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Brockton GoFundMe Scam: Grandma Wants To Ship Dumpster Baby She Found 5 Years Ago To Oregon To “Ruenight” With Her/His Real Grandparents

Brockton GoFundMe Scam: Grandma Wants To Ship Dumpster Baby She Found 5 Years Ago To Oregon To “Ruenight” With Her/His Real Grandparents

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Here’s a really worthy GoFundMe from the great city of Brockton:

Wait……what? Let’s review that Hooked on Ebrocknics message to try to figure out what exactly they’re trying to raise $800 for here…..

It was late 2012 when i received a call from my gran children stating that they found a toddler on the porch.

So your “gran children” just found a toddler on their porch? Honestly, it’s Brockton so it’s pretty believable thus far.

They explaned to me that she was soaking wet with no clothes on strapped into a baby stroller I then told them to bring her back to the house. I then proceded to bathe,her fully cloth her & feed her. 

Let me get this straight. Your grandkids found a baby soaking wet, but yet had clothes on? So…..what was soaking wet then? And regardless, instead of, I dunno, calling the cops, you told your grandkids to bring this dumpster baby to your house where you bathed, clothed, and fed her. Yup, that was the responsible thing to do.

The following morning i took it apond myself

You took the baby to a pond? For a Brockton baptism? Oh wait she meant “upon.” Because….of course she did.

The following morning i took it apond myself to call dcf an ask them how should i go about the sitiuation. They Then told me to go to court an fight for her witch i did but know i feel like its time for her to be reunited with her biological family .

Oh yea, I’m sure that’s what happened. This grandmother calls up DCF and asks them what to do about this baby they found buck naked strapped to a stroller. And DCF was like, “go to court and fight for her.” Whatever that means. Because it’s not like this is the sort of thing that DCF specializes in. I’m sure it’s standard procedure to tell every ratchet who finds a dumpster baby to take the child to court and fight for it.


What do they want $800 for?

So im asking for a lil donation to send her off to orgen state to move along with her biological Family.

Oh, OK. they’re sending the baby to “orgen state.” Apparently the plan is to wrap the child in bubble wrap, put her in a package and drop her off at Fed Ex. The $800 is for the shipping costs of a child that size. Perfectly normal thing to be raising money for.

This local ratchet has been sharing it like it’s going out of style:

“Reunight.” Amazing. Also love the fact that the child is clearly a male in that picture and named Jada, and yet the description repeatedly refers to the child as a girl. Oh well, it’s 2017. It’s all the same shit now anyway thanks to social justice warriors. Also, I’m pretty sure that child pictured is Webster.

Just sayin.

Many were skeptical of Side Strip Swazey’s story. For instance, why would you return a baby five years later to a mother who abandoned the child?

Oh I see. So magically the real grandparents in Oregon found out about the dumpster baby and asked if she could be “sent for.” Naturally Grandma Brockton was all about it because in her multi-story house she can’t run up and down the stairs chasing a 5 year old any longer. Yup, that checks out.

Oh yea, I’m sure Side Strip Swazey will be going through the “process of seeing if out there is stabilized and so on and so fourth.” Because as you can see, these people have shown that following procedures is what they’re best at. Like when you find a dumpster baby on your doorstep, everyone knows that the process means you take that child in as your own. After getting the blessing from DCF of course.

Anyway, the GoFundMe says it was created by a young man by the name of Javon Youngpolo. So obviously he sounds pretty trustworthy right off the bat. And as you can see he’s focused on really important things, like keeping bitches out of his inbox that he ain’t fuck with:

Freeing my boi:

Making that money and shorty:

Letting the world know that he will indeed go to jail for beating a woman:

Announcing that scavengers are no longer welcome on the cipher

And a general all-call for anyone offering “bomb ass head”

Danny Griffin FTW!

And what legitimate GoFundMe isn’t being run by a kid with a hair pick stuck in his head like it’s 1997, while flashing gang signs?

He got the sauce baby girl!! Best get you some once the GoFundMe cash starts rolling in!

And Grandma apparently doesn’t understand what a gang sign is based on the comments on this senior portrait:

Ahhh yes, what Grandmother wouldn’t be proud to see their loved one exposing his underpants while flashing a gang sign that makes him look disabled?

Speaking of, this is the kid who made the GoFundMe, and he’s saying his grandmother is the one trying to ship out the dumpster baby, so wouldn’t that make Mary Tyler the “old lady” who can’t make it up and down the stairs with a 5 year old?

So if she’s a grandmother in Brockton and her grandkid looks to be some sort of teenager, that more than likely means she’s about to celebrate her 42nd birthday. Of course according to my City of Champions conversion calculator that would make her 68 in Brockton years. And way too old to be chasing around a five year old dumpster baby.

Sounds legit.


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12 Comment(s)
  • Mary tyler
    July 10, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    Can you please remove these articles containing Jada. This is an innocent little girl who doesn’t deserve to be plastered all over he internet. I would greatly appreciate it.

    • Kerri Bishop
      July 10, 2017 at 11:56 pm

      then why plaster her on the internet for panhandling purposes?? Oh its cool as long as you’re getting paid? GTFO!

      • Yougetwhatyoudeserve
        July 12, 2017 at 11:18 pm

        Are you dumb…? she’s saying whoever the child photographed here is (likely not even known by the person posting this, if she is then that poor fucking baby) she is an innocent child that shouldnt be connected to this rachet scum scam.

  • DeusVult88
    July 10, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    Put them all in the dumpster and then light it on fire. Rinse and repeat for the rest of the nigger race.

  • StateMandate
    July 10, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    I could have sworn this was also on You Caring (it’s exactly like Go Fund Me) now I don’t see it.

  • LocalYokel
    July 10, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    “Apound”…looks like I need the latest version of hooked on eubonics.

    “Ise took it apound myselfs to call the DCF and axe dem bout this chillun”

    • Lightning bug
      July 10, 2017 at 3:56 pm

      apound is how much ganja yous get in the Boston area fo ahunnit dolla

      • Yougetwhatyoudeserve
        July 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

        You get pounds for 100?? Lmfao, hook a bitch up!

  • Noseface
    July 10, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Nigs gonna nig.

  • The Executioner
    July 10, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Go to Javon YoungPolo’s fb page and scroll through…he appears to make a professional living selling stolen bicycles. GoFuckMe epic fail. They obviously don’t proof anything before posting it.

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 10, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    And to think we pay taxes to support “people” like these creatures. Disgusting.

    • No Fathers in Sight
      July 10, 2017 at 10:18 pm

      Based on the illiterate loser’s FB page, he’s a teenager, and there’s no mention
      of his parents and his grandmother (typical) raised him.
      Where the hell did that little kid even come from? I wonder if “it” even exists.
      Javon (dumb name) and young Gramma probably need more coke $$$.

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