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Cheesehog Bully At Center Of Phoebe Prince Suicide Was Arrested Again For Threatening To Slash Another Chick’s Tires And Throat

Cheesehog Bully At Center Of Phoebe Prince Suicide Was Arrested Again For Threatening To Slash Another Chick’s Tires And Throat

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MassliveProsecutors have filed criminal harassment charges against Ashley Koske, one of the teenagers who admitted bullying South Hadley High School student Phoebe Prince before she took her own life in January 2010, in a new and unrelated case. The new charges stem from social media messages and texts sent by Koske, of South Hadley and formerly known as Ashley Longe, in which she allegedly threatened to slash another woman’s “tires and throat,” according to The Daily Hampshire Gazette. The alleged victim reported the messages in November.

On Feb. 22, Koske pleaded not guilty in Eastern Hampshire District Court to threatening to commit murder, threatening to damage a motor vehicle and criminal harassment, the Gazette reported Monday. She is reportedly free on personal recognizance with special conditions and due back in court on March 20.

In 2011, Koske, then 18, admitted to facts sufficient for a delinquency finding on a misdemeanor criminal harassment charge in connection with Prince’s suicide. The case was continued without a finding until she turned 19 in April 2012. Prince’s mother praised Longe’s “courage” in a victim impact statement, saying she had shown “accountability and remorse.”


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Alright, first of all, I didn’t know you could get bullied by chicks who obviously weren’t invited to the prom. I mean, you have the ultimate trump card in any argument – you’re ugly and I’m not. Boom. Roasted.

Secondly, what was the point of changing her last name, and who chose the name? Because if you’re gonna go through all that trouble to legally change your name, couldn’t you pick a better name than Koske? Seriously, you get one chance to do this, and that’s the best you came up with? Sad. But the whole purpose of changing your name like she did was to stay out of the public light. And then what does she do? Jumps right back into it. Nice going Koske.

This chick is obviously a psycho and getting into pissing matches with other women is clearly what she does best. According to the Hampshire Gazette, this was all over a guy. Presumably the guy ditched the cheesehog and went for the newer model, just as the guys at the center of the Phoebe Prince incident did. Obviously this gravy dumpster is sick and tired of always having this happen to her, and she snapped.


Can’t say I blame her for being pissed, but seriously – how dumb do you have to be to send threats electronically? Kids know better than everyone that screenshots last forever. Especially when you’re permanently branded around town as the chick whose actions led Phoebe Prince to kill herself. If you’re gonna threaten someone, you do it to their face. You don’t write it down and put it on the Internet. That’s Internet 101 stuff. How she didn’t learn that lesson six years ago is beyond me.

Anyway, I remember the Phoebe Prince story. It was really the incident that led to this mass movement in America to eliminate bullying. For the record, Turtleboy is anti-bullying, but we think this whole crusade to end bullying is ridiculous. Bullying isn’t good, but it’s a part of life. Bullies ain’t going anywhere.


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But it’s how we teach our kids to handle bullies that matters. With anti-bullying curriculums in schools we’re basically training them to be victims, when we should be training them to fight back. Some cheesehog called you a whore on Facebook? Hit her up with a “You Mad?” meme. Or just call her fat. Boom. You win.

I feel like what kids who are bullied really need is Turtleboy. We want to take an army of bullied children and train them to be mean, lean, roasting machines. We want to show them that they don’t have to be the victims. We want to teach them every comeback in the book. We want to teach them how to turn the tables and make the bullies the victims of bullying. Because that’s basically what we do for a living at Turtleboy Sports. People bully us by calling us racist or sexist or trans-whatever, and we fire back by destroying them and making them Turtleboy famous. After a while they stop poking the turtle because they know it’s never gonna end well.

The Phoebe Prince story was sad and unfortunate. But the fact of the matter is that Phoebe Prince was emotionally unstable. She was depressed because her parents had recently separated, her Mom moved to America, and she didn’t see her Dad at all. She spoke with doctors who prescribed her medication. She was prescribed Seroquel and used it to try to kill herself when one of the defendants broke up with her. She cut herself for two years prior to her death. She was a ticking time bomb.


Granted the kids who bullied her were all gigantic dickbags too. Two of the girls were being catty because this new, younger girl came along and their ex-boyfriends were attracted to her, and one of them boned her. So they used a gang mentality to say mean shit to her, and this cheesehog Ashley, who didn’t have any ex-boyfriends of her own to get mad about, threw a can at her from a moving vehicle hours before she killed herself.

But had Phoebe Prince not made the choice to kill herself, she likely would’ve encountered many people in her life that would’ve eventually tipped her over the edge. Because she was not mentally stable. Someday she’d have a boss. That boss might be mean to her, tell her she’s doing a shitty job, and maybe even fire her. That does not mean the boss should be charged with anything. Because legally speaking nobody forces another person to commit suicide.

Phoebe Prince won’t be the last 15 year old to piss off other chicks who then go on to say mean things to her. School assemblies about hurt feelings aren’t going to fix this. The only way to fix it is for Turtleboy to come into these schools and teach kids who are being bullied how to become the hunter instead of the hunted. Once that happens school bullying will no longer be a problem.

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60 Comment(s)
  • Pro Bullying
    March 3, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    That moment when the biggest bullies in Massachusetts, who’s entire reason for being, is to bully the shit out of deadbeat junkies and shitbags in general, announce that they have an anti-bullying stance. That statement alone probably caused that black guys head to shrivel up like a fucking raisin son.

    • How bout dah?
      March 3, 2017 at 1:47 pm

      Die in a fire.

    • RIP PP
      March 24, 2017 at 8:06 am

      Claims an anti bullying stance yet spend most of the article talking trash about how unstable a 15 yo girl was before she passed… At least TurtleBoy never fails to be hypocritical

  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    March 1, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    Do any guys here want to fill my poop chute with their Hellmann’s? Leave your address! I’ll cum to u

    • GrundleChum
      March 1, 2017 at 9:14 pm

      Mmmm, Brian, you’re done.

  • Kim
    March 1, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    Read what EJ Fleming wrote! I am an avid Turtle Reader! My heart is broken! Turtleboy is a fucking genius at roasting people… why are we going so easy on Koske, her and her entourage deserve a much better ‘put on blast’ blog than this! I have seen you do it! Dumpster-slugs 1, 2 & 3! C’mon Turtleboy… give Phoebe the justice she deserves! Call out those filthy gangbangers! Ruin their lives! You can do it… you always do! I’ll be dying for the follow up on this… but there are many more people missing from this article! Even the one about the Taunton kids was better then this! Dig up dirt, call these losers out!

  • GoneWest
    March 1, 2017 at 2:18 pm

    TB are you going to charge for these courses? If you do then you’re no better than Urkel Glasses.

  • 5smoothstones
    March 1, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    What’s also interesting is that this girl’s grandfather, Robert Koske, is a retired sergeant from South Hadley Police department. Believe me he’s got plenty of cronies that still work there and did at the time of Phoebe’s death.

  • Mr. T
    March 1, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    E. J. Fleming,
    Thanks for having the guts and tenacity to stand up and speak the truth for someone who no longer can.

    • juror seven esq.
      March 1, 2017 at 2:10 pm

      How do you respond to E.J. Fleming turtleboy?

  • Small gene pool
    March 1, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    The bully fits the mold, masculine and has the inbred look.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 1, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    I’m very proud of all the fellow TurtleRiders. We put the advice on this story into action. This pussy punk wannabe bully brian albrecht gets absolutely shut down when a bunch of Turtles snap that punk’s ass! How quickly did he turn tail and run. Bullies are shit. But you have to handle it right. Don’t become a victim. Fight back and call them for what they are. Nothing!

    • brian albrecht(the real one)
      March 1, 2017 at 1:11 pm

      HAHA shut the fuck up zephyrcat. You really are the definition of a pussy. Do you have a fucking job? I cant be here commenting all day everyday. I have plays to make and shit. You faggot, come to weymouth. Where are you? WHY WONT YOU GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS? FUCKING PUSSY. I hope I catch you one day you turbo. Yeah i turned tail and ran? I’ll be running out of your house after i fucking rock your jaw you pussy ass nigga

      • I hate stupid people.
        March 1, 2017 at 1:22 pm

        Brain, Brian, Brian again with the typos. You really need to proof read. You said you have plays to make and shit when we all know you ment You have gays to meet and pack shit. You also said turned tail and ran when we all know you ment stuffed tail and cum ran. Then you said rock your jaw and we all know you ment cock on your jaw. PLEASE proof read your post.

      • Gay Bear Brian Albrecht
        March 1, 2017 at 1:27 pm

        I’ll come to Weymouth and come in that sweet Gay Bear Brian asshole again!

      • ZephyrCat
        March 1, 2017 at 1:31 pm

        🙂 You aren’t shit. Go take your meds. Why am I driving to you? You want to prove something, come to me. Like everybody you threaten on here. But you won’t because you’re the queen of gaymouth. Must be sad to be you.

        • brian albrecht(the real one)
          March 1, 2017 at 1:35 pm

          I ASKED FOR YOU FUCKING ADDRESS. I’LL FUCKING COME THERE! i’ll fucking end you you pussy. REAL TOUGH TALKING ALL THIS SHIT ONLINE. youre a pussy and thats all you’ll ever be. Except dead, which is what youll be when im done with you. come on faggot just tell me your address. Lets see how many left and right hooks i can land on your fat face before you’re on the ground asleep FUCK WITH ME

          • brian albrecht (the real one)
            March 1, 2017 at 1:41 pm

            Man, I wish I ddn’t have that multiple personality shit. Makes me sound crazy when I talk all mean and shit. I’m really lookin for that drag queen I met at the Ramrod last nite.

          • Gay Bear Brian Albrecht
            March 1, 2017 at 1:42 pm

            Oooooo I love that sweet, tight, roided up Gay Brian Butthole. Dude you can do that all to me and stuff my asshole again like last time. Just make sure you take your Viagra an hour before I get there. Not sitting around waiting to get my asshole stuffed again.

          • Kevin Lynch
            March 1, 2017 at 1:49 pm

            My address is posted. You coming or are you gonna keep running your cocksuckers?

          • brian albrecht(the real one)
            March 1, 2017 at 1:56 pm

            Little Kevin Lynch you gave me a street name, not an address you fucking clown. GROW UP. No lie Fitchburg is a bit of a hike for me just to go beat your ass. CAN I AT LEAST BEAT UP A FEW OF YOUR TRASHY ASS FAMILY MEMBERS TOO? Wheres duggan at? Talking all that shit and saying hes right in quincy, but he wont post an address. fucking pussy just like the rest of you faggots

          • Brian Albrecht(the weak one)
            March 1, 2017 at 2:04 pm

            Oh I can’t go too far to beat your ass. I might have to pay for a cab or beg for a ride or even walk. I can’t drive yet. Don’t have a license. But I’ll keep threatening you from a distance. Hold on, that drag queen from Ramrods at my door……..Yo homo. Naw, I ain’t doin much. Just pretendin to be tough. Yeah, pull them drawers down. I been dreamin bout slobberin on your knob all day.

          • Kevin Lynch
            March 1, 2017 at 3:50 pm

            Exactly! A big Gay-mouth pussy! You’re nothing! All talk!

          • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
            March 1, 2017 at 4:07 pm

            HAHAHAHAHA! You let Kevin Lynch make you look like a little shit stain! Kevin Fucking Lynch! Pack it up- you’re done!

        • brian albrecht (the real one)
          March 1, 2017 at 1:39 pm

          Yo Zeph, you right man. I ain’t shit. I woke up this morning and went to take a shit and when I done I look down and said, “Damn, that’s me floating around down there”. And I saw that video with that old dude wipin his ass and shit, and I’m thinkin…Yo, that makes me hungry yo. So, theres sumthin wrong with me. I’m obsessed with not being gay. Does that make me gay? Cuz like, I dream about dicks all nite. Big ones, little ones, black ones, white ones, dicks that are all crooked and shit. Man, I’m fucked up.

          • Gay Bear Brian Albrecht
            March 1, 2017 at 1:47 pm

            Well don’t beat yourself up Gay Brian, let Gay Bear Brian beat up that asshole again! Stop playing this hard to get shit.

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 1, 2017 at 6:59 pm

            Don’t call me old junior or I’ll make sure I have explosive diarreah the next time I wipe my ass with you.

  • bigdaddy
    March 1, 2017 at 11:49 am

    I figured this gutterslug would have been knocked up and living in a trailer by now

  • E.J. Fleming
    March 1, 2017 at 11:28 am

    Good morning. I wanted to make you aware of some errors in your story about the suicide of Phoebe Prince. I wrote a book about Phoebe’s death and am the only writer with any relationship with her family so I have a handle on what actually happened. Some of the information you passed on is from the narrative propagated by the SH school system, the SH police department, and locals and kids who were involved in covering up what really took place between Phoebe and those kids. It should be corrected. That base narrative – that Phoebe was emotionally unstable, was being treated for depression or some other phantom mental illness, and that she tried to kill herself because Sean Mulveyhill broke up with her – is patently incorrect. Here is what actually happened; it is much worse and darker than even your incorrect narrative. Pheobe was being treated for sleep issues, which was why she was provided Seroquel. Not mental health issues, at all. She did indeed take an overdose of pills around Thanksgiving but it was not because Mulveyhill “broke up with her.” First, they were not a couple. It was the common “senior football player gets freshman into bed by telling her he and his girlfriend (Kayla Narey) were not together.” He used Phoebe, nothing more or less. The seminal event in the whole process took place a week before Thanksgiving when Mulveyhill and a half dozen of his football pals crashed a sleepover Phoebe was hosting for a couple of her freshman friends (who had a history of pimping out their freshman friends to the senior football players; Mulveyhill’s best friend was the older brother of one of the two girls). They invited the boys over; not Phoebe. She did not want them to come. They brought liquor, beer, “X,” hash, and weed and once everyone got buzzed the football players gang-raped Phoebe one at a time. Five or six of them, at Mulveyhill’s apparent urging. The police were called by a downstairs neighbor after a boy at the party told her, “You better call the police. Things are getting bad up there.” When the policeman arrived, Phoebe was curled up on the closet floor, crying. He rousted the kids, took the liquor and drugs, and left. No formal report was filed; the SHPD actually tried to deny they were there at all until I provided a copy of the call report and showed they changed the name of the responding officer because he was from a connected local family. The chief allegedly tried to have the original 911 call deleted but it remains in the state system. Phoebe took an over dose of pills shortly after she was raped by Mulveyhill and his pals. Clearly not because he “broke up with her.” When she got out of the hospital she approached Narey to apologize for seeing Mulveyhill, telling Narey she was told they were not a couple. Narey’s reaction was to recruit the Longe/Koske creature to viciously bully Phoebe, along with Mulveyhill who was angry Phoebe outed him in the first place. Two other girls – Chanon-Velazquez and Mullins – joined the bullying because Mullins’ (whose parents are women, one of whom is a disbarred lawyer) boyfriend was a friend of Phoebe. Not a boyfriend; a friend. He was only charged because police wanted to force him to flip on Mullins. He was collateral damage. The bullying from Thanksgiving to January led Phoebe to take her own life. She was being crucified by most of the kids at the school as well, and a large number of teachers. The whole school knew about the rapes but reacted by saying, “I can’t believe she fucked the whole football team” (also a direct quote from one of her teachers) rather than “I can’t believe they did that to her.” Only in SH. What actually tipped her over, after two months of physical assaults and verbal abuse from scores of kids and teachers, was after she was told she was going to be beaten up at the winter formal, threatened by one of the two girls at the sleepover who arranged the rapes. After her death she was unmercifully pilloried by the school (who shredded her psychological file once the investigation began and failed to report the rape in violation of state law) and most of the locals. The facts are that [1] she was not being treated for and depression-related issues, [2] she was not “mentally unstable” but was in fact extremely bright (she spoke four languages at 13) and together, [3] did not attempt suicide because someone “broke up with her,” [4] did so because she had been gang-raped by a bunch of football player/school and town heroes, [5] was physically and verbally assaulted viciously for two months. But the most important fact you are not recognizing is the fact that Phoebe had just turned 14 (yes, fourteen) at the time of the rapes. She was basically a 13 year-old kid. She deserves to at least have the factual story told.

    • ZephyrCat
      March 1, 2017 at 11:44 am

      Thank you for bringing some sanity back into the conversation. Horrifying. Things sucked when I was in school but Jesus, nothing like this. This is out of a Stephen King horror novel. The adults colluding to cover this shit up is beyond anything decent. I hope people take the time to read your comment. No disrespect but most attention spans are gnat-like.

    • I hate stupid people.
      March 1, 2017 at 12:41 pm

      That is just fucked up if that is truly what happened. I am not a religious person but if their is a god those people will have to answer to him/her/it when they die. I hope the waste of oxygen in this story ends up doing some time somewhere either in jail or in a physic ward. If those boys not he football team really raped her I hope karma hits them right in the asshole in the shape of their cell mate when they end up in jail for something else.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      March 1, 2017 at 12:51 pm

      After reading this (as it seems relatively credible), I hope that every single person in South Hadley fucking dies.

    • Independent Thinker
      March 2, 2017 at 8:19 am

      Such a sad story. Something that never should have happened, except for the fact that the adults who were supposed to be in charge found it easier to look the other way rather than to step forward and show true leadership. It is typical for school officials to cover-up their failures and shortcomings. But if a kid displays a U.S. flag, I’m sure they’d come down hard on him for offending some snowflake.

    • Imoeach Morse
      March 2, 2017 at 6:43 pm

      I am reading your novel right now. Thanks to Phoebe, I knew just what to do when my daughter started getting bullied in school. After I complained to the school ONCE and nothing was done and the bullying continued, I taught my daughter how to fight and fight good and dirty. (My daughter is a tiny, quiet, shy girl–an easy target). After she beat the shit out of the bully many people approached her with their own stories about this same girl and her lackeys bullying them–even some teachers. Some teachers approached my daughter with praise. I encourage anyone with a child being bullied to take the low road and put an end to the harrassment. (She was never bothered again by any bullies in school). Thanks again for setting the record straight.

    • Ticking Time Bomb
      March 24, 2017 at 7:59 am

      YES! Thank you!

      I feel like TurtleBoy spent more time in this article explaining how “unstable” Phoebe was than he did trashing this Koske piece of shit! He also portrays the Prince family in a slightly skewed light but I won’t even get into that. Whether or not Phoebe suffered from depression is, honestly, irrelevant! The fact that she may have been cutting is, honestly, irrelevant! There is a big difference between being depressed and being suicidal- and there is a big difference between being suicidal and actually acting on those urges!

      I agree that kids shouldn’t be coddled into victims, but there is a line and these girls crossed it. They did not “say mean things about her” as he makes it out to seem, they fucking stalked and harassed her- following her as she walked home from school throwing trash or glass bottles at her definitely crosses the line, in my opinion.

      I know 90% of TurtleBoy readers won’t read this because it’s so long winded and it is isn’t humorous or offensive, but I just want to say to anyone else out there who suffers from depression or self harm and reads this article- YOU ARE NOT A TICKING TIME BOMB!
      You aren’t just waiting to eventually be tipped over the edge! Anyone who knows even the teeniest bit about mental illness knows YOU’RE STRONG AS FUCK. Despite TurtleBoy’s opinion, depression doesn’t mean we’re doomed to kill ourselves eventually. We owe it to ourselves, and to Phoebe, and to all the other lives lost to suicide to keep living no matter what. We got this homies, stay strong!

      (For the record I am fully aware that this blog isn’t about being politically correct, or even necessarily correct, which is why I read it now and then- freedom of speech, right? I might not agree with the content of this particular article but I respect this blog and the author’s right to say whatever he believes!)

  • light em up
    March 1, 2017 at 11:03 am

    First in line?
    YES, TBS doing school assemblies to spur these kids into action. DO IT.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 1, 2017 at 10:16 am

    I wish someone would try to bully me. The last kid that did that eats with a straw now. I DONT FUCK AROUND you come at the king you best not miss. been running weymouth for years now, and I dont see it stopping anytime soon. MY NAME RINGS OUT all over the south shore. South Shore Squirter Girl knows that. STILL HOPING SOMEONE tries to challenge me from this pussy ass site. no takers yet. big surprise

    • UsualSuspect
      March 1, 2017 at 10:37 am

      Lay off the roids Brian, they are rotting your peabrain and shrinking your manhood.

      • Brian's Tiny Penis
        March 1, 2017 at 6:45 pm

        Haha man…’re real funny. My dick was super small before I ever shot my first dose of that shit. But my balls did use to be the size of grapes and now they’re smaller than raisins. Do you think this issue could be related?

    • We own you!
      March 1, 2017 at 10:45 am

      “FUCK WITH ME” Will you supply the hazmat suit?
      I don’t wanna get any cooties from your skanky ass!!

      • Brian albrecht
        March 1, 2017 at 10:54 am

        Shut the fuck up you degenerate piece of shit. Go blow a couple 30’s to take the edge off. If you still feel tough come meet up with me in Weymouth so I can knock those yellow teeth down your cock sucking throat.

        • Weymouth dragqueen
          March 1, 2017 at 11:10 am

          Hey Brian, I thought that was you I saw at the Boston Ramrod last nite. I never thought you would be into the drag shows so much. Catch ya later big boy, so I can drag my penis along your jawline, you Weymouth hunk of gay love.

          Kisses, the drag queen at Ramrods

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 1, 2017 at 11:12 am

            Yo homo, we cool but I told you not to out me like that. I got a reputation and shit. Damn, now I gotta, you know, go to bathroom and punch that shit around a bit.

    • BobnMic
      March 1, 2017 at 10:46 am

      Hey buddy! Wanna watch some gladiator flicks with me?

      • Brian's Tiny Penis
        March 1, 2017 at 6:46 pm

        I’d love to. Do you have VHS or Betamax?

    • Brian Albrecht
      March 1, 2017 at 11:00 am

      Wait, speaking of straws! Now that I think about it there was that one guy that bullied me. He forced me, well I sorta volunteered, to have ass sex with him. After he hammered my shitter he gave me one of those long bending straws. Then he forced me, again I sorta volunteered, to suck the vanilla pudding outta the chocolate pudding hole. Am I painting a good picture? No? I had a semen milkshake Muthafuckas. Thats why my name still rings out on the south shore. I’m known as the SOUTH SHORE SEMEN STRAW SIPPER!!! LLLLLEEEETTTTSSSSS GGGGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

      • brian albrecht(the real one)
        March 1, 2017 at 11:08 am

        WOW you’re totally obsessed with me. Just like Little Kevin Lynch and his gross disgusting crew of misfits he calls a family. Its funny how much you think about me. You probably scream my name while you minute man your obese girlfriends. YOU FUCKING TURBOS
        Come to weymouth I dare any of you to come to weymouth and let me know. I WILL MEEt UP at the drop of a hat.

        • Duggan
          March 1, 2017 at 11:12 am

          lol wow brian. You’re still going? Thought you’d be in jail by now for selling drugs to kids again! I live in Quincy and I might just have to take you up on this meet up and fuck you up. I’m not afraid of you Brian Albrecht, youre just a bully like this girl in the blog. I’ve been seeing you talk all this shit threatning everyone on here. Maybe I will meet up and end you. You’ll be screaming Duggan stop! Please duggan im just an internet tough guy. Oh and btw Brian… Quincy shits on weymouth bitch

          • brian albrecht(the real one)
            March 1, 2017 at 11:17 am

            Ugh you again? SHUT THE FUCK UP. You’re from Quincy? WHERE THE FUCK do you want to meet up? Im in quincy all the time. I’ll throw you right over the fore river bridge you fucking Idiot. YOu really must be retarded. If you’re actually from quincy you 100% know who i am. Whats you first name? Is this mike duggan? That poor piece of shit? OMG I HOPE ITS MICHAEL DUGGAN, one of the biggest pussys in quincy

          • Yalie
            March 1, 2017 at 11:21 am

            Brian, if it was worth my time I would drive up from Connecticut just to break your goddamned fingers so you couldn’t type anymore. What sewer grate did you come up out of. You talk but you ain’t shit. When anybody talks that much they ain’t shit. Bitch, you would fucking run in tears if you saw any of us come at you. You might stay if you thought we would cum on you though.

          • Duggan
            March 1, 2017 at 11:23 am

            Yeah I know who you are. You went to quincy high for a few years. And i remember you being a low life drug dealing loser! Let me know when you’re in quincy. we can throw down at a place of my choosing. youre a pussy and everyone knows it. I’m not afraid of you Brian Albrecht

          • Gay Bear Brian Albrecht
            March 1, 2017 at 2:01 pm

            If there’s a dude pounding on Gay Brian’s ass he’s not yelling stop, that’s for sure.

        • Kevin Lynch
          March 1, 2017 at 11:22 am

          You keep talking shit about me, but I told you where to meet me, told you where I live… But you’re too big of a pussy to show. I’m waiting…

          • brian albrecht(the real one)
            March 1, 2017 at 11:26 am

            #WOW The freaks really coming out today. Little Kevin Lynch, Im wondering who told you you could crawl out from that hole i told you and your mutant smelly family to go back into? Okay tough guy whats your address? Ill be there tonight you fucking faggot. IM NOT PLAYING EITHER. If you give me your real address ill be there

          • Weymouth dragqueen
            March 1, 2017 at 11:33 am

            Brian, I’m trying to find you. I loved our time so much last night. Didn’t you say you live on Federal st, baby? I’ll be right over. I know you were drunk but didn’t you say you wanted to give my balls a proper tonguebath?

          • Kevin Lynch
            March 1, 2017 at 11:47 am

            Cedar St. Fitchburg. Look for the snowy sidewalk. Bring it, bitch!

    • I hate stupid people.
      March 1, 2017 at 12:49 pm

      I believe when said king you had ment to type Queen. We all know you are a bottom but you can’t be mad at the world for it. Try sitting down with your boyfriend and ask him if you can switch with him. You should be really good at switching after all you are the Weymouth Switch Master. Hopefully you can work out your intimacy problems with your boyfriend and not be so mad at everyone. Please let us know how things work out for you two, we are all wishing you the best.


    • Gay Bear Brian Albrecht
      March 1, 2017 at 1:14 pm

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  • Mama Lizzy
    March 1, 2017 at 10:09 am

    This is exactly what I told Lil Bobby when he was running around the streets off Clark and Burncoat St. in Worcester. He’d get so mad, he would be bawling his eyes out when the younger kids made him lick the white dog poop.
    Now he pretends to be brave behind his keyboard, but still cries his eyes out in private. He calls me almost every night in tears.

    • BobnMic
      March 1, 2017 at 6:42 pm

      The white dog poop is the best. It reminds me of a Zero, the candybar that was named after me. Too bad dogs don’t eat peanuts…..that would have been tasty. But this makes me think……why doesn’t dog poop turn white any more like the old days. It’s just not the same chowing down on brown logs.

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