Brockton Registered Sex Offender Looking For Female Pit Bulls To Drill His Male Pit Bull “Bronx” So He Can Keep The Pick Of The Litter And You Get The Rest
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Here’s the kind of post you only see in Brockton:
It simply doesn’t get any more Brockton than that. A dude looking for his pit bull (which of course is named “Bronx”) to drill a hot bitch (an actual bitch) doggystyle (authentic doggystyle, not the kind we culturally appropriated from dogs) so that he can have a litter of pit bull puppies. Not the whole litter though. Just the best ones. Can’t make this stuff up.
Never mind the fact that there’s thousands of dogs in this state who could use a home. This asshole wants to breed a whole new litter because……fuck it. And of course his breed of choice is the pit bull, because when you’re a shithead from Brockton who tries to get his dogs laid on Facebook, of course your breed of choice is gonna be the pit bull. Not that there’s not great pit bull owners out there. But it’s a scientific fact that guttersluts are naturally drawn to this particular breed like none other.
But wait, it gets better……
Yup, he’s a registered sex offender who is looking for someone to provide a female dog for his pit bull so he can watch them do sinful things to each other. Nothing shady about that!!
Anyway, the post has been removed but the comments section turned into the dumpster fire you knew it would. Especially when he threatened to start stabbing women, and then run them over with his car:
And of course he’s all of a sudden a keyboard warrior now that he’s off of probation:
Wait….the do isn’t even his??? First of all, who would ever let this chudstuffer watch their pit bull?
You know the dog is coming back all Antonio Cromartie.
If only he could go back to his baller days of selling K2 and carrying around stacks of $5 bills with a 20 on top to make it look like you’re actually successful at drug dealing:
So yea, watch out for this guy. And if you have an non-neutered female pit bull lying around, do NOT let this guy’s dock fuck your bitch. Because there’s a 50% chance he’s getting in on the action and when the puppies come he’s gonna give you sick ones and kick you to the curb. Oh, and I wouldn’t recommend buying his sword either.
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