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Chloe Ricard’s Killer Carlos “Mago” Rivera Has Been Giving Teen Girls Panties, Booze, And Drugs For Years Now And Every Chick In Lawrence Seems To Know That


Today is the arraignment for Carlos Rivera, the 47 year old Lawrence degenerate who is being charged with two counts of giving drugs to a minor, one count of indecent assault and battery on a child under the age of 14, and one count of indecent assault and battery on a person over the age of 14, for his role in the death of 13 year old Chloe Ricard. A lot of attention on Turtleboy has been given to Chloe’s abusive stepfather (and rightfully so), but ultimately the killer was this sexual deviant. And according to the streets, a lot of people saw this one coming.

On Facebook he goes by Mago Rivera, and his cover photo is a picture of his little son.

Yup, that’s right. This maggot has a child and he still abuses underage girls.

The only picture he had up, which has since been taken down, was this one, which is a collage of him making sexual gestures with underage girls.

At Turtleboy we find out the REAL news by simply listening to the people in the community. And this guy is very well known in the Lawrence community, as many grown women remember back in the day when this guy was trying to get in their pants.

Henny Montana might be the most Lawrence Facebook name ever. When I think of Henny I think of the nectar of the hoodrats. When I think of Montana I think of wide open spaces, which is also what I think of when I think about most women in Lawrence. No offense, just sayin, FACKS!

This post opened up the floodgates. A lot of women busted out the CAPS LOCK and said that they knew he was a sick fuck from the jump.

They said he’s been picking up little girls for years now.

They said his bitches would start a GoFundMe, but most of his girlfriends have “aged out” and become adults now.

Others said that he acted as a sugar daddy for up and coming teen moms.

Except instead of buying them nice things he just bought them more Henny and drugs.

“Some bitches have no home training.”

If your home is so shitty that a chick from Lawrence named Henny can cast judgement on your parenting skills, you know you’re a piece of trash. That’s you Brian Dolan. You’re so low that even Lawrence thinks you’re a shitty parent.

According to Henny booze and drugs weren’t only things sugar daddy was buying for them though….

This guy’s allegedly been buying them panties and doing witch craft for years.

A lot of people have asked if he’s here legally, which normally would seem like profiling since we never ask that question when a criminal is white, or even black. But let’s be honest – half the time people ask that question the answer turns out to be No. According to Henny though he’s the “Puerto Rican R Kelly.”

And by definition, Puerto Ricans can’t be illegal. However, it’s well known that one of the easiest ways to sneak into the country is for Dominicans to go through Puerto Rico, so we’ll see what comes of that.

Of course it wouldn’t be a Lawrence ratchet thread if two sewer guppies didn’t start threatening each other in the comments over who fucked the pedophile.


Anyway, back to fatso, this is still his fault for not protecting her from monsters like Mago Rivera. And I just saw this interview on the news and was blown away by how FAKE his tears were. Start watching at the 13 second mark, listen to how FAKE his crying is, and then watch at 22 seconds how he MAGICALLY regains his composure and was no longer sad.

And the media doesn’t ask ANY questions. Compare the show he put on there to his tone with Uncle Turtleboy and Bret at the 40 minute mark of their interview with him on Saturday night.

Meanwhile in court today the media of course didn’t question him at all, and was more concerned with what he was wearing.

Yea real “tough day for them.”

And they continued to spread his lies.

Hadn’t been seen in three days?? According to him on that podcast above Chloe and a friend slept at his house Friday and Saturday night. She ran away on Sunday.

Anyway, Jeff Kuhner at least was calling out the monster stepdad this morning on WRKO and Uncle Turts called in to talk about the interview, so at least someone in this town is reporting real news besides us.



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36 Comment(s)
  • Epstein
    May 29, 2019 at 9:02 am

    Notice how quiet DCF and the cops are being on the question of child sex trafficking. You are literally the only person who has even publicly hinted at it, and I applaud you for that. As a professional who works with troubled kids, I can say that Chloe Ricard’s story has always stood out to me as one that might involve child sex trafficking. All these kids you have on blast may also be victims of child trafficking. The fact that kids claim Carlos Rivera bought children for sex, that he exploited children for sex, does not seem to be a big secret to anyone except every media outlet that refuses to ask these important questions. Because let me tell you, Rivera probably didn’t operate in a vaccuum and yet nobody is trying to help these kids. DCF could take them, but it’s likely that DCF may have had custody (at some point) and was involved in many of these young girl’s cases, and that these allegations may have been known to the agency prior to Chloe’s death. Were any of the girl’s reports ever referred by DCF (or others?) to the DA before Chloe’s death? I don’t know. But part of the problem is that DCF does not have specialized housing or wrap around services for sex trafficked kids. Exploited kids just get tagged “runaways” so that the system can mislabel these kids as being at fault for having “behavior problems” rather than admit these kids are victims who are showing symptoms of trauma BECAUSE DCF AND MA AUTHORITIES DROPPED THE BALL and did nothing when they were raped, assaulted and exploited. At most these girls get a referral to “My Life, My Choice” and some counseling (all of which may take months to put into place), cool their heels in a DCF foster warehouse for a couple weeks, then they are put right back out on the streets. What’s it going to take to force DCF to report child sex assaults to the DA? MA Auditor did a report on this a while back and found that DCF doesn’t report child sex assaults to authorities, but Charlie Baker’s administration said “well that was before the DCF overhaul.” Well guess what? DCF’s not fixed. And as the agency everyone is mandatorily reporting these crimes to, DCF’s failure to make law enforcement referrals when it comes to child rapists is helping a lot of pedophiles stay off the radar. This pedo-friendly policy is a major threat to public safety.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      May 29, 2019 at 3:43 pm

      You’re probably spot on with your DCF policies, but it wouldn’t change anything even if they did report. Not in this state.

      The DA’s, judges, state agencies, and pretty much everyone in power with government are liberals – and they NEED this disfunction so that they keep their jobs and have plenty more to dish out to their like-minded friends, relatives, etc. Just like the unions that support this corruption – they don’t give a shit about anything but power and money.

      Keep voting Democrat, scum bags.

  • Chahlie Fakah
    May 29, 2019 at 8:52 am

    I sure hope the WCVB libbies keep focusing on the black clothes and Shrek’s arm “settling” around the mountain gorilla because if they actually investigate they will find that DCF screwed up big time, and I’m going to have to hire someone from DCF to replace the person now heading DCF, who , at the moment I forget the name of , but I think it’s a black or Latino woman.

    • Marge
      May 29, 2019 at 10:22 am

      Lawrence needs the FEDS sex trafficking unit along with some other major cities in MA to swarm that underground.

  • Mr? Gabe Murchison
    May 29, 2019 at 7:11 am

    White trash meets Puerto Rican trash. When did it become ok for Latins to throw the N word around?

    This is heartbreaking all around. 13 year old never had a chance.

    Can Mother Nature just take the whole city of Lawrence down with a tornado or meteor strike?

  • Ignorantoldmenprobably
    May 28, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    The crime is utterly disgusting. The parents are negligent. However, to the commenters saying it’s Puerto Rican culture, you are horribly mistaken. It has nothing to do with that. It has everything to do with neglectful parent who allowed a disgusting pedo to have access to their daughter. I am Puerto Rican and I grew up in a good home, no staying out late (had to ask permission to go anywhere at all until I turned 18, pick ups, drop offs, and calls to my friend’s parents to make sure I was safe…usually picked up by 7pm). I was a band geek, and my parents went to all the PTA meetings. They would express disappointment in Cs and ground me if I got a D. I went to college, as did my siblings. I speak proper English and do not have a ghetto accent. This is pretty much how my extended family is too. Please do not make sweeping racist generalizations about an entire nationality. That’s not what TurtleBoy is for, and you know it. There are people who do use the island to sneak in illegally, and people who don’t speak Spanish often can’t hear the different accents. This guy being a monster has nothing to do with his nationality, but yes, there is a chance he is illegal and posing as a PR. The people responsible for this girl’s death are scum. The killer being Puerto Rican does not make Puerto Ricans scum any more than a criminal of any other nationality makes their entire nationality scum.

    • PossibleIgnorantOldMan
      May 29, 2019 at 8:36 am

      Good for you and your parents for doing things the RIGHT WAY.

    • Everyone Knows
      May 29, 2019 at 10:37 am

      It’s a symptom of poverty not race. Dirtbags are dirtbags regardless of their socioeconomic standing but in the ghetto there’s an abundance of negligent parents and vulnerable children and these guys are a fixture. Whether it’s white trash Apellachia or the inner city diddlers have no shortage of opportunities even when everyone in the community knows what they’re up to. They blame victims and they don’t snitch. Notice all of the derogatory Facebook comments directed towards his other victims past and present? That right there is exactly what I’m talking about.

      • Appalachia
        May 29, 2019 at 3:12 pm


    • Phil's nephew the Puerto Rican Hoowah
      May 30, 2019 at 8:52 pm

      “Please do not make sweeping racist generalizations about an entire race…..” says the ignorant cunt cunt with the moniker “ignorant old men probably”. Like Phil Leotardo said to his young nephew “look at ya, yous look like a Puerto Rican Hoowah”.

  • Dough Boy
    May 28, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    The $295 Social Security death benefit should be enough for a discounted Bruins Championship ticket. What would you do?

  • The Name Game
    May 28, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    How the hell does this guy keep getting into these young girls’ pants? Gotta be offering something more than “This Is MAGO Country” panties. And they’ve all known it for years, having “aged out?” WTF?

    Still think Fat Boy Brian is complicit.

  • hartf811
    May 28, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Simply cut off welfare for Lawrence Haverhill and Lowell (and most of Methuen) until these Hispanic rats hone a taste for rat. Stand back and let them eat each other.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 28, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    Mago? Kill it with fire.

    Lawrence needs an orbital kinetic bombardment. Good test site for Rods from God.

  • SMH
    May 28, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    Mago is probably a citizen, given I didn’t see an interpreter with him in court. Half of Lawrence is DR, the other half PR – matching their mayor. So, skinner is likely from PR and thus legal. Oh, nice pic of him advertising his pussy eating service.

  • Gash Basher
    May 28, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    All spics are trash. Hopefully this guy gets a .45 caliber breath mint

    • Amanda Rodriguez
      September 28, 2019 at 10:49 pm

      Gash basher- You’re a piece of shit

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 28, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Who won ratchet madness?

  • Best to move on
    May 28, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Just let Chloe rest in peace.
    We all know what will happen to you when you disturb young dead girls MVTB and UT…

  • itsjustme
    May 28, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Why does he always refer to her as “this kid?”

    • Earthangel
      May 28, 2019 at 8:36 pm

      This is the most horrible interview I’ve ever heard..these gies egged him on and he didn’t admit anything and they twisted his words. These gies sounded just as bad as the stepdad. Let this little girl rest in peace…just stop!!

      • Gies? What's That?
        May 29, 2019 at 3:04 pm

        “Gies”? What is that?

        Is that supposed to be “guys”?

        WOW! The English language is weak in this one!

  • z
    May 28, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    If every chick in Lawrence knew, then the cops also had him on 1 to many short lists. But you can’t just arrest anyone just because you “Know” something is going on.

    At least he’s not wearing a Bulls hat.

    They might have stopped him if they understood Ratchet. Too bad Barbara Billingsley is dead as she spoke fluent Jive which was a precursor to Ratchet. She could have taught the cops.

    • Leslie Nielsen
      May 28, 2019 at 11:20 pm

      And don’t call me Shirley.

  • Just me
    May 28, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Holy crap – listening to her stepfather Damn put down the crack pipe. I’m surprised he hasn’t had a heart attack
    Kid never had a chance. The mother is classic clinic material – sad

  • Guilty
    May 28, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    What’s sad is that most likely nothing is going to happen to the step father or the mother and if they cared just a little bit, maybe this little girl would be alive today. This man was not doing a good job as a step father and her mother cared more about a man instead of her children who should have been her first priority. The step father will keep banging the neighbor Jamie and everyone will laugh behind the pill popping wife’s back. She will keep taking her kpins and Xanax only thing will be no more ssi from Chloe. They never took care of her so her not being around will not be anything they aren’t use to. God knows what went on and they will get what’s coming one day. Love your children, protect them. Don’t be the monsters that they are afraid of.

  • Wyatt Burp
    May 28, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Do I hear a bid for negligent homicide? Bueller? Bueller?

  • Everyone Knows
    May 28, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    It’s a disgusting yet widely accepted element of ghetto culture. Everyone around this guy was complicit. The system that allows people like this to carry out their crimes in plain sight is equally responsible. Turtleboy is the only reason that the media is giving this a second look.

  • bigdaddy
    May 28, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    That POS deviant behavior has been well know in the community for years and no one said anything until a young girl dies ? Maybe in almost any place else except Lawrence it would be noticed but in this country’s biggest shithole its just another day

    • Captain Trips
      Take the Honey and Run
      May 28, 2019 at 1:25 pm

      It’s their culture.

      What is the definition of a female virgin in Puerto Rico?

      An ugly 10 year old.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 28, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    The Ratchet Express is leaving Platform 9.
    Stopping at Mago City, Ho-ville, Guttermuppet, Fupasloth and Hennytown.

    Do not get on the fucker.

    • Haverhill Landlord
      Haverhill Landlord
      May 28, 2019 at 5:25 pm

      “It’s the culture”.

      Truer words were never spoken. This is a culture where explaining the concept of statutory rape is usually met with an uncomprehending stare and the crime itself is woefully under-reported.

      What we’ve got here is…failure…to assimilate. Some folks you just can’t reach, so you get what we have here today, a dead 13 year old.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    May 28, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    We need to seal off Lawrence, preferably inside some sort of an air-tight enclosure and then, when everyone inside has asphyxiated, burn the place down and seed the earth with salt.

    It’s the only way to be sure.

    • Daenerys Targaryen
      May 28, 2019 at 1:30 pm

      I am on board with this program.

  • TheCureForHope
    May 28, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Great job with the phone interview this morning, UT

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