shrubs. She resides in a real shit house. Show some respect for your neighbors for fuck sakes. Get back to the class room. These kids are going to be all screwed up. China’s main goal.

    November 7, 2020 at 12:30 am

    That chick lawyer is probably easier on the eyes after a six pack and a hit of acid…

    And “Stop and desist” is what the doctors told her momma the day she was born… nyuk nyuk nyuk 😉

    What a tool!

  • aka500
    November 6, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    Obviously a long lost friend doing pro bono work for this SJW. Charges TOTALLY without merit/scare tactics. See her later on Goldberg & Osborne ads.

    • King Lear
      November 7, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      Going going gone 3G law firm should give their lawyers some education about freedom of speech. Knuckleheads.

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 6, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    What would Kristen do for a Klondike bar? Probably the same thing her lawyer did to pass the BAR exam.

  • Hypocrite Hippo
    November 6, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Haha, now we know where to find the state of MA cheapest lawyer. Although, probably better off with a public defender fresh out of law school. No way the lazy ass that lives in Avon and works in Sharon is paying big lawyer money.

  • Delores
    November 6, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Glad I don’t have a kid in that trash bags class.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 6, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    I’m not interested in this shit right now. I’m more interested in making a plan if Harris becomes president. Military coup? Briefcase nuke in DC? Let’s come up with some ideas folks!

  • Muffalony
    November 6, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Only a truly desperate lawyer would write that letter. One ounce of self respect would prevent the average attorney from signing for a garbage claim like this one. The firm must be in a downward spiral to allow that shit to smear its letterhead. G3 Going Going Gone

  • Dryer Sheet
    November 6, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Check out her law firm’s webpage. Their front page is one big where they say they seek to represent businesses in covid lawsuits. Kiss that aspiration goodbye when word gets out that you are the law firm helping public employees stay home from work and get paid while little kids cry in front of their computers every day and have no friends. Asshole teacher. Asshole lawyer. Asshole has firm.

  • Mask ID
    November 6, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    This is fabulous. Scary yet fabulous ya?

  • Boe Jiden
    My two Shekels...
    November 6, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    The longer the lock downs stay in place in the modern world the greater the Global Economic Depression ensues. That is the sad reality. It truly will be the poor that suffer, especially in the “undeveloped” nations. There are social programs that will help those that need them in the U.S.
    The funding of which will be subject to governmental cuts.
    The public education system bloated with incompetence, and waste will face red ink as well.
    Those seeking reprieve from the onslaught will have a demented old bucket fuck puppet at the helm.
    I hope for the best.

    • Betty Ford
      November 6, 2020 at 9:08 pm

      The lockdowns are bullshit, its all about societal control. And now we have a dictatorship. Soon the tribunals will begin.

      • Boe Jiden
        @Betty Ford
        November 6, 2020 at 9:21 pm

        Keep your head down. Keep working. Pay no attention to the Theater of the Absurd. Let those who feel they know better suffer.
        Stand back, stand down, and take what is yours. It is not surrender, it is a quiet content. Work and watch the folly.
        It is the only solution. The virtue of selfishness.

        • lol @ city poverty in 2 years
          November 7, 2020 at 10:28 am

          Truth. I can’t wait for the carnage when people in cities become super poor

  • Local real local
    November 6, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    The lawyer is ba-fug-ly. It’s the women you take home after 10 beers then spend the next 2 weeks ducking her call.

    Why won’t you call me back?

    It’s the mistake you remember and want to shove a grapefruit spoon in your eye to dull the memory.

  • Betty Ford
    November 6, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Hey is Kristen a man? I think its a dude. I cant explain the kids, but lady looks like a dude.

  • Joe, from Joe's Abortion Clinics Inc
    November 6, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    We have an open appt @2pm on Wed for 2 adults. They need to bring (4) 5 gallon Home Depot buckets each. Let the babies live. They’re smarter than both of these idiots

  • Hunter S Biden drug addict
    November 6, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    Does anyone believe that the senile old cocksucker Biden got all those votes
    A totally corrupt piece of shit with a drug addicted pedophile son

    America is finished if this election stands

    Rise up take a stand against the liberal shit bags

    • Mr. Gull
      November 6, 2020 at 9:29 pm

      I do! He won fair and square.

  • Hunter S Biden drug addict
    November 6, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    Does anyone believe that the senile old cocksucker Biden got all those votes
    A totally corrupt piece of shit with a drug addicted pedophile son

    America is finished if this election stands

    Rise up take a stand against the liberal scum

  • Ayanna the bald douchebag
    November 6, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    The fat school teacher looks just like the transvestite from the movie pink flamingo

    The lawyer can be described with one word

  • KT
    November 6, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Lol I always get a kick out of people who threaten to sue over stupid shit. They’re usually the biggest pussies on the planet.

  • Crispy C
    November 6, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Let’s be honest, she is posting on facebook for attention. Especially all the fucking retarded hashtags.

    Well, she got the attention.

    Also, her shirt that says “1st Grade Tribe” with an arrow is HIGHLY offensive to Native Americans. How could a teacher be so racist!?

  • What a sow. The both of em.
    November 6, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Heres what a good ethical lawyer would have said. If you do not want your shit blasted all over the internet for making stupid comments. Do not make stupied comments on the internet. If you do not want pictures of you or your children on the internet. then do not post pictures of your children all over the internet. It’s a public forum, anything gos. It’s no different than someone taking your picture in a public place. It’s no different than someone calling you out on the street for making a stupid comment.

    You’re both unethical idiots and should have your heads banged together to knock some sence into you both.

    • Yale
      November 6, 2020 at 9:00 pm

      This is obviously a desperate lawyer. Who takes a case like this? How did that phone call go:
      Hey, lawyer lady, I don’t want to go to work and I said so on the interwebs. I want to sue people who said they don’t agree with me because they were mean.

      This is not a legal issue. The lady needs a counselor and some big girl pants. A normal lawyer would have told her that. This one was surely the bottom of her class.

  • Antigonus the One Eyed
    November 6, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Forgotten all about this knave, nice work, Streisand!

  • Masks is a law
    November 6, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    She didn’t get the memo I guess. This law is not good for some people. I like it.

    • Hillary
      November 6, 2020 at 9:37 pm

      Laws are for little people.

  • Jane Goodall
    November 6, 2020 at 5:12 pm


  • Hailstorm
    November 6, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    One day I was a court . Someone tried to sue me for something that I put in the ad “as is”. I never been to court before I was a cold hearted wreck!
    So I hired a stupid ass Lawyer. Do you know the judge said to me right in front of my lawyer that I need to sue my lawyer for my money back because I did better than my lawyer did and if I didn’t jump in and take over I was going to lose. Lawyers suck ass especially this Michaela chick. She is a boot leg lawyer smh

  • Dewey Screwem and Howe
    November 6, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Do lawyers know that people aren’t afraid of them and their tactics. See a letter from an attorney is about as frightening as getting a scam call from India. I tell them both to fuck off

    • Nigerian Prince
      November 6, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      You are wise not to fall for con men.

      I would be grateful for your intelligent assistance in converting a money order to dollars, and would handsomely reward you for your good service. Please inform your banking information where I can wire your 30% commission.

  • Judge dread
    November 6, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    I love it when people point out to these $300/hr lawyers how the internet works. I bet they charged that cunt $3000 for that letter.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 6, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    That attorney looks like she has a drawer full of dental dams and leaves her favorite “life is good” t-shirt on during sex.

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    November 6, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    It looks like she spends off time by stuffing her fat face all day. Fat loser cunt

  • Orion
    November 6, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Well holy shit, looks like Brian Baumgartner in drag. Love this: “defamatory statements”. She posted all that shit HERSELF! Then she just cried when it led to someone justifiably calling her out on it.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 6, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Once we are done harvesting the ballots in Nv Az Ga Nc and Pa we shall declare Biden President! Mazel tov comrades!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      November 6, 2020 at 4:24 pm

      I believe you mean “Harris,” Senator. It’s spelled Harris.

      • hartf811
        Beverly Farms
        November 6, 2020 at 4:32 pm

        Biden has the life expectancy in office of a helicopter door gunner in Vietnam. Harris is only there to push him down the stairs the first chance she gets. “Heels up Harris” is the ultimate Manchurian Candidate!

        • Bob the Janitor
          November 6, 2020 at 6:59 pm

          I’ve been following Biden with a mop for years. Harris doesn’t need to push him, he’ll fall down the stairs after slipping on his own drool.

        • Freedom takes balls
          November 6, 2020 at 8:01 pm

          Young man,
          A door gunner in Nam lived quite long. Not like the guys in the bush. Hell, he probably had a longer life expectancy than most. I will still view him as a true veteran. He deserves his veteran plate on his vehicle, unlike the guys from desert storm and the rest. Sorry, hearing a bomb going off down the road shouldn’t put those in the same group as the Nam guys and those before them. Just my opinion. I always respected all those guys that didn’t talk about it or put Veteran plates on the cars…..

          • juror seven esq.
            November 8, 2020 at 5:51 pm

            Freedom, Are you a veteran? Do you understand that Veterans that opted for veterans plate pay a higher fee each time they renew. Veterans that have been awarded medals for valor ( Purple Heart, Bronze Star, Silver Star not pay any fee.) The higher fee results in the money going to support the two veteran’s homes in Massachusetts. Holyoke and Chelsea.
            Speaking as a Vietnam veteran that has had Veterans plates from the beginning I always hoped that if I was stopped for a driving infraction I might be given some leeway. This didn’t mean I could drive and ignore the laws of the road.

  • Ron Jeremy
    November 6, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Kristen Phinney to me sounds like she is a real CUNT. She is!!

  • Roberti
    November 6, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Great analysis Turtleboy, love it when you point out how stupid some lawyers are, keep up the great work!

    • lol @ people who bought expensive houses when they get laid off soon
      November 6, 2020 at 6:58 pm

      When I see retards show up on Turtleboy, first thing I do is MassLandRecords their house and see what’s up. No reason, just curiosity.

      It’s funny to see where people live and how much they put down on their houses and shit. And then you can judge them if you know them personally of how savvy/broke they are.

      This woman’s husband does all the work. And her pussy probably smells awful.

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