The dog days of summer are upon us, and while Bridgewater’s two neighboring towns, Brockton and Taunton, have police diving head first into unparalleled waves of crime, Bridgewater police are fighting back tears of laughter as they are continually befuddled by the insane actions of their kooky residents. Is there something in the running water in this town?? I mean I’ve heard of the Bridgewater triangle, but even paranormal activity can’t explain some of this behavior, what is wrong with these people?!?!
Featured in this month’s Bridgewater PD top ten tweets we have the always obnoxious bark mimicker. Nobody likes this guy at parties
The kleptomaniac third-grader
No one likes a sore winner
You mean inviting strangers you meet from Craigslist to your home address is dangerous? I’ve been doing it all wrong
Teenagers walking down a main road in their tighty-whities at 9 am. NBD
Very suspicious ….
And you call the police for this? …
These are the types of kids that grow up and join ISIS
Sounds safe
WTF is wrong with these people?!?!
Stay crazy Bridgewater. Don’t ever change. I already can’t wait to see next month’s top ten
7 Comment(s)
The guy in the shirt on the side of the road strikes again!!
Screw this guy for posting a screenshot of the train tweet with that girl mentioning me. I just wanted to watch the choo choos and jerk it a little
I wouldn’t mind tongue-punching that Micheal Thomas’s fart box!
You completely missed the one where someone reported their dog was missing, and their neighbor had posted on Facebook about getting a new pet.
Hey is that fat bastard a picture of Jeffrey Neal? Nice speedo Jeff.
Aw, look at how much you miss me. I bet you’re thinking about me all the time these days. I love being up inside your head like this. You used your one phone call and mommy didn’t answer. No cops outside my door. Kiss, kiss… LOSER!
I wouldn’t mind tongue-punching that Alyssa’s fart box! 😀