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Chick Who Taped The Randolph High School Fight Is Calling The Cops On Us For Cyberbullying, Woke White Women Of The Week Praises Kids For Assaulting Cop Who Was Trying To Break Up Fight

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Last night we published this blog about the hoodbooger express in Randolph blaming a cop for getting assaulted by two students while trying to break up a fight outside of school.

It was filmed by some chick named Monet Reid, who evidently is not happy with us because she found our new Twitter account @Nunchuck_Ninja and messaged us to let us know she would be contacting the authorities:

So many strong points being made. We are guilty of a plethora of crimes, including, 1) cyberbullying, 2) using a video that she shared on her public Facebook page, 3) humiliating people by screenshotting the dumb things they said and commenting on how dumb they are, 4) not giving her credit for videotaping a fight outside of school and putting it on Facebook.

We’re looking at some serious time fam. Obviously we have met our match, and she knows how to use a Snapchat filter….

It was nice run while it lasted though. Monet, if you’re reading this, I think you gotta a stragy booger situation going on that needs addressing….

Don’t blame me, I’m just trying to help!!

Don’t give me that face!!

Anyway, here’s a link to Monet’s page. Feel free to observe the ratchetry over there, as the dumpster fire is still going strong!! My favorite comment by far was this one from our WWWW (Woke White Women Of The Week):

Girl, you so woke!! Those kids should be rewarded for “having each others backs” because they’re not afraid to assault a police officer. You can’t make this stuff up. This is just a sad, pathetic white chick trying so, so, so hard to pretend that she’s one of the “good ones.” But instead of doing something that actually uplifts black people, she’s making excuses for two assholes who assaulted a cop who was trying to break up their fight.

Had she actually done even the most basic amount of research she would’ve seen that the police officer was responding to a fight, and was attempting to break it up, because that’s his job:

A police officer was injured Monday while breaking up a fight between two juveniles outside Randolph High School. A 16-year-old boy was arrested on four counts of assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. A second 16-year-old boy was charged with assault and battery, resisting arrest, and interfering with a police officer.

Stupid FACKS!!

What you do for work Smashley?

She literally works at the Social Justice Center of a school that pretty much only wealthy white people like herself can afford to go to. She is the greatest walking stereotype of out of touch white liberalism that has ever existed.

25 Comment(s)
  • EDUbz
    September 21, 2018 at 9:16 am

    My bad i should’ve warned you not to read the comments… i’m sorry for deformation you i was tryin to keep it 1hunnid na-I Mean?

  • nt
    September 19, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Everyone report her profile for using fake names. With enough reports they will disable her account until she uses her real name and provides ID to FB. The only reason she would have a fake name of facebook is to harass others herself.

  • Judge dread
    September 19, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    I would like to see her and her cuck boyfriend attempt A&B on a police officer and see what happens. Do they have free WiFi in the local jail? Because clearly these idiots will need to virtue signal on Facebook after they get beat, pepper sprayed, and rewarded with matching bracelets.

  • Dale Breault
    September 19, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    I am Ashley’s ex boyfriend
    I stopped dating her when she got weird
    She wanted me to participate in sexual acts with animals.

    Her aunt and uncle had a farm in western MA and the last summer I was with her she made me watch her do very strange things to the male horse and then she would want me to do very strange things to her she was really freaky

    The really weird thing that caused us to break up was what she would do to my grandfather he didn’t have his mind and she would offer to take care of him my parents were happy to have the help.
    One afternoon when she was watching him I stopped by and she was giving him a blow job seems she had been having sexual intercourse with him he’s 92 years old!

    She is a nut job

  • WeAreFucked
    September 19, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    Ashley Tarbet DeStefano needs to be bitch slapped. What a cunt. I hope at least one of her kids get the shit beat out of them by some classmate when they’re in school, and the cops are too busy eating fuckin’ donuts to show up and break it up.
    Ashley you are what is wrong with America. Take some of those illegal alien Muslims in with you & your husband so they don’t have to be “separated” from their families. Keep voting Democratic honey. I makes you look like you care.
    Fuck I hate this bitch.

  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    September 19, 2018 at 11:07 am

    Every time I see a nose ring like that it reminds me of a horse and hitching post. You do the math if you think that’s racist

    • Akihito
      September 19, 2018 at 4:18 pm

      Meh, I’ve seen white and asian chicks wearing them as well, for 15 years or so now, so not racist just shit thinking on their part.

  • Advise
    September 19, 2018 at 8:14 am


    Contact attorney Richard N. Vulva.
    I like your mouth.

  • Sen. McCarthy
    September 19, 2018 at 6:24 am

    Ashley is a ‘Comrade in the struggle at Social Justice Center at Emerson’. In other words, a useful idiot trying to fit in with other useful idiot nerds who know nothing of the bloody, murderous history of Communism. They join like it’s the college version of band, the morons.

  • Walter " Where Da Fresh Meat" Bird
    September 19, 2018 at 1:38 am

    I could attach a yoyo string through that nose ring and use it to have her give me a blow job.

  • Winner Winner
    September 19, 2018 at 12:58 am

    Is this the first maroon in Turtleboy history to DEMAND that her name be added to a blog for ratchet credz?? Congratulations Picasso, you win.

    • Akihito
      September 19, 2018 at 4:26 pm

      I read your comment and for the hell of it I did a search “maroon is a racist…” and “slur” filled in from google and yes it is one of the 100,000,000 racial insults.
      I know you were using it in place of “moron” like Bugs Bunny but I figured some shithead out there found a way to turn it into some racist thing and it was

  • Civil Offense Director
    September 19, 2018 at 12:28 am

    I do believe that woman could easily eat an apple through a chain link fence with those caricature proportioned incisors!
    These woke apologist obfuscation & cluelessness specialists need to give it a rest.
    Sometimes, calling a spade a spade is entirely accurate. In this case, the first impression of most reasonable observers is the correct one.
    Shitbag hoodrats doing shitbag hoodrat stuff. Pretty cut & dry.
    I love this town. How can you not? It is most definitely a target rich environment under the proper conditions and the right circumstances. These miscreants have to realize that many good people will rise up and crush the criminal element if they’re pushed long and hard enough.
    Shit’s getting tiresome. Don’t test us.

  • Publius
    September 18, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    this is why TB is the news source for thinking people and those tired of fake news.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 18, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Her teeth are usually cover by the plates inserted in her mouth……… it’s a tribal thing.

  • MrSmiley
    September 18, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    I’ll record the cops getting beat buuut use my video and I’ll call them for help!! Da fawwq maaan. I hope woke woman gets fist fucked by a gaggle of these alley dwellers.

  • FilthyWhiteMonkeySlut
    September 18, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    Sources say Ashley regularly takes it up the ass from dome of the criminal black males. She wants them to know she has their back as they sruff her rancis backside.

  • juror seven esq.
    September 18, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    That picture of the two ladies holding flowers in some sort of formal affair, I like the touch with them both wearing the fake noses and eyeglasses. What happened to the moustache’s? Wait what’s that, the noses aren’t fake!!

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      September 18, 2018 at 9:27 pm

      The Hefer on the left is about to receive some poor bastids sacrificial cock….hope he remembers the flour……..

  • Yuck
    September 18, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    The last thing that stupid fucking bitch needs is something to call attention to that fucking ginormous appendage most people call a nose. Holy shit, that nose ring thing just fucking screams “Hey, look at my fucking cocaine vacuum!!!”

  • Ted Baxter
    September 18, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    I’m sure at some point the po po will be over at her place. Domestic or something. She can tell them then. Save a call.

  • Padrone
    September 18, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    Calling the cops? Haha. Where are they going to go find Turtleboy? Good luck.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    September 18, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    The only thing criminal here are Ashley’s teeth.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 18, 2018 at 5:23 pm

      The glue factory awaits the horse with those choppers. Abbattoirs 4eva, beaches! Joking aside, ‘Monet’ knows absolutely nothing of DMCA. Ghetto lotto playa’ who scratched a losing ticket. IQ tests for entry………..

    • Screw PC
      September 18, 2018 at 5:33 pm

      Fucking ugly people should be a crime, since any spawn of a thing like that is going to need to carry chloroform and a rag to reproduce.

      Yes, those teeth are fucking tombstones.

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