Brilliant West Warwick Sludge Bunny Illegally Selling Prescription “Purple Drank” On Facebook Yard Sale Page, Covers Name On Bottle, Uses Real Name On Facebook

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Newsflash slug rakes – you’re not allowed to sell your prescription drugs on Facebook yard sale pages:

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Oh, and it’s kind of pointless to cover your name on the prescription bottle when you posted it on Facebook using your real name, Tiffany Lynn Malek-Ramos. Just sayin.

For what it’s worth, promethazine with codeine, AKA “purple drank,” is a regulated, prescription only, un-scheduled drug.

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It’s also the preferred regulated drug of hoodrats everywhere.





Especially after 2 Chainz was arrested at LAX and charged with felony drug possession when TSA caught him with purple drank in his carry on luggage. Now every ratchet in America tells their doctor they have a really bad cold so they can get purple drank tipsy and go to the club.

And of course this chick is from West Warwick.

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Anyway, let this be a warning to you all you sludge bunnies out there looking to make a quick buck off the sale of illegal prescription medication – Facebook is not the best place to look for customers. Stick to Craig’s List.



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6 Comment(s)
  • Charles keith
    January 25, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Purple Drank the bomb yo!! And, I’ve never been so phlegm free!

  • ZephyrCat
    January 24, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    Ok, so I see Tiffany has 61 followers. Guess that would be her mom and 60 johns. And good ol’ Rob’s son bobby…yeah man, he’s for real, bangin’! He pimpin’ those lounge pants that were big about 25-30 years ago. And off course he’s also rockin’ the obligatory straight-brim Chicago Bulls hat! Sigh! I miss the old days of no social media where people like this could live & die without anybody having to know they existed. Guess I’m old fashioned.

  • Felony online
    January 24, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    Would bet the drugs were provided to her free by taxpayer paid government assistance.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    January 24, 2017 at 11:31 am

    White folks be callin’ dey offsprangs nigga n’ shit, yo.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 24, 2017 at 9:02 am

    I wonder if they’ll trade out for food stamps.

  • Tngsucks
    January 24, 2017 at 12:48 am

    In all fairness they may have covered name to conceal the person they stole it from.

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