Cape Cod Clam-and-Crabs Combo With Multiple Google Trophies Arrested For 2014 Aggravated Rape And Held On $20,000 Cash Bail, Shockingly Does Not Appear To Be Mother Of The Year
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It looks like the junkpocalypse that has consumed the Cape for the past 10-15 years is spreading further and further down the peninsula. This sexy skeleton-and-scabies is Sara Plakas, from Eastham.
Holy hepatitis, this chick is a New Bedford 5, living all the way in Eastham, because the “disease” is spreading like crabs on a crank hoe throughout the entire sandbar. I remember when the Cape was more like this:
And now, I guess, it’s just this:
But I digress. Back to Sarah.
Sarah, unsurprisingly, has several google trophies under her belt.
But it’s ok, because she has been “turning her life around” – a complete 360 spin back to heroin addiction and filth, I guess.
Holy fuck, what a “before” and “after” shot. She starts off as an average cheese hog and spirals down to Skelator in drag.
And only the finest face-and-neck tattoos are allowed to penetrate her herpes hole:
Don’t you dare try to get with his girl. Or he will cut you.
Sarah is also a really classy broad.
Which really makes her latest google arrest even more horrifying.
“A North Eastham woman was jailed Wednesday on $20,000 cash bail after pleading not guilty in Orleans District Court to eight counts of aggravated rape in 2014 in Eastham, according to court documents.
Sarah Plakas, 28, faces charges of having had sexual intercourse or unnatural sexual intercourse by force with a female minor on varying dates throughout 2014, the documents say. Specifics of the case were shielded from public view in the court file.”
What a sick cunt. And it gets worse – looks like she fired a kid out of her baby cannon, which thankfully she promptly lost, and has been “just about to get back” from the state ever since.
Which is less than plausible, considering all of her pictures are in the DCF supervised visitation room.
God, I don’t like where this is going. Especially because the kids father/stepfather/mom’s boyfriend, something….got charged as well.
And she seems to reference something happening with this chud:
I don’t like the way I’m connecting these dots here one bit, but I’m not the only one connecting them this way:
Thankfully, this sick bitch is locked up, and since procuring $40 for a bag of dope is often a full days endeavor for a lady of her class (A) and standing, the odds of her ponying up $20k for bail or knowing anyone who will, are slim to none. That being said, I really do hope she gets anally raped with a broomstick in jail. Whether it’s her child or not – she still victimized a child, and that’s just cause enough for me for death by un-lubed, splinter filled sodomy for me.