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Chicopee Slopbucket Parents Steal Over $5,000 From Their Kid’s Ludlow Cheerleading Team, Go On Ghetto Spending Spree, Blame Other Parents When Caught

Chicopee Slopbucket Parents Steal Over $5,000 From Their Kid’s Ludlow Cheerleading Team, Go On Ghetto Spending Spree, Blame Other Parents When Caught

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WWLPA husband and wife were arrested Thursday night on felony charges alleging that they embezzled from a youth cheerleading group. Ludlow Police Sgt. Daniel Valadas told 22News that Keith and Rachael Melanson, both 32, were arrested at their Chicopee home on five counts of larceny over $250- all felonies. They are also facing a misdemeanor charge of larceny under $250. Valadas said that the two are accused of stealing an estimated $5,400 from the Ludlow Youth Cheerleading Association. An investigation into the matter began after members of the association reported suspicious fraudulent cash withdrawals and debits from the LYCA account to Ludlow police. Both husband and wife were taken to the Ludlow police station for booking. Keith Melanson was held overnight at the Hampden County Correctional Center in Ludlow, while Rachael Melanson spent the night at the Hampden County Women’s Correctional Facility in Chicopee.

How dumb do you have to be to do something like this and think you won’t get caught? She was the cheerleading league president, and he was the treasurer. Probably not a good idea to allow a husband and wife team to hold both of those positions, but the other parents probably figured that no one would be ratchet enough to steal from little girls. Apparently they were wrong.

Oh, and just to get into this league we are told that you need a Ludlow address, and since they live in Chicopee they had to make one up. Way to keep a low profile morons. And did I mention that a source we spoke with tells us that they haven’t paid their rent in over three months? Is there a bigger fuck you that anyone can give to their landlord? Stealing all this cash, and then not paying your most important bill.

They didn’t steal a little bit of petty cash that no one would notice either. They stole over $5,000!! They were the only ones who had access to the card and the account. Did they just hope that no one would notice that all that money the little girls raised from fundraisers would suddenly gone? Seriously, what was the end game here? It’s not like they stole enough to ride off into the sunset. It was just enough to seem like gigantic douchecanoes, while really not getting THAT much out of it. From the looks of Keith Melanson’s since pulled down Facebook page, it appears as if they were balling on steaks at Bernie’s Dining Depot:

And hitting up some Patriots games with their son:

Guess they needed to do something to spice up their marriage since they got married in 2005 when they were 20 years old.

Was it worth it? There was a 1,000% chance they’d be caught and publicly shamed in front of the community. Even worse they’re putting their son through this with them. How do you think he feels now? Does he even get to keep playing football for Ludlow? Or is he too embarrassed by his ding-dong caretakers?

If you wanna see just the kind of slugrake we’re dealing with here, watch Keith’s reaction around the 1:25 mark when the lawyer starts suggesting that they’re innocent:

 

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“I think this is a matter of sour grapes from some people who didn’t like the way the organization was run.”

Asshole starts nodding and looking all confident.

The lawyer HAS to say that. It’s his job to make up lies to try to get his client the best deal possible. It’s the client’s job to sit there and do nothing. Instead this mother fucker starts nodding like he’s the victim here. Think of the nerve of this dick parade. He’s blaming the other parents whose children raised money and will now go without things that they need, when he KNOWS it’s his fault. Dude, NO ONE BELIEVES YOU!!! Just admit you were wrong, offer a bullshit apology, and pay your debt.

Newsflash – they have everything on you. You were the ones with the bank card. You were the ones with access to the account. The money is now missing. If you don’t take a plea here then they’re gonna go and pull the tapes at all the places you blew the money at, and they’re gonna see your sloppy ass handing over the LYCA’s debit card to pay for all your free shit.

Dad seems like a real winner too. He lets his young son drive his truck while sitting on his lap:

He pretended to be the ideal Dad/coach while posting about how happy he was to be part of the “Ludlow Youth Football family”:

He must have the “disease” that’s been going around. I don’t know any other kind of person who would steal from their family except for people who through no fault of their own contracted that terrible “disease.”

And to further show what queefstains these two are, they also treat their dog like James Earl Jones did in The Sandlot:

Because what dog wouldn’t wanna spend its life in a small, fenced-in plot of dirt in Chicopee?

Anyway, he’s still working at Red’s Towing in West Springfield, so you probably don’t want this guy coming to pick you up if your car breaks down. Bottom line is, don’t steal from kids, especially when there’s a 0.0% chance that you won’t get caught. If you do, you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy.

12 Comment(s)
  • Amy
    December 5, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    Take a look into Joe Burris,chief of police that stole from the kids toy fund among other things..special place for people that fuck with kids shit..I hope anywaysp

    • Amy
      December 5, 2017 at 10:06 pm

      *buffis…my bad, damn spell check

  • Strata
    November 1, 2017 at 11:06 am

    Despicable criminal act. I hope they are found guilty. They won’t do any jail time as we all know, but have a great life with that “Felony Theft” criminal record. Should be easy getting & keeping jobs in the future (not) …. plus everyone & anyone will know low disgustingly low you are to steal money from kids

  • PARENT
    November 1, 2017 at 9:18 am

    THEY STOLE ALMOST $20,000 THEY JUST CAN ONLY PROVE THE $5400. SCUMBAGS – SHE WENT FROM NOT HAVING A CAR TO GETTING A CAR – RACHAEL NEVER EVEN HAD A CELL PHONE UNTIL SHE BECAME “PRESIDENT” – ALSO PLANNED A DISNEY TRIP. ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC.

  • #neededanew4leggedbaby
    October 31, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    Anyone wanna go rescue that dog and give it a better home? If I lived close I would, all that dog knows is that his family is his world, well not him, he knows that life is a prison and he lives in the dirt. Poor guy, is even take him. Think we could start a gofundme to free muh dawg?? I’m actually pretty serious about this one, I don’t usually take animals from junkie theives but this one looks like it hasn’t been, what’s the word I’m looking for, TAINTED. FRFR

    • TIG OLE BITTIES
      November 1, 2017 at 9:42 am

      A dog’s wealth is measured by the love it receives. I wish human wealth was measured by how much love we give to our children and animals. I would be loaded. I fucking love my dog. If your thinking about getting a dog get an English bulldog they are amazing.

      • chrissy
        November 1, 2017 at 2:29 pm

        <3

  • Smellbeef Babaloney
    October 31, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    I begged my parents to let me drive the car when I was an 11 or 12 year old kid, circa mid 1980’s. My parents were honest and upstanding people, but they let me do it. Spent many a day rolling a rented Ford LTD or Lincoln Continental around boring Florida vacation neighborhoods listening to cassettes turned way up while my parents were on the beach.

  • turtleboi
    October 31, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Free mah boi!

    …I mean that dog. He looks awesome.

    • chrissy
      October 31, 2017 at 5:33 pm

      amen

      that’s worse than the crime that landed em in court

    • Finn
      November 1, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      I would take that adorable dog in a heartbeat! <3 <3 <3

  • Naterade
    October 31, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    The Patriots gear is becoming as bad as a flat brimmed Bulls hat.

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