The dog days of summer are upon us, and while Bridgewater’s two neighboring towns, Brockton and Taunton, have police diving head first into unparalleled waves of crime, Bridgewater police are fighting back tears of laughter as they are continually befuddled by the insane actions of their kooky residents. Is there something in the running water in this town?? I mean I’ve heard of the Bridgewater triangle, but even paranormal activity can’t explain some of this behavior, what is wrong with these people?!?!
Featured in this month’s Bridgewater PD top ten tweets we have the always obnoxious bark mimicker. Nobody likes this guy at parties
The kleptomaniac third-grader
No one likes a sore winner
You mean inviting strangers you meet from Craigslist to your home address is dangerous? I’ve been doing it all wrong
Teenagers walking down a main road in their tighty-whities at 9 am. NBD
Very suspicious ….
And you call the police for this? …
These are the types of kids that grow up and join ISIS
WTF is wrong with these people?!?!
Stay crazy Bridgewater. Don’t ever change. I already can’t wait to see next month’s top ten