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Cape Cod Clam-and-Crabs Combo With Multiple Google Trophies Arrested For 2014 Aggravated Rape And Held On $20,000 Cash Bail, Shockingly Does Not Appear To Be Mother Of The Year

Cape Cod Clam-and-Crabs Combo With Multiple Google Trophies Arrested For 2014 Aggravated Rape And Held On $20,000 Cash Bail, Shockingly Does Not Appear To Be Mother Of The Year

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It looks like the junkpocalypse that has consumed the Cape for the past 10-15 years is spreading further and further down the peninsula. This sexy skeleton-and-scabies is Sara Plakas, from Eastham.




Holy hepatitis, this chick is a New Bedford 5, living all the way in Eastham, because the “disease” is spreading like crabs on a crank hoe throughout the entire sandbar. I remember when the Cape was more like this:

And now, I guess, it’s just this:

But I digress. Back to Sarah.

Sarah, unsurprisingly, has several google trophies under her belt.

But it’s ok, because she has been “turning her life around” – a complete 360 spin back to heroin addiction and filth, I guess.

Holy fuck, what a “before” and “after” shot. She starts off as an average cheese hog and spirals down to Skelator in drag.

And only the finest face-and-neck tattoos are allowed to penetrate her herpes hole:


Don’t you dare try to get with his girl. Or he will cut you.



Sarah is also a really classy broad.

Which really makes her latest google arrest even more horrifying.

Via Cape Cod Times:

“A North Eastham woman was jailed Wednesday on $20,000 cash bail after pleading not guilty in Orleans District Court to eight counts of aggravated rape in 2014 in Eastham, according to court documents.

Sarah Plakas, 28, faces charges of having had sexual intercourse or unnatural sexual intercourse by force with a female minor on varying dates throughout 2014, the documents say. Specifics of the case were shielded from public view in the court file.”


What a sick cunt. And it gets worse – looks like she fired a kid out of her baby cannon, which thankfully she promptly lost, and has been “just about to get back” from the state ever since.


Which is less than plausible, considering all of her pictures are in the DCF supervised visitation room.

God,  I don’t like where this is going. Especially because the kids father/stepfather/mom’s boyfriend, something….got charged as well.


Oh God.

And she seems to reference something happening with this chud:


I don’t like the way I’m connecting these dots here one bit, but I’m not the only one connecting them this way:


Thankfully, this sick bitch is locked up, and since procuring $40 for a bag of dope is often a full days endeavor for a lady of her class (A) and standing, the odds of her ponying up $20k for bail or knowing anyone who will, are slim to none. That being said, I really do hope she gets anally raped with a broomstick in jail. Whether it’s her child or not – she still victimized a child, and that’s just cause enough for me for death by un-lubed, splinter filled sodomy for me.


14 Comment(s)
  • Anonymous
    September 18, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    I dont think she did anything to her daughter i thank the boyfriend did it. Its ashame to read comments when clearly she had addiction problems from losing her entire family mom dad and brother alll died within 3 years including her father in fromt of her face no tjats not an excuse but if anything this is about a mother being selfish in her addiction period. If she did this to the child whom was taken in 2014 due to an overdose and was safely away from the mother then why has nothing been said this whole time up until 2018 and wby if she did this would she have visi t actions via dcf after this 2024 accusation. I don’t beleive itd true because I do know for a fact this woman was trying to get sober , while fighting for custody and i know the child was safe after 2014 and spent many days and nights away from the mother and boyfriend and would of spoken up. When she did speak this was during another custody battle this woman was going for as she got sober and got her avt together. Whats sad is the child’s life regardless of this being true or not is ruined by her mothers selfish acts for using drugs to mask pain that never would go away. Her acts of being with men that beat the shit out of her and because she didn’t know her worth she let it happen until she finally realized how to forgive her self ( I know Sarah didn’t rape her daughter ) I do not know if her boyfriend did but Sarah loved Gianna that was her everything and she never stopped fighting for her and to get her addictiom under control. I do know Sarah has been through q lot of trauma but she would never let anyone rape her own daughter if she knew this was happening with her boyfriend whom is we rll known drug dealer woman beater ever touched her daughter well she’d be in jail.for other reasons. Sarah is out and completely sober as James Souza is in protective custody in Barnstable awaiting trial on this case and a drug trafficking charge . According to records James Souza broke his girlfriends jaw named Jenna and also had a baby in the house with James souza. SOUZA also had his own child but because he’s a trust fund baby mommy always bailed him out and let him get away with everything. This time mommy can’t save James. I can tell you as a community to pray for the child qnr her caretakers. I can tell you justice will ve served but this wasn’t the mother. Turtle boy you blew this up when we should come together as a community with a major addiction problem and help children in dcf custody so this doesn’t happen to any other families which most of the time dcf doesn’t take children away from.the parents they should but thatd another story
    I pray for this child and everyone that the truth will come out but most importantly i hope the child is safe .

  • Tony Costa in the dunes
    November 20, 2018 at 5:47 am

    Cape Cod in the 1960’s was a fantastic place, even into the 70’s and 80’s, but in the 90’s, (working at a homeless shelter that required nothing of its guests to get their shit together) i saw that more people off-Cape heard that they could stay free and fed in Hyannis, and the vacation rush was on. I’m now trying to build a wall on Rte 28 in Harwich, but fear the worst.

    • Appalled Car T
      February 2, 2019 at 5:58 am

      Me too, and that was the most frustrating part, watching people die who still had the potential to get their shit together, if we we had been allowed to help. So, instead, I’ll help with the wall, at the Harwich line.

  • Turd Reversalist
    November 20, 2018 at 3:18 am

    I wouldn’t get all fancy with the hentai rope, just a few sturdy zip ties.
    Then put the rod o’ justice to work, giving her a pink sock that looks like a knee high. Burn it in a few spots with a cigarette before giving her a couple of smacks on her bony ass so it draws back in.
    The resulting infection would spread like rumors of a Christmas miracle in the ghetto.

  • enough
    November 20, 2018 at 12:21 am

    I have never wanted to punch two people more in my entire life.

    That poor child.

    All the while, the mother ranting about her ‘family’ not being reunited, ‘domestic violence,’ wah wah, “look at me.”
    A family is not a junkie mother who brings a child into the world with who-knows what guy, who is not her husband and not a father. A family is not a woman who brings a baby into the world and then joins in with some perverted man in devastating a child and taking away her innocence, so the two of you can go on some meth-fuled sex binge and joke about such crap on Facebook.

    I hope this non-mother gets her act together, but more than anything I pray for healing for that poor baby, and that she can get a REAL family that loves her, protects her and helps her heal from all evil that has surrounded her. Oh, and I sure hope nobody decides it would be a heartwarming thing for the adoptive family to be forced to keep the biological parents updated, in touch or in the picture.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 19, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    I am always amazed that these “people” think they are so good looking that they keep posting selfies. They’re just chunks of rotten meat who by some quirk of fate happen to have the same number of chromosomes as actual human beings.

  • Chris P. Bacon
    November 19, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Is saying you’re “self-employed” because you take some shitty old furniture and give it a coat of spray paint or suddenly you call yourself an “Event Planner” the new thing for ratchets in 2018?

  • Judge dread
    November 19, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Ugg the bags under her eyes and the fashion sense is disgusting.

    And that dude with the neck tats and shit. If I saw him on the street I would pull a gun on him. He screams of the vibe “I home invade and rape”. Wtf.

    The judge says take these two on a deep see fishing trip, go into international waters, tazer them, and through them overboard. Let Mother Nature and the sea have their way with them.

  • Hobart
    November 19, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Anyone who harms a child is a different kind of sick. These 2 need to be put in gent population after they are sentenced and let it work it self out from there

    • enough
      November 20, 2018 at 12:28 am

      This being MA, some judge will probably lower her bail, she’ll get out and get pregnant again while waiting trial. This will be followed by the judge buying her ‘domestic violence’ crap and sending her to rehab and parenting classes.

  • Washashore
    November 19, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    Another Cape story to warm your cockles this holiday season. I do however take exception to your portrayal of Mashpee as a vodka town, it is a whiskey town. We be civilized…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 19, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    If they do another remake of the Wizard of Oz she’s a shoo-in for the witch of the west

  • WTF
    November 19, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    Use a telephone pole for the sodomy

  • bigdaddy
    November 19, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    27 is like 65 in ratchet years

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