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In the last two days the Turtlegram’s two columnists – Dianne Williamson and Spanky McFarlane – have both written doomsday columns about why Donald Trump can’t be President. Very original, I know. I guess they have to write about something when the “King purveyor of filth” has his hands tied monitoring the movement of the Zambrano clan. Here’s a quote from Dianne:
We’re at a tipping point in America, and a media so eager to be objective can no longer pretend that Donald Trump isn’t the most dangerous, authoritarian and unhinged demagogue to ever seek the nation’s highest office. We can barely keep up now with his misstatements and lies, with his name-calling and racist rants, with his crazy, self-absorbed pontifications. It’s so bad that I almost suspect each new mini-scandal is a deliberate ruse to distract from the last one. And his candidacy is so toxic that I can no longer pretend to show respect for anyone who still supports him.
She can no long pretend to show respect for anyone who supports Trump? See, it’s not just about politics anymore with these people. It’s personal. And guess what Dianne? If your respect is contingent upon other people supporting Hillary Clinton for POTUS, then your respect is worth absolutely nothing. I could give a shit less if someone respects me, if they’ll only respect me if I vote for who they want me to vote for.
Let me just say this for the millionth time – Turtleboy is not a Trump fan. We think he’s hilarious and we LOVE how he doesn’t play by the rules. But he’s no great visionary or anything like that. Turtleboy doesn’t care about the wall. Turtleboy doesn’t wanna “send em back.” Turtleboy is sympathetic to some (not all) undocumented immigrants. Turtleboy thinks lots of the Trump diehards are a joke.
But ya know why people didn’t get on board with Jeb Bush or Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz? Because we’ve all seen guys like that before. They play too nice-nice, which is exactly what Dianne Williamson and company want – a push over. Someone who won’t point out the many glaring character flaws that Hillary Clinton possesses. Someone who will point out what we all know – Hillary only stayed with her cheating husband because she wanted to be President one day. She did it for her, because she’s a self-absorbed narcissist, much like the evil Trump that all of her supporters fear so much.
Ya know what’s disgusting – blaming victims and covering up scandals for personal gain. This is what the Clintons have done their entire lives. That’s just a fact. In 1992 when confronted with one of Bill’s mistresses, Hillary said, “We have to destroy her.” When Gennifer Flowers accused Bill of sexual harassment Hillary hired a lawyer whose lone job was to smear her by circulating naked pictures of her in order to destroy her credibility.
But please, tell me more about how Trump is the sexist one. Because apparently having a vagina means you can go around ruining the lives of sexual harassment victims and not get called out for it.
Here’s the headline for her article on Facebook:
Trump isn’t presidential? OK. So what’s presidential? We decided to ask Dianne herself. Her response illustrates how full of hot air she really is:
No response. Because that’s what you do when you are made to look a fool. You run away from the conversation. Turtleboy always liked Bill Clinton as a president and thinks for the most part that Bill did a decent job. But the fact of the matter is that he did all of that while he was taking cigars and using them to penetrate a 24 year old intern IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! Seriously, read the Starr Report. It’s the most arousing piece of American history that has ever existed.
My point is that there is no such thing as “presidential” any more. Bill Clinton was not presidential. Warren Harding was a womanizer, Andrew Johnson was a drunk, Gerald Ford couldn’t make it down a flight of stairs without falling, Calvin Coolidge didn’t speak, John F. Kennedy had lots of mistresses, Lyndon Johnson took dumps with the door open. There has never been such thing as “Presidential” since Abraham Lincoln left office.
Meanwhile in Spanky’s column he started off talking about this guy in Northboro who repeatedly had his Trump sign stolen from his front yard by local hooligans, until he reached his breaking point and went after a kid who finally crossed a line. Naturally Spanky sided with the kid because the kid had no choice but to vandalize this guy’s property:
To this homeowner it is all about free speech, not about right or wrong. Yet, in a democracy the two are closely married and cannot be easily divorced. If it was all about free speech, the teenager could logically, in my opinion, say that removing the sign he felt was a threat to him was also free speech.
A sign for a presidential candidate is a threat now. And Trump is the fascist one? He’s Hitler? A Goddamn yard sign for a politician makes you feel “threatened?” Even mentioning the name of the Republican nominee for President requires a safe space now.
Do you see how dumb these people sound? Dianne won’t respect you if you don’t vote for her girl. Clive will have your back if you break the law to sabotage the electoral process and destroy personal property.
Here’s why this Turtleboy is voting for Donald Trump – because we want Dianne and Spanky to know that their bullshit and fascism has lost out. We want Dianne and Spanky to know that we noticed every single time they blamed Trump for some of his nutjob supporters, but they did not say a WORD about the disgusting physical attacks against women and children supporting Trump in San Jose last week. Watch this video:
Not a word from Dianne or Clive. Not a word. But please, tell me more about how Trump supporters are the ones making people feel “unsafe.” Because I just saw people minding their own business getting attacked by people who will be voting for Hillary Clinton in November.
Dianne’s told us a million times before that she “respects” us, which I guess is gone now because Turtleboy is not voting for this thing:
I mean, just look at that picture. She thinks she’s Jesus Christ herself, rising from the dead. Look how fake that smile is. Think about all the women who had to be sacrificed to make this happen. You can say that Trump is not qualified all you want. But the fact of the matter is that Hillary is here because she banged Bill and stood by him despite his infidelity. It’s an indisputable fact. If she was not the First Lady then she would NEVER be in a position to run for President, never mind get nominated. So yea, Dianne can take her “respect” and shove it up Clive’s ass, because it’s worth absolutely nothing.
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