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This right here is the poster child for the Turtleboy Hall of Shame:
This story might be the greatest turtle bait of all time. You don’t get layups like this handed to you every Thursday morning.
I feel like Lids should be required to keep a registry of anyone who buys a Chicago Bulls hat. Because the odds that they’re about to do something really grimy is sky high if you purchase one of these and don’t immediately bend the brim. We should know who these people are so the government can keep an eye on them. Studies have shown that they’re just as big a threat as ISIS in this country. Seriously, bring back stop and frisk, but only for people wearing Chicago Bulls hats. Crime will be cut in half. Just look at the small sampling of nudniks who have appeared in our blogs, who just so happen to rock that as their head-ware of choice:
And many more….
But of all the Chicago Bulls hat wearing slopbuckets we’ve profiled, Jonathan Pinho might be the dumbest. He went with a group of hoodrats for your average Monday night home invasion. The rest of his fantastic friends were smart enough to wear a mask. Ya know, so they can’t tell who you are. Not this mother fucker though. His pit bull ate his mask. Didn’t stop him from walking into an apartment with a gun and robbing people though.
Here’s my question – how long till he snitches? Or is he keepin it 100? Because I’m sure he’ll get off with nothing if he gives them four more names. I feel like he might as well. I mean, the guys who allowed him to go in there with them are equally as dumb. You can’t let someone come in with you if they don’t have a mask on. You have to assume they’re getting caught, which means you’re getting caught too. Failing grade for all parties involved.
P.S. What’s the deal with Marlborough? Is it considered a nice town, or a trashbag haven? Seen some really nice hoods in Marlborough, but we also seem to see a lot of ragamuffins oozing out of it.
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