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Botox Bandit Is Robbing Salons From Boston To Natick, Getting Free Treatment And Stealing Botox Like It’s Going Out Of Style

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Here’s something you don’t see every day out of Natick……

Oh man, someone tell this poor lady that $500 worth of botox isn’t going to make a lick of a difference. When you’ve clearly gotten the shit kicked out of you by life this many times, there’s simply no coming back.

Of course the fucked up thing is she actually posed for the “before” pictures, knowing damn well she was there to get free treatment and leave with a bottle of botox.

Oh, and it wasn’t her first stop of the day:

Have mercy. It somehow was worse!! Her face looks like Route 31 going from Spencer to Charlton.

Anyway, someone as to know who this botox bandit is. Guarantee she has a cabinet full of Google trophies and has left a trail of destruction behind her. Let us know if you know who she is. God willing she’s got a Facebook page and it is wide open.

11 Comment(s)
  • Botox ain’t cutting it...
    January 22, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    Chick needs more than Botox for that face….
    Natick PD Post is hilarious!

  • A chef
    January 22, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    Hey route 31 is all replaced, beautiful and smooth now unlike this chicks face that resembles North st. in N.Brookfield. I drive on both roads how my car has survived is a testament to its will to stay in one piece.

  • vicxh
    January 22, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    I could give her copious loads of face cream for free if she asked ….

  • Finn
    January 22, 2018 at 11:42 am

    I’m curious what name[s] she used to book the services. If they’re the same, maybe she uses that alias a lot (facebook, email, etc.). It will interesting to see (I’m sure it won’t take long) how it unfolds (get it? unfolds – like wrinkles… [a swing and a miss]).

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    January 22, 2018 at 11:18 am

    The funniest part of this story is that there is someone at the Natick PD who writes like TB!

    Who says da police don’t have a sense of humor?

  • Garbonzo Gregory
    January 22, 2018 at 10:48 am

    She’s sort of cute in that Aaron Paul, full stroke, and Finn, full felch with fist sort of way. My interest is peeked!

  • God! The stories SUCK!!!
    January 22, 2018 at 10:47 am

    Do you have anything else TurtleBoy? You’re are desperately reaching for ANY SORT OF STORY that you can publish! This is getting SO FUCKING OLD!!!

    If you don’t get something new (besides the same old nonsense), no one will want to read this shit!

    You just don’t get it!

    you’re getting stale!

    Should someone start digging the grave, and engraving the tombstone, for YOU?

    • itsjustme
      January 22, 2018 at 11:09 am

      You know you don’t have to come to their website, you don’t have to read their articles, you don’t have to comment if you don’t like it.
      Seems to me plenty of people are still reading, hell even you read it, and you claim to hate them.

      • Republican Meanie
        January 22, 2018 at 12:03 pm

        You know how the leftists are. They don’t like hearing about stuff they don’t agree with, so everyone has to shut up with their different opinions or they’ll smash store fronts, piss into ATM machines and destroy cop cars. Think like a bratty 5 year old, and you’ve basically got their mindset down to a T.

    • Diane Woods emerson
      January 22, 2018 at 1:01 pm

      Stfu. If the only thing TBS posted was police dept posts with a commentary it would be a great blog. My guess is you have been a feature before. Just saying.

  • Doctor
    January 22, 2018 at 10:37 am

    She needs more than botox.

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