All day long we’ve been getting updates that two Turtleboy famous cop block chuds have been teaming up with totally NOT gay leader of the straight pride parade, Samson Racioppi to take down the turtle. It began when Grundlestiltskin, AKA Joe Orga, AKA Joe Hart, messaged Clarence on Facebook.
So I guess we’re done folks. We had a nice run while it lasted, but we couldn’t outwit the guys who have mastered the art of masturbating while crying.
I have no idea what this creature is speaking about, but the Stoneham Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams posted a video on our page of himself running to the police (who he hates and films all the time) and complaining to them that “Turtleboy” (we are all Turtleboy dumbass) assaulted an elderly person with a dangerous weapon, after throwing a bottle at him.
He claims he has video of Turtleboy saying “let’s fucking kill him,” with license plates. He must’ve forgotten to post that one.
Then bitch boi recorded himself speaking with a cop from an unnamed department, claiming he wanted to update his parents about the charges that are pending against “Turtleboy.”
As you can see, whoever Officer Cataldo is says that Turtleboy is being charged with throwing a bottle at Josh Abrams, and something about a CORI. No clue what any of this is about, but the best part is the guy who spends all day complaining about the cops getting down on his knees and licking their balls the moment it’s convenient for him.
I honestly am in the dark with this one, but I’m anxious to find out what it is these morons think they have on us now. All I know is I find it hard to believe that Uncle Turtleboy would track down Josh Abrams and his mother and throw a bottle at them. But one person who was ready to believe this instantly was our totally NOT gay friend Samson Racioppi.
If you’ve reached the point where you’re willing to blindly believe two idiots who go around filming the police all day because you’re that desperate to see Turtleboy go down in flames, then you might be a closeted homosexual running a straight pride parade. Just sayin. Maybe.
So just to review. Samson runs straight pride, associates with the Proud Boys, and claims to support the police. He is somehow friends with two Turtleboy famous shitheads who go around harassing the police. These shitheads are under the impressions that someone from Turtleboy assaulted one of the shitheads, and the first thing they did was call the cops despite professing to hate them. Samson then blindly believed them despite any sort of evidence, and all because he wanted to see Turtleboy go down.
Turtle Derangement Syndrome is very, very real folks.
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