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Chelmsford Chomo Chudstuffer Recently Arrested As Part Of Child Sex Sting Wants To Come To Your House And Do Landscape Work

Meet Kenneth Mathews of Chelmsford.

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He is offering excavation, concrete work and landscaping services at a fair price.

 

You may want to proceed with caution, though, if you have minor children at home, because just a few months ago this happened…..

 

Lowell Sun:

“A Chelmsford man has been accused in New Hampshire of using a computer to arrange a sexual encounter with a person whom he believed to be a child.

Police in Nashua recently arrested 42-year-old Kenneth Mathews, of North Chelmsford, on one count of certain uses of computer services prohibited, and for being a fugitive from justice.

“We began communicating with an individual who believed that he was communicating with a child,” Lt. Daniel Mederos said. “During this communication the subject agreed to travel to Nashua to engage in a sexual encounter.”

Nashua Police began the investigation into Mathews on Jan. 16. Detectives arrested Mathews the following day at around 11 a.m. when he arrived in Nashua, where he expected to meet who he believed to be a child.

Police also learned that Mathews had an active arrest warrant issued by the Rhode Island State Police on a charge of indecent solicitation of a child and electronically disseminating indecent material to a minor.

Mathews was charged with “one count of Certain Uses of Computer Services Prohibited, Class B Felony and as a Fugitive from Justice,” according to a press release from the Nashua Police Department.

A Class B felony can result to up to seven years in state prison.

Mathews was being held Wednesday on $100,000 cash only bail pending a hearing. It wasn’t immediately known if he had a lawyer.”

 

So that’s nice. Bootleg Mr. Clean enjoys a honest day of hard labor followed by a little child molestation in the evenings. Nothing to see here! At least his prices are fair.

“Worked” at Mass DOC? More like, “former and future resident”, idiot.

How did this guy get out of jail so fast? If his family posted bail for him, they suck. It’s hard to reserve much reasonable doubt in the court of public opinion when this chud has repeated kiddie diddling charges floating around in multiple states. He seems to be a card carrying member of the R. Kelly social club. It’s going to be a hard pass from me, dawg. I’ll leave my walkway unpaved and my kids unsullied – thanks.

 

This is my PSA for the day. Hiring a bald-headed weirdo with open child sex charges to trim your hedges and pave your driveway might not be the wisest move. So now you know, and knowing is half the battle, GI Joe.

 

31 Comment(s)
  • 6ix9ine
    March 30, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    I gave you guys R.Kelly, Robert Kraft, Micheal Jackson, Jussie Smollett… have you heard of Ken from Chelmsford?… he got landscaping for the low

  • Randall Guy's Dad
    March 27, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    He’s been stuffing his face with Ho-Ho’s.
    His demented brain is running in Slo-Mo.
    On his knees behind the dumpster like a Ho-Mo.
    He’s your friendly neighborhood Cho-Mo.

  • Michael Jackson
    March 26, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    This shit only works at the Neverland ranch.
    I am looking at the man in the mug shot and I am asking him to change his ways.
    I always shop at Kmart because the little boys pants are always half off.
    When I see the children its a Thiller ! Tee Hee

  • Anthony Weiner
    March 26, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    I can vouch for his work. He is an upstanding guy. The minor entrapped him.

    • Jeffrey Epstein
      March 26, 2019 at 8:51 pm

      Did someone say minor? Like how young? Hopefully no-one above 16 because eeeewwwww

  • randall guy is worthless
    March 26, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    the chick in the picture has a ginormous ass, so big it has it’s on zip code. I wouldn’t do her, she’s a pig that humps a kiddy diddler. fucking whore

  • Jussie Smellit
    March 26, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Hahhahahahahahahahahhhahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh

    LGBT, it’s easy as BLT…
    Can’t charge me
    LGBT, BLT, baby Alex reimer and me yayyyy

    Randy randy randy baby. You and me. Randy randy randy baby.

    Thank you Rachel!

  • More black privileges in the judicial system
    March 26, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    I feel like putting a noose around my neck, calling the cops and telling them two black guys beat me, tried to lynch me ,screamed black power, Trump sucks and other racial slurs.

  • TJB
    March 26, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    Just look at the EEO senior Chicago PD with rahm (gefilte fish) Emmanuel. Is there any wonder Chicago is turning into America’s murder capital? Toughest gun laws; murder capitol = no enforcement.

  • R. Kelly
    March 26, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    My Boi be innocent man I say innocent.
    The popo just be tryin to ruin his life cause he be half black

  • Well, No Shit
    March 26, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    Fucking piece of shit skinner.

  • hank
    March 26, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Good chance this guys fridge is stocked full of hard lemonade, ready to go on a moments notice.

  • Y
    March 26, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    All charges dropped against Jussie Smollett, and his record was sealed; he did forfeit his bond, though!
    What a FN joke.
    Gay✔️
    Black ✔️
    Liberal ✔️
    Celebrity ✔️
    Anti-Trump ✔️
    = Too many social justice warrior points for Jussie Smollett to be held accountable for his crimes.

    • Hang In There
      March 26, 2019 at 1:36 pm

      Have faith Y. This is going to explode and goes straight to Kamala, Booker and (Insert Dragnet Theme) Michelle Obama.

      • Y
        March 26, 2019 at 1:47 pm

        Area Central Detective Cmdr. Edward Wodnicki, who led #JessieSmollett investigation, is livid the case was dropped when CPD had built a strong case and spent >$10K in man hours. Speaking to reporters at Navy Pier. He’s “shocked” charges are dropped with no heads up.
        Wodnicki said he was unhappy that dropping the charges gave the false impression that the police work wasn’t solid. He says the cops were “ready to go to trial” when this happened.
        Rham Emanuel, shockingly, seems to be upset w/the back door deal (calling it not on-the-level). Rham is pissed that Smollett is still proclaiming his innocence and he’s smearing the Chicago Police.
        Hopefully, we will see a federal indictment for the mailing incident.

        • Big Wick
          March 26, 2019 at 2:08 pm

          CPD Superintendent Eddie Johnson was also pretty pissed at being blindsided. Looks like they chose a time when he had a previous commitment, to spring this apparent travesty of justice. I’m a big supporter of his since he first laid into Smollet’s scam.

          • Y
            March 26, 2019 at 2:16 pm

            Agreed. This only makes CPD look worse, and more corrupt, than they already do, and I don’t think they’ll let this slide.
            Sounds like Michelle Obama put a call in…

      • Y
        March 26, 2019 at 4:08 pm

        Police FURIOUS After Charges Against Jussie Smollett DROPPED

    • Randall Guy
      March 26, 2019 at 2:17 pm

      Lets take this time out from a white child molester on the loose to get upset about a black man’s case being tossed.

      White people are funny.

      • Y
        March 26, 2019 at 2:34 pm

        A. He’s not on the loose.
        B. How do you know I’m white?

        #Blexit

      • Captain Trips
        March 26, 2019 at 2:39 pm

        That last microbe of respect I had for the justice system was just eliminated.

    • Y
      March 26, 2019 at 2:21 pm

      My FB was reported for blasting my initial post (too many SJW points) all over the various news videos/posts.

  • Straight Up His Poop Chute
    March 26, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    They’re gonna love him in lock up.

  • Death Penalty for Chomos
    March 26, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Hopefully someone kills him soon. POS. He likes the little boys.

    • Captain Trips
      March 26, 2019 at 2:41 pm

      Hopefully someone with deep pockets will put a hit on this asshole.

  • Y
    March 26, 2019 at 11:43 am

  • McHoodstuffer
    March 26, 2019 at 11:40 am

    The wife looks MILFY.
    I’d do her.

  • TheCureForHope
    March 26, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Good job, Bristol!

  • Batman
    March 26, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Great work at fair prices, the child molestation is free. How is he not in jail?????!!!!!!!! Rachel Rollins work in RI?

    • Rachel Rollins
      March 26, 2019 at 1:55 pm

      No, he’s white, I’d definitely prosecute.

      • Kamala Harris
        March 26, 2019 at 8:52 pm

        Right on sister. White citizen – he goes to jail

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