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Boxboro Gothpoon With $2K GoFundMe Filled With Lies For Her Credit Card Debts And Fiance’s Medical Bills Is Same Chick Who Left Multiple Voicemails Threatening To Sue Us For Weed For Ride To Prison Blog

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Boxboro.


  • Woman with no kids want $2,000
  • “Fiance” Chris got laid off after being hit by a car, by an employer she doesn’t name, and the details surrounding it are unexplained
  • She was not working so as to be with him in the ICU during his home recovery, even though an ICU is a place inside a hospital
  • In the very same sentence she also claims to be working two jobs, but says it’s not enough
  • Later on she says she has one part time job but is “frantically” looking for another
  • She maxed out her credit cards and drained her “savings” for “food” and “medical necessities”
  • He needs $900 for insulin, because he has no insurance, even though he lives in a state where free health insurance exists for deadbeats like them
  • The DMV suspended her fiance’s license due to a “clerical error,” and even though they “admitted” it was their fault, they will not reinstate his license until January 9, which shouldn’t matter because according to him he is basically bed-ridden and needs constant attention so he probably shouldn’t be driving anyway.

  • The money she’d be raising would go to their electric bill and their many, many debts.
  • Currently they can’t even afford groceries!
  • Also, the money will be used for their three cat’s medical bills, two of who are elderly and need frequent assistance.
  • She is “ashamed” that she would be in this position as she hates asking people for money

If the name Zahrah Ceryanek rings a bell it’s because we blogged about her twice last year. Trust me, she is far from ashamed to do this, and it’s not the first time she’s been tied to online panhandling.

Here’s a refresher:

  • Her friend posted on the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook page, asking people for a ride to visit her friend in a Maine prison, who had just been arrested for murder. In exchange for the ride she offered Subway and marijuana along the way.

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  • The friend she was visiting (Tia Ludwick), and whose innocence she proclaimed, has since plead guilty for her role in the killing and was sentenced to 17 years behind bars.
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  • The woman offering strangers a ride to prison threatened us with a deformation lawsuit, as did others defending her. She went so far as messaging Attorney Richard N. Vulva, which will never, ever get old.

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  • One of the friends supporting the weed for ride to prison goth chick was Zahrah, who is now telling inconsistent stories (AKA lies) while begging strangers to pay her bills because she and her fiance are deadbeats. Zahrah left 5 extremely confident voicemails, explaining that she was “well versed, knowledgable on what she’s saying, knowledgable on the legal actions and rights that Tiara has regarding this blog.”

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I had a feeling she’d be back. Red Danny Margolis used that voicemail she left to try to paint us as heartless because we made a grown woman cry. In reality she’s not really crying, she just thought she was hot shit, poked the turtle, threatened us, didn’t like the blowback she brought upon herself, and pretended to cry for pity. Because she’s a pathological liar who can’t stop pretending that despite being young, able bodied white chick, she is somehow a victim.

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I’m not even going to bother going through the many numerous and obvious lies in her GoFundMe, because there’s too many to count. A good start would be NOT HAVING THREE CATS if you can’t even take care of yourself. Especially when two of them are allegedly sick. Give them to actual adults who can care for their needs.

All you need to know is that if you’re in your 20’s, and you’re able bodied, and you have no kids, no one gives a shit about your shitty financial predicament. Try raising a harem of crotch fruits (don’t actually try this, please) who constantly need shit they have no intention of paying for. Try working 60 hours a week and barely being able to make ends meet. Jesus H. Christ, we live in one of the greatest welfare states that has ever existed. I work my ass off not only to provide for my family, but to give gothpoons like this free shit. But it’s never enough for them, they always want more, and they always blame everyone but themselves. Piece of advice – try taking actual responsibility for your life and take care of your own problems.

13 Comment(s)
  • Boner Champ
    December 9, 2018 at 11:35 am

    I’d donate the entire goal of the go fund me for a night with a hotty like her.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 9, 2018 at 8:05 am

    I saw her in line in Leicester.
    Got iassed when I asked her to sign my turtle shirt.

  • Judge Dread
    December 9, 2018 at 2:02 am

    HOLD THE PHONE! her douche canoe boyfriend is at the “range” firing what appears to be a pellet gun??? oh wow this emo cam girl whore should be so proud. call the irs and narc this emo cam whore slutsteak.

    hey if she is old enough to get full chest tats, she is def old enough to pay uncle same income tax on all those cam shows she clearly does. and if you mess around with her? she’ll send her pellet gun boy toy after you to do something like, piss his skinny jeans and flee in terror once a real individual or a LEO draws down on him and nearly kills him.

    I wish this dumpster fire emo slut and her pellet/airsoft “i’m too hardcore for the marines, i play in eSports” chudstuffer to end up on Live PD only to get chased down by a dog, bitten, tasered, thrown into a fence, tasered again only to end up with both of them getting the “Rodney King Special” aka PR-24 beat down.

    • AC
      December 9, 2018 at 6:03 am

      While most of your comment is 100% on point, I’m pretty sure that was the gutter Muppet who plead guilty to a murder charge

  • z
    December 7, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    I swear, someone could make a killing off of a percentage of GFM donations by being a a continuity editor on the stories.

    That person vets the story so it doesn’t have swiss cheese holes in it. When it reads as something perfectly reasonable then it goes online. These chuds aren’t capable of it. That person would be the GFM Scam Story Editor.

    But, what do I know, people donate even if the story doesn’t make a lick of sense.

  • Drago
    December 7, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    “He needs $900 for insulin, because he has no insurance, even though he lives in a state where free health insurance exists for deadbeats like them”

    $900/vial? That must be the Aged Napoleon Reserve XO Insulin.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 8, 2018 at 10:09 am

      One, or both, probably have that disease that’s going around.

  • Turdchomper
    December 7, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    I’m new here so I missed the 1st time around…but on her crying message she complained that people wanted to fuck her in the ass…like that’s a bad thing? Goth girls arent the same since I left Philly in the 90’s. Smh.

  • TrumpGuy69
    December 7, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    I’d still take that Italian cutie from Braintreel, at least over this broad.

  • Mr. Reality
    December 7, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    If you have a functional vagina, are mostly sane, and have a reasonable grasp of basic hygiene, there is absolutely no reason to be economically challenged in this day and age. Or in any day and age. But especially in this day and age.

    You can’t eat morals anyway, and they ain’t going to keep you warm, so pitch ’em aside and use what God gave you.

  • Dominic
    December 7, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Going to the voicemail from that one chick, “idk where you get off thinking you can say that… so the first amendment i get it but-“ what a retard

  • Ozzy
    December 7, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    I would take a ride on her crazy train. then let her off at the station….

  • Y
    December 7, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Hey Zimbabwe, I’ll give you a couple of dollars, but you gotta earn them the hard (dick) way?

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