The school year can’t officially start in Worcester until one of our schools completely screws up their welcome back sign. Last year it was this gem from North High School:
That was a classic, but this year Burncoat High School kicked it up a notch with…..whatever the hell this is supposed to be:
Wait…..what? It’s like Chapter 1 of Flowers For Algernon. Is that supposed to be a Haiku? It sounds like a Gronk pep talk that was edited by Johnny Damon.
As I’m writing this Mrs. Turtleboy cannot stop staring at this sign like it’s a Sodoku. She thinks there’s some sort of hidden meaning and she’s literally trying to rearrange the words in a sentence so that it actually makes sense. She’s not originally from Worcester and thus she’s convinced a public high school would never put a nonsensical sign like this outside during the first weeks of school. But Turtleboy has lived in Worcester his whole life. I know better.
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