Well, September 19th has come and gone. And Josh Abrams is still in jail. Yesterday morning he put out yet another jailhouse phone call video claiming “corruption” caused his court date to be rescheduled – but we quickly debunked his latest string of lies. You can watch a breakdown below:
Pretty much everything out of his mouth is an easily-refuted lie. In case there was any doubt as to what kind of guy is currently sitting behind bars, though, here are some documents we recently acquired detailing some of Josh’s more violent criminal exploits in the not-so-distant past. You can read the documents on Tbdailynews.
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Does anyone know if he got out yesterday like he said he would?
The obligatory bitch pic faggot selfie.
Tower love is unlike anything ive documented prior. My milkshake tah tahs bring all the c/o’s to tha yard,to save my bloody arse.
This kid just depresses me. Our species is in decline. This guy couldn’t support himself wo a crazy-check and he thinks its his job to “audit” others?
Judging from the picture in the lede he spends a fair amount of time looking at himself and yet he continues to get that haircut from a pencil sharpener?
He makes Antonio Brown seem rational.
Josh – you are a martyr and your crusade is honorable….. WAIT…I mean I will fuck you right in your mantitties, BOYYY, so go ahead and shut the fuck up and tell ya girl to slide on up over here so she can play my rusty trombone…Don’t worry Josh, it’s just the tip
Even the hookers tell this guy “not on the first date”
They tell him to take yoga so he can suck himself off.
So Josh is shit outta luck then.
Holy crap! This guy has reproduced? I feel sorry for the kid.
I hate this annoying douchebag. He didn’t get into a “fight”. He got his head kicked in & Tibbets let him off easy. Please, just get rid of him next time.
~~Love an animal, hug a hockey player~~
Thank you everyone. The house has been so quiet lately. I’ve deleted all the gay porn I found on my computer, presumably from my son Josh. Josh is no longer beating up his dying father. That skank chick isnt rummaging through my things to pawn. Life has been great this past week. Gonna pour myself a margarita. Thanks again everyone.
Hey wanna earn a few bucks?
As long as it doesn’t involve my rear end (I’m healing) I still swallow and I’ll take out my teeth
Read them all on the other site, they’re all awful, but setting that guy up really sticks out, what an A-hole.
Good work exposing him, thrilled that he is in jail!
Ive never done this before.
Ive never taken it in the ass and I have never swallowed and I never cheated on Josh and I dont do blowies for drugs.
What the fuck is “Coblock”??
How GODDAMN hard is it to proof read your story?? I know everyone’s busy but wtf. Everyone of you guys need to take the extra 2 minutes and reread your blog BEFORE you publish it……PLEASE!!
Sorry, but theyve cut my allotment and I cant be bothered, anymore.
You should cry about it, because that helps…what are you Jesus? I’ll remember that when you perfect everything in life you dumb fuck
Uh oh, my cover is blown. Now, fill that collection plate before youre smited.
Relax, tough guy, it was a joke.
Yeah take that bucko….we don’t like this comment so we’re just gonna vote it on down. All of a sudden no one wants to eat corn on the coblock…..you’ve been roasted bucko
I do agree that proofreading, typos fucking galore, and wall-to-wall-to-wall shit on the site is a very weak part of Turtleboy.
Come on man, through the content is great and I can even accept the typos (which are becoming a highlight) the site itself is fucking buggy as fuck and you need to fix it. It takes a long as time to type anything and post it.
Slim it down, take off the shit on the sides, streamline the stories and you’ll get a shitload more followers super quick.
current ratchet madness champ right here, I called it
Great. Now go ask uncle turtleboy for permission to investigate AB on his rape. Rapey rapey. Don’t be surprised if he tells you to make him a sammich first. Then he’s going to sarcastically mention ‘believe all women’. {yawn
who? Where you from, India? Speak English you degenerate. What blog were you written about?
Can’t hear shit with that background music drowning out the conversations.
I hope he swallows, inmates hate spitters . . . .