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Bridgewater Meat Donkey Lawyer Smuggles Drugs To Gangsta Clients In Plymouth Jail, Lost Custody Of Kid, Posts On Facebook About Shitty Parents, Death To Drug Dealers, And Clients She Stole Money From

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NECNA Massachusetts woman faced a judge on Thursday on charges she used her attorney privileges to smuggle drugs into the Plymouth County House of Correction. Elana Gordon, 42, of Bridgewater, was arrested Wednesday after an investigation that spanned several months and one that stems from another probe into the movement of narcotics through Brockton Superior Court, according to State Police detectives assigned to the Plymouth County District Attorney’s office. Prosecutors say Gordon, who is an attorney, was involved with an inmate and his sister to get drugs into the Plymouth House of Correction. Those drugs would then be sold to other inmates.

On May 4, investigators said Gordon gained entrance to the jail and allegedly passed Suboxone strips in manila envelopes to an inmate. Suboxone is a controlled substance used to treat pain as well as opioid dependence.

“When the investigators at the Plymouth County House of corrections opened up these envelopes, they found 61 strips of Suboxone. They were slipping through the envelope,” said a court prosecutor. “A strip of Suboxone in the House of correction goes for approximately $200 a strip, which was approximately $12,000 worth of product that this defendant was bringing in to the Plymouth County House of Correction.”

Gordon was held on a $1,000 cash bail. She is due back in court on June 11.

When I first saw this story I thought we had a Better Call Saul situation on our hands. A lawyer gets geedy, gets a little too close to drug dealers and does something she regrets.

Turns out she’s just a full blown, 1,000 ratcheteer.

She has 7 current restraining order out on her currently.

She lost custody of her daughter in May of 2016.

And her Facebook page is filled with angry clients trying to get her to call them back about cases….

Or how they paid her for services that were never rendered…

This twatwaffle apparently doesn’t understand irony either, as she frequently posts about shitty parents who walk away from their kids….

What piece of shit dope dealers are, and how they should receive the death penalty…

Meanwhile, this is the “client” she was feeding drugs to in prison, using her privilege as a lawyer….

Around 3:40 a.m. on March 26, their windows closed on a chilly night, residents of Kittredge Street in Roslindale were jolted awake by the sound of gunfire. It was, a federal indictment charges today, an attempt by a member of a Jamaica Plain gang to murder an associate of a rival Jamaica Plain gang who was living near the intersection with Cliftondale.

Federal, state and local authorities today announced the indictments of 66 Boston-area gang members, including members of the 18th Street Gang – whose feud with MS-13 left four teenagers dead – and the Boylston Street gang of Jamaica Plain, which has been violently feuding with the Mozart Street gang for years.

Officials say the people named in the indictment are responsible for drug dealing and violence from Rhode Island to New Hampshire.. In addition to arrests, officials said 70 firearms had been seized.

In wiretaps, described by an ATF agent involved in the investigation, the feds listened in as alleged Boylston member Jassel “Shells” Castillo discussed how he emptied his gun trying – without success – to shoot a member of the Mozart gang outside 44 Kittredge St. early on March 26:

That hit, I just missed, bro. But, bro, the first shot I aimed it at his head, n****. Yo, I swear to God that when that n**** seen me he seen death …. He – bro- he act- he played it off like I hit him bro. So you know? That’s some s***, bro. But, yo, the first bro, as soon as he noticed me I put the gun to his head n**** I just rosed it up. Bam n****! I even close, I never forgot, I even closed one eye and everything, n****. Aiming down the sight at his head. That s*** just said boom n***, almost smack me in the face n****. I had to bring that s*** down to keep shooting at this n****.

I, I let those six go in like twice, in like in two seconds. He started like ducking and tryna, tryna dip off, n****. I just bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. … He … and then I’m hot, bro. You know you’re supposed to count your shots my n****. I clicked it again and it just said “click” and then oh s*** n****. N****, if he wouldn’t have been runnin’, he’d heard me clicking like that …

Nice guy!! Just a reminder…

FACKS! Too many young kids are dying from drugs. That’s why she feeds drugs to gang bangers in prison for killing kids.

I’m just in awe that this meat donkey passed the bar and was licensed to practice law in a real, live courtroom in Massachusetts…

Don’t let them say you can’t grow up to be anything you want to be kids!!

6 Comment(s)
    April 4, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Haaa what a fckn loozzaaa!!

  • Wabbitt
    May 22, 2018 at 9:02 am

    Oh yeah – but Trump is a racist and LITERALLY HITLER for calling these people animals. Read the press release – the gang is feuding with MS-13! The violent, murdering, raping maniacs who routinely rape women and then chop them up.

    But don’t call them animals! You’ll make Nancy Pelosi, Granny Warren, and the soyboy brigade cry!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Tony "the ant" Spilotro
    May 21, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    What is it with all these puttana’s and the “duck lips” in their photos? She’s slipping Suboxone into jail to that Spic with the hope he’ll slip that nasty uncut tamale to her when he gets out? It shows that any asshole can become a scheister.

  • El Jefe
    May 21, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Jesus, I want to say she goes to my gym. She doesn’t do much in the way of working, but I swear that is her.

  • vicxh
    May 21, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    I guess she will find out first hand what it is like to lick those suboxone stamps on the other side…
    She seems to have a nice tongue which will come in handy during her prison stay

  • TJB
    May 21, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    Guinea?….looks more like a spicbone to me. Passing drugs to prisoners, totally screwing the whole corrections purpose. Special place in hell for this tamalè.

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