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Bridgewater State Professor Pegatron Arrested For Eating Ass Of Student Who Sent Him Noodz And Accepted His Money After Meeting On Sugar Daddy Website


The South Coast Today published an article over the weekend about about pervy Bridgewater State professor Nicholas Pirelli after he was arrested last week for raping a student.

Here’s what we know:

  • The incident happened in October
  • The student was  not one of his students and met him on a website for sugar babies and sugar daddies
  • She sent noodz and he sent noodz back along with pictures of his sex toy collection
  • When he found out she was a student at BSU he wrote ,”we will have to be discreet” in a message to her
  • He was looking for a chick to dominate him, peg him, whip him – the Steve Levine special
  • He sent her Venmo payments of $5, $20, and $50 to go “shopping” and take a cab (what year is this?) to meet him
  • He contacted her to meet up in his office in the school library to “help her with an essay”
  • When she got there he locked the door and they actually worked on the essay for 30 minutes while he sat at his desk and she sat in a beanbag chair
  • He made his move and leaned over and stuck his tongue down her throat as she sat in the beanbag chair, and she said she felt “trapped” because it was in the corner of the room
  • She put her hands in front of her chase in an attempt to keep him away
  • He then “performed forcible anal oral sex on her”
  • She told the cops that it was unwanted and just went there to work on her essay and résumé
  • She reported the incident to her two roommates the night it allegedly occurred and detectives found her credible
  • He lied to police several times, including claiming that he didn’t know the student and denied sending her money, before changing his story that he “may have” known her and had her in his office alone
  • When asked about the unwanted touching he said, “that is extreme,” said that he did nothing wrong, and denied any physical encounter with the student
  • Bridgewater State Police did not find his story credible, and he lied about things that were easy to confirm
  • He continued to communicate with the woman afterwards and she even met up with him to “appease him,” because she wanted to “let him down easy” so as not to hurt her chances of obtaining a job through the school

Sources tell us that he’s asked women to put a ball gag in his mouth, peg him up the glory hole with a strap on, and then urinate on him. I know we’re not supposed to judge people for what they’re into sexually, but if you’re into that kind of shit I’m gonna go ahead and judge you anyway. It doesn’t mean that you’re a rapist, it just means that you’re definitely more likely to rape than someone who doesn’t like to get urinated on after being dominated by a sugar baby.

I gotta be honest here – this is the least sympathetic victim ever. Not that I don’t believe this guy is a lying rapist, because I do. But what exactly did she think she was going to his office for? She sent him noodz, she accepted his money, she met him on an app where women go to meet older dudes specifically so they can get free shit in return for sex, she knew he was a freak, and she admitted that she kept talking to him afterwards because it could benefit her with a job down the lie. She also wasn’t his student, so why would she go to his office to “work on an essay?” That is straight out of the Zack Morris playbook, if Zack Morris was into eating ass and rape. Which in hindsight he probably was.

With that said, no still means no. And the fact that she pushed him away should’ve ended it right then and there. Others are saying that this guy is well known for this sort of shit, and quite frankly rape fantasies are part of the kink lifestyle. I’m sure he’s pulled this move before and it’s worked out for him because he’s a freak and the kind of chick who accepts venmo payments to be a sugar baby probably has daddy issues to begin with. Once you get in that zone that every chick wants you to dominate them I would imagine it’s hard to snap back to reality because you view women as objects for you to get off on.

So yea, gun to my head I’m confident he did this, and the fact that he lied to police about it makes him seem more guilty. He’s obviously an arrogant fuckbag who acts recklessly and isn’t used to consequences. Just look at this douchebag:

That mother fucker is into some freaky shit. I can tell just by looking at him.

He’s also a well respected member of the community. Peep the resume:

He served in the town government of Stoughton, ran Canton’s park rec, and was very involved in boy scouts. And we all know that no creepy men have ever gotten involved in the boy scouts. Ever.

But when the doors were closed her was a freak. Which is fine, as long as you don’t perform your bizarre fantasies on unwilling third parties. I bet you anything there are more chicks out there who will come forward. Guys like this don’t just start eating ass without consent and go cold turkey. They do it because it worked before and no one said shit. If you’ve ever dealt with this guy and have something to add feel free to send me an email at Then maybe go to the police too.


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70 Comment(s)
  • The truth
    March 22, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Working on the student’s resume and career advice???? I’m willing to bet Nick told the student she didn’t have the academic credentials and work experience to interview for a job at the college. She cried rape and will get said job at college.

  • More women making more allegations
    March 13, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    According to today’s NYPost, which cites the Globe, more women have come forward with claims against this winner.

  • Why?
    March 11, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    The things people do when they’re horny…you let someone fuck you in your ass…they can hold that over your head your entire life…how’s your reputation? Was it worth it? That shit must hurt

  • I think it's obvious who I am.
    March 11, 2020 at 1:02 am

    Guy is guilty of being a complete perverted freak.
    Is he guilty of rape?
    She didn’t run out of the library and dial 911 right then and there, right? No, she goes and tells her friends that night about his tongue punch n munch job on her nether hole.
    Too bad there wasn’t audio.
    Wench- “Ungh, oh, what are you doing?”
    Professor Perv- “Mmmschlurp, just relax, nommlalalammmmph.”
    Wench- “Hey, I’ll give you twenty minutes to stop that! Mmmm, nnngh ooohhh!”

    Yeah, I think she’s confusing regret with rape, willfully. There should be a penalty for that and make it a harsh one.

    She sounds deserving of a dry, divebombing dick to the doodoo chute.

    For the record, when it’s not for discipline, you don’t deserve to stick what you aren’t willing to lick.
    That’s for all of you saying how gross it is to give it a kiss but still willing to slide a spit slicked meatstick up the back side.

  • WeRFucked
    March 10, 2020 at 7:14 am

    This hole thing smells like shit. Anyway you clean it up… it still shits. I don’t get some kinks. Would you really lick a pile of human feces? I try and clean my asshole everyday. In the shower, and after taking a shit. Even with the cleanest anus, I don’t want anyone’s tongue back there, no matter how good you tell me it may feel. People are fucking weird. Getting pissed on? Seriously? What kind of a woman finds that hot? A crazy bitch.
    A man, getting fucked in the ass? Okay, that I can see… if you’re gay. And even then I don’t truly get it, but I ain’t doing it, so have at it gays. A ball gag? Fucking mental illness.
    A whore who goes on any website looking to sell her pictures for money is just that. a whore. Any woman expecting a man to just shell out money to a complete stranger with nothing expected is a stupid asshole. Way to profit from the #metoo movement. This bitch just hurt those women who are real victims. Fuck her. And lick her asshole….

  • chris tranos in rockport
    March 10, 2020 at 1:07 am

    he tasted her stink star, yew that’s so icky. let’s see a picture of the wench so we can check out her turd cutter/stink whistle

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 10, 2020 at 12:09 am

    eating ass is not a new fad diet, as the Professor might have thought, led there by a nood Mary Ann. as for the D/s lifestyle Uncle, i think you might need to read up on this Nature. Kinks are not as simple as spelling Lola.

  • Jane Wyman
    March 9, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    He’ll be popular with the expected shortage of toilet paper due to Covid 19. Gross, talk about bad breath. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 9, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    To have ones Butt munched takes a little bit of time,effort and cooperation. I’m not buying this. The young girl took money willingly and obviously the sugar daddy got the shit end of the stick.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      March 9, 2020 at 10:53 pm

      Brilliant HM!

  • whatevuh
    March 9, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    so, let me get this straight, if you tell this guy to eat shit, he’ll do it?

  • Frank Rizzo
    March 9, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Where’s the picture of the bitch? And I bet she liked getting her salad tossed, I know I do! Luv, Frankie da Rizz

  • Greta Thundberg
    March 9, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    Anal eating? Eww sewer chewer. You can’t even kiss a guy now without getting a disease.
    5, 20 and 50? Yeah real ‘sugar daddy’ right there. And if you’re good, he might take you to chik filet!

    PS How dare you!

  • Puddintaine
    March 9, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Money bet the civil suit against the school doesn’t even hit court n settles at least 6 figures.

  • Who Flung Cum
    March 9, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Most men are germaphobes UNTIL ass eating is on the table. We are goddamn animals.

    • hartf811
      Charleston Heston
      March 9, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      Damned dirty apes

  • Bob
    March 9, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    This women’s story sounds like complete bullshit. Everything that he was asking for, were submissive actions. Yet she is claiming that he forced her. That’s not submissive and would be a complete turnoff to him. But besides that, this is exactly why you never ever talk to cops. He is a professor and she is a student. If he admitted that he fucked her, he’s going to get fired. So he stupidly lied about knowing her to save his job. Well now if this goes to trial, the prosecutor is going to repeatedly bring up how he lied about knowing her. His credibility is completely shot because he tried to say his job by lying. If you are ever brought in for questioning about anything, your response should be, I will not answer any questions without an attorney present and full immunity.

  • Milky Mike
    March 9, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    How does forced anal eating even happen? Is this even a thing? I’m not buying the sex worker’s story

    March 9, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    My points about woman have proved true once again! Funny how I’m always right. Tb you’re a fukin idiot if you believe this chick. Wahhman weaponize the police and court on a daily basis. Yet here you are believing this chick. Are you not currently being sued and in jeopardy of a harrassment order because of a few wahhmann? Is it going to take a false rape allegation against you to open your eyes? You tell people not to believe the wahhmans who are taking you to court but here you are saying we should believe this woman? Did you not just blog about a chick who makes up fake rape claims a few weeks ago or did you somehow forget that already? Damn dude get it together! You flip flop more than a fish out of water. many people have called you out on your flip flopping.

  • capone181
    Bill Clinton
    March 9, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Once you get by the smell, you got it licked.

    • Hillary Clinton
      March 9, 2020 at 4:37 pm

      That’s what I was saying about Huma Abedin (Mrs. Carlos Danger)

  • Turtleboy the White Knight Faggot
    March 9, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Taking the side of the lying whore and ruing this guy’s reputation. Fuck off Turtledick.

  • Smells like extortion
    March 9, 2020 at 4:04 pm


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 9, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    He’s an idiot, but her story is very hard to believe as well

  • Rape and Racism. 2 Way Way Way Overused Words
    March 9, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    I told him he could fuck me for 50 but then i decided that his prurple throbbing cock would be 5000. When hedidnt have the 5k, i screamed Rape.

  • Stretch The Starfish
    March 9, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Wow a scout leader not interested in deep throating kielbasa!
    Just getting pegged in the ass… Hey Rome was not built in a day…

    March 9, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    This is exactly what our liberal asswipes want to happen,this should never be in our schools ,take him out to sea and keelhaul the shitbird

    • george costanza
      That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
      March 10, 2020 at 3:32 pm

      aaaarrrrrr! taking the pearl out in a few days, send him over

  • Alex Reimer
    March 9, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    That’s disgusting

  • Gaffneys Testicle Purse
    March 9, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Did she scream for help?Libraries are quiet and I doubt extra
    construction funds were used to make the offices soundproof.
    He is a scum bag for sure.My guess is that he threw her an extra
    fifty to stretch the starfish.

    • Harvey Weinstein
      March 9, 2020 at 2:53 pm

      No doibt she screamed DON’T!!! STOP!!! DON’T!!! STOP!!!

      • Gun To My Head
        March 9, 2020 at 4:36 pm

        She didn’t feel comfortable telling him to stop. That’s what constitutes rape nowadays. God bless our sons at college.

    • Mayor Marty Walsh
      March 9, 2020 at 3:06 pm

      I would pay an extra hondo for a Mexican Hot Karl.

  • Bob Murchison
    March 9, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Whats the name of the website?? Asking for a friend.

    • Bob Murchison's friend
      March 9, 2020 at 2:39 pm

      Fuckin’ liar

      March 9, 2020 at 4:40 pm


  • Calm WhiteDad
    March 9, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    I dunno. If you tell the cops you were raped by your sugar daddy, chances are you aren’t getting anymore money outta that sugar daddy. She’s in it for the money but completely ends any chance of getting more money from him by doing this. If she’s a psycho, she’s done this before. What’s her history?

    As for him, rape charges and heavy involvement in the boy scouts = Guilty. No trial necessary, IMO.

    • Gun To My Head
      March 9, 2020 at 2:46 pm

      So you’re going to send a guy to state prison because you think this sugar baby would only be lying if she has a documented history of past false accusations against sugar daddies? Sheesh. Guess a woman’s never lied otherwise. And we should be sending guys to the can on the word of a self-admitted whore.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    March 9, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Doesn’t everyone enjoy being urinated on after sex?

    • Kermit the Frog
      March 9, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      Before, during, AND after

      • Miss Piggy
        March 9, 2020 at 3:28 pm

        Kermie!! Put down the tarp and lay down. Mama has to tinkle!

        • Kermit the Frog
          March 9, 2020 at 3:35 pm

          Let’s 69 while you tinkle so you can get a frog in your throat

          • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
            Luke Fondleberg
            March 10, 2020 at 2:16 am

            I really would have preferred to not laugh at this, yet here we are…

  • Liz Male Misogyny Advice
    March 9, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    When they find out that this filthy whore lied and it sounds as though she did. I hope the court imposes serious jail time.
    A price is to be paid for all vagina be it straight up cash or the suburban house with the picket fence.the he raped me and I came back for more defense gets old.

  • Ljs
    March 9, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    Nothing like a little prison time to take care of that pesky rape fantasy.

    • Bernie
      March 9, 2020 at 3:12 pm

      All women think about is a 3 on 1 rape when you fuck them. My thesis was based on this fact.

  • Snarky Pete
    March 9, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Am I the only turtle rider surprised the student was female???

    • ElJefe72
      March 9, 2020 at 2:25 pm

      And an adult?

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        March 9, 2020 at 3:38 pm

        Surprised? Yes to both

  • Rockets Redglare
    March 9, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    So she hooks up with him on a sugar daddy website. Ain’t she the virgin Connie Swales. It happened in October but he wasn’t arrested til last week. After her dream of sucking money out of him (among other things) didn’t pan out.
    His problem was he’s a cheap fucking sugar daddy.

    • Ace Ventura
      March 9, 2020 at 3:06 pm

      October, eh??? I bet her ass tasted like Pumpkin Spice….YUMMY!!!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Chuck Schumer's big Jew nose
    March 9, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    What an ass-hat !
    Chuck away a career and a reputation to munch a little teen ass. I hope she was worth it!

    • Truth
      March 9, 2020 at 2:34 pm

      He’s a government employee. He’s got a big promotion coming his way.

  • New boot goofin'
    March 9, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    I dono Uncle Turtle Boy this seems almost like a setup of the professor.

    • Snarky Pete
      March 9, 2020 at 2:38 pm

      Perhaps Sugar Baby’s boyfriend found out. Suddenly salad toss turns into rape

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    March 9, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Every now and then you write something that it is obvious you either didn’t read or understand. When someone likes to be dominated they are a sub(missive), they almost NEVER go both Dom(inate) and Sub, it’s just common sense.
    Give your nuts a tug and get your shit together.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 9, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    May the female phantom Natick parking lot shitter enlist in his class.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Andy Clay
    March 9, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    So I’m standing on line at the bank, and I got my tongue up this chick’s ass…

  • Betty Ford
    March 9, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Whether he was a dirtbag or not, sorry TB, at some point women have to own their stupidity. This smells far more of setup than reality.

    Before the stupid patrol bitches at me — yes I have daughters, and if they were out whoring themselves on, Id give them the same response

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      March 9, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      The poor girl went there for help on a term paper! She put her complete trust in this white male, only to be taken advantage of! Do you even have a daughter! My God!

      • HC from Wellesley
        March 9, 2020 at 2:28 pm

        How many students did you subsidize when you were collecting 350K to teach one course???

  • Dees nutz
    March 9, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    How do you forcibly eat someone’s ass? You literally need to spread your cheeks to get in there and if she didn’t want it she just has to clench. I call bullshit. She is a money hungry whore who probably let the submissive douch eat her ass. Then asked for more money. When he didn’t she told her friends she felt victimized. Her like the bitch he is lie to keep the public from knowing forgetting the internet is forever. Im just shocked he didn’t have proof from having his computer camera recording the whole thing… now he is fucked and she is being treated like a #metoo victim, instead of the dirty prostitute, who pleasures men for money, she is.

  • Gun To My Head
    March 9, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    I don’t need a gun to my head to know this is BS. A chick who will have sex for money has sex with a guy, voluntarily sees him again, then claims “rape.” What is rape? Legally speaking, I don’t believe this passes muster, as I believe the legal concept requires not merely a lack of consent but the communication of this. Morally speaking, she’s a slut and is wasting the time of the criminal justice system. Brand her with a scarlet letter, not him.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 9, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    I wonder if the cops asked to smell his breath for evidence to determine if it smelled like ass

    • Spic Tormentor
      March 9, 2020 at 3:09 pm

      Or perhaps an ass setting on the breathalyzer

  • JimmyBooms
    March 9, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Boy scouts is a breeding ground for Pervs. Obviously there are many good people in Boyscouts of America too. I dont want to generalize but the police should talk to some of the kids he has worked with maybe.

  • randiguy2006
    March 9, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    “Sources tell us that he’s asked women to put a ball gag in his mouth, peg him up the glory hole with a strap on, and then urinate on him. I know we’re not supposed to judge people for what they’re into sexually, but if you’re into that kind of shit I’m gonna go ahead and judge you anyway. It doesn’t mean that you’re a rapist, it just means that you’re definitely more likely to rape than someone who doesn’t like to get urinated on after being dominated by a sugar baby.”

    Its 2020, get educated. Rape isn’t about perversion or kink its about power. This dude is no more likely to rape someone then a super straight married quiet guy down the street. Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t, but his perversions aren’t evidence of any kind. If anything he’s submissive which indicates he would never be an aggressor.

    • Pro Rape
      March 9, 2020 at 5:18 pm

      And fun!

      • Pro Rape
        March 10, 2020 at 1:47 am

        I know my mom loves it!

  • hartf811
    Captian Obvious
    March 9, 2020 at 11:59 am

    He had a horse in his office. Just like a Salem detective now retired to Florida with a bag of dirty strap-ons. Questions on both is, who is the rider and who gets ridden? Latent Hmoes both.

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