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Brockton Hoodbooger’s Arrest On Gun Charges Elicits Brilliant Commentary From Free Muh Boi Fam And Friends

Brockton Hoodbooger’s Arrest On Gun Charges Elicits Brilliant Commentary From Free Muh Boi Fam And Friends

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Brockton EnterpriseDetectives were conducting a crime suppression patrol in the Walnut Street area when they noticed suspicious activity about 2:44 p.m. The undercover patrol was related to a robbery that occurred the prior afternoon. 

“Undercover detectives were monitoring the area for suspicious activity,” said police Detective Lt. Paul Bonanca. “Detectives approached the suspect on Appleton and he immediately ran and initially dropped a magazine.”

Police seized the magazine, which was loaded with several bullets, near a vehicle parked in front of 61 Appleton St., Bonanca said.

“Detectives engaged in a foot pursuit,” he said. “The suspect jumped over a wall at a house on Turner with detectives in tow. They observed the suspect throw a firearm.”

Brockton detectives, State Police Gang Unit troopers and uniformed city patrol officers descended on the area and set up a large perimeter. After about 20 minutes of searching for the man in backyards and even in a home where a door had been kicked in, police received a tip that a man matching the description of the suspect was seen running south on Falmouth Avenue. Police learned that a man had been found hiding near a dumpster at a business at 280 North Main St. and that he ran south.

They then found the man, identified by police as 18-year-old Ailson Resende, inside Alfama Satellite, an internet, television and phone service distributor at 180 North Main St. Detectives who initially tried to apprehend Resende then positively identified him as the suspect. Resende, also known as “Ace,” of 130 Tribou St., Brockton, was arrested and charged with illegally carrying a firearm, illegal possession of a large-capacity firearm, illegal possession of ammunition, receiving stolen property, disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.

Police say the firearm that was found behind 92 Turner St. was a .45-caliber semiautomatic handgun. The magazine that Resende dropped on Appleton Street contained 12 rounds of ammunition, Bonanca said. The gun came back as stolen out of North Carolina, he said. Undercover detectives were performing the patrol in the Walnut Street area due to a robbery that occurred late Wednesday afternoon.

 Officers responded to the area of 98 Walnut St. about 4:42 p.m. after receiving a call from a man who had been robbed.

“The man said he was making a delivery on Walnut Street and three males approached him wearing dark hoodies,” said police Detective Sgt. Michael Dennehy. “He said one of the men had a gun and they punched him and stole his cell phone and the food.”

The victim, a delivery driver for Jade Lee Kitchen on North Main Street, was taken to Signature Healthcare Brockton Hospital for minor facial injuries.

Rule #1 of the gangsta deadbeat code – don’t fuck with the working man. I learned that from Season 1 of The Wire. You can rob and kill other gangstas and no one will care because no one gives a shit if any of you losers lives or dies. All those people made a choice to enter into this ghettofabulous lifestyle, so it’s not a big loss if one of them goes down with the ship.

But when you rob the Chinese food delivery guy, you have broken every unwritten rule in the book.

Obviously this 18 year old is going places in life. And by that I mean, the Brockton Fair and MCI Walpole. You can tell just how worldly he is by the brilliance he spews on his Facebook page. For instance, he really wants his hoodies back from every ho he fucked with:

He wisely elects to announce his Holiday weed sales in a public forum:

He’s deeply philosophical:

Not even Machiavelli was wise enough to use the 100 emoji so freely.

He’s also very upset about the recent trend of n words who be yelling “gang, gang, gang, gang, gang,” when their track record for gang shit is spotty at best:

Although many disputes the level of gang shit he has reached:

He may break promises, but he never breaks, “the code”:

And the code in Brockton is, “never graduate from high school.” No way he’s breaking that code.

Naturally when this was posted on the Brockton Hub it opened up a great discussion about the root causes of criminality, as well as how city resources can properly be used to combat illegal guns and drug sales in the community.

LOL. Just kidding. This is Brockton. And when some young hoodbogger like this gets arrested in Brockton, it’s like a mating call for the fam to come out and go full free muh boi:

Fake news!! The Brockton Enterprise be lyin yo!! All those pictures were doctored and the police be lying!!! Free my nephew!!


Next up was sis:


So your 18 year old nephew/brother was arrested after using a stolen gun to rob a Chinese food delivery dude and dumping a bunch of magazines on the street as he attempted to run away from the cops. And your number once concern is……..

Making sure no one is disrespecting him on the Brockton Hub Facebook page.


It’s true. Only white people have a problem with gun violence, armed robbery, and rampant lawlessness. How white of us. Must be all that white privilege, right Ariana?

She’s not wrong. My white privilege magically keeps me from breaking the law.

Ariana’s right once again. I know when I go to the Brockton Hub I do so because I treat it like my “book club.” Last week we were discussing Atlas Shrugged. This week we’ll be comparing and contrasting character development themes in Hemingway vs. Faulkner. At least that’s what I thought we’d be doing. Instead I found this:

Do you know his life? Were you there the first time he discovered himself? Were you there for his first freestyle battle? Will you be there for his GED ceremony in 2027? No? Then you don’t know him and you are not allowed to talk about this arrest which occurred in broad daylight in the middle of a densely populated neighborhood.

As his sister pointed out, 70% of white people end up on drugs, so they should probably keep their comments to themselves:

It’s true. I get most of my FACKS from TGI Thighdays like Verica Resende.

She’s in a position to judge, since she’s a “full time college student” and a “nursing assistant 4 nights a week” who also owns her own catering business:

And by “owns her own catering business” she means, I’ve engraved my own chair at the Golden Corral with my ass groove.

Anyway, Brockton’s gonna Brockton. These people have to live somewhere. As long as they don’t cross city lines it’s all good in the hood. And as soon as Trump builds that Brockton Wall we won’t have to worry about that anymore.

31 Comment(s)
  • Kerri Bishop
    December 10, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Am I really going to be the only one to say this??
    The State Trooper in the arrest photos with the blue hoodie, a) I would absolutely let him arrest me ANY day and b) might be the best face ever he’s making at this idiot.

  • Brian
    December 9, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    The only person that fat bitch caters food for is herself

  • bleh
    December 9, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    “Never break the code.” – From that photo, I think it is code for “I’ve got to pee!”

    • chrissy
      December 9, 2017 at 10:12 pm

      makes you just want to pat him on the head whilst kicking his teeth in

      • chrissy
        December 9, 2017 at 10:17 pm

        also i feel badly for him he’s got such dead eyes

  • DJ Trump
    December 8, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Looks as if we need “final solution” to the shithead problem in America.
    …perhaps a program like they had in 1938 Germany?
    The right thing to do isn’t always popular, mass extermination of these people wouldn’t bother me in the least. Honestly, I’d applaud it.

    • Chip Striker
      December 8, 2017 at 7:11 pm

      I’m with you DJ Trump.

      Brockton. Just blow that shithole up. It’s nothing but domestic terrorists rotting the country from the inside.

  • AgingCynic
    December 8, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    People say the Algonquin Round Table was a temporary phenomenon of wit. I say those people never rode The Turtle.

  • Some Guy
    December 8, 2017 at 11:36 am

    WTF is up with fat fucking slobs taking pics like they are some kind of picture of sex appeal??? That obese ass scab looks like a big, fatty pork shoulder that is about a week past its sell or use date. Fucking gross!

    • Equal Opportunity Meatstick
      December 8, 2017 at 12:40 pm

      “WTF is up with fat fucking slobs taking pics…?”

      Because there is a 100% chance that a minimum of 50 urban democrats will throw their blister sticks in her baby cannon if she posts enough shots of her colossal fried chicken ass.

      Multiple spawn of unknown origin keeps the tax credits rolling in on wypipo’s dime.

    • Nasty
      December 8, 2017 at 6:56 pm

      I still don’t know how the mirror didn’t break seeing this thing in a two piece bathing suit… yuck yuck

    • bleh
      December 9, 2017 at 10:11 pm

      Maybe she is expressing her need for a hoodie from Ace.

  • Cape Verdean
    December 8, 2017 at 11:32 am

    Cape Verdean, there’s no in between for them. They either are complete and total shitty people or really good people….that’s it. I used to work at the westgate mall a long time ago, the cape Verdi kids would rob you blind, obviously they aren’t the only ones stealing, but a large majority. If they got caught I would ask them “would you steal in cape Verdi”. Answer would always be “NO, no way, they would cut my hands off”. They complain but have no problem taking advantage of everything this country has to offer.

  • Darwin's Disciple
    December 8, 2017 at 10:38 am


  • ElJefe72
    December 8, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Interesting that NOT robbing someone at gunpoint and then running from the cops is equated with white privilege.

  • Conditional Latino
    December 8, 2017 at 9:54 am

    Never underestimate the ability of Hispanic people to become black or white depending on the situation.

    Looking for employment: White
    Looking for handouts: Black
    Talking to a white girl: White
    Getting arrested: Black
    Actually showing up in court when summonsed: White
    Roaming the streets alone: White
    Roaming the streets in a pack: Black
    Walking around a white neighborhood: White
    Walking around a black neighborhood: Black
    Walking around a liberal suburb, not arrested yet: White
    After arrest in a liberal suburb: Black
    Selling something on Craigslist or e-Bay: White
    Showing up to rob the buyer: Black
    At a white people’s wedding: White
    At the welfare office: Black

    • DJ Trump
      December 8, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      Men who pluck their eyebrows, act macho but occasionally suck a dick: Latino

  • underprivilegedwhiteguy
    December 8, 2017 at 8:37 am

    if they can’t eat it , steal it , or fuck it , they’ll break it .

  • I am Mitch's Abandonded Baby Mama
    December 8, 2017 at 6:50 am

    “He’s also very upset about the recent trend of n words who be yelling “gang, gang, gang, gang, gang,” when their track record for gang shit is spotty at best:”


    this is some of the finest turtleboy interpretation work

  • Confused
    December 8, 2017 at 6:33 am

    commenting on a thug who got arrested for armed robbery with a stolen firearm is racist

    calling out all white people saying they have white privilege and being on drugs is not racist, ok got it

    • Hughbo Mont
      December 8, 2017 at 11:27 am

      Well at least she got the 70% correct… LOL

  • TJB
    December 8, 2017 at 6:21 am

    I have my own catering business. Translation….I use EBT to buy all the ingredients for my black/Spanish food trays; then I sell them at the local bodega/birthday/club party; and keep all the money.

  • Aunty Zeituni
    December 8, 2017 at 5:59 am

    he looks like a young barrack obama , here is barracks aunt zeituni to splain things

  • home slice
    December 8, 2017 at 5:50 am

    Looks like Barrack Obama with a weave

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      December 8, 2017 at 7:44 am

      “If I had a son he’d look like”

  • Lynda Lapine
    December 8, 2017 at 4:35 am

    Do you think this darling child will serve the mandatory year in jail for being in possession of a gun he shouldn’t have? Nah. Pity. Makes it harder for the rest of us legal gun owners.

    • Maura Stealey
      December 8, 2017 at 9:09 am

      Oh the irony, Maura Healey won’t bat an eye at this story but will take away as many privileges as she can from law abiding gun owners.

      • Lynda Lapine
        December 8, 2017 at 11:25 am

        Because #criminal’slivesmatter.

    • Hughbo Mont
      December 8, 2017 at 11:25 am

      The gun charege will be dropped and we’ll be lucky if he’s charged with simple assault or robbery.

      • Hughbo Mont
        December 8, 2017 at 11:25 am


  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    December 8, 2017 at 2:05 am

    You know what they say about those hoop earrings Ariana,the bigger the hoop,the bigger the ho.

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