Butthurt Millennial Cupcake Takes To FB Because Plymouth Cop Didn’t Rescue Her When Her Car Broke Down – Even Though She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Ask Him For Help After Standing There For An Hour Looking Totes Adorbs
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There has been an influx of shitty people making fun of the Plymouth police these past few weeks. So, I’ve got a two-parter coming up to mock stupid people for it. Tomorrow I will drop a blog because a lady, who was standing next to a junkie, posted about being upset because a cop didn’t wave to her kid. Today’s shame sandwich might be even funnier.
You all know we are a pro law enforcement blog. That doesn’t mean that we won’t call out a bad cop when we see one – but it’s such a thankless job. Especially when you have complete idiots expecting the sun to shine out of your ass while you’re trying to protect and serve.
Kaila Elizabeth is just your average millennial stuck in a big mean world. It’s really hard existing and it’s everyone else’s job to make sure that her feelings aren’t fractured.
So, when Kaila broke down in her car, she was just flabbergasted that a patrol cop didn’t help her. So, instead of asking for help, she held her tongue and went to post on All Things Plymouth.
Probably not the best idea.
Now, I’ve never had any issues with cell service in this area. I worked down there for years and years. The spot she is talking about is literally a five minute walk to a shopping center. That’s a HUGE area with about 9000 stores that she could have walked in and made a call.
I can imagine Kaila, a young 23 year-old girl, just walking around in a big circle, not knowing which way was north, exasperated, dehydrated, unsure of what to do because she’s never been out of bars before! THE HORROR!
Most of us wish we would have lucked out by having a cop standing right in front of us.
“I’m sorry officer but my car just broke down. My cell phone blows. May I borrow yours to call my dad?”
“Sure,” the officer would say.
Easy as that.
Not Kaila. She never asked the cop for help. She was butthurt that he didn’t stop to fluff her wellness.
Well, it didn’t turn out to well for our little cupcake when she posted her sob story of idiocy.
Genius question Jennifer!
Wait. They can’t read minds? HAVE I BEEN LIED TO MY WHOLE LIFE?!
Your opinion makes you look like a fucktard, pal.
Shut up Lisa. We don’t do hurt feelings here.
Well, naturally, when fuckery is abound, the Turtle was summoned. Little did they know my best friend had already alerted me to the hilarity.
So let this be a lesson to all of the butthurts. The Turtle is always watching.
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