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Bridgewater Police Twitter Comedy Show Never Fails To Disappoint

The dog days of summer are upon us, and while Bridgewater’s two neighboring towns, Brockton and Taunton, have police diving head first into unparalleled waves of crime, Bridgewater police are fighting back tears of laughter as they are continually befuddled by the insane actions of their kooky residents.  Is there something in the running water in this town?? I mean I’ve heard of the Bridgewater triangle, but even paranormal activity can’t explain some of this behavior, what is wrong with these people?!?!

Featured in this month’s Bridgewater PD top ten tweets we have the always obnoxious bark mimicker.  Nobody likes this guy at parties



The kleptomaniac third-grader



No one likes a sore winner


You mean inviting strangers you meet from Craigslist to your home address is dangerous? I’ve been doing it all wrong




Teenagers walking down a main road in their tighty-whities at 9 am. NBD



Very suspicious ….



And you call the police for this? …



These are the types of kids that grow up and join ISIS


Sounds safe



WTF is wrong with these people?!?!





Stay crazy Bridgewater. Don’t ever change. I already can’t wait to see next month’s top ten

7 Comment(s)
  • turtle boys momma
    July 19, 2015 at 3:57 am

    The guy in the shirt on the side of the road strikes again!!

  • Tyler "Food Reviewer" White
    July 18, 2015 at 11:19 pm

    Screw this guy for posting a screenshot of the train tweet with that girl mentioning me. I just wanted to watch the choo choos and jerk it a little

  • Tim Hagen
    July 17, 2015 at 10:38 am

    I wouldn’t mind tongue-punching that Micheal Thomas’s fart box!

  • Kurbs
    July 16, 2015 at 1:38 pm

    You completely missed the one where someone reported their dog was missing, and their neighbor had posted on Facebook about getting a new pet.

  • Shark Attack
    July 15, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Hey is that fat bastard a picture of Jeffrey Neal? Nice speedo Jeff.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      July 15, 2015 at 9:51 pm

      Aw, look at how much you miss me. I bet you’re thinking about me all the time these days. I love being up inside your head like this. You used your one phone call and mommy didn’t answer. No cops outside my door. Kiss, kiss… LOSER!

  • COB
    July 15, 2015 at 11:20 am

    I wouldn’t mind tongue-punching that Alyssa’s fart box! 😀

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