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Butthurts Line Up To Defend Karyn Polito For Violating Her Own Social Distancing Order By Having Party At Family Compound In Shrewsbury


We’ve gotten a lot of blowback for publishing a story about the Karyn Polito commie cold bash at her lakefront property in Shrewsbury. Here’s some of the highlights.

But the person that’s been the biggest defender of Polito and Charlie Parker is a fake account called Kathy Hill, who must’ve commented over 100 times on our Facebook pages today.

This had to be Karyn Polito herself. Either that or it’s the president of her fan club.

Anyway, let me just respond to some of the criticism to clear things up.

  • No other media outlet has reported this

Yea, no shit. That’s usually what happens when you break a story.

  • Turtleboy is not real news.

Kylie Kirkpatrick, the Boston Globe, the State Police, and countless others disagree. But OK.

  • There were only 7 cars there

At the time this picture was taken there were indeed only 7 cars there. Unless each of those cars had no passengers in them then were more than 10 people in that house at the same time. Regardless, this was towards the end of the night after many cars had left. Our sources who first brought this to our attention reportedly saw 10 teenagers outside playing basketball, while the parks in town have all been closed off per orders of the Karyn Polito.

  • We don’t know which house they were at. They could’ve parked on the street and gone into any house.

There are three houses on that street, all of which are owned by the Polito family. Karyn, her brother Kenny, and her parents. The Globe wrote about this in a story in 2018 when they questioned why her home was not listed on the town’s online database. Karyn also has a homestead on her home.

Let’s say for argument’s sake that all those people went into her brother’s house and not her house. What difference does that make? At best it would mean that she was aware that this took place and did nothing to stop it. At worst it would mean she was inside partying. Either way it would mean that she was permissively allowing her family and friends to ignore the “orders” her administration has handed down regarding social distancing. She specifically told the commoners “only go out for essentials.”

What was “essential” about a get together at the family compound? Was this the latest reopening committee meeting?

More importantly, thanks to her administration’s orders a family owned driving range in East Longmeadow was issued a cease and desist and a fine for attempting to make a living, because they were in violation of her orders. Millions of people were forced out of work or had their businesses shut down because we were told that contact with other human beings would spread the virus.

Yet here she is having a party on her street. If she wasn’t there then when will she be issuing a fine against her family members? Is she wasn’t there then where was she that entire Saturday, and what evidence does she have to prove her alibi? And please, spare the bullshit about innocence until proven guilty. This isn’t a court of law, and her administration stopped ignoring the constitution a long, long time ago.

  • Her family just had two deaths and the family was having a get together for it.

Boo fucking hoo. Do you understand how many people have lost loved ones and couldn’t have a funeral or wake where they hug people and grieve properly due to Karyn Polito’s order? Why the hell do the rules not apply to her?

Indeed there were two deaths in the extended Polito family as Anthony Polito Sr. and his wife Flo passed away just days apart earlier this month. Yet neither of them listed Karyn Polito in their obituary. There is a Karen Polito listed, but Karyn Polito’s husband is attorney Stephan Rodolakis, and neither of them is listed. 

  • Turtleboy used an old image in a previous blog to smear Charlie Baker, claimed that it was a recent photograph, and made it look like Baker wasn’t practicing social distancing at Symmons Industries

I wrote this blog five days ago, and clearly stated that Baker had been going to Symmons Industries for photo ops “ever since he was elected,” and used the image of him taking the selfie during a tour. Since Baker was first elected in 2014 it should be obvious that this image was taken long before the commie cold pandemic.

The bottom line is that Karyn Polito obviously doesn’t buy into her own bullshit. She knows that it’s not realistic to tell people not to get together with family for three months. She knows that no one is going to do this. She knows that no one is gonna die if people get together in social groups, eat food, and drink beer. But she used the myth that it will to take away the liberties of everyone else while not sacrificing herself at all. Her “orders” don’t apply to her family members and friends, just the common folk who pay her $122K salary and allow her to live in a $1.5 million home that comes with its own island.



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50 Comment(s)
  • Drop a Dime so she can pay the fine
    May 26, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Turtle Boy well done sir! Well Done!

    Your finely tuned turtle instincts payed off big time. No doubt years of supervising sneaking mischievous teens has help create your bs detection super powers.

    Now if only a pissed off closed restaurateur or out of work restaurant staff or caterer would drop a dime on Polito’s no brown mm’s lockdown pandemic party order and the total cost, that would be great.

  • Ney
    May 26, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    If there wasn’t anything wrong she would not have needed to address it. If Turtleboy didn’t matter she would never have mentioned it. BOOM ROASTED naysayers. The Turtle is in the room.

  • Busted Bitch
    May 26, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Its not my pot officer. I was holding it for a friend.
    I thought I was abiding by Charlies rules except I wasnt.
    Busted Bitch time for a mea culpa . DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 26, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Now that Polito’s address has been published, we can only hope that Bat Girl takes a ride over to check out masks & number plates.

    She can let us know by having someone “hack” her facebook account and give us the details.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    May 26, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Oops it looks like 680 am picked up turtle boy story and is talking about it is that considered real news now? Is the fact that Jeff Kuhner and now VB have been talking about it on the radio and not just some “blogger“. Does Karyn Polito now have to worry about it? This state is a fucking joke phone with tax I can’t wait for another revolution people like this need to be knocked down a peg

    • Brian Messenheimer
      May 26, 2020 at 1:29 pm

      Sorry guy…..Polito threw her selfish uncaring brother who hates old people under the bus. No word on whether anyone is demanding he go straight to an emergency room to hold a cell phone for people dying of the commie cold so they can say goodby to their loved ones……….

      • Boss Schnoz Polito
        May 26, 2020 at 5:13 pm

        Did nurse hating Karen Polito and her nurse hating brother have the courtesy to sign a DNR do no resuscitate order and agree to be refused treatment for {Corona – Sars Cov 2 – Covid19 – HIV} and any accompanying ailments such as pneumonia, auto accidents, heart attack, stroke, falls and cancer?

  • Gramps
    May 26, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Back in my day we toughed it out and we liked it. You couldn’t hide in your house who would milk the cows and till the fields. That polito woman is a witch clear as the witches nose on her face, we put them in the drowning chair or crushed them with stones. Sure we knew most weren’t real witches but you can never be too careful.

  • Mr. Bone
    May 26, 2020 at 11:41 am

    When she’s in the mood now you know she’s really rude.
    When shes being rude shes rude

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    May 26, 2020 at 11:06 am

    Connie Novitsky’s box has been dry as the Sahara Desert since Mondale/Ferraro.

    May 26, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Were they giving out any golden showers at this party?

  • The Ultimate Hippocrit
    May 26, 2020 at 10:35 am

    Time to open up. The
    Magnificent ScamDemic has been UnMasked

  • Gretchen Whittmer
    May 26, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Yo go girl! Our own rules dont apply to us just the commonors.
    Hell, I banned boats but my hubby wanted his in the water for Memorial Day Weekend.
    He made a do you know who I am phonecall to the local boatshop to make it happen except they told him to kindly fuck off. We need to impose harsher rules to keep the unclean in order. How dare they question the authority I mean science?
    You have to rule with an iron fist and put down anyone who questions your inane rules.

  • Massholio
    May 26, 2020 at 10:08 am

    Luckily this was a great excuse to avoid the in law’s annual barbecue for yours truly.

  • Dick LaBone
    May 26, 2020 at 9:59 am

    Among the locals the Polito compound is known as “pound town”..

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 26, 2020 at 9:38 am

    Party or not I’m still throwing my piss filled beer cans on that yard next boat ride

    Get rid of this solidarity pop up you cheap fuck

    • Ozzy
      May 26, 2020 at 3:36 pm

      Someone suggested earlier to use the AdBlocker Plus app. This app does the trick for the banner. It’s also free.

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 26, 2020 at 9:22 am

    Sehr gut! Sehr gut!

    The Karen Reich is very proud of Fräulein Kathy Hill. She graduated magna cum laude from the Joseph Goebbels Academy for Karen Propaganda. She is currently the Reich Minister of Karen Propaganda and personally oversees the generation of voluminous propaganda that must be created as a result of frequent Karen hypocricy.

    As for the individual who took this picture, and subsequently notified TB of Field Marshal Polito’s OBVIOUS hypocricy, I have ordered the Karen Gestapo to use all means necessary to identify and detain this individual. Let me be clear, we cannot allow people who believe in the freedoms given to them by the US Constitution, to threaten our Karen Reich!!!

    Heil Karen!

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's bastard child
    May 26, 2020 at 9:20 am

    We get the government we deserve. Current admin. Have long sold out to globalists. Do the Democrat socialists really think the rules and resources will be applied evenly and we will all have the same rights and incomes or will some always be more equal than others? Wake up Massachusetts….also big parties in Shrewsbury cause Global Warming.

  • Not enough to convict
    May 26, 2020 at 9:05 am

    I’m disappointed in your source. They should have taken more pictures. The kids playing basketball would have been a game changer.

    • Truth
      May 26, 2020 at 12:50 pm

      Then you’d accuse the source of creeping on children

  • Wondering
    May 26, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Turtle, why haven’t your buddies at mass live picked up on this?

    • I Got Caught And Want To Blame The Source
      May 26, 2020 at 2:07 pm

      Kuhner and virgin fst boy picked it up

  • Yep
    May 26, 2020 at 8:15 am

    Over the target. Keep digging. Foia her phone and emails relating to date of event.

  • George Orwell
    May 26, 2020 at 8:14 am

    Read my book. Its just as I predicted

  • Tim Murray
    May 26, 2020 at 8:07 am

    Should have just stuck with assessing storm damage. Amateur.

  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    May 26, 2020 at 8:04 am

    I corn holed Grace Lawson in 1938.

    • Greta Thunberg
      May 26, 2020 at 10:58 am

      How Dare You!!!

  • A mellow young fellow
    May 26, 2020 at 7:35 am

    I’m pretty damn young but I do remember for the longest time that we had no lt gouverneur. We did just fine with out one for years so why do we need one now?

  • hartf811
    Leigha’s bestie
    May 26, 2020 at 7:34 am

    Ratchet grifter who made a career of holding Charlie in name only’s dick while he pees.
    Nose like a aardvark.

    • D is that you?
      May 26, 2020 at 7:39 am

      Danielle from waaf is that you?
      Still trying to keep your pig friend from offing her self? Is she still with the bed shitter? Hey, hows LB doing? Are you married yet or are you still a lonely animal lady?

  • Frank
    May 26, 2020 at 7:33 am

    You can’t take on the beautiful people they own everything. There is a government organization for every aspect of life and they are all politicized. The pig is getting too fat

  • Hey KP
    May 26, 2020 at 7:14 am

    I can’t wait to hang out on your lake July 4th.

    Where can we see the fireworks?

    Should I bring ice or anything?

  • Yeah but you still suck
    May 26, 2020 at 6:46 am

    A smart person would have anticipated these questions and answered them in the first post.
    A good reporter would’ve provided the context and attempted to corroborate.
    An honest writer would’ve cited the 10 person gathering limitation in the first post rather than hysterically claimed no one is allowed to see each other.

    You’re none of those things. Karyn Polito might be a hypocrite. Probably is. But even still, remember: you’re not smart, good at journalism, or honest.

    • Kp Needs Speech Therapy
      May 26, 2020 at 10:10 am

      Oh boy oh boy you told turtleboy what a rebuttsl. You will probably win a Pulitzer prize for that one. NOT.

      • Fyi
        May 26, 2020 at 12:12 pm

        You stan a literal retard.

        • Not The Best Public Speaker
          May 26, 2020 at 2:11 pm

          Oh un ah um I was social um distancing like you know ah I thought um I was um obeying charlies rules ah.

    • Hi Karyn
      May 26, 2020 at 11:30 pm

      Hiiiiiii karrryyyyyyyyyyn (yes we can tell its you!)

      You are secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of leader are you? You can’t even lead a lemming with your naked arse. The devil shits, and your family eats. You shall not, you daughter of a whore make subjects of free men. We have no fear of your windbreakers. Fuck your mother.

      You are a goatfucker of Boston, sineheard of the berkshires, pig of fall river, dorchester theif, catamite of Wellesley, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God and grandson of the snake, you are the crick in our dick, a pigs snout, a horses arse, a slaughterhouse cur and an unchristened brow. Fuck your own mother.

  • The Hobbit
    May 26, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Good work Turtleboy. As they say “make the enemy live up to its own book of rules”.

  • Michael Collings
    May 26, 2020 at 5:54 am

    We will spare none of these people come civil unrest. Everything they do is repeated in the mirror.

  • Karen Polito's Ugly Black Heart
    May 26, 2020 at 5:53 am

    Another fine public service by Uncle.

    Whenever posters try to dismiss a story that makes their heroes look bad by derisively calling the source a “blog” you know that your blows have landed.

    Polito is as corrupt as any Massachusetts politician that has come before her. We must ensure that she never, ever becomes governor. Uncle Turtleboy has contributed to that effort.

    I like the poster’s idea of dumping garbage on her compound if you boat on the lake. Quinsig mariners, please save your old tuna cans, fish bones, maxi pads, and used condoms for this purpose.

    • Karen pee on me Charlie polito
      May 26, 2020 at 3:32 pm

      Is it a black heart, a black dildo, or both?

  • Cocky Balboa
    May 26, 2020 at 5:28 am

    Aye yo, Korona Polito knows you can’t get the commie cold after swallowing the governor’s splooge. She had a bukkake party with him as the secret guest so her friends are now immune too. Good thing I bent her over so I wouldn’t see that crooked nose or smell her man mayonnaise breath while I beat her pussy up all night long, all night

  • WW II Truism
    May 26, 2020 at 3:22 am

    You always take the most flak when over the target.

    • The Ultimate Hippocrit
      May 26, 2020 at 10:32 am

      Time to open up. The ScamDemic has been unmasked.

    • Coming up on the target area
      May 26, 2020 at 11:21 pm

      Aye laddie. She’s in the comments sections with her sock accounts. She starting to lob the flak on the turtle force.

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    May 26, 2020 at 3:04 am

    Shady real estate deal, corrupt family

  • Joe Bidden came out of his house for the first time in two months.Leadership you can trust!
    May 26, 2020 at 2:57 am

    Until the end, bin Laden remained focused on attacking Americans and coming up with plots, however improbable, to kill U.S. leaders. He wished especially to target airplanes carrying Gen. David Petraeus and even President Barack Obama, reasoning that an assassination would elevate an “utterly unprepared” Vice President Joe Biden into the presidency and plunge the U.S. into crisis.

  • Murder Hornet
    May 26, 2020 at 2:44 am

    Massachusetts liberals are the worst.This type of elitism has been going
    on for decades.Kennedys,Deval,Tall Deval,Granny Warren,John Kerry,etc,etc,etc. NEVER vote for a liberal!!

    Bunch of cunts! (Credit Due R.P.)

    • Happy 4th of July Boston!!!!
      May 26, 2020 at 6:34 am

      Imagine the (D) douche bag that would throw that a downvote.

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