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Brother In Law Of Boris Clitoris Says That He Hasn’t Left Room Since Killing 7 Bikers In New Hampshire, Except His Sister’s Snapface Says Otherwise

 

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A turtle rider emailed us yesterday with some inside information about Volodymyr Zhukovskyy, AKA Boris Clitoris, the truck driver who killed 7 bike riders in upstate New Hampshire. They showed us a pretty shocking image of him at the beach, the day after he killed 7 innocent people, posted by his sister Yuliya on Snapface.

Feelin cute. Just killed 7 people. Might go to beach later. IDK.

Now his brother in law, who I presume is married to his sister, is saying otherwise.

A man who answered the phone at the home of Zhukovskyy’s family and would identify himself only as his brother-in-law said Monday that the family is in shock and feeling the same pain as everyone else but couldn’t say whether the driver was right or wrong. Since the accident, the brother-in-law said, Zhukovskyy had remained in his room, not eaten and talked to no one.

If you can’t trust a bunch of Russians with a heroin problem then who can you trust? Just gonna leave this here again.

Looks like he’s really lonely in his room. Totally not high either.

 

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54 Comment(s)
  • Yallsuck
    July 1, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Ukraine and Russia are not the same place, morons. Read a book.

  • Rick
    June 30, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Anyone from Russia or any of the former USSR countries are the filth of this world. They lie, cheat, steal, and would stab their mother in the back for a dime. Thank the government that’s now filled with them, for letting this garbage in our country. Ad in corrupt cops who are just former military murderers who now want to kill us, and the infiltrators in and on the force and in our government, and you had better be ready to fight, because these scum are not our friends, and are not here to settle down and become Americans. They have a plan, and when it happens they will be killing every American they can.

  • Local laywer
    June 29, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Sadly this idiot has a very good defense ahead of him in terms of nh law the have to prove impairment, intent not fault or it becomes a 7 count negligent operation case which any law student could prove because as dumb as he is he was released from the scene without a blood test and like any dui if you caught later drunk they can’t prove it in a court of law and if he doesn’t have a incompetent legal council his saving grace is gonna be the heroin they caught him with will negate the impairment or intent as well as opting for a judge trial. Personally he deserves a fat shot of fentanyl followed by a 338 lapua to the leg then arm then dome but in a judge trail under my law he will never lose with a half competent laywer and a change of location due to public opinion. Thankfully I’ve put out a warrant and he’ll be deported but if you know law this Junkies gonna suck some biker dick on the max sentence of 7 counts of negligent operation and be deported. Sad but true I wish he did this in Texas he’d get the real needle but live free laws are going to protect him a little research on Jlaw and precedence will show he has an easy out. Sorry our system is fucked hope he has to take enough cock he decides to plea out or he’ll be out by 30. Hopefully with a force recon sniper waiting for his exit.

  • Bitch Face
    June 27, 2019 at 6:33 am

    Just watched the video of this white trash being arrested when the police found a crack pipe on him. Oh the shock.

  • Volod's Future Cellmate
    June 25, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    He’s got a real pretty mouth, don’t he?

  • Libtard Cuck
    June 25, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    To be fair, and not to impede the contruction of the medieval torture rack of so many want to strap this young man on, is it possible the sister posted a recent picture from her phone she had with her brother as a public display of love and support? Because only a true socipath would be unaffected by this, and no matter how fucking high get and no matter how much booze or herion or cocaine you can take nothing going to take away the guilt and anguish. And true socipaths are relatively rare even though people love to throw that word around. I’d just like more context of the photo before we render him a heartless cunt. Because unless you grew up as one of Mitt Romney’s kids, just about everyone of us have been young and stupid and gotten behind the wheel fucked up on something and it’s only later in life do we see how lucky we were we never hurt anyone.

    • Barry
      June 25, 2019 at 6:45 pm

      He’s record speaks for itself. He already had his share of close calls risking the lives of others. If he was wasted then his decision to drive amounts to premeditated murder.

      • Linda
        June 25, 2019 at 9:21 pm

        Screw this kid. His 22 wasted years of life are long enough. Cut your losses already. He clearly doesn’t give one rats ass about you or anyone else.

    • Not a snapface aficionado
      June 25, 2019 at 11:40 pm

      If it was an old picture, next to the “4 hours ago” it would say from camera roll or from memories.

      • Libtard Cuck
        June 26, 2019 at 12:00 am

        Fair enough. I’ve never once used SnatchTrap and have no idea of its machinations. Anyway, context is everything. The kid has to be a fucking mess in any case. This is shit that will follow him for the rest of his life. Thank fucking Christ all those time I drove wasted I never took anyone out.

        • Barry
          June 26, 2019 at 10:29 am

          I do agree with this statement but in his current state his addiction is far stronger than any sense of remorse.

  • Captain Trips
    June 25, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    I’d like to teach his sister the proper usage of a stick shift

    As for her brother there – pah kah suka!

  • Total Mayhem
    June 25, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    If I was the warden, I would assign him a Hells Angel cellmate. They can discuss motorcycles together, prior to his departure.

  • EmfnT
    June 25, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Not defending the kid, but do we know that picture was actually taken the day ter the accident? If it can be proven that it was, that would certainly be a slap in the face to the victims and their families.

    • C
      June 25, 2019 at 4:22 pm

      From the way the screenshot looks, it was taken and uploaded in real time. If this had been an older picture, the time stamp would have added “from Camera Roll” at the end. And there would have been a border around it to indicate just an uploaded picture instead of being taken on SC and immediately shared.

      Even SC photos that are taken and saved for later will show the “4h (hours) from Camera Roll” instead of just the “4h”. As much as I would like to believe someone couldn’t be that blatantly stupid, all signs point to shitbag.

      • C
        June 25, 2019 at 4:26 pm

        Granted, that could be a screenshot of a snap shared on the sister’s story from a totally different day, forgot to take that into consideration.

        • bigdaddy
          June 25, 2019 at 4:57 pm

          The picture of him holding henny is a dead give away that he is a douchebag

          BTW Arent the Tsarnaev’s from that part of the world ? That is the anus of the planet

      • Libtard Cuck
        June 25, 2019 at 6:05 pm

        Great question and I see you beat me to it! Yeah, so, I don’t this kid is feeling no pain as a result. And maybe the sister dragged him out the beach although I see no water even though the “beach”is western Mass is a lake. Luckily some of us have some kind of comapssion. I’d be nearly dead of alcohol poisoning by now if I were in his shoes because I couldn’t live with myself.

  • Nietzshe
    June 25, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Why couldn’t this have involved a bunch of illegal dirtbike and atv riders in Worcester? He’d still be headed to prison but I would argue that he’d be going in already having paid his debt to society. There’s no justice in this world.

  • Bob
    June 25, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    As this degenerate lived in mass, and dealt with the mass judicial system, it again highlights how Massachusetts fails law abiding citizens.

  • JoeMomma
    June 25, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Just send him to Paris Island, I’m sure there are a few Marines that would like to chat with him.

  • Dr Ed
    June 25, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    I blame the guy who hired him….

  • Judge dread
    June 25, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    ok I got it. the judge spends a lot of time deliberating in the chambers of east somerville.

    send him to Austin hood of western Chicago/Chiraq. Let the gangs have their way with him. I think he would make a good male sex doll for either barter or sale or lease, or all of the above.

    Fuck this douche canoe.

  • Zhukov
    June 25, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    You can’t roast this motherfucker enough every move he makes from now on please post it on here this piece of schitt’s Life needs to be destroyed seven times over

  • Klancy
    June 25, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Dailymail.com has this story the comments are out of control. A lot of blame the victim shit.
    Y’all need to log on and fix their asses.

  • Dick GoZinya
    June 25, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Never trust Russian chicks. First they steal your heart. Then your money and lastly your soul…

  • F*U
    June 25, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    All the smokin’ Russian babes in porn and this bimbo has the prehensiled upper lip of a camel. Bet she can get a dime off a mirror without using her tongue.

    • George Glass
      June 25, 2019 at 7:15 pm

      Thats the funniest thing I’ve read all day, thank you!

  • z
    June 25, 2019 at 11:53 am

    Whose the other ones with the heroin problem?
    Bunch, means more than one.
    Not saying you are wrong, but this is the first time I’ve read that.

  • Bullwinkle J. Moose
    June 25, 2019 at 11:50 am

    Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

    But that trick NEVER works!

    Oh, it’s a bottle of Henny in the console! That’s even better!

  • bigdaddy
    June 25, 2019 at 11:46 am

    If anyone is wondering why did he even still have a valid license ? Because this is massoftwoshits and the RMV like most of the state government is corrupt or totally incompetent. I heard on the news that this shitstain has a green card. If thats correct then if he gets sentenced to more than 365 days in jail he can be deported . Glad he is being charged in NH here in MA he would be handled with kid gloves so as to not get deported
    BTW if you dont pay your excise tax they will hunt you to the ends of the earth and will suspend your license and registration . I guess its different rules for non citizens

  • Brock Turner
    June 25, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Saturdays are for the cossacks

  • Cousin Eddie
    June 25, 2019 at 11:36 am

    I think you are assuming the photo was taken right before it was posted. I don’t think that is an unassailable assumption.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      June 25, 2019 at 11:50 am

      At the top of the pic it says 4 hr ago. Just look at the day it was posted. His sis looks similar to a young Rosanna Arquette in their shared photo. He shouldve been asking her about how to give a proper bj so he can save his anus from a complete and utter prolapse because you know a young, skinny kid like him will be the belle of the ball(s).

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    June 25, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Pieces of lying shit. My friend is dead cause of him. Boris and the fucking TRAMP.

    • panzer9811
      June 25, 2019 at 11:43 am

      Condolences to you. May your friend rest in peace.

      That junkie piece of shit, and his tranny-looking crusty whore sister should be staked out and run over with a steamroller. Slowly from the toes up. Him for killing 7 …….and her for calling him “lovely”

    • z
      June 25, 2019 at 11:57 am

      She was there?
      You ought to talk to the cops then.
      She may be a DBag, but I don’t think she was in the truck.
      Haven’t seen anything with her being charged with a crime.

      • panzer9811
        June 25, 2019 at 1:31 pm

        No. I did not say she was there. She is a hideous skank whose junk-box brother killed 7 people the day before she posted her fugly-ass picture with her brother calling him “lovely”. Do you think she did not know that her sputnik piece of shit brother had murdered 7 people……. the day before the “lovely” beach photo? Fuck her.

        • Dumb-ass. You done screwed up.
          June 25, 2019 at 7:09 pm

          Boy you just screwed up big-time. So, are YOU renasaurax rex or this other name whoms sends condolances to Rex? Most likely, same person, who just fucked up royally. All commenters here and fb are 5 of 100 the same. Get a life fuckface. We are onto your lame-ass turtle scam-game! Seriously, pathetic.

          • panzer9811
            June 26, 2019 at 10:29 am

            Shut the fuck up and take some reading comprehension classes you ignorant clown. I am ONE person who RARELY comments here.

      • PhilSimmsSucks
        June 25, 2019 at 1:48 pm

        She’s a fucking douchebag because she called her murdering brother lovely.
        Get it now, moron?

        • panzer9811
          June 26, 2019 at 10:32 am

          I can’t believe you had to explain that to the dumb-ass, but thanks.

    • Sad
      June 25, 2019 at 11:42 pm

      My condolences as well. Turtleboy got one thing wrong in this article by calling this kid a “truck driver.” Hes a kid who was driving a truck but hes no truck driver.

  • Never forget our military
    June 25, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Ukrainians are douchebags. I love it when Putin kicks the shit out of them

  • bigdaddy
    June 25, 2019 at 11:29 am

    I Am guessing anal is always on the table for his sister Maybe she can give him some idea what its like so he can be ready for it when he gets to prison

    • Dick Scratcher
      June 25, 2019 at 11:43 am

      She loves it in Trap 2.

      Dick Scratcher knows these things.

      • bigdaddy
        June 25, 2019 at 11:44 am

        Have you been there or know someone who has ? I am asking for a friend

        • Dick Scratcher
          June 25, 2019 at 12:06 pm

          I know a total of 114 people who have been there.

          I’m not at liberty to say if I am one of the 114.

          Dick

          • Dick Scratchers Dad
            June 25, 2019 at 12:59 pm

            Keep talking like this my little angel and you’ll never find a man to settle down with you.

          • Dick Scratcher
            June 26, 2019 at 4:27 am

            Sorry Dad.

      • Mom’s Basement
        June 25, 2019 at 1:52 pm

        The extensive research I’ve conducted on my favorite websites would suggest that this is probably true

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      June 25, 2019 at 7:19 pm

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      • Boris the clitoris is about to become a pickle smoocher
        June 26, 2019 at 9:18 am

        Dante Comparetto is that you

  • O'Leary
    June 25, 2019 at 11:28 am

    Oxygen stealer

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