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Brilliant Rhode Island Man Selling Stolen Inspection Tickers On Facebook Page With 25,000 Members

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Here’s your daily dose of hoodrats do hilariously stupid things on Facebook:

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Brilliant. This is the face of a diabolical genius:



Sure, he could’ve just called around to see if he could find someone who wanted to buy his stolen inspection stickers. But that was way too much work. Better post it up on this Facebook page. And then when people tell you what a dumbass you are, it’s always wise to mention that the transaction has already been completed:


Hoodrat doing ratchet things on Facebook. Even before looking at where he posted this from, we narrowed it down to where he was from. Had to either South Providence, West Warwick, Central Falls, or Woonsocket. The four corners of dooshnozzelry in the Ocean State.

Since Anthony Royal Tannenbaum isn’t using a real name, we couldn’t Google him. But I guarantee if we knew what his name was and we Googled his name, the first thing that would come up are the courthouse records. Or as I like to call – the “I was shamed on Turtleboy Sports alumni newsletter.”

If you know who he is then feel free to contact the Providence Police Department, because you’re definitely not supposed to do that.


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8 Comment(s)
  • juror seven esq.
    January 12, 2017 at 11:46 am

    I thought for sure I would see someone from Brockton or Fall River ask on Facebook, “hey bro this things good if I have mass plates on my ride? Keeping it real.

    • Giveme
      January 12, 2017 at 12:45 pm


  • Dick Dover
    January 11, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    Rhode Island is like a third world banana republic. He probably “knows a guy” at the DMV.

    • Turd Burglestein
      January 11, 2017 at 8:10 pm

      Or blows a guy at the DMV.

  • I want illegal stickerz!
    January 11, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    They already have VINumbers…. someone didn’t “steal” them, just scammed a few off at work. I’m sure RI State Police could find this clown pretty easily.

  • Funky fungus
    January 11, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    He’s a sailor too, am sure he owns the boat. Also, what is going on with the face growth. Dermatologist time.

    • JoeMomma
      January 11, 2017 at 6:11 pm

      Must be the ferry to Provincetown. He does look like the captain of the fairy ferry

  • I'm Rick James, bitch!
    January 11, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Y’all gots any more of those food stamps?

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