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Cambridge Coochstains Beat Mentally Challenged Homeless Woman With Chair, Take $40 And Cell Phone

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Fox 25 NewsFour people are charged with robbing a homeless person in Cambridge at knife-point early Monday morning, according to police. Police said four people walked up to the victim, who was trying to go to sleep on the sidewalk on JFK Street. According to police, one of the men brandished a knife and hit the victim on the side of the face with a metal chair. The group them rummaged through the victim’s stuff and stole $40 in cash and a cell phone. The victim gave officers a description of the suspects. They found the two men a short distance away. Officers responding to an unrelated alarm call located the two women. 

The victim positively identified all four suspects: 
•    Courtland Hall, 18, 147 Willow Street, Cambridge 
•    Darren Jones, 24, 112 South Hampton Street, Boston
•    Kathryn McCallan, 35, homeless
•    Tiffany Savage, 45, 85 Harvey Street, Cambridge

Police arrested all four suspects and charged them with armed robbery. Hall was also charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon since he was the one accused of brandishing the knife and hitting the victim with the metal chair. The victim was taken to a hospital by ambulance.

A God damn chair? They beat a homeless person with a chair so they could split $40 four ways and get high for 15 minutes? And of all the people to rob, they chose a homeless woman, who sources tells us is mentally challenged? Seriously, did they need to hit them with a chair? Who robbed this poor lady, Bret the Hitman Hart?

Oh, and Courtland Hall, chair boy, this was him a year ago…..

Good thing we wasted time looking for him.

Somehow an 18 year old is hanging out with a 45 year old veteran crack monkey, whose last name of course is…..


She’s one of the most notorious slopqueefs dragging her snail trail across Cambridge….

I know, I know. She looks like such a productive, law abiding member of society…..

Apparently she’s really into……

Wait till Kyle Kennedy is out of prison. If he goes back to being straight he’s gonna be all up in her hepatitis highway.

Here’s my question – how do these people afford to live in Cambridge if they’re not homeless? This is gentrification central. The rent is too damn high and owning is for millionaires like Liz Warren. Have these people not heard of Chelsea before? I’m willing to bet that Tiffany’s last five jobs all involve dispensing mushroom tip soup to strangers for a negotiable rate, which of course she then blows on smack. So the only way people like this have a roof over their head is courtesy of the taxpayers.

But of course this is Cambridge, where people like Elizabeth Warren intentionally pretend that people like Savage and the Ultimate Warrior don’t exist and aren’t sucking the taxpayer dry.

18 Comment(s)
  • Turtlelover
    August 25, 2018 at 9:38 am

    Hey Turtleboy! 112 Southampton St Boston is the city run homeless shelter. Have any more arrests from that address?

  • I'm Back
    August 24, 2018 at 7:24 am

    Hey Turtle boy… GREG BATES is at it again! Check out Beverly Patch….. Restaraunts up there need our help!

    • Y
      August 24, 2018 at 11:35 am

      Wow, this guy won’t quit. You almost have to respect the hustle, almost.

  • Judge dread
    August 24, 2018 at 5:40 am

    A turtle rider said it best so I will repeat it.

    “Play shit games win shit prices”

    • Judge dread
      August 24, 2018 at 5:42 am

      Sorry prizes

  • Turd Reversalist
    August 24, 2018 at 2:37 am

    I know she’s a mess but would still tuck her hemmorhoids back in. Tenderly. With genuine affection.
    I think I’m in love with Tiffany.

  • Brian Albrecht
    August 23, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    This is a comment I read on the blog by south shore turtle girl about the “concerned parent offended by out of context white power of lynn cherleading coach ect ect…”
    The comment has 22 thumbs up and only 2 down. What a disgusting racist website this is. This is your audience Turtle boy. This is why people mass report every turtle boy page on social media. I wonder why all the white racists flock here. @lDAN K3ARN3Y definitely isnt racist… I’m going to dance on this White trash website the second it shuts down. AND IF ANY OF YOU WESTERN MASS RACIST PUSSYS WANTS TO USE YOUR WHITE POWER COME FACE ME THIS WEEKEND. I’m working in quincy sat and sunday. I would love to bash one of your fucking faces in with my battering ram right hand. rip your shirt over your head so your flailing like a little bitch as i proceed to bury a right square into your mouth leaving you convulsing on the ground. These are your readers South Shore Turtle Girl. You’re doing a great job promoting hate.

    More of our new “Reality” August 22, 2018 at 7:02 pm REPLY
    22 2 Rate This

    Another glaring example of why non-POC need to distance themselves from POC. Just like the race baiting cunt from Smith College, stay as far away from them as possible. Don’t engage them, don’t try to talk to them, don’t try to do nice things for them, nothing. See them on the side of the road with a broken down vehicle, fuck ’em, keep driving. See one of them fall down on the ground, keep walking. See the black mother in front of you at the checkout line who doesn’t have quite enough for groceries, fuck her, just look the other way and mind your own business. Just remember that once you engage them, you open yourself up to bad things. If you encounter a POC that you do not know, stay the fuck away from them. If they engage you, before you do anything, pull out your phone and record them so you have a record of what transpires. They are clearly engaging in a campaign to wreak havoc on society and they WILL bring you down. It is sad that they don’t want to live peacefully and coexist with non-POC, but it is what it is. Don’t get mixed up in their bullshit, just ignore them and go about your business. Above all keep your cool and never resort to violence; you will lose if you do that.

    • 2wEntEe
      August 24, 2018 at 12:25 am

      One persons comment does not reflect the perspective of turtle nation but we respect his opinion because UNLIKE YOU, he is not advocating nor endorsing violence.

      Just prefers to not interact with people of color.

      You want to strip men half naked and sucker punch them.

      Jokes on you bitch i tuck in my shirts.

    • Norfolk County Sherriff’s Office
      August 24, 2018 at 3:53 am

      Good to hear you’re going to be in Quincy, Brian. We’ve been wanting to talk to you for a while.

    • MrSmiley
      August 24, 2018 at 9:07 am

      How do you not see what a knob you are?? Literally no one here cares about the shit dribbling out of your mouth time and time again. You keep churping about your battering ram fists? Who does that except someone with the exact opposite!? You allegedly went to Duggans with a friend!! You fucking PUSSSSY. Real solid when you bring a chaperone…. Byeeeee

  • Brian Albrecht
    August 23, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    anyone seen that pussy Bret Killoran? He’s extremely ugly, smells god awful. Has hair that resembles the mange disease dogs get. He’s truly gross folks. Refuses to smile because he’s embarrassed of the condition of his mouth. Number of teeth: Unknown but few. He has one of the most grotesque bodies of his generation. Usually with his fat whore of girlfriend. I’m worried he might be dead, as he hasnt been going on his usual dates with that fruit cup @lDAN. If anyone has any information please contact me or his wife. Shes worried sick…well actually shes just dope sick because he left to get a 40 bag of dope off of Diego and never came back. His tolerance is sky high so an OD would be a welcome surprise but a rather large and unlikely surprise. If that is the case thats what you get for going to Diego instead of me you dumb fuck. I’d never sell you a bag that wasnt at least 50% brown sugar. AlD@N wiating for you!

    • SMDH
      August 24, 2018 at 2:29 am

      Brian, if this is really you, you need to know that you’re an embarrassment to the town of Weymouth.

  • SMH
    August 23, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    I am just shocked that Courtland Hall lives in Cambridge public housing after having aged out of a DCF home he ran away from. Cambridge spends twice as much as other Mass. communities on students, so he must have learned a lot in school.

  • Wabbitt
    August 23, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    Hit her with a chair? Is this Cambridge or the ECW Arena?

  • Scott
    August 23, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    Does she know Cuffy? Can we get some news about him?

  • JJ
    August 23, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    I bet you are as hot as your takes! 100

    • JJ
      August 23, 2018 at 6:17 pm

      Fire emojis!
      Choke-holding Rachets better than Chris Benoit!!!
      Too soon?

      • Y
        August 24, 2018 at 11:21 am

        David Carradine

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