Clive And Dianne Williamson Might Be The Biggest Hypocrites On Earth For Supporting Hillary Clinton


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In the last two days the Turtlegram’s two columnists – Dianne Williamson and Spanky McFarlane – have both written doomsday columns about why Donald Trump can’t be President. Very original, I know. I guess they have to write about something when the “King purveyor of filth” has his hands tied monitoring the movement of the Zambrano clan. Here’s a quote from Dianne:

We’re at a tipping point in America, and a media so eager to be objective can no longer pretend that Donald Trump isn’t the most dangerous, authoritarian and unhinged demagogue to ever seek the nation’s highest office. We can barely keep up now with his misstatements and lies, with his name-calling and racist rants, with his crazy, self-absorbed pontifications. It’s so bad that I almost suspect each new mini-scandal is a deliberate ruse to distract from the last one. And his candidacy is so toxic that I can no longer pretend to show respect for anyone who still supports him.

She can no long pretend to show respect for anyone who supports Trump? See, it’s not just about politics anymore with these people. It’s personal. And guess what Dianne? If your respect is contingent upon other people supporting Hillary Clinton for POTUS, then your respect is worth absolutely nothing. I could give a shit less if someone respects me, if they’ll only respect me if I vote for who they want me to vote for.


Let me just say this for the millionth time – Turtleboy is not a Trump fan. We think he’s hilarious and we LOVE how he doesn’t play by the rules. But he’s no great visionary or anything like that. Turtleboy doesn’t care about the wall. Turtleboy doesn’t wanna “send em back.” Turtleboy is sympathetic to some (not all) undocumented immigrants. Turtleboy thinks lots of the Trump diehards are a joke.

But ya know why people didn’t get on board with Jeb Bush or Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz? Because we’ve all seen guys like that before. They play too nice-nice, which is exactly what Dianne Williamson and company want – a push over. Someone who won’t point out the many glaring character flaws that Hillary Clinton possesses. Someone who will point out what we all know – Hillary only stayed with her cheating husband because she wanted to be President one day. She did it for her, because she’s a self-absorbed narcissist, much like the evil Trump that all of her supporters fear so much.

Ya know what’s disgusting – blaming victims and covering up scandals for personal gain. This is what the Clintons have done their entire lives. That’s just a fact. In 1992 when confronted with one of Bill’s mistresses, Hillary said, “We have to destroy her.” When Gennifer Flowers accused Bill of sexual harassment Hillary hired a lawyer whose lone job was to smear her by circulating naked pictures of her in order to destroy her credibility.

But please, tell me more about how Trump is the sexist one. Because apparently having a vagina means you can go around ruining the lives of sexual harassment victims and not get called out for it.

Here’s the headline for her article on Facebook:

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Trump isn’t presidential? OK. So what’s presidential? We decided to ask Dianne herself. Her response illustrates how full of hot air she really is:

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No response. Because that’s what you do when you are made to look a fool. You run away from the conversation. Turtleboy always liked Bill Clinton as a president and thinks for the most part that Bill did a decent job. But the fact of the matter is that he did all of that while he was taking cigars and using them to penetrate a 24 year old intern IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! Seriously, read the Starr Report. It’s the most arousing piece of American history that has ever existed.

My point is that there is no such thing as “presidential” any more. Bill Clinton was not presidential. Warren Harding was a womanizer, Andrew Johnson was a drunk, Gerald Ford couldn’t make it down a flight of stairs without falling, Calvin Coolidge didn’t speak, John F. Kennedy had lots of mistresses, Lyndon Johnson took dumps with the door openThere has never been such thing as “Presidential” since Abraham Lincoln left office.


Meanwhile in Spanky’s column he started off talking about this guy in Northboro who repeatedly had his Trump sign stolen from his front yard by local hooligans, until he reached his breaking point and went after a kid who finally crossed a line. Naturally Spanky sided with the kid because the kid had no choice but to vandalize this guy’s property:

To this homeowner it is all about free speech, not about right or wrong. Yet, in a democracy the two are closely married and cannot be easily divorced. If it was all about free speech, the teenager could logically, in my opinion, say that removing the sign he felt was a threat to him was also free speech.

A sign for a presidential candidate is a threat now. And Trump is the fascist one? He’s Hitler? A Goddamn yard sign for a politician makes you feel “threatened?” Even mentioning the name of the Republican nominee for President requires a safe space now.

Do you see how dumb these people sound? Dianne won’t respect you if you don’t vote for her girl. Clive will have your back if you break the law to sabotage the electoral process and destroy personal property.

Here’s why this Turtleboy is voting for Donald Trump – because we want Dianne and Spanky to know that their bullshit and fascism has lost out. We want Dianne and Spanky to know that we noticed every single time they blamed Trump for some of his nutjob supporters, but they did not say a WORD about the disgusting physical attacks against women and children supporting Trump in San Jose last week. Watch this video:

Not a word from Dianne or Clive. Not a word. But please, tell me more about how Trump supporters are the ones making people feel “unsafe.” Because I just saw people minding their own business getting attacked by people who will be voting for Hillary Clinton in November.

Dianne’s told us a million times before that she “respects” us, which I guess is gone now because Turtleboy is not voting for this thing:


I mean, just look at that picture. She thinks she’s Jesus Christ herself, rising from the dead. Look how fake that smile is. Think about all the women who had to be sacrificed to make this happen. You can say that Trump is not qualified all you want. But the fact of the matter is that Hillary is here because she banged Bill and stood by him despite his infidelity. It’s an indisputable fact. If she was not the First Lady then she would NEVER be in a position to run for President, never mind get nominated. So yea, Dianne can take her “respect” and shove it up Clive’s ass, because it’s worth absolutely nothing.


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35 Comment(s)
  • Tweety Bird
    June 13, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    I truly have not decided who I am voting for yet…IF in fact I bother to vote. Depends on the weather I guess. I have been a Trump supporter because he is NOT a politician and seems to want to right all the wrongs of this country. I have also been a Hillary supporter too, but only for the simple fact that she is female. Yep, I’ll admit it…and for every woman who votes for her because she has a vagina, there are 10 men who WON’T vote for her for the same reason, so my comment shouldn’t really bother anyone. Besides, people….YOUR VOTE DOESN’T MATTER! If anyone can explain HOW our votes matter in conjunction with the electoral college, please explain it to me. I understand how it operates, but when it comes down to it, when you really see the power of the electoral college, your vote means NOTHING.

  • Elizabeth Warren
    June 12, 2016 at 2:48 am

    History hasn’t seen the violence and intimidation used by Clinton surrogates against an opposing political candidate since Nazi Germany. The media has done nothing but cover up and make excuses for these social justice fascists.

    June 11, 2016 at 11:59 am

    Trump racist cause he says can’t get fair shake from judge of Mexican decent,,, how many times has Black Lives Matter,, bitched of unfairness because judge was WHITE,, I guess Clive and gang must be racist,, by their own criteria

  • Reddog
    June 11, 2016 at 10:44 am

    TB, what’s with all these annoying pop ups? Wtf. And I haven’t been able to read the bone ride story,it keeps kicking me off and I need to reload TBS all over again. Has this been happening to anyone else?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 11, 2016 at 11:15 am

      Yup. I also get redirected back to the main page. I also have weird pop-ups at the bottom of my screen when I use my phone to read articles.

      • CharlieKelly
        Middle-aged Curmudgeon
        June 11, 2016 at 12:06 pm

        Ya, it was very jumpy for me yesterday on laptop. Was trying to post on the bone ride thread and it took so long to type I gave up.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          June 11, 2016 at 1:36 pm

          I think it’s because there are so many pictures to load it can take forever. It loads fast on my PC, slow on tablet, and I don’t even bother on my phone lol.

  • UsualSuspect
    June 11, 2016 at 9:57 am

    Fact checking is useless in politics. How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving.

    Bernie was the most truthful candidate, but Americans love being lied to. Not a huge fan of Bernie’s ideas, but I gotta respect him for not playing Pinocchio as often as the others. Trump and the Clintons (yes they are a package deal as they have defended each other to the ends of the earth) have been lying since the beginning of time for their own narcissistic interests.

    Maybe the Libertarians will make some noise this year with the other two rogues on the ballot. Voting for the lesser of two evils is not possible this time around.

    • Wabbitt
      June 11, 2016 at 11:37 pm

      They’re running Gary Johnson again. He polls well with independents, but most people have never heard of him.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      June 12, 2016 at 1:49 am

      I am very seriously looking at the Libertarian ticket this time around. We all know how this state is going to vote, but maybe if we can bulk the numbers up with a nice protest vote towards the side that includes our well regarded former governor Weld, it can send a signal that this single party state has some cracks in it. Vote your conscience, now more than ever.

  • Turtles are only good for soup
    June 11, 2016 at 8:51 am

    “Clive And Dianne Williamson Might Be The Biggest Hypocrites On Earth For Supporting Hillary Clinton”

    That award was already given to Turtleboy.

    • June 11, 2016 at 10:02 am

      Waka, waka, waka!!

    • Finnish Goalie
      June 13, 2016 at 6:52 am

      PETA will want words with you.

  • Jake from State Farm
    June 11, 2016 at 7:34 am

    It is amazing the blatant bias. Trump supporters are constantly shouted down harassed and attacked, yet the media portrays them as maniacs, yet it is primarily the free speech hating passionate liberals causing the disruptions.

    Gotta love what our society has become, huh

  • Angus W. Mann
    June 11, 2016 at 6:05 am

    Those who are cut from the cloth of St Dyke will always stick together.

  • Only 100$ in beer
    June 11, 2016 at 5:34 am

    Aidan Kearney (The SJW behind TBS) is the real SJW! Momma Kearney should’ve hugged Aidan more when he was younger. TBS is his safe space and he can hide behind an alias, because admitting who you are hurts too much! Poor SJW Aidan doesn’t like it when people call him out, so he hides here! That is all.

    • June 11, 2016 at 10:01 am

      Never heard that theory before. Writing this all down now. Very interesting!!

    • CharlieKelly
      Middle-aged Curmudgeon
      June 11, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Speaks of hiding behind an alias, while also hiding behind one… Oh the irony!

      Jenny is that you?

      • Wabbitt
        June 11, 2016 at 11:35 pm

        Probably a new Jeff Neal alias.

  • RSoxGuy
    June 11, 2016 at 1:12 am

    You missd Clive’s hidden bullshit TB!!! Clive said the man and his son held the kid “hostage” until the cops showed up. “HOSTAGE”!!!! That is an out right lie and NOT opinion.

  • Del Griffith
    June 10, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    So the majority of voters decided to vote for Obama because it was historic to elect the first black president while they completely ignored his extremely dubious past and kne he had absolutely no qualifications All of a sudden we can’t vote for Trump because he’s not qualified. Wait, what? Now we are told to vote for Hillary because she happens to have a va-jay-jay, oh and she’s just oh so qualified. Yeah, she has perfected lying, covering up and destroying people. Just ask the families of those killed in Benghazi or her husbands mistresses or Vladimir Putin. She’s a vile c$&@!

  • Lambo
    June 10, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Quite possibly the most spot on post in the glorious history of Turtleboy. Speaking of racist rhetoric, any chance prior to November Hillary will head back to the Baptist church in Atlanta to try to improve on her “I ain’t no ways tired” skit from 2008?

    • Curmudgeon
      June 11, 2016 at 1:23 pm

      Thank you Lambo. I almost upchucked when I heard her say that 8 years ago. I wish TB could put a video of that moment, so that everyone could be reminded of disingenuous she was back then!

      • Curmudgeon
        June 11, 2016 at 1:24 pm

        *of how disingenuous*

  • Tudor turtle
    June 10, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Dianne name one thing that Hillary has achieved as secretary of state ?

    • sandy
      June 10, 2016 at 11:07 pm

      My daughter had a debate in high school in 2008 about the presidential race. She and one other girl stood up for John McCain. One of the opposing girls called my daughter a racist because she wasn’t for Obama. My daughter kept her cool and said. “Tell me thing Barrack Obama has done in his one year in senate. If you can, I’ll change sides.” It is a small question, but very powerful when you ask someone to name specifics.

  • Realist
    June 10, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    Nice snowjob there TB! Quite clever how you managed to pander to your reader base while exclaiming your lack of support for Trump, only to reverse course in the end. Brilliant!

  • Shackleford
    June 10, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    Give me one woman that epitomizes the word c*** more so than Hillary Clinton.

    • Duh
      June 11, 2016 at 12:23 am

      Casey Anthony

  • Sal Monella
    June 10, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    Rock on! I’d rather Trump than the first lesbian President.

  • Jay
    June 10, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    Attaboy TB.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    June 10, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    I was with you 100% until you mentioned something up Clive’s ass and then I threw up in my mouth…

  • Polska2
    June 10, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    Boom. #mic drop
    Great article.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    June 10, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    Please put the GOT Night King’s head on that Hillary photo

    • Only Trump
      June 12, 2016 at 3:15 pm

      As yet ANOTHER radical ISLAMIC terrorist attack has occurred on US soil, this has proven that HILARY CLINTON CANNOT BE POTUS. She is just not going to do what is necessary to ERADICATE this threat.

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