Chicopee DCF Grundle Queen Sends Us Felatio Pics, Mails Herself Copies Of TB Blog About Her Arrest For Pulling A Knife On A Guy In Front Of Her Kids
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Earlier in the week we wrote about this Chicopee grundle queen who got into a fender bender at the Big Y, pulled a knife on the the people she accidentally hit while her kids were in the backseat, drove home, dropped them, returned to the scene of the crime with the knife, and got arrested by the CPD.
Her name is Andrea Villegas of 199 Broadway in Chicopee. She immediately deleted her primary Facebook page after we shared some of her post-crash reactions:
Luckily we found out afterwards that she does not have custody of her kids:
They’re also very young. So she pulled a knife on strangers right after getting into a car accident while they were in the backseat. Awesome mother right here.
Anyway, today she came back with a new Facebook page and started sending us crazy shit. She apparently printed out multiple copies of the blog about her, put them in envelopes with stamps on them, and pretended to mail them to herself. Then she opened them up, spread them across her salvation army brand couch, and claimed that we mailed them to her:
Then she posted the letters she sent to herself on our Facebook page with a disclaimer:
“Turtle boy even waste money on stamps to harass people get a life turtle boy the hood don’t care we pull out knifes where ur punk ass at hiding in ur shell this just proved turtleboy boy has no life who the fuck lives in units lol u had the mailman fucked up ringing doorbells lmfao good job turtle boy watch out now he might have another trick up his shell go get a life pussy we don’t need your fan mail come over I’ll cook for u we can hang out n talk.”
“Bout how much u hate urself you tryed it try agian pussy like I told u I don’t care hahahhaha u gotta watch porn u so lonely the person who sold u the stamps didn’t even like u like who has the time to buy envelopes write the same address on them all only a loser man get a life any you people are sick for even entertaining the retard who just mailed my neighbors like who does that where they got units at lmfao the hood don’t care turte boy gotta mail people for attention don’t u know the hood stick together I just made u spend money on me n I aint even fuck u and I got u spending dollars get at me oooo turtleboy u so nice.”
Two sentences. Amazing.
After that she started using the Facebook page of someone named Wiz Garcia to literally send us hardcore pornography:
It should be noted that Wiz Garcia’s Facebook profile picture appears to be his or her three children. Naturally this would be the ideal account to send Turtleboy felatio highlights. Wiz also sent us this message:
Oh man, she must’ve been the star pupil at the Salter School.
Something tells me this isn’t the last we’ve heard from Andrea the Chicopee DCF grundle queen.
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