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Fox 25 News: Four people are charged with robbing a homeless person in Cambridge at knife-point early Monday morning, according to police. Police said four people walked up to the victim, who was trying to go to sleep on the sidewalk on JFK Street. According to police, one of the men brandished a knife and hit the victim on the side of the face with a metal chair. The group them rummaged through the victim’s stuff and stole $40 in cash and a cell phone. The victim gave officers a description of the suspects. They found the two men a short distance away. Officers responding to an unrelated alarm call located the two women. 

The victim positively identified all four suspects: 
•    Courtland Hall, 18, 147 Willow Street, Cambridge 
•    Darren Jones, 24, 112 South Hampton Street, Boston
•    Kathryn McCallan, 35, homeless
•    Tiffany Savage, 45, 85 Harvey Street, Cambridge

Police arrested all four suspects and charged them with armed robbery. Hall was also charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon since he was the one accused of brandishing the knife and hitting the victim with the metal chair. The victim was taken to a hospital by ambulance.

A God damn chair? They beat a homeless person with a chair so they could split $40 four ways and get high for 15 minutes? And of all the people to rob, they chose a homeless woman, who sources tells us is mentally challenged? Seriously, did they need to hit them with a chair? Who robbed this poor lady, Bret the Hitman Hart?

Oh, and Courtland Hall, chair boy, this was him a year ago…..

Good thing we wasted time looking for him.

Somehow an 18 year old is hanging out with a 45 year old veteran crack monkey, whose last name of course is…..

Savage!

She’s one of the most notorious slopqueefs dragging her snail trail across Cambridge….

I know, I know. She looks like such a productive, law abiding member of society…..

Apparently she’s really into……

Wait till Kyle Kennedy is out of prison. If he goes back to being straight he’s gonna be all up in her hepatitis highway.

Here’s my question – how do these people afford to live in Cambridge if they’re not homeless? This is gentrification central. The rent is too damn high and owning is for millionaires like Liz Warren. Have these people not heard of Chelsea before? I’m willing to bet that Tiffany’s last five jobs all involve dispensing mushroom tip soup to strangers for a negotiable rate, which of course she then blows on smack. So the only way people like this have a roof over their head is courtesy of the taxpayers.

But of course this is Cambridge, where people like Elizabeth Warren intentionally pretend that people like Savage and the Ultimate Warrior don’t exist and aren’t sucking the taxpayer dry.