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Desk girl isn’t the only naughty south shore ginger….
A Braintree woman has been charged with her third drunk driving offense after blowing through a red light in a Weymouth intersection on Memorial Day, police said. Katelyn Devine, 35, is charged with third offense drunken driving, negligent operation of a motor vehicle and failure to stop at a traffic light. She was arraigned in Quincy District Court Tuesday and is being held on $1,000 cash bail.
Officer Joseph Sgambato said he had just driven into the intersection of West Street and Main Street at a green light when a car ran a red light to make a left turn from West Street onto Main. Sgambato had to slam on his breaks to avoid the car, a police report said. The vehicle, driven by Devine, then proceeded down Main Street in two lanes before she was pulled over.
When the officer asked Devine for her license and registration, she stared blankly at him and smelled strongly of alcohol, Sgambato reported. Police said Devine told them she has been drinking earlier in the night and went through the motions of smoking a cigarette in her hand even though it was unlit. She was unsteady on her feet when she exited the vehicle and during booking at the police station told officers “this is a big inconvenience to me,” the report said.
The ginger is strong in this one. Getting arrested for yet another DUI is big inconvenience for sure. Sure, she could’ve just avoided it by not drinking and driving, or at least not making it blatantly obvious by going through a red light directly in front of a cop. But it’s inconvenient nonetheless, particularly since she has four kids, who no doubt are used to a life of disappointment and broken promises, waiting for her at home.
Gingers should have to have a license to reproduce. I think we can all agree on that much.
Nevertheless, her story isn’t over yet….
Believe me, she’s got at least 4-5 DUI’s left in her.
Her Facebook links basically sum up her lifestyle….
“Mommy drinks wine and swears.” Never saw that one coming.
Or this one…
Or this one…
Because she’s a master of good decision making.
She had a right to upset with the cops. After all, everyone knows she’s a ride or die bitch…
She rides in the car and you die.
She’s out at the bars, looking to pick up the riff-raff that stumbled in from Quincy, because she’s not a regular Mom, she’s a hot Mom.
Who wouldn’t wanna take this home?
No wonder she was so inconvenienced. She was on her way to get some south shore cervix scraper before she was so rudely interrupted by the police officer.
She subscribes to a lot of addiction and recovery pages
Which is a great mix when she’s getting updates from Bacardi too.
Shockingly it appears as if baby daddy is not around…
Obviously because he ain’t shit. After all, who wouldn’t want to settle down with this fire haired princess?
She’s clearly a hot commodity in the Braintree area, which is why so many other women envy her…..
Nevertheless she’s all about that healthy lifestyle…
Oh, and she may or may not be reproducing again if she can find a guy at last call who’s willing to toss her some pity D…
So yea, if you’re driving around Braintree at 2 AM just be on the lookout for the Braintree Gingerlush, because chances are some she’s been slamming down the Bacardi and is on the way to meet up with a future baby daddy who “ain’t shit,” but nevertheless will be granted access to her drunken tampon tunnel. And she doesn’t stop at red lights.