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Bristol’s Harassment Order Against TB Was Denied And Her Entourage Trio Of Ratchets Got Kicked Out Of The Courtroom

 

Breaking News – Disgraced former blogger Kate “Bristol” Peter’s harassment order against me was DENIED in Attleboro District court today. She brought an entourage of three ratchets with her who were kicked out of the courtroom at one point. It was a complete disaster for the bad guys, and another dominating win for the good guys and free speech. I’ll have a lot more to say about this on the YouTube live show tonight at 9 PM, brought to you by our good friends over at Andrew Porter Contracting in Charlton. You’re not gonna wanna miss it. Click here to subscribe to our channel.

 

 

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85 Comment(s)
  • Tango Bango
    March 12, 2020 at 2:11 am

    Sure, I would. Same as a lot of the heroes in here talking shit about her.
    We’re not talking about a commitment, strictly plow it in trifecta mode.

  • Cecil DeMille
    March 11, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    What an ugly cum target. She couldn’t hold a candle to K9 Trainer extraordinaire, Ms. Leah Genduso. I am waiting with baited breath for the feature film on Netflix chronicling her extraordinary life and career. I have heard the working title is “Profiles in Beauty”.

  • Failure Swift
    March 11, 2020 at 11:20 am

    We still want to know what happened with Failure Swift’s court date? Did you wear the tie?

  • The Trojan Ratchet
    March 11, 2020 at 10:21 am

    This should be a Lifetime movie starring Lena Dunham.

  • Lee Ho
    March 11, 2020 at 10:01 am

    The only thing that exceeds her ego is her rap sheet.

  • randiguy2006
    Wow.
    March 11, 2020 at 9:55 am

    “There were alot of rachets in the Attleboro court today.”

    Talk about having no self awareness.

    • Inept
      March 11, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      How would a curious cat go about finding Bristol’s discord page?

  • Nigel Fucknel
    March 11, 2020 at 9:53 am

    More proof that reality is often stranger than fiction. What are the odds that a one-time ‘ally’ was such an insane, ratchet piece of shit?

  • randiguy2006
    Doosh
    March 11, 2020 at 9:52 am

    Whatever happened to the garage door sponsor doosh??

  • randiguy2006
    Yawn.
    March 11, 2020 at 9:48 am

    Good thing you guys buried the hatchet,

  • Dong Hugeman
    March 11, 2020 at 9:42 am

    I wish this had been recorded, I could use a good wank right now.

  • RIP Crisco Squirttle Tick
    March 11, 2020 at 9:33 am

    Crate Peeters is a scamming drug fueled ratchtastic fupa beast. She needs to crawl back under the rock she crawled out of and go die quietly.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 11, 2020 at 7:13 am

    There’s a face you can chop wood with.

    This bitch or one of her minions got me put in Facebook jail for 1 day and then for 3 more days for calling her a “right fucking cunt”.

    Which is very harsh, because she IS a right fucking cunt.

    Her time will home when she is prosecuted for burning her own truck, the fucking psycho hosebeast.

    DS

  • Jewmerica
    March 11, 2020 at 1:09 am

    Don’t trust either one of these Jew faces, kikes are snakes and belong in ovens.

  • Jordis
    March 10, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    All of 3 supporters for her. I mean it’s sad she needed to feel special and bring people but if you’re going to do it at least bring a respectable number! Just remember, all that say they support you Kate are blowing smoke. You are just a dumpster fire people like watching.

    TB, You need to drag her through the coals. Females like this don’t learn and she’s still going to be flopping around like fish on the dock till someone kicks her back into the cesspool camp grounds she’s used too (her hubby has pics of said camping on his fb). Trailer park ratchet to the 10th degree.

    Btw…I feel like Kate should hear this and I know you stalk TB. You have a face meant for filters. Oh wait, after going on your fb I see you already know that! Maybe apply this wasted effort on hygiene and dieting instead? No? You think because losers will hit it that must mean you’re a prize? Quality Kate…”quality ” not quantity. Lovers shouldn’t be the equivalent of a McDonald’s dollar menu. Of course I’m assuming you’re a gutter whore because every other FACT about you indicates as such.

    Please keep poking the turtle. I enjoy reading about your embarrassing fails

  • Nudists who stand in solidarity with Bristol
    March 10, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    No one should be denied the right to employment because of their refusal to wear clothes. We will be having a nude-in at the Miss Worcester Diner tomorrow (Wednesday) afternoon at 3pm. Be there and bring your butt nakedist! Let’s show the power of nude! We stand with you Bristol!

  • Are ya all blind or fkn stupid?
    March 10, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Listen up people. THIS is a huge horse and pony show to set up T _ B- sports for his is inevitable downfall. Think about it guy’s. He said; she said all legalized mumbo jumbo of a legal term “here say” . These two, kate and A,k are in cahoots. To salvage tb–s when it comes to an end. This is the Charletons way to regain fans. Like Howard stern sp strategically voiced, he had an average hater listener of and hour and a half, verses average listener WHO, listened to see what he said next. They set up the courts today to revoke both harassment prevention orders. Remember people, we are dealing with DUPLICITY at it’s BEST. With two devious, narcissistic personalities. They are trying to pull the wool OVER your eyes. Wake up and smell the Folgers guys. You’ve been made a mockery of. Open your damn eyes! SMFH!

    • Stewart Nod
      March 10, 2020 at 10:46 pm

      This is actually the dumbest sh*t I’ve ever read in the TB comment section.
      Best,
      Stewart

      • Luke Fondleberg
        March 11, 2020 at 12:58 am

        And that’s saying something substantial.

    • Chester the Fupa Molester
      March 11, 2020 at 6:13 am

      Your comment is what happens when you spend too much time fapping to Bristol’s youtube show.

      I’ll save you some time quit White Knighting for her. It won’t work she won’t fuck you unless you pay first.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      March 11, 2020 at 8:12 am

      Cool story, I’ll patiently wait for you substantive evidence proving this.

    • JimmyBooms
      March 11, 2020 at 8:18 am

      2 words – Proof Read
      2 word – Your Dumb
      5 words – Too Much Law and Order
      3 words – Stop Using Ya’ll
      9 words – You Blast Uncle But Your Still Reading The Blogs
      1 word – Stop

      • Mister Rogers
        March 11, 2020 at 3:08 pm

        1 word – You’re

  • Truthmaster
    March 10, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    Liar liar pants on fire.
    What will you say when the transcripts get printed?
    How about a blog where TurtleBoy is exposed for the liar, scammer and drama queen he is.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 11, 2020 at 4:23 am

      Oh, just fuck off, you right fucking cunt.

    • Chester the Fupa Molester
      March 11, 2020 at 6:17 am

      These fucking comments are loaded with pathetic men trying to get into Bristol’s baby batter gatherer.
      Okay, I get it she’s a solid four and looks like she’d be easy to fuck after a beer or two. But even that’s out of your league.

      Keep working on your solo game champ it’s all you got.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        March 11, 2020 at 7:17 am

        Correct Brother Fupa,

        These idiots think the Bristol slag will blow them if they white knight for her on the internet.

        However, she is in a downward spiral and if they wait a couple of years she’ll be doling out the blowies for $3 a pop behind the Miss Worcester Diner with Cryin’ Rian Waters’ mother.

        DS

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 10, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    I am looking forward to watching tonight. I just hope you have improved your audio. And your video. Otherwise it’s a no go for me.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      March 11, 2020 at 8:17 am

      It’s honestly unwatchable at times and I watched a video tape recording of a video taped recording of Mission Impossibler: Ghost Recon

  • Anne
    March 10, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    I hope this isn’t the end of it. People shouldn’t be allowed to get away with what she did.

  • Poon puts Turtle on the endangered species list
    March 10, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    So like you stood in front of a judge with a turtle tie? I bet when he went to his chambers at the close he said “I’ve seen a lot but I’ve never seen a midget in a turtle tie stand before the court”

    Oh I noticed your blogs are only getting like 60 likes and you are tanking. Like it or not it’s clear your days are numbered. When it is I’m going to BUTI YOGA ALL OVER THE PLACE. MWAHAHAH

    • George Leontire is going to love this
      March 10, 2020 at 8:15 pm

      Moi aussi! I CAN’T wait to let Attorney Leontire know that SSTG is AI- DAN. revenge is bitter sweet! Muuuuahaahahahha
      #georgeleontire

    • Bernie Sanders
      March 10, 2020 at 8:18 pm

      You have too much money. I’m going to give most to others Buti lady from Bristol. Plus, all of your time because you just waste it ruining the comment section.

      • Damage is done
        March 10, 2020 at 8:21 pm

        I’ve been helping him all along. Keep your friends close and enemies closer Mr. Turtle!

        • Spartica
          March 10, 2020 at 8:51 pm

          I am neither friend or enemy. He would neither kill or hug me in a street. Tired of your vengeance.

    • Chester the Fupa Molester
      March 11, 2020 at 6:22 am

      Did you seriously type an evil laugh?

      Seems all of Bristol’s fans either want to fuck her or are retarded… ahem sorry I meant severely mentally challenged as calling you a retard might offend retards even they have standards.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    March 10, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    Nice Tie.

  • Two sides to every story
    March 10, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Go check- out Massholes wife on YouTube. She gave a rebuttal to TBS lies and exaggerations. Poor girl, she doesn’t know what she has coming back aftah her. A lynched mob formed by A- K. May god rest her soul. A- K is the devil in disguise.

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    March 10, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Chick looks like a EeMu with that beak. definitely a face built for being beat with a switch.. shes still the same sloppy uneducated loser cunt shes always been. The only difference now. shes older and looks like a fat EeMu who wears a bafuckton of make up and puts puss moths on her eyes. What a dirty bird! Shes maybe 32 at the very least. The wall showed that skag no fucking mercy lmao.

    Never liked the cunt. Always thought she was a cunt! She thought she was better than everyone else because in her mind. she thought she went from ratchet to riches when she started writing here. Little did she know, she would never be rich but always a ratchet.. the idiot who married her I do not feel bad for at all. Dude was beating down the door so he could open his wallet and play baby daddy all with a huge smile on his face. Just so he could get his dick wet by a drug addict. I guarentee they met at a methadone clinic and started talking over a shared Newport 100 and a dunkies doood ice coffee. They both look like fiends!

    • Yura Dumass
      March 10, 2020 at 7:21 pm

      This made me laugh and laugh!

  • DJT
    March 10, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    It’s warm out for early March. Thank you Global Warming! Let’s keep this Global Warming going!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Greta
      March 10, 2020 at 7:51 pm

      How dare you pretend that this can be solved with just ‘business as usual’ and some technical solutions? With today’s emissions levels, that remaining CO2 budget will be entirely gone within less than 8 1/2 years. How dare you!

      • Truth
        March 11, 2020 at 11:00 am

        Greta, you must be on the road all the time to avoid being gang-raped in Sweden by Muslim refugees.

  • Jerry Seinfeld
    March 10, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    That’s a shame!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Bigger nose than that hebe Schumer
    March 10, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    Christ!
    She could smoke a cigarette in a monsoon under that hooked canopy !

  • Lee Ho
    March 10, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    A lot of us have known for a long time that she was a mental midget.

    Today she proved it in court.

    Justice was served.

  • Glenn
    March 10, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Would like a post to know what happened and who was with her, as well as a podcast. For instance, would really like to know if she tried to claim she didn’t make that post where she pretended to threaten herself. If she thinks stuff like that can’t be easily traced, she is stupid. I still don’t get all this drama. She worked at Turtleboy, allegedly part time, for little over a year. She must have thought she could make a lot of money on her own. This is all about $$$$.

    • Sum Yung Ho
      March 10, 2020 at 6:59 pm

      TB’s doing a Live show tonight at 9:00 on YouTube to give us the details.

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 10, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    On what planet do people Think she is attractive?I I usually would give girls this ugly money because I thought they were mentally disturbed And it was the Christian thing to do. As much of a cunt she is I actually feel sorry for her. Go back to drugs sweetie. Maybe you’ll get a hot shot of fentanyl and the world will be better place.

  • End of Round 1
    March 10, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    I hope Bristol/Kate posts a response on YouTube. There must be at least two sides to this very odd dispute, and that picture of her seems sort of unfair. Her handwritten after david necessarily lacks the desired dramatic effect. If she schedules a YouTube rebuttal on this, could someone post the listing? The stock markets are crashing and I desperately need something to get my mind off it.

    • Silly Willy
      March 10, 2020 at 5:06 pm

      What’s an AFTER DAVID?

      • Dr Evil
        March 10, 2020 at 5:26 pm

        This is awkward

      • Glen Campbell
        March 10, 2020 at 7:43 pm

        it’s like the nazis bombing pearl hahbah, you’ll get up to speed

      • Silly Willy's Mom
        March 10, 2020 at 10:47 pm

        An After David is just before you wipe the cum off of your UTB’s forehead.
        He’s fucked.

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 10, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    I like the Turtleboy tie (great for the upcoming holiday, parade, whether it’s on or not). And anyone who knows me would tell you I’m a beautiful, classy Irish lady. But if you make me angry, beware the scream of the Banshee! (It’ll kill ya). Plus I’m still with Turtleboy, and I will be forever.

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      March 10, 2020 at 6:43 pm

      Your poor husband! A beautiful Irish chick? Haaaa, never seen such a thing! Stop gassing you ego. everyone knows that potato eater chicks are all fat frail and ginger. Plus you like cats, that tells us everything we need to know about you right there. Maggie it’s time for you to go home now! I think you’ve had one too many tullamores this evening!

      • The Lucky Charms Guy
        March 10, 2020 at 7:22 pm

        All Irish chicks are hideous, huh? So… Olivia Wilde, Heather Graham, Grace Curley from The Howie Carr Show… these are all drop dead gorgeous Irish chicks. You Bret, of all people… are completely unqualified to judge anyone’s looks. You’re uglier than the dead fish you’re always fist fucking on Facebook.

      • Dennis Day
        March 10, 2020 at 7:39 pm

        Please tell more stories about how you’re “tough in general”.

      • Peter Dinklage
        March 10, 2020 at 8:53 pm

        This from a guy that sports a ginger fucking ponytail? Give it a rest Bret.

  • randiguy2006
    Curious
    March 10, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Is this your career?

    Like, when you spend a day in court, how do you generate income?

    • Bernie Sanders
      March 10, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      Curious has to much extra time on their hands. I’m going to give it to someone else.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    March 10, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Great news I wont cancel the gay pride parade.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's nose
    March 10, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    Global warming caused this.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    March 10, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Now yous can’t leave…..

  • Itsmrme
    March 10, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    I really don’t get it I don’t know what she was thinking I haven’t followed what she’s been saying anything like that but it’s hard when somebody is supposed to be a part of the family isn’t it’s a drag

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 10, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    When kate blows a line it takes an hour for her to feel anything because it has to travel through about 6 miles of nose.

    • Rip Torn
      March 10, 2020 at 5:28 pm

      Leave my little girl alone

  • Turtle Chíc
    March 10, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Once full of ego and hot takes. Holier than thou infallible now drowning in disgrace. Responsibility held for others but apparently not for her sake.

    • So true
      March 11, 2020 at 8:16 am

      Very, very well said. She couldn’t just go away. Thought she was ok for bit but Jesus Christ just let it go Bristol. Also, that pic at the top is just hilarious. A little AK revenge.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Bolt
    March 10, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    I would still fuk her…I like dirty nasty girls…

    • Sol Smithstein
      March 10, 2020 at 3:00 pm

      oy vey, I hate to admit I would still spooge all over her hook-nose

      • Bristol Makes Me Hard
        March 10, 2020 at 3:47 pm

        Indeed. Those eyes, looking up as her mouth worked, would have me depositing a sticky mess in no time.

    • Chester the Fupa Molester
      March 11, 2020 at 6:26 am

      Some men like a challenge. Lance isn’t one of them.

  • Nice
    March 10, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Imagine this being your life. Imagine owning a Turtleboy necktie.

    • Bo Tye
      March 10, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      I was actually wondering where I could get one

      • Of course you were
        March 10, 2020 at 3:39 pm

        That’s because you’re a cuck

      • Turtle Rider
        March 11, 2020 at 12:58 pm

        I was wondering if I could wear one while Turtleboy slaps me across the face with his 19 INCH MONSTERCOCK!!!!

    • Wait a Minute
      March 11, 2020 at 7:05 am

      There are only two types of men who wear ties with cartoon turtles on them, Pediatricians and Pedophiles.

  • WarWack
    March 10, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Bristol looked better on drugs. Once she put down the needle she picked up a cheeseburger with both free hands. Nonstop.

  • a
    March 10, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    CHAMPION!!!!!

  • tonum244
    Boomtown
    March 10, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Looks like it’s going to be a great summer , victory for the good guys

  • Hook nosed jew cunt
    March 10, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Shalom!

  • randiguy2006
    Geesh
    March 10, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    Nice job clogging up the courts with this foolishness.

  • TurtleLurker
    March 10, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Congrats.

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