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Here’s your daily dose of hoodrats do hilariously stupid things on Facebook:

Brilliant. This is the face of a diabolical genius:

Sure, he could’ve just called around to see if he could find someone who wanted to buy his stolen inspection stickers. But that was way too much work. Better post it up on this Facebook page. And then when people tell you what a dumbass you are, it’s always wise to mention that the transaction has already been completed:

Hoodrat doing ratchet things on Facebook. Even before looking at where he posted this from, we narrowed it down to where he was from. Had to either South Providence, West Warwick, Central Falls, or Woonsocket. The four corners of dooshnozzelry in the Ocean State.

Since Anthony Royal Tannenbaum isn’t using a real name, we couldn’t Google him. But I guarantee if we knew what his name was and we Googled his name, the first thing that would come up are the courthouse records. Or as I like to call – the “I was shamed on Turtleboy Sports alumni newsletter.”

If you know who he is then feel free to contact the Providence Police Department, because you’re definitely not supposed to do that.

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