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Cannabis-Loving Chomo Violates Bail On Kiddie Porn Charge by Smoking Devil’s Lettuce, Doesn’t Go Back to Jail Because It’s Massachusetts

Here’s yet another entry from the ratchet-infested city of Attleboro!

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Meet Chris Dahlbeck.

 

Chris loves his cat,

 

 

his husband,

WWE wrestling,

and his Subaru Tribeca.

Oh, and kiddie porn. He also loves kiddie porn.

Back in April, Chris was one of 5 men who were arrested on child pornography charges.

From WHDH:

“Five Massachusetts men have been arrested over the last two months as the result of a joint child pornography investigation involving numerous law enforcement agencies, officials announced Monday.”

”Christopher Dahlbeck, 31, of Attleboro, was arraigned in Attleboro District Court on charges of possessing and disseminating child pornography after a search warrant executed at his home on April 10 allegedly uncovered multiple videos on his computer.”

Not only did he have child porn himself, he was also sharing it with other sickos. Lock him up, and throw away the key.

Except, this is Massachusetts, so he’s been walking around free, out on bail with some pretty standard conditions. Despite his undeserved freedom, Chris found himself back in the news on Wednesday after he violated the conditions of his bail.

Sun Chronicle:

“A city man free on bail on child pornography charges was spared jail Tuesday after allegedly testing positive for marijuana use in violation of his bail conditions.

Christopher D. Dahlbeck, 31, of 300 Handy St., was ordered to refrain from using drugs or alcohol among other conditions after his arrest April 12 by city police, state police and federal agents.

He was one of five individuals arrested in the county following an undercover child pornography investigation.

Dahlbeck is free on $1,000 cash bail and is charged with downloading child pornography and sharing it with others with a computer-file sharing program. Authorities say he admitted to the crimes after his arrest but he has pleaded innocent.

Attleboro lawyer Colleen McGahan told the court that Dahlbeck has been complying with his bail conditions with the exception of a single test and argued against revoking his bail.

Dahlbeck was also required to wear a GPS tracking bracelet and is prohibited from using the internet or going near children under 16. The GPS bracelet is also programmed to alert officials if he goes near a school or playground. His home is near the Hyman Fine Elementary School.

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Assistant District Attorney Natasha Azevedo wanted the defendant’s bail revoked, arguing that the drug test and a prior probation violation showed he could not comply with court orders.”

 

Those are just polite suggestions, though, right? I mean fuck bail conditions. He’s gonna do what he wants!

So edgy!

I have no issue with pot. I don’t smoke myself because I’m already fat and don’t need a chronic case of the munchies. There’s already too much Taco Bell in my life. However, if others want to partake, have at it. When the conditions of your bail specifically prohibit it, though, you should probably refrain. All the pro-legalization people told us it’s not addictive, right? So it should be easy to give up until your case is adjudicated. And what the hell is this?  

“Dahlbeck is free on $1,000 cash bail”

I’m no legal expert, but why does $1,000 seem like an awfully small amount of bail? I mean, child pornography is a plague on our society. It’s a crime that is hardly victim-less, and those victims are innocent little kids. That amount of bail isn’t much of a deterrent. Plus, it’s not like this is the first arrest for this scrawny little pedobear. He just violated his bail conditions, and has violated probation on a previous charge. The guy lives near an elementary school, for fuck’s sake. Luckily for him this is Massachusetts and judges here aren’t interested in throwing criminals in jail. A strongly worded warning should suffice. This chudnugget’s feelings are clearly more important than a bunch of elementary school kids.

This is Judge Mathers:

he was appointed as a judge in 2013 by then Governor Deval Patrick. We all know what that means. He’s “compassionate”. More compassionate than the kind of guy who gets his rocks off to child abuse.

I believe in second chances, everyone makes mistakes, but to me the bail *IS* the second chance. Stick to the terms, keep your nose clean until trial, and have your day in court. If you can’t do that bare minimum, you don’t deserve to breathe free air. Oh, and by the way…he dindonuffin….

“During an interview with police, Dahlbeck allegedly admitted to downloading child pornography after saying he only downloaded music files, according to the police report.”

Burn him.

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 21, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Revocation of his NAMBLA membership card should put an end to his pederasty. /s

    • Dr. Obvious MD
      July 23, 2019 at 1:40 pm

      Revocation of his penis and scrotum will more assuredly put an end to his pederasty. If not, I prescribe a dose of .44 Magnum, administered to the temple.

  • Bath house barry
    July 20, 2019 at 7:18 am

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

  • Fuck pedos
    July 19, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Bail now must be a reasonable amount that can be paid by the defendant. Which I find absolutely ludacris. But that’s how it is. I find the more heinous the crime the higher the bail should be.

  • Pinegrove party
    July 19, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    This mf used to live a few streets over from me. Attleboro keeping it classy per the usual smh

  • El Guapo
    July 19, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    All the right qualifications to run for a seat with the Dems

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 19, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    Here be me limerick on the subject…

    Not all pot smokers be pedophiles
    But all pedophiles be pot smokers
    I like to stick my finger so far up my asshole I can tickle me spleen!……..

    DS

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 23, 2019 at 7:02 am

      Off you fuck, cuntchops.

      The Real DS

  • Captain Trips
    July 19, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Everyone is missing what is really happening here.

    He’s gay. One of the liberal left’s poster children!

    He’s the Jussie Smollet of kiddie porn!

    We will be lucky if he gets 30 minutes in jail.

    If he was a straight male? He’d be in the can and be sentenced to 30 years already.

  • Massholio
    July 19, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Why do the feds basically sentence people to life and they state is like ummm… a couple months maybe. Maybe the US attorney can pick up the case and put him into a “fuck me in the butt” real prison

  • Seems dumb
    July 19, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Not defending this scumbag…just curious… Why is smoking weed or consuming alcohol (legal substances) a condition of probation for child pornography charges in the first place?

    • EmfnT
      July 19, 2019 at 12:21 pm

      My guess is that the answer to your question is twofold. 1) getting drunk or high leads to poor decisionmaking, so it is in everyone’s best interests if the guy stays sober, and 2) punitive. If he gets to stay out of jail, he shouldn’t be allowed all the fun stuff that the rest of us law abiding people get to indulge in.

  • Ed Maaaahkey's comb-over
    July 19, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Again !
    Another Deval Patrick appointee to a Judgeship !
    Asshole Deval ( like his protegee Barry) is long gone…but his judicial appointments ( like Barry’s) will haunt us for decades to come.
    Yep !
    Keep electing liberal asshole Democrats, folks !
    You reap what you sow!
    This is another example of the result of brain-dead Massachusetts voters who myopically vote the (D) !
    Yep !
    Great job!

  • Sprinkle Pig
    July 19, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Can someone explain to me how Deval Patrick was allowed to swear in all these judges? I feel everytime I read one of these articles we find out it is a Deval appointee. So were we as a state very low on judges when he was governor? Is there a limit on how many a governor can swear in during a term in office? It just seems like this state is over run by Deval appointees and why isn’t our useless POS RINO governor appointing more now? I guess I answered my own question with that one but seriously why are they always Devals judges?

    • Deval Patrick's liberal ass
      July 19, 2019 at 11:58 am

      Not sure why. But, it’s obvious he took every advantage to fill every Judgeship quickly in order to pack the Massachusetts Judiciary with like-minded liberal assholes. This is what you get when you elect a pretty-boy former civil rights attorney as Governor!
      What could possibly go wrong ??
      >Insert sarcasm here<
      But the past is the past, unfortunately.
      But, there is a cure !
      Stop electing liberal asshole Democrats!

  • Nadia Yenraek
    July 19, 2019 at 11:23 am

    Ever heard of innocent until PROVEN guilty? Guess not. But you want him locked up and the key thrown away without a trial. Interesting world you wanna live in. No trial, no lawyer, just jail for someone ACCUSED of doing something.

    I’d like to hear you explain how smoking weed is related to kiddy porn? Sounds like it’s simply a punishment doled out BEFORE he’s been convicted.

    Some day you should read up on the purpose of bail.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 19, 2019 at 11:31 am

      Hey, Milky Mike!!

      Violation of conditions is violation. No matter what those conditions were.
      He should be back inside, awaiting a fair trial.

      You, on the other hand have been found guilty on here of being a complete waste of fucking oxygen.
      Now off you fuck, there’s a lamb.

    • Sprinkle Pig
      July 19, 2019 at 11:41 am

      Aligning yourself with scum bag skinners now huh Milky? Why not pick him up as a client then Milky? Just when we think you cant get lower Milky you dig a little deeper.

    • Nadia, Nadia, Nadia !
      July 19, 2019 at 11:42 am

      Ever heard of GET FUCKED ?
      Liberalism is a mental disorder and you are it’s poster child.
      GET FUCKED !!

    • Nada Yenwreck
      July 19, 2019 at 11:46 am

      Smoking weed is not related to kiddie porn, it’s a direct violation of his probation. It’s not really rocket science. Think before you flap your lips, Nada. I mean Nadia.

    • Voice of reason
      July 19, 2019 at 11:47 am

      Nadia! HE ADMITTED TO THE CRIME!!!
      And the police don’t “accidentally” arrest people for owning child pornography! There’s no grey area HE WAS IN POSSESSION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!!!!
      Furthermore, marijuana may not have anything to do with child porn but that is irrelevant! It was a condition of his release which he VIOLATED!!!!!
      Your argument is pathetic and weak and stupid and this monster you’re defending should be placed in a hangman’s noise and hung for his disgraceful crimes against children and you should be punched in the face for even attempting to defend him! That’s reality bitch!

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 19, 2019 at 11:01 am

    This cunt would get a limerick but literally nothing rhymes with Attleboro. A lucky escape.

    DS

  • Nice Job Dems
    July 19, 2019 at 10:52 am

    A judge appointed by a governor who supported rapists and drug dealers letting a child pornographer stay out in bail. How shock Massachusetts. Deval was like Obama, an experiment that backfired. They both ruined what they were put in charge of. Nice job Dems. They will never learn

    • Hartford
      July 19, 2019 at 11:00 am

      2 words: Barney Frank.

      • BARNEY GREW POT IN HIS HOUSE
        July 19, 2019 at 2:15 pm

        2 more words.

        Page Boys

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