Cop Block Chuds Call Cops On Turtleboy Claiming We Assaulted Them, NOT GAY Straight Pride Parade Samson Befriends Them, Predicts Turtleboy’s Demise


All day long we’ve been getting updates that two Turtleboy famous cop block chuds have been teaming up with totally NOT gay leader of the straight pride parade, Samson Racioppi to take down the turtle. It began when Grundlestiltskin, AKA Joe Orga, AKA Joe Hart, messaged Clarence on Facebook.

So I guess we’re done folks. We had a nice run while it lasted, but we couldn’t outwit the guys who have mastered the art of masturbating while crying.

I have no idea what this creature is speaking about, but the Stoneham Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams posted a video on our page of himself running to the police (who he hates and films all the time) and complaining to them that “Turtleboy” (we are all Turtleboy dumbass) assaulted an elderly person with a dangerous weapon, after throwing a bottle at him.

He claims he has video of Turtleboy saying “let’s fucking kill him,” with license plates. He must’ve forgotten to post that one.

Then bitch boi recorded himself speaking with a cop from an unnamed department, claiming he wanted to update his parents about the charges that are pending against “Turtleboy.”

As you can see, whoever Officer Cataldo is says that Turtleboy is being charged with throwing a bottle at Josh Abrams, and something about a CORI. No clue what any of this is about, but the best part is the guy who spends all day complaining about the cops getting down on his knees and licking their balls the moment it’s convenient for him.

I honestly am in the dark with this one, but I’m anxious to find out what it is these morons think they have on us now. All I know is I find it hard to believe that Uncle Turtleboy would track down Josh Abrams and his mother and throw a bottle at them. But one person who was ready to believe this instantly was our totally NOT gay friend Samson Racioppi.

If you’ve reached the point where you’re willing to blindly believe two idiots who go around filming the police all day because you’re that desperate to see Turtleboy go down in flames, then you might be a closeted homosexual running a straight pride parade. Just sayin. Maybe.

So just to review. Samson runs straight pride, associates with the Proud Boys, and claims to support the police. He is somehow friends with two Turtleboy famous shitheads who go around harassing the police. These shitheads are under the impressions that someone from Turtleboy assaulted one of the shitheads, and the first thing they did was call the cops despite professing to hate them. Samson then blindly believed them despite any sort of evidence, and all because he wanted to see Turtleboy go down.

Turtle Derangement Syndrome is very, very real folks.


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37 Comment(s)
  • Frank Rizzo
    July 26, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Whadda cock smoker this asshole is

  • fecking hell
    July 26, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Goddamn has this site went to shit. Virtue signaling is something I thought I’d ever see here. Or blogs that seem to support antifa. What next, are turtle boy writers going to write fluff pieces on how drag kids twerking at gay bars is empowering?

    • fecking hell
      July 26, 2019 at 10:23 am

      *I’d never see

  • These MF's are outta control
    July 26, 2019 at 9:28 am

    Why doesn’t this asspony work at a 9 to 5 job? Who is supporting him ( we know the answer) but WHY are we supporting him? What disability is preventing him from working?

  • Jussie Smellstaint
    July 26, 2019 at 7:52 am

    It wasn’t TB, it was two white Nigerians in Trump hats that said “this is MAGA country”.

  • Said Josh
    July 26, 2019 at 12:18 am

    I hate the police
    Hello 911 please help me

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 25, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae (gay name) is all for free speech and free press, but only if she approves of the citizens practicing said rights. It also must fit her narrative. Free speech for me but not for thee!

    • Team Bristol!
      July 26, 2019 at 12:37 am

      seriously Dude! shut the fuck up!
      she & Bristol are hilarious & speak the truth no one else has the balls to say!!! Those ladies are the hero we all need!

      • dumbass converter
        July 26, 2019 at 9:47 am

        female heroes are referred to as “heroine”

        noun: heroine; plural noun: heroines

        a woman admired or idealized for her courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.
        “she was the heroine of a materialist generation”
        synonyms: brave woman, hero, woman of courage, great woman, woman of the hour; More
        victor, winner, conqueror
        “Nicky was a heroine—she saved my baby from being snatched”
        star, idol, superstar, megastar, celebrity, celebutante, luminary, lion;
        ideal, ideal woman, paragon, exemplar, shining example, perfect example, favorite, darling;
        “the literary heroine of Moscow”
        antonyms: coward, loser
        the chief female character in a book, play, or movie, who is typically identified with good qualities, and with whom the reader is expected to sympathize.
        synonyms: female protagonist, principal female character; More
        principal female role, lead actress, lead, leading lady, leading role, female lead, star role, starring role, star part, female star, prima donna, diva
        “the film’s heroine takes a feminist stand”
        antonyms: villain
        (in mythology and folklore) a woman of superhuman qualities and often semidivine origin, in particular one whose deeds were the subject of ancient Greek myths.

        • Big Wick
          July 26, 2019 at 11:13 am

          LOL! But, with all due respect, worthy of a TL;DR disclaimer.

    • FOAD
      July 26, 2019 at 11:19 am

      Let me get this straight: you’re SUPPORTING the free speech of Josh M’Gosh Haybrow Abrams, the “cop auditor,” apparently falsely accusing Unc of violent felonies? FOAD.

  • Snerdley
    July 25, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    This site just keeps getting worse. Now they have a problem with Proud Boys. Also, leftist assholes call people chuds so stop using that word. Maybe Turtleboy Sports can collaborate with the “It’s Going Down” website since they are both Antifa supporters.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 26, 2019 at 10:13 am

      Maybe you could collaborate with the “Fucking Right Off Society” and fuck right off.

      • Batman
        July 27, 2019 at 1:32 pm

        Yet here they are to leave a comment. If you don’t like it here……..fuckin leave, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Fuckface

  • MAGA
    July 25, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    what exactly is wrong with the proud boys? more trump-hating nonsense. MAGA

  • Judge dread
    July 25, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    This dude represents everything that is wrong with America today. I hope this chud stufffer gets sent to prison.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    July 25, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Can you imagine being this fucking stupid? Wow! Or how about this fucking pathetic? I’m sure you’re wondering which group of douche bags am I talking about. The bald dopes who are desperately trying to prove they are straight by have a parade or the used tampons who run around like 5 year olds crying about police brutality until they themselves need a cop then they cry like 5 year olds. The answer BOTH I am talking about both of them. Fucking losers.

  • Jeff J
    Punch it While You Weep
    July 25, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Now that’s 3 of the BIGGEST BITCH BOI LOSERS I have ever seen. Puuuthetic!!

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 25, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Uncle turtle turd stop going to straight pride events trying to diddle cute boys

  • Screw Snowflakes
    lol crying while rubbing one out....hahaha
    July 25, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Why is there no fruit….in my fruit loops????????

  • Klancy
    July 25, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Well, 21 Valley Rd in Stoneham is a cul de sac. Send someone for the police report.

  • More At 11
    July 25, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Trump beat deep state.
    Hip hop hip hip hop hip hip hop hooray.

    July 25, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    In the meantime in the real news world TRUMP kicked ass yesterday. GO TRUMP GO

  • BaldDude
    July 25, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Nothing better to do than write a blog about what someone wrote on their Facebook page?? Talk about desperate.. How’s your GoFundMe legal fundraiser doing Aidan??

    • July 26, 2019 at 10:46 am

      Hey there buddy! You know, it is entirely possible to be sued for libel for something you write on your Facebook page. You knew that, right, since yous is gonna be a lawyer-man? Right?? Kind of makes you prior assertion that you don’t have to fact check what is on a Facebook post inaccurate. By the way, how is the parade fundraiser going?

  • Walt ostrander
    July 25, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    as a bi/pansexual I can certainly tell you that both of those bald boys have a thing for men.

    Samson, if you’re ever in Naples hit me up and I will rock your world.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      July 25, 2019 at 10:28 pm

      I celebrate your pansexuality, Walt. What are your pronouns?

      • Walt ostrander
        July 25, 2019 at 10:45 pm


        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          July 26, 2019 at 10:28 am

          Mine are she/her, but I’m leaning toward something less gender specific.

          • Walt Ostrander
            July 26, 2019 at 11:19 am

            That is a good idea. I’m starting to find that all cis people are bigots so you dont want to be associated with them

  • Christopher Lettiere
    July 25, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    I was toolbag!

    • Christopher Lettiere
      July 25, 2019 at 4:48 pm

      Damn swype text…supposed to say “What a toolbag”

      • Big Wick
        July 26, 2019 at 8:51 am

        I wondered about that… “You was toolbag?” Another version of “Damn You Autocorrect!” I could only make it a little way through, I just wanted to reach into the video and smack his punchable face. These cop block asshats are just another breed of parasite on society, instead of getting a job and quietly live your life. I want this dude and his ilk (hey, Josh Abrams!) to just FOAD.

  • hartf811
    July 25, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    The gay phobia of a gay is gay phobia. Hmoe is a disease to be eradicated like Jihad and rats. Zero difference.

    • Ray Torical
      July 25, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      What is like going through life as a stupid fucking dolt? I imagine it must be extremely trying. Waking up everyday knowing that you are a complete miscarriage of an existence. New failures await upon opening your eyes each day.

      • F*U
        July 26, 2019 at 8:41 am

        Suck my dick
        Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you ?

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          July 26, 2019 at 10:14 am

          Leave me out of it, shit for brains.

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