This is Jayquan Hemingway from Hartford.
Back in May he killed a man while driving drunk and thought it would be wise to laugh it up while posing for his mugshot.
After his arrest he took to Facebook to brag about how he wasn’t laughing about the fact that he just killed a man, the officers were just cracking jokes.
And now he wants a cookie for “standing there like a man,” as if he has any sort of choice.
Meanwhile the ratchet patrol was giving him a cookie for not running from the scene of the crime.
A great way to prove you’re a man is to not drive drunk and kill people in the first place. Just sayin.
But we can rest assured because his drinking and driving days are out the window now.
One fatality, everyone knows the rules.
I was sent this story six months ago and the family of the victim was quite upset. I didn’t have time to get around to doing it, but today was a slow day so I went to check out his Facebook page to see if he was still pretending to be remorseful.
Nope. Getting high, pouring drinks, and planning out Christmas with his crotch fruit. He’s not in jail yet, but he should forever be on Turtleboy for being such a piece of shit.
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34 Comment(s)
Jayquan is what happens when you have too many mojitos in Havana. Sorry guys.
“Lying and laughing… laughing and lying!”
-George Constanza
It may not seem that way, but always remember that diversity is our greatest strength. Just sayin’…
It’s a dark mood, but if Biden does steal the election, things are going to get so shitty that even the idiot Biden supporters will regret their stupidity. They’ll never admit their mistake though, liberals NEVER admit their mistakes.
But I’ll be there in their faces to point at them and laugh at their stupidity. And also blame them 100% for the damage. Going to be saying “How did Biden (Harris) work out for you?” to those idiots quite often in the next 4 years.
I’m looking forward to making those jerks regret their stupidity. Not much else to look forward to under Biden. Might as well see a positive side to it. And the positive side will be the backlash those idiots will receive.
I suppose when you got zero in life to be proud of for accomplishments, you can chalk up your sticking around your crime scene after somebody died as a major milestone.
This is why both BLM and Antifa voted overwhelmingly for Trump.
The Democrats failed immigration social experiment has transformed our cities and towns . The damage is irreparable, we are on track for our welfare state to become a banana republic . It will deteriorate even more under Biden . Good luck
Is it any wonder that 1 in 3 of these people wind up in prison at some point in their lives? They have no regard for anyone but themselves
Somewhere out there is a lonely inmate with a nice hard cot just waiting for him.
What the fuck language are all those FB comments? Completely unrecognizable as anything intelligent. These animals should just grunt and pick the lice and gnats off each other. Nauseating fucks.
Ive said it before, you wait patiently for a few years, let the whole thing die down, then 2am some morning you blow him away, it’ll be chalked up to street violence. Case Closed.
This guy posted a $300k bail?
Highway Fatalities, Opioid Fatalities, Suicides, Murders, Domestic Violence, Crime, and an untreated behavioral psychological epidemic.
However, there is a Democratic Elect President. All will be fine, The Liberals have a finger on the pulse.
All is well. All is well!!
The ignorance…the sheer fucking ignorance…is fucking mind-numbing. It’s fucking mind-numbing.
You can’t fix it. You can’t “de-program” it “re-program” this shit.
It’s fucking horrifying is what it is. We are a fucking third-world country.
Fact.
(Other than that I’m fucking speechless…wtf.)
Yeah, this kid puts on a good front but you know he has a hole in his sole…hence the drinking and the drugging.
Be advised, this kid probably has some serious mental health issues. It’s not outside the realms of possibility that this kid is a suicide case. If he suicides himself after this…well, say g’bye to your house, Aiden…his people will be coming after it, or something. The third rail, bro.
Then again, maybe he’s just another garden variety sociopath bloomin in the hood. Anyway…
Shut the fuck up.
Seriously.
Just shut the fuck up.
if they want to be awarded his vast collection of Jordan’s and matching hoodies.
Who knew that getting loaded and killing someone was just a honest mistake? Thank God we have ghettos.
Eladio LeBron, 44, died at the hospital…
Now if they just lock Jayquan up for a few years it’ll be a win-win…
I prefer to call it what it is a 2 for 1 sale.
If your named Jayquan your likely guilty of something serious.
how dare you
Fuck off you pint sized nut gobbler.
He seems nice.
You’re so predictable, Lindsey.
Step of bitch.
Its his culture and I will be prosecuting tbe racist arresting officers.
Only if you get a Federal position….He’s in Connecticut.
Dis Joe Bidens America now.
Rule of law no l9nger applies up in dis bitch America now.
Have you forgotten dat we done stole da election already.
No rules in a bannana republic.
You spelled it wrong:
H A R R I S
It was the only option on the mail-in ballots.
Jayquan? Noggs are animals
He will likely be killed and eaten by one of the Alpha males
Nope now everyone can start harrassing his ass to make him miserable
I’m giving you a heads-up Mr. Malone. Don’t put you email in the name in comment section. Make up a moniker, preferably a funny one.